Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

We can pull extra security for Jiraiya, and hopefully convince him to come back with us for safety reasons. Since you know, we blew up a country.
Eh eh eh, we were complicit in the blowing up of a country. Technically we didn't actually blow it up.
Dosen't matter, created chaos.

That will be the view of everyone who really cares about the situation. We were at ground zero and survived. And that will lead to questions.
Maybe Naruto will get a different view than Pervy Sage?
... AHAHAHAHA!

Pervy Sage will always remain... there will be just a different reason for it to happen. :V
 
[X]Meet with the Delegations: So, it seems that there was a delegation here already dealing with negotiations… Jiraiya? Is that you? What are you doing here!?

What's better than two people trained in sealing? Three people trained in sealing.
 
[X]Meet with the Delegations: So, it seems that there was a delegation here already dealing with negotiations… Jiraiya? Is that you? What are you doing here!?

talk to the delegation, give the scroll to the relevant person, after dealing with jiraiya a shared boat trip would surely be more calm than anything else in this mission heck tellin jaraiya about the uzumaki woman and karin will sure make him want to talk about kushina around naruto and karin. i mean is the story of the wife of the 4° hokage and wife of his student i am sure the genin will find it fasinating .
 
[X]Meet with the Delegations: So, it seems that there was a delegation here already dealing with negotiations… Jiraiya? Is that you? What are you doing here!?
 
If there is going to be a fight, fight that asshole Toad Sage. Deserting his godson his entire life without ever meeting him? Fuck you!
 
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The C Rank Finale (The Runner Arc)
The C Rank Finale (The Runner Arc)

[X]Meet with the Delegations: So, it seems that there was a delegation here already dealing with negotiations… Jiraiya? Is that you? What are you doing here!?

You looked at the kids and then took a breath. "Kids, do you know who that is?" You as as the Konoha delegation seemed to pass by one of the windows. One that had seemed to be there since before you arrived.

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, he has white hair, he must be old."

Yakumo however was clearly the one who was there to see who it was and gasped. "Holy crap, it's Lord Jiraiya."

A moment passed before Sasuke gasped. "Really?" He was giddy as a kid going to the academy for the first day, but it was Naruto who surprised you.

"Who is Jiraiya?" Out of all the people that Naruto didn't know, it was the fact he was missing one of the greatest heroes of the Leaf.

You facepalmed. "Out of all people Naruto, you should at least know the Sannin!"

Naruto shrugged. "Did he become Hokage?"

"No" You replied. "He was in the running for a while, especially after Ren Uchiha died… along with Sakumo… and well a lot of his friends died actually."

"But he didn't become Hokage?"

"The Fourth won over the Third after the war." You stated.

"So he got passed over for the younger generation," Naruto stated. "And he wasn't badass enough to take the hat."

You shrugged. "He chose not to. Which makes him even more dangerous if you think about it?"

"How so, because the Hokage is the biggest badass in the village and its leader," Naruto stated. "If he was the strongest, he'd be Hokage."

"Some people's talents lie elsewhere." You stated. "Look at me and Kakashi. Do you think either of us could wear the hat?"

Naruto paused for a moment to think, then Sasuke snickered. "If we were really desperate maybe, or the Hokage was dead."

Naruto shook his head. "Nah, Yamato sensei seems to like training us and being able to roll with the chaos we find ourselves in. And Kakashi… I don't know that guy, but he's kinda… not all there."

"And are you saying that in a bad way or a good way?" You asked.

Naruto shrugged. "I mean, he spends time mourning the dead, after so long, and doesn't see the people he has left."

That is oddly insightful from Naruto. "Like come on, it's like Sasuke trying to give up revenge, he keeps it on the back burner, and isn't nearly as obsessed with it when he was because Yamato decided to make things interesting and teach him how to be a medic… but still, Sasuke will drop everything if he could find Itachi, and kill him."

At that, Sasuke tried to protest before he sighed. "You are right."

Yakumo then saved things from becoming awkward. "I wanna meet Lord Jiraiya."

You raised an eyebrow. He was the one who bought you your first drink when you were 15, and still thought you could be stronger. He put you in your place. "Fine. let's go."
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Interruption Roll:D100 => 69

When you arrived at Jiraya's apartments, you discovered one thing you wished you hadn't. And that was the simple fact that Jiraya was engaging in intercourse. But that was normal. You had heard that he was a lecherous pervert and enjoyed the female body. Him fucking it was not out of the ordinary.

It also reeked of booze. Lots of it.

It was the fact that he was having sex with the Daimyo's soon-to-be-wed-off daughters… all three of them.

That fucking idiot. When he saw you, he screamed. "Son of a-" He then covered himself with the sheets and his companions all screamed. "Yamato? What are you doing here?"

You threw over the package. "The Letter that we have gone through a lot of trouble to deliver." You turned to his companions and sighed. "Leave, we need to talk."

At that, the naked woman ran out of the room, embarrassed, and both Naruto and Sasuke watched before Yakumo forced the two to focus on Jiraiya. "Wow, you're a man whore." Naruto stated.

Jairaya smiled. "Should have seen me in my youth, this is nothing, kid." Then he looked at Naruto, Sasuke, and Yakumo. "A genin team Yamato, that's who the Hokage sent to deliver vital diplomatic papers?" He then looked at the contents. "I can't believe he agreed to this shit. I'm not drunk enough for this crap."

You frowned. "Doesn't matter Jiraya, that's not my business, seems he agreed to something, and people were trying to kill us to prevent that from happening." You then looked at a cup of Sake. "To your diplomatic genius."

"Fuck you." Jiraiya then sighed. "Well looks like we're entering an alliance with foreign nin kids…" Then he took a look at Naruto. "Minato, be a dear and get my pants."

Then he realized what he had said. "Who Minato?" Naruto asked. "My name is Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki."

Jiraiya lost all color. "Wait…" He then looked to the genin team, and Karin, who had been looking out into the hallway. "You brought NARUTO HERE!?"

You smiled with anger. "Naruto, meet your Godfather, Lord Jiraiyaof the Sanin. Jiraiya, meet your godson, whom you have abandoned for almost 12 years. And his cousin whom we recruited last week. Along with my team, Team 3."

Jiraiya for all of his skill, only had one thing to say. "This is Karma for not blaming Danzo for all my problems, isn't it Hiruzen?"
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Reward: The Leaf/Lightning/Sand Alliance has been formed, a powerful military block that has all but upset the balance of power on the continent.

All XP will be delivered to the team in the aftermath.
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You have a lot to tell Hiruzen... but first, you had to get home.

What do you do? (You will be traveling home with Lord Jiraiya):

What do you have Naruto do?:
[]Write in

What do you have Sasuke Do?
[]Write in

What do you have Yakumo Do?:
[]Write in

What do you have Karin Do?:
[]Write in

What do you do?:
[]Write in

AN: enjoy and vote in plan format please.
 
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Tenzo explaining why Jirayia is important and how people can be badass without being in charge. Naruto out here dropping words of Wisdom about Kakashi and Sasuke. Jirayia was getting laid and thought Naruto was his son/student and then was bitch slapped with his Karma.
 
Truly the perfect roll for meeting Jiraiya.

[J/k] Pray that Jiraiya didn't knock up the Daimyo's daughters. That's a diplomatic disaster you don't want to be anywhere near or associated with.
 
Tenzo explaining why Jirayia is important and how people can be badass without being in charge. Naruto out here dropping words of Wisdom about Kakashi and Sasuke. Jirayia was getting laid and thought Naruto was his son/student and then was bitch slapped with his Karma.
Turns out, all Naturo needed to get a higher wisdom stat was by having a teacher that gave a damn about him...

And you know, having a good team that would stay at his side, and not push his abandonment buttons.

Also Jiraya, you done fucked up and you are going to hear about it.
Truely the best way to end our first C Rank!
Yep.

Too bad it wasn't a nat 1, that would have been fun!
 
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"Kids, do you know who that is?" You said as the Konoha delegation that was there.
First, that "said" should be "asked".

Second, something went wrong with this sentence besides that. Is Yamato supposed to be pointing/gesturing at the delegation?

Out of all the people that Naruto didn't know, it was the fact he was missing one of the greatest heroes of the Leaf.
I'm guessing this is a leftover from an earlier version of this sentence.

Which makes him even more dangerous is you think about it?"
"if"

"Look at Me and Kakashi.
"me"

And Kakashi… I don't know that guy, but he's kinda… not all there."

"And are you saying that in a bad way or a good way?" You asked.

Naruto shrugged. "I mean, he spends time mourning the dead, after so long, and doesn't see the people he has left."
When did Naruto meet Kakashi?

That is oddly insightful from Naruto. "Like come on, it's like Sasuke trying to give up revenge, he keeps it on the back burner, and isn't nearly as obsessed with it when he was because Yamato decided to make things interesting and teach him how to be a medic… but still, Sasuke will drop everything if he could find Itachi, and kill him."
When did Naruto find out about Sasuke's revenge quest and Itachi as an individual?

Yakumo then saved things from becoming awkward. "I wanna meet Lord Jiraya."
His name is "Jiraiya".

When you arrived at Jiraya's apartments,
"Jiraiya's"

Yakumo forced the two to focus on Jiraya.
"Jiraiya"

"Jiraiya"

You frowned. "Doesn't matter Jiraya,
"Jiraiya"

"Fuck you." Jiraya then sighed.
"Jiraiya"

Then he realized what he had said. "Who Minato?" Naruto asked.
"Who's"

Jiraya lost all color. "Wait…"
"Jiraiya"

"Naruto, meet your Godfather, Lord Jiraya of the Sanin.
"Jiraiya"

Jiraya, meet your godson,
"Jiraiya"

Along with my team. Team 3."
That period should be a comma.

Jiraya for all of his skill, only had one thing to say.
"Jiraiya"

What do you do? (You will be traveling home with Lord Jiraya):
"Jiraiya"

[] Not remotely complete plan
-[] Naruto: Spend time with Jiraiya, the two of them have twelve years of catching up to do (and Jiraiya has twelve years of excuses to make)
-[] Yamato: Oversee Naruto's interactions with Jiraiya, this will likely get very heavy very quickly, and Naruto may need the emotional support

All I've got right now.
 
When did Naruto meet Kakashi?
I did some rolls off-screen during the previous turns, for some actions when everyone got back to Konoha. They met and they talked a little bit.
When did Naruto find out about Sasuke's revenge quest and Itachi as an individual?
... Um, in one of the first updates?
. And my dream… is to kill a certain man.
Also, Sasuke and Naruto have talked off-screen. so he does know. Kinda
Second, something went wrong with this sentence besides that. Is Yamato supposed to be pointing/gesturing at the delegation?
I swear everything got borked on the phone. I have no computer sorry for that.

God damn phone fucking up my update.
 
[X] Cause a international incident and blame Danzo for it
-[X] Naruto: Jiraiya owes you 12 years of birthday presents. Pester him till he buys you a flying broom (Or at least ramen)
-[X] Sasuke: You just finished a S-class mission, which means you have money to burn. Buy a sword (or a frying pan) and other land of Iron souvenirs.
-[X] Yakumo: Plunder the strategic chocolate reserves of the land of iron with Hanzo
-[X] Karin: Persuade Naruto and Hanzo of a healthier diet
-[X] You: Write the mission report and do not forget to blame Danzo for the land of grass
 
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[x] Plan: Iron presents
[X]Naruto: Jiraiya owes you 12 years of birthday presents. Guilt trip him, an emotional manipulation is vital skill for a ninja.
[X] Sasuke: Ninja needs to be able to buy best quality supplies on his own. Have the money and buys stuff you want. Beware the scamers.
[X] Yakumo: A good Ninja needs to be able to locate strategic objectives in foreign land and hagle with the merchants. Have a sealing scroll and some money and buy what you want like a boat load of chocolate.
[X] Karin: Do you want to buy some stuff?
[X] You: Make clones to follow your genins, so you can grade their task (and protect them). Buy some souvenirs and sake for later.
 
[X] Cause a international incident and blame Danzo for it
 
Turns out, all Naturo needed to get a higher wisdom stat was by having a teacher that gave a damn about him...

And you know, having a good team that would stay at his side, and not push his abandonment buttons.

Also Jiraya, you done fucked up and you are going to hear about it.

Yep.

Too bad it wasn't a nat 1, that would have been fun!
Clearly Danzo rigged Jiraiya's roll(s). For maximum smearferfude. Or however you spell the word, it's a silly one.
 
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