Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

[x] Plan: Now kids, we try to not destroy another country
- [x] Naruto: Spend time with your cousin, talk about sealing, pranks and ramen. Maybe talk to her how to deal with chakra control when you have too much of it.
- [x] Sasuke: Lets teach him how to see if ninja tried to cover his tracks. Combine lesson with Yakumo
- [x] Yakumo: Teach her how ninja covers their tracks using, genjutsu, ninjutsu and mundane methods. Combine lesson with Sasuke.
- [x] Karin: Spend time with your cousin. Yamato also will teach her some stuff about Konoha and what are her options.
- [x] Yamato: Teach and suprevise your team, but if have summon send message for Hokage's ears only that "Adult Uzumaki was in grass for 20 years and just snaped. Also Naruto is bonding with his cousin who will be comming with us."
- [x]No: No, we shall stick to stealth, and keep things quiet.
 
[x] Plan: Now kids, let's go do our jo- What Now!
- [x] Naruto: Spend time with your cousin, talk about sealing, pranks and ramen. Maybe talk to her how to deal with chakra control when you have too much of it.
- [x] Sasuke: Lets teach him how to see if ninja tried to cover his tracks. Combine lesson with Yakumo
- [x] Yakumo: Teach her how ninja covers their tracks using, genjutsu, ninjutsu and mundane methods. Combine lesson with Sasuke.
- [x] Karin: Spend time with your cousin. Yamato also will teach her some stuff about Konoha and what are her options.
- [x] Yamato: Teach and suprevise your team, but if have summon send message for Hokage's ears only that "Adult Uzumaki was in grass for 20 years and just snaped. Also Naruto is bonding with his cousin who will be comming with us."
- [x]Yes: Lets go for it!

I liked your idea, but also wanted a special event
 
[x] Plan: Now kids, let's go do our jo- What Now!

I like fallout tactics, but it feels too ambitious. These kids are genin.
 
-[X][Karin] Looks for ways to act as additional support to the team, supplementing their
Supplementing their what?

Adult Uzumaki was in grass for 20 years and just snaped.
"snapped"

Also Naruto is bonding with his cousin who will be comming with us."
"coming"

Adult Uzumaki was in grass for 20 years and just snaped.
"snapped"

Also Naruto is bonding with his cousin who will be comming with us."
"coming"
 
Hiruzen will be so pissed. He sends team 3 on a fake milk run the somehow get a 5th orphan and burn down a country.
 
No thats Karin.

Also I haven't rolled for her mothers survival yet.
Ah my bad.
Now that i think on yakumo's mom i wonder on the scale of 1 to 10 the amount of worry for her daughter she have is 11.
That girl have the a weird relationship with her beast and weirder friends... Yep Hanzo is the comparative normal one.
 
Now that i think on yakumo's mom i wonder on the scale of 1 to 10 the amount of worry for her daughter she have is 11.
That girl have the a weird relationship with her beast and weirder friends... Yep Hanzo is the comparative normal one.
Yakumo's mom is trying to get Hiruzen to cancel the mission, and rally 20 jounin to chase after her daughter.

It isn't working becuase Blame Danzo.

And Hanzo is ironically the normal one.

Which is wierd considering hes the one who is an amalgamation of mental super powers created by the Kurama Clan to them sane.
 
Which is wierd considering hes the one who is an amalgamation of mental super powers created by the Kurama Clan to them sane.
I mean when you have:

A- A ball of issues cause by neglect mostly that is hiruzen's and a bit of Danzo's fault.

B- A ball of trauma and angst that are definitely Danzo's fault.

C- The crazy tree man that somehow manage to make himself and A and B functional despite his own issues that are Danzo's fault.

An personification of one repressed impulses given the capacity of higher reasoning and with a social circle is the normal one.
 
[x] Plan: Now kids, let's go do our jo- What Now!

I kinda want to see if we can go 2 for 2 in burning down counties. Also it took Sasori using 100 puppets to overthrow a country, we did it with 4 genin, 1 jonin teacher, and 1 pissed off Uzumaki. Sasori needs to up his game to get on our level.
 
You know i had a funny intrusive thoughts. We know the 9 tails fox can take over a Jinjuriki, and on top of that was a long time ago not a rage beast.

Now picture this an ancient jinjuriki that was overcame by Kurama and the fox turned ninja manages to successfully escape. After calming down kurama decide libe a life while his meat vessel last, enjoy life, gamble a bit, drink...

He keeps this lifestyle until eventually manages to knock up an Genjutsu clan princess and is forced on a shotgun weeding, living the rest of his days as a clan ninja spawning some wierd ass reality warping kids with Multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia.

This is the origins of the kurama clan and in fact the seal of naruto uses was actually botched and he can get way but by doing that he needs to pay child support and so many late birthdays presents on top of the taxes.

So no, to everyone concerned, he is the totally caged rage monster.
 
You know i had a funny intrusive thoughts. We know the 9 tails fox can take over a Jinjuriki, and on top of that was a long time ago not a rage beast.

Now picture this an ancient jinjuriki that was overcame by Kurama and the fox turned ninja manages to successfully escape. After calming down kurama decide libe a life while his meat vessel last, enjoy life, gamble a bit, drink...

He keeps this lifestyle until eventually manages to knock up an Genjutsu clan princess and is forced on a shotgun weeding, living the rest of his days as a clan ninja spawning some wierd ass reality warping kids with Multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia.

This is the origins of the kurama clan and in fact the seal of naruto uses was actually botched and he can get way but by doing that he needs to pay child support and so many late birthdays presents on top of the taxes.

So no, to everyone concerned, he is the totally caged rage monster.
And now for this comedy quest it is canon. Screw you for putting this in my head that Kurama has to pay child support.

And everyone from the Kurama clan is crazy because Kurama sticked his dick in crazy
 
And everyone from the Kurama clan is crazy because Kurama sticked his dick in crazy
"Hey Naruto, does this mean that you're my cousin or my Gruncle?"

"I...I have family?"

*Much, Much Later*

"Hey Naruto, you mind asking Grandpa if he wants to come to the cook out?"

"Oh God, I have family."
 
Hanzo will totally blackmail his great grandpa so he keeps it a secret from the clan, also he probably will point out that he is currently made of pure yang.

(Meaning that fucker minato hit him with the Soul tax, he told kushina that the guy that would become part of the leaf IRS was trouble but noooo! She had to go fall for the pretty boy).
 
"Hey Naruto, does this mean that you're my cousin or my Gruncle?"

"I...I have family?"

*Much, Much Later*

"Hey Naruto, you mind asking Grandpa if he wants to come to the cook out?"

"Oh God, I have family."
Yakuno: well crap. This is going to be hard to explain to Ayako.

Hanzo: you tell me. I'm surprised that it took us this long to get Kurama back to the family.
Hanzo will totally blackmail his great grandpa so he keeps it a secret from the clan, also he probably will point out that he is currently made of pure yang.

(Meaning that fucker minato hit him with the Soul tax, he told kushina that the guy that would become part of the leaf IRS was trouble but noooo! She had to go fall for the pretty boy).
And then we begin a journey to unify Kurama.
 
@Magoose
You know how people who don't care about surviving an objective, and sometimes not even success, can say "Just go fuck it I don't care!" and not only survive but do splendidly compared to when they are actually trying?
What I am asking is: can we get a roll for her survival and how well she survived her vengeance?
 
@Magoose
You know how people who don't care about surviving an objective, and sometimes not even success, can say "Just go fuck it I don't care!" and not only survive but do splendidly compared to when they are actually trying?
What I am asking is: can we get a roll for her survival and how well she survived her vengeance?
Okay but you might not like it.

Survival:D100 => 77

She survived.

Situation:D100 => 46

And oh she is not in a good position.

Path: D3 => 2

Oh shit she went the legend route.

That means she went to the Akatsuki.
 
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