Terrible Xianxia Quest (A Xianxia quest)

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TERRIBLE XIANXIA QUEST
AKA How to set Fantasy China on fire..​

It is a world where might makes right. And the Haves are practically gods and the Trash-mob Have-Nots are well ... Trash.

Unfortunately for you you are Trash. You don't feel like Trash but people in your homeland will give you a hard time to stroke their ego. That's why you left the land of Entitled Murder-Hobos and went and started a life out in The West.

Problem is that you have been called back to your home village ... and you already have people staring and whispering at you behind your back.

"Look at whose back..."

"So the Trash has returned..."

It annoys you but you are just here to get this shit over with.

[ ] Your friend and fellow Trash, Protagonist, says that he has become a prodigy
[ ] Your childhood bully, Antagonist, basically paid you to come back here for some reason
[ ] Your ex, Worst Girl, sent you a love letter out of the blue.
[ ] Your bae, Best Girl, needs you to speak to your asshole parents

...and while you wanted to get back to your job:

[ ] Guarding the Church as a Paladin
[ ] Building Hardware at your Workshop as an Artificer
[ ] Performing to a crowd as a Bard
[ ] Raising Animals as a Tamer

You gotta do what you gotta do or your name isn't:

[ ] Sufficient Velocity
[ ] Main Character
[ ] Self Insert

You swear this in the name of your spirit animal:

[ ] The Toucan
[ ] The Velociraptor

A/N: Why? For the glory of Foreign Devils Satan of course! ...Also we do not have enough Xianxia deconstruction. I like some works but others .. eh....

 

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