If you read the last words of this chapter and go "that's an edgy name", good! That's the joke. If you read and say "that's a really dumb name", good, that's also the joke.
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Uther landed on the Broken Shore to felfire and rose petals. The former was definitely expected, the latter not so much. Demon bodies littered the ground, dashed to pieces by the blurred form of Ruby Rose.
"Uther!" She called as she split a felguard in half lengthwise, "I was wondering when the last important person on Azeroth was going to arrive! Dodge!"
Uther took a step to the side as she pointed Crescent Rose at him, noting the felguard collapse with a blown open head, and bringing Deathbringer around to cave in the head of the other felguard that had been approaching, "Is now really the time for jests, girl?"
"Sorry," Ruby apologized to the Death Knight, "just antsy."
"Well, you don't have to be anymore," King Greymane said, "We're advancing!"
"Ruby," Uther said, "have you seen Tirion?"
"He went ahead," Ruby said, looking irritated, "everyone went ahead, left me to hold the rear."
Yes, that would bother the… how did Anduin put it… danger junkie? She probably wanted to be the first on the assault.
Well, she was leading this assault, dashing ahead and around arrows and bullets from the artillerists to cleave through the Legion countercharge, a vortex of steel, rose petals and arcs of Fel corrupted blood. Greymane had shifted into his Worgen form, hitting the lines with the rest of the worgen vanguard, claws, blades and teeth flashing in the murky air. Uther was seconds behind, bringing Deathbringer down on one of the felguard that had survived the assault.
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Yang looked over Ruby, the older Ruby, and said, "so, you can see through that eyepatch?"
"Wanna try it?" Older Ruby asked, tugging off the eyepatch and bundling it up, tossing it to Yang, who caught it and slid it on, blinking as the silk didn't block her vision at all.
"Huh," Yang said, taking it off and handing it to younger Ruby, who was looking at it with curiosity, "So, what is fel, then?"
"Chaos," older Ruby said, "and I mean that literally, it's the physical manifestation of Chaos on a universal scale."
She punctuated the statement by creating a small orb of green fire in her clawed hand with a snap of her fingers, dancing it between her hands before crushing it in the clawed hand.
"And it lets you make fire and summon meteors?" Yang said.
"Ridiculous," Ice Queen scoffed.
"More ridiculous than the older version of us popping out of a portal?" Blake asked, looking over Ruby… Uh, both of them.
"We need a way to split you two, we can't call you both Ruby," Yang said.
"Call me Rose if it makes things easier," Older Ruby shrugged, "I'm used to being called various titles. Champion, Hero, Netherlord, it makes no difference to me."
"What's that last one about?" Ruby asked, eye covered by the blindfold.
"One I'm pretty sure they made up so I could have a special title when all the orders met," Rose said with a laugh, "Slayer, Deathlord, Farseer, Archmage-"
Ice Queen snorted, "Archmage, were you playing pretend?"
"I wish," Rose said seriously, "Arcane magic is the opposite of Fel, used to force Order on the universe. One sec, watch this…"
Purple energy rose around Rose as she raised one hand into the air before pulling down and gripping… A cupcake? Yes, a cupcake with a strawberry on top, which she handed to Ruby and took back the eyepatch.
"I'm not the best with arcane," Ruby admitted, "as I said, it's order magic, and I'm not the most orderly person out there."
That was an understatement, Yang loved her to death, but Ruby was probably the most scatterbrained person she knew.
"You really expect us to believe in magic?" Ice Queen said, even as she eyeballed the cupcake Ruby was looking over with wide eyes.
"Whether you believe it or not, it's real," Rose said.
"Can you teach me?" Ruby asked.
"I'd rather not, I only use Fel because I had no choice. It isn't safe or healthy."
"What do you mean, no choice?" Yang asked.
"Things got dangerous where I lived," Rose said, clearly hedging around the issue, "I only started studying fel and demonology because I had to. You don't, so shouldn't."
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Genn Greymane tore a felguard limb from limb, fel tainted blood splattering on the ground as he wrenched his powerful limbs apart and shook the dead demon off his claws even as it dissolved into fel. Nearby, Sylvanas sunk an arrow into another, throat. Despite the fact that he knew it was a monumentally stupid idea, part of Genn, the deep, instinctual part, wanted to lope over the rocks and sink his fangs into her rotten throat. Were it any other day, against any other enemy….
"Varian!" Genn called as the group of Alliance leaders, and Ruby, approached the line, a city of black metal stretching out in front of them. The king of Stormwind was charging up a spike made of ice to stab a pit lord in the throat, tearing Shalamayne through leathery skin and half decapitating the elephant sized demon in an arterial spray of fel blood.
"Genn! Uther!" Varian called, cutting down a pair of felguard in as many seconds as the group met up, Jaina teleporting next to them a second later, Ruby rushing ahead to lead the worgan into another heavy charge, "I was beginning to think you weren't going to show up!"
"Everyone seems so very glib today," Uther snarked hypocritically, "King Wrynn, Lady Proudmore. Where is Tirion?"
"Lord Uther," Jaina said politely, "We lost track of him in the fighting, unfortunately."
"An inevitability, I suppose," Uther huffed.
"Send out these orders," Varian called, "the sappers will follow behind and bring the buildings down, Mekkatorque will lead them! The rest of us will advance, FOR THE ALLIANCE!"
"FOR THE ALLIANCE!" The roar came up a second later, spreading out from him like a shockwave.
"Guys," Ruby appeared then, face serious with a familiar, slab like sword in her hands, "Look what I found."
The group stared at the Ashbringer with worry, a lull in the battle.
"Was Tirion with it?" Uther asked.
"No, but I don't like what it means if it was abandoned," the demon hunter said seriously.
"It's not a good sign, I agree, but there is hope he still lives," the former Lightbringer said, offhandedly decapitating a demon with a swing of his maul.
"You two!" Varian called to a pair of footmen who had yet to join the fighting, clutching their swords with fear on their faces. Despite that, they immediately snapped to attention at the call, "Take the Ashbringer back to the Skyfire, guard it with your lives if you have to!"
"Yes, milord!" Both said, one taking the hulking blade from Ruby, who wasted no time drawing Crescent Rose, the well forged blade glowing dully in some places from the erosion of fel on it, and cutting down four demons. The group turned towards the city, mouths tightening as they began to fight through it.
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"So what is a demon?" Rose heaved a breath at the question from Ruby.
"Is now really the time?" She asked.
"I'm curious! You don't mean, like, actual demons right?"
"No, I do," Rose said.
"From Hell?"
What did it say that Hell was one of the planetary contents, since Deathlord Uther had sworn by it on occasion?
"They call it the Twisting Nether, but close enough," Rose said.
"I have a question," Blake said quietly, "you said it was.too much to hope you would arrive on your Remnant, that implies you weren't on it. So where were you? Maybe that explains fel and arcane, that they only existed on the world you were on?"
"Fel and Arcane are universal constants," Rose denied, "I don't know why people on Remnant don't know how to harness them, but considering it probably kept the Burning Legion from noticing us, I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth."
"Let me guess, that's a group of demons?"
"The group of demons. More demons serve the Legion than anything else. Or, well, they did."
"Did?'
Rose gave a jagged grin, all teeth, at Ruby's question.
"We recently delivered a crippling blow to the Legion. Multiple, in fact. Sargeras, lord of the Burning Legion, was jailed, and we killed a bunch of his top lieutenants."
"You didn't answer my question," Blake said.
"Hm? Oh, yes, I was on the world of Azeroth. Was summoned there by a particularly inept warlock when I was her age," Rose nodded at Ruby.
"Warlock?"
"Studiers of Fel magic and demonology, alongside every other type of dark magic you can name."
"So are you a warlock then?" Ruby asked.
"I'm the First of the Council of the Black Harvest, I am the Warlock," Rose boasted.
"Maybe among the pathetic mortal races of Azeroth," Thal'kiel said, "but among the ranks of the Burning Legion, you would be a child playing with sparks of power, nothing more!"
"What is with that thing?" Yang said, "What is it?"
"Thal'kiel, the soul of the first and greatest Eredar, that's a type of demon, demon summoner bound within his own skull."
"So a ghost," Yang said, "great. Why do you keep it around?"
"To bolster her meger skill at demon summoning," Thal'kiel snarked.
"We can't all summon the Burning Legion," Rose said without any heat.
"You summon demons?" Blake asked, "is that what those little things were?'
"I can summon a couple right now, if you want. And yes, they were."
"Is that safe?" Ruby asked
"Watch," Rose grabbed Ulthalesh off her back, channeling mana into the jeweled scepter of Sargeras and swinging the blade up to bite into reality. The familiar smell of brimstone wafted into the air as she did so, a portal opening in the blade's wake, out of which stepped a majestic wrathsteed.
The bridle wrapped around the skull-like head burning with green felfire, which arched between its horn and down its back like a mane and burned along the hooves. Fel forged, spiked armor sat on the leathery skin, and a blinder blocked its six eyes from the world.
"Scattered Ashes," Rose cooed, planting her clawed hand on the wrathsteed, and it snorted felfire, "my loyal steed."