Super School
My name is Izuku Midoriya, and I'm about to travel to a different dimension to become the number one hero!
I always wanted to become the top hero because I looked up to All Might. I want to be the strongest and smartest. To save everyone with a smile on my face, just like All Might. I told myself every day, even before I met All Might and he gave me his Quirk, that I was going to become the top hero in my world. It's why I took so many notes on heroes. And now it was finally going to be true, thanks to this alternative dimension.
Everyone was scared when the other dimension visited, but it was clear they had our best interest in mind. I knew that from the beginning, after all any world with heroes had to be mostly good, right?
The other dimensions had their young heroes coming to the school as well. When I heard that, I wondered if it was even possible for me to become the top hero, because it meant I had to compete against a bunch of other heroes who had experience against real villains, while I had no idea how to control my quirk without breaking my bones. But I'll have to try hard to do so, especially considering just how much help I had. But I told myself I'd never stopped, and I never will.
I was walking out the door to go to school when my mom stopped me.
"Wait, Izuku. Have you got your pocket tissues?" My mom said.
"Yes, I do." I walked to the door.
"Wait! Do you have your handkerchief!?
"Yes, I do!" I opened the door.
"Wait, Izuku!"
I sighed. "Yes?"
She smiled. "Knock it out of the park for me, ok?"
I nodded. "Ok!"
I walked out the door.
When I heard of this school, it was right before I applied to U.A. But when I heard of it; I decided to go there. All Might even approved of it! That relieved me soooooooooooooo much! And now, I get to see even more cool heroes! I couldn't wait!
Was this world like mine? With heroes that save everyone? I certainly hoped so, and I couldn't wait to figure out! I had a big, goofy smile on my face, so I walked ahead.
Ready to do my best.
***
My name is Katsuki Bakugo and I'm going to become the strongest superhero.
What? You don't think I can do it!? I'm already the strongest in the city, besides All Might. And besides All Might, there's no one I can't beat!
And soon, I'll be even stronger than him too!
I'm packing my things and getting ready to go to supposedly the best hero school in the multiverse. My scores in the entrance exam were good enough to make it there. My original plans were to go to U.A. But after the other dimension visited us, all the officials and politicians suggested we help each other. That meant casual dimensional travel and getting to go to one of the few schools that were worthy of me.
Unfortunately, little Deku is coming with me. I don't know how. I get better grades than the damn nerd. And I'm just naturally better than him. My quirk, my hard work, and my talents. I'm better than him in every way. He'll never become better than me. Never. Never.
I'm the most important one. I'll be the best hero in this dimension. One that always wins, just like All Might.
My clown father says I should make friends, but I don't need some nobody extras getting in my way. I already made it with me going to the school, I don't need anyone else. I'm going to win by myself.
And I'll crush everyone that gets in my way.
After I was done packing, I walked to the door. "I'M GOING, MOM!"
"DON'T YELL AS YOU LEAVE!" my mom said. "AND DON'T GET IN TROUBLE!"
"FINE!"
And I walked through the door.
Ready to become the greatest.
***
My name is Shoto Todoroki, and I'm going to reject my father.
I spent my entire life, at least 99% of the life I could remember, rejecting my scumbag of a father, trying to become the best hero without using my fire quirk.
All I need is to practice my ice quirk to be as strong as my father's fire powers. And I'll be strong enough to become the number one with those powers. The ultimate insult to his pride. I can't think of a better punishment.
Why would I punish him? Probably because he pushed my mother to the brink, and…actually, maybe I shouldn't reveal that just yet…
Nothing else matters. I will do anything to hurt my father.
"Shoto!" Fuyumi said.
I shot her a look. I was never really a fan of Fuyumi. She'd always tried to have us try with Dad on Natuso, but I didn't care about him either. Hurting my father is all that matters now. "What is it, now?"
"You forgot your lunch." She said with a warm smile.
I snatched the bag. "Thanks, Fuyumi."
"SHOTO!" my father, Endeavor, yelled from another room. "ARE YOU TALKING TO THE REJECTS!?"
I almost ignited my fire side from the rage I felt. I felt my breathing quicken and my hands got clammy.
I promised myself I would never do that.
I turned it off as quickly as I turned it on. I wiped the sweat from my brow, hoping Fuyumi wouldn't call attention to it. She definitely saw it, considering she wasn't looking away, but she didn't have to point it out.
"Ummm…have a good day!" She whispered.
I nodded. "I will."
I walked away.
Ready to become the best hero, without my father's power.
***
My name is Taylor Hebert, and I want to become a hero, despite my pain.
I already told my dad about it. Originally, I wanted to become a vigilante, but that was just because The Wards were probably High School 2.0. But if I could drop out of my high school, to go to a different one, it was worth it.
I already made my costume, made my notes, and was ready to go to school.
Did I mention it was in a different dimension?
I have to do this. I always wanted to help people, no matter how rotten the world was. There was no better way to help people than to become a hero. As long as I don't have to help people who don't deserve it, that would suck.
I mean, I wouldn't kill anyone. But I didn't feel comfortable saving a villain. Maybe if I had to do it to prevent him from dying, I could justify it. But just outright protecting a murderer or rapist? It left a bad taste in my mouth.
But, I still couldn't wait to learn from the heroes. Being a hero was the only thing keeping me going after my mom died and Emma, my best friend, betrayed me. She used to be so much to me, now I couldn't even read books in the bathroom without getting drenched in their cranberry juices. But now, despite my misery after The Trio's torment of me, it seemed like there was so much more to my life. Like I had so much to look forward to. This seemed to be my lucky day.
Maybe I'll make some friends too…
I opened the door.
"Wait, Taylor."
I turned around. "Yes, Dad?"
He hugged me. "Stay safe, don't go picking a fight."
I nodded. "Thanks, I will."
And I went to the school.
Hopefully, it won't be like Winslow High.
***
My name is Ruby Rose, and I'm going to become a huntress!
Well, I'm going to a superhero school, which is like a huntress academy, except it's for people who don't always fight monsters. Which is pretty boring in my eyes.
But Ozpin suggested my team go there for some reason, so that's where we're going!
This world could be as cool as ours! With heroes and actions and weapons and all the like! And maybe they could teach me how to be a good hero, I mean, I know how to fight and save people, but this leadership business…it's…just hard…ok?
"Why do you think Ozpin asked us to come to this school?" Weiss asked.
"Maybe because he wants to get in the other dimension's good graces?" Blake suggested. "I doubt it's out of the kindness of his heart."
"Maybe it's because we're the best?" Yang said.
"We're only first years," Weiss said. "Although I had been practicing my whole life."
She sounded annoyed when she said that. Was she still mad over not being the leader?
"Ugh," Yang said. "Can you stop being stuck up for one second?"
"Sheesh, calm down, Yang," Weiss folded her arms. "You really need to work on that attitude of yours."
"What matters is we're going to become the best huntresses," I said. "And nothing will stop us!"
***
My name is Taylor Hebert, and I want to become a hero, despite my pain.
I already told my dad about it. Originally, I wanted to become a vigilante, but that was just because The Wards were just High School 2.0. But if I could drop out of my high school, to go to a different one, it was worth it.
I already made my costume, made my notes, and was ready to go to school.
Did I mention it was in a different dimension?
I have to do this. I always wanted to help people, no matter how rotten the world was. There was no better way to help people than to become a hero. As long as I don't have to help people who don't deserve it, that would suck.
I mean, I wouldn't kill anyone. But I didn't feel comfortable saving a villain. Maybe if I had to do it to prevent him from dying, I could justify it. But just outright protecting a murderer or rapist? It left a bad taste in my mouth.
But, I still couldn't wait to learn from the heroes. Being a hero was the only thing keeping me going after my mom died and Emma, my best friend, betrayed me. She used to be so much to me, now I couldn't even read books in the bathroom without getting drenched in their cranberry juices. But now, despite my misery after The Trio's torment of me, it seemed like there was so much more to my life. Like I had so much to look forward to. This seemed to be my lucky day.
Maybe I'll make some friends too…
I opened the door.
"Wait, Taylor."
I turned around. "Yes, Dad?"
He hugged me. "Stay safe, don't go picking a fight."
I nodded. "Thanks, I will."
And I went to the school.
Hopefully, it won't be like Winslow High.
***
My name is Ruby Rose, and I'm going to become a huntress!
Well, I'm going to a superhero school, which is like a huntress academy, except it's for people who don't always fight monsters. Which is pretty boring in my eyes.
But Ozpin suggested my team go there for some reason, so that's where we're going!
This world could be as cool as ours! With heroes and actions and weapons and all the like! And maybe they could teach me how to be a good hero, I mean, I know how to fight and save people, but this leadership business…it's…just hard…ok?
"Why do you think Ozpin asked us to come to this school?" Weiss asked.
"Maybe because he wants to get in the other dimension's good graces?" Blake suggested. "I doubt it's out of the kindness of his heart."
"Maybe it's because we're the best?" Yang said.
"We're only first years," Weiss said. "Although I had been practicing my whole life."
She sounded annoyed when she said that. Was she still mad over not being the leader?
"Ugh," Yang said. "Can you stop being stuck up for one second?"
"Sheesh, calm down, Yang," Weiss folded her arms. "You really need to work on that attitude of yours."
"What matters is we're going to become the best huntresses," I said. "And nothing will stop us!"
***
My name is Ladybug, and I was chosen to protect Paris!
I didn't do it alone; I had help from my partner Cat Noir. And together, we worked together to beat Hawkmoth. With my wits and Cat Noir's destructive power beating the villains. But after fighting someone from the future, and having support from the future, I realized something. As good as me and Cat Noir are, we're not as good as the best villains. And now that we have to deal with a bunch of alternative universes with their own supervillains, ready to attack us for a wish. It almost made me feel like my old self.
So Cat Noir and I took an alternative approach. We gave the Miraculous of the bee, the turtle, and the fox to their holders, and got ready for our next big trip.
To an alternative dimension.
I told my mom and dad I was transferring to the general studies of the superhero school. And they believed it, meaning I had the freedom to go to the school, and they'd never know.
This made my stomach turn. Because it meant I wouldn't be able to see Adrien or Alya as often. That was…upsetting. But I told myself it would be worth it. As long as Adrien didn't see any other girls. But I'm sure he wouldn't do that.
"Why are you having us go to this hero school, Milady?" Cat Noir asked.
"Because I only just now realized how dangerous Hawkmoth was," I said. We have to do this."
"If you say so, But if it means anything I have full confidence in your abilities," Cat Noir said.
"Just promise me something, kitty, ease up on the flirting, m'kay? Remember, I'm in love with another boy."
Cat Noir's eyes widened, but he stayed strong. "Well ok, anything for you."
I nodded. "Let's go."
I swung while Cat Noir leaped.
Ready to go to learn how to become the best heroes.
***
My name is Miles Morales and I have to become a hero Peter Parker is proud of!
It's been three months since I got these powers, it's been three months since I left Peter Parker down. I've been trying to live up to his legacy, but I've…kinda been getting my butt kicked like a professional nerd. My spider-sense isn't as good as Peter's and I have, like, no experience. I wasn't smart, well, I was, but not like him. He was like Albert Einstein had a baby with Steven Spielberg. while I was more of a Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Not because he was black, but because…Wait…Did I say the right Steven? It didn't sound right…
Well, the point is, I wasn't good at fighting. I spent more time losing, than running than actually beating the bad guys. So I needed help.
This new school was the best choice.
I told my parents I was applying to a new special school. It wasn't wrong. I just couldn't tell them, not yet.
See, I had to plan around them finding out. I know most people would find being a superhero cool, but the villains wouldn't. See the picture?
I've been thinking about telling my uncle. He's a good guy, but my father said he's not exactly…mentor material…but, I like him! That should be all that matters. Right? It's not like he's a criminal!
I walked to the door. "Bye, guys."
"Make sure not to do anything to get you kicked out," my mom said.
"I won't, mom."
I went into a bush and changed, and swung away to learn how to be the best hero I can be!
***
My name is Kamala Khan, and I'm going to become a hero Captain Marvel is proud of!
It's been six months since I got these powers, and I've been getting as good a hero as Captain Marvel. I even have her in my corner. Which means I've been more lucky than Spider-Man. The second one. He doesn't have the original Peter Parker. I wish he would get some help. He won't get as good as the original Spider-Man, some of the New Warriors, or even me.
That's why we're doing this, enrolling into this superhero school. Some help would be great, so we have to do this.
I thought it was going to be so cool! We were meeting other heroes! I couldn't wait! I mean, I was cool too, but they were cooler! They could teach me how to save the good people in this world!
My family knows about my superhero life. I read and saw enough superhero stories to know having a secret identity was not a good idea. So instead, I told them. After I did it for a few months. It was them that suggested I do this. I guess my being a superhero was too much for their hearts.
So to make them proud. To make Captain Marvel proud. I will. I'd never fail her.
I squealed. The thought of it makes me giddy.
"Are you ok, dear?" My mom asked. "You sound like a pig!"
"Oh! I'm fine! Just fangirling" I said. I'm going now! See you!"
"Wait! Promise me you won't flirt with any boys there!" She said.
"I'm going to be doing way more dangerous things than boys," I said.
"Not in this household!" My mom raised her finger. "Promise me!"
"Ok, I promise."
And I walked out of the door, in my costume, swinging away to the school of heroes!
***
My name is Jaime Reyes, and I'm connected to a murderous A.I.
"I heard that." The suit said.
"Shut up, dude," I said.
I've been connected to this suit for about a year. And all I wanted to do was to get rid of it. But I couldn't. Not unless I died. And I can't let that happen, I just can't.
So I'm stuck with it. I became a hero to deal with it and to help people. But it's hard when you have a weapon capable of killing lanterns. I'm like Superman, constantly holding back.
I'm the Blue Beetle now, with no idea what I'm doing. This world is dangerous, and I keep getting my ass kicked. But the super school will help with that. I was flying to the portal right now. I was ready to become a hero. Instead of a kid in way over his head, with a powerful weapon he had no idea to control.
"Do you wanna know why you can't control me?" The A. I said.
"Not now, brah!" I said. "I'm focusing on flying!"
I made it to the Portal. They sustained it by an enormous machine, using Kryptonian tech and Hephaestus tech. Whatever that last one is. And now it was a 50-foot portal in the middle of Metropolis.
I went to the portal and folded my wings.
One guard held their hand up. "Who are you?"
"Blue Beetle," I said.
"Your real name, son." He said, a little more sternly.
Dammit.
"I'm the real Blue Beetle!"
"How do we know?"
I gave him a look, "I just flew in here!"
The guard rolled his eyes. "We have a lot of weird things here, son. We can't take any chances."
"But wait, I have a ticket!" I gave him the ticket.
He sighed. "Alright. Go through."
I was ready to go through.
Until I saw lighting streak across the sky.
***
My name is Vergil Hawkins, and right now, I'm going to own up to being a hero
I had a rough time being a superhero. I've won fights, but I haven't exactly had a simple time with it. I nearly lost people because of my mistakes. And I've been all alone. I don't have a group like The Justice League or World's 616 Avengers…which was a weird name for a hero team to be honest, but that's beside the point. I find myself trite about most things except for where it matters, or where it matters for me. If I can get some help to become banging, I see no reason why I wouldn't-
Wait, is that Blue Beetle?
I streaked towards the portal and floated over the ground. I got off the manhole I was controlling and walked towards him. "Yo, you're Blue Beetle, right?"
Blue Beetle turned. "Yeah, brah. You're the Static Shock dude, right?"
"It's just Static. The 'shock' is a part of my catchphrase."
"Dammit, I wish I had a catchphrase."
"How about 'Blue Beetle gonna squash ya!" I said.
"Nah, I don't wanna make it seem like I'm going to kill people," Blue Beetle told me.
"Oh yeah. That makes sense," I said. "What are you doing here, by the way?"
"Going to the superhero school, you?" Blue Beetle asked.
"Wow, no shit? I'm doing the same."
"Really? Small world! Guess we're going together!"
"Cool, could use more brothers in the school," I said.
"Technically, I'm Hispanic," Blue Beetle shrugged.
"We'll still be fighting against the resentment together," I put my hand on his shoulder. "Let's go, homie."
***
My name is Danny Fenton, and I'm a half ghost, trying to be a hero.
Well, technically, I just turn into a ghost, but same thing.
I've gotten these powers from the typical way: mad science gone wrong. I probably shouldn't talk about my parents' projects that way. But what else do you call a portal to the ghost zone?
If you don't know what that is, it's an alternative dimension for ghosts. I guess you could see it as the afterlife? I don't know. I never thought too much about it. It turns out, the ghost zone isn't the only alternative dimension. There was another one, connected to like ten or so alternative dimensions. And that one had a hero school!
I kinda had no idea how to do this hero thing, especially in comparison to my arch-nemesis, Vlad Plamius, he was a hundred times better at using his powers than me. I mean, it makes sense. I was just a kid fighting against ghosts that had their powers for years longer than I did. So, this was a good idea.
I already dropped out of my old school and enrolled in 'The Jones Academy.' This does mean I won't be able to hang out with my friends, Sam and Tucker, as much. But it also meant I wouldn't get bullied by Dash and those other jerks, and that's a good thing, right?
Well, it doesn't matter. I've already enrolled. No going back now.
Maybe I'll be able to save my reputation and become a real hero. I can still fight disregarding my lack of popularity, after all there are still ghost and villains in this world. But I still want to fight without my parents trying to kill me. The thought of becoming popular and someone finding out who I'mn really am and hunting me down discorages me though.
But at least I'm able to avoid having to pay for a portal ticket by going invisible and going past the guards.
"You feel a chill?" One of them said.
"Nope,"
I went through the portal.
Into the world full of heroes.
***
My name is Jake Long, and I'm a dragon, trying to be a hero.
Well, technically, I just turn into a dragon. But same thing.
I'm learning how to be The American Dragon. A hero that is tasked with protecting, like, the entire magical world. I thought it was rad to be the hero at first. But protecting the whole world from evil madmen, and crazy sorcerers makes it a bummer. My powers are good, but something about the fights leads to me getting my butt kicked.
I'm hoping this super school will help. The heroes that teach them saved the world! That has to be bad enough to help me, right? Hope they're just as good as my grandfather. And aren't overly strict. I already get sick of normal school, but if superhero school is the same, that would be…more than a tad disappointing.
I went through the portal and ended in the alternative world. The city looked…amazing…like as scientific as our hidden world was magical. With enormous blue skyscrapers with more glass than stone, flying vehicles flew across the sky, and even the smaller building had a level of technology and color to them my city didn't have. Maybe it will be just as cool as mine as well.
I walked down the steps only to see someone fly away. Someone in black and white, so I turned dragon and flew up to them. "Yo, what's crackin' my-"
He aimed a laser blast at me.
"Woah, yo. I just said 'hey'."
He aimed away and turned off the laser. "Sorry, not used to people meeting me up here without them trying to kill me."
"Don't have allies with your powers?" I asked.
"Most of my friends, actually pretty much all of them, aren't half ghost." He said.
"No way! I'm half dragon!"
"Really?" He asked.
"Well, full dragon, but I do have a human form."
"What? like shapeshifting? What happened? A magical spell gone wrong?"
"What? No, my mother just married a human." I said.
"Oh," He said. "Guess that's one way to go about it."
"Hey, what's your name?" I asked.
"Danny. Danny Phantom."
"Ok, Mr. Phantom. Wanna race to the school? That's where you're going, right?"
"Yep, I guess I can humor you."
We raced off, ready to go to the school.
Before I did, though, I could've sworn I smelled oil. Like a robot was here.
But I ignored that, and focused on the race with my new ally
***
My name is Kim Possible, and I'm a secret spy.
Well, it's not much of a secret, but not everyone knows. There's no point in being a Spy If everyone knows about it, right?
Well, I'm less of a spy dedicated to espionage and information gathering, and more like a hero dedicated to saving the world. I'm a very special spy, pretty much.
That's why I'm going to a hero school. Having some help would be useful to me and my friend, Ron Stoppable.
I walked through the portal and ended up in a spectacular world. One with amazing technology, and various kinds of people. I literally saw a vampire running along the road. And someone flying across the sky. This really was a place for heroes.
I saw someone else walk through the portal. It was a robot with…pigtails? It was in a design of blue and white, and had a belly button...bolt? Who designed her? So weird.
Hold on, she might be a classmate, and if she is, I have to make friends with her.
I walked up to her. "Hi, there!"
She scratched the back of her head. "Oh!" She chuckled. "Hi! Are you visiting? Wanna see the heroes?"
"Nope, I'm going to the hero school."
"Really? Jones Academy?" She asked.
I nodded.
"Wow! Me too!" She held her hands to her chest when she said that. "What kind of enemies do you fight?
"Evil scientist, diabolical henchman with powers, nothing too weird."
"Really? But you're a human!" She said.
"I'm a cheerleader."
She blinked. What was wrong? Can humans not become spies or heroes where she comes from? "Ok…My name is Jenny, nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too!" I said. "My name is Kim. Kim Possible."'
"That's a fitting name."
I smiled. "Thanks. Isn't it so exciting to be connected to so many worlds now? The possibilities are endless!"
"I know! So many worlds that we can save! Want me to take you to school?" Jenny asked.
"Really? You'd do that?" I asked.
"Yeah! I'd love to. It's faster that way, I'd have to slow down in order to not knock you out with the Gs." She said.
"Oh, then you can go yourself," I said. "I don't want to slow you down."
She shrugged. "Ok, see ya!"
Jenny waved goodbye and flew away. Wow, she WAS fast! That's so totally cool!
Guess I made a new friend.
***
My name is Jenny, and I'm a robot.
I was invented by my mother, Nora Wakeman, to save the world. Mom used to work with other scientists, and according to her, 'a corrupted ego was as common for scientists as a teenager wanting a red car', so she had to deal with a lot of mad scientists.
She wanted to create something for good, but because her lab had to deal with so many mad scientists, she was demoted from top researcher to assisting researcher. She didn't want someone insane to have a hold of the robot. So she went rogue, to create me.
Sometimes, I wish she would treat me more like a daughter, and less like a soldier. Heck, I'm pretty sure child soldiers are illegal. I don't know, am I being dramatic? It is wrong to want to be loved a little more?
But at least she let me go to school. Of course, she made me go to a hero school once one was revealed through the alternative universe. But that just means I get help, and I still get to make friends! That's great! Hey, I think I just made one!
I flew all across the city in less than a second and found the school. This city was so cool! It had space elevators, and hover copters, and everything! Imagine what the school has! And I'm a part of it! I felt like I could take on anything!
I landed on the ground, ready to go in, and hoping I would be more popular here than at the last school.
And saw a boy in yellow and black spandex land as well.
***
My name is Mark Grayson, and my dad is the top hero!
My dad is Omni-Man. A fitting name, considering he was the strongest hero where we come from. He was also the hero who beat the most villains. People sometimes give him shit because he didn't save as many people as he beat. But he's just focused on the fight! Saving other people is what the other members of his super team are for. Plus, those people forgot about the time he stopped a Texas-sized asteroid. That was one of his coolest moments!
That's why I'm here, to become the world's greatest hero and make my dad proud!
I flew with my dad, trying to get the hang of the 'peeing your pants on purpose' kind of feeling.
My dad landed, and I landed as well, cracking the ground.
My dad shook his head. "That's going to take a bit out of the insurance."
"Sorry, Dad," I said
"Don't stress about it. We have good insurance."
I smiled. "Ok, dad. You sure you don't want to teach me yourself?"
"Don't worry, you might be surprised."
"What does that mean?" I asked.
"Just wait, now go to your school. This is a good first day."
I smiled. "Thanks, dad."
I flew up the steps…
And opened the doors.
***
My name is Ultimate, and my mom is annoying.
Well, WAS annoying. Long story short, she died. Tragic backstory. And that's why I'm a hero!
Don't worry, I'm kidding. Everyone knows the tragic backstory is the most boring way to become a hero. I just want to be awesome. And I'm going to be.
I walked down the hallways, Using my ki echolocation, which is where I bounce my ki against objects, I observed the hallways. It was like my old school, which was weird because my old school was normal, and this one was for superheroes. It looked like technology had sex with magic, which was doubly strange. Our magic turned off technology and made it all fucky. Did the other universes contribute?
Well, whatever it was, it was marvelous. Couldn't tell what the color was though, on account of me being blind.
I shook my head. "This isn't permanent."
Matilda's light glowed. That's my A.I., by the way. "Ok, Ultimate."
"I'm just going to this interdimensional school for…popularity's sake. I can't become popular as a vilga-" I stopped myself, for…comedic purposes. "Well, I could. But this is easier. Having a license will help me out greatly."
"Do you promise to behave?" She asked.
"Of course, I will," I pointed at myself with my thumb and patted on my chest. "No bad luck will stop me this time."
I made it to the class. it sounded rambunctious there. "Looks like this one is just as rowdy as the old one." I sighed. I hate craziness when it doesn't revolve around me. Because I always felt as if I was the main character in the world. And other people having things going on around them that wasn't related to me. Like, everyone and everything should be related to me, I didn't-
"Aren't you going to go in?"
I frowned. "Don't rush me," I sighed. "Let's go."
I opened my door with quite a sight.
I sensed a kid with green ki and plain looking hair creeping up to a spiky haired one with orange ki.
"Uhhhh, Kacchan?"
Red Eyes turned his head. "Hell you want, Deku?"
Deku?
"You need to get your foot off the desk," Green hair said. "It's school property and-"
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU DAMN NERD!!" Red Eyes screamed. "I'M A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER THAN YOU!!"
"Woah dude, calm down," A kid in…Wait a second…Either my ki echolocation was acting up, or he was in a Blue Beetle cosplay. "He just asked you to take your feet off the desk."
"WHAT!? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO!?"
"Of course not!" The…ummm…blue beetle kid said. "I don't want to hurt you."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN!?"
"Hey!" A girl said. I turned my head further.
Was that…Skitter!?
Skitter started to walk towards him. "Leave him alone! This school won't accept bullies!" she said. "I'm assuming none of you are going to help me?"
"It's none of my business," A kid with a…wait…was that Shoto!? "I don't need to start freezing off body parts."
"I'm not a bully! I'm just better than everyone else!"
"Spoken like a true bully," Danny Phantom said.
"Shut it, you! Or I'll blast you to smithereens!" Bakugo said.
"Just try it, creep." He transformed into his ghost form. "See how that plans out."
Jenny the Teenage Robot extended her arms and grabbed both of them, or at least Bakugo, she couldn't grab Danny. "Will you two cut it out!?"
"He started it!" Danny and Bakugo said.
"Ahh, yes. Very mature." Jake Long, the American Dragon said. "Did you get that from the therapist you clearly need?"
"That better have been directed at him!" They both said.
He sighed. "Let me handle this." Jake Long turned to his Dragon form, except for his bottom half, showing his underpants.
"Dangit," He said.
"Nice," Yang Put his hand on his shoulder. "How about you let me handle this."
American Dragon swiped at her. "I told you I got this!"
Yang stared.
"What?" American Dragon said.
She was looking at a hair that fell out, her eyes slowly following it fall down into her hands, grabbing it. "you… MONSTER!!"
Her hair ignited like the fucking sun ang she grabbed him by the chest.
"Hey, hey! We're all heroes here, aren't we!? Seriously, this is so not cool!"
"Could you guys be any more vulgar?" Weiss asked.
"That should be obvious," Blake quipped.
"The only way for it to be more obvious was if Bakugo wrote 'JERK' on his forehead," Cat Noir said. "In all caps."
"HEY!!" Bakugo said.
Blake stifled a laugh.
"Looks like you're getting chatty, kitty." Ladybug frowned.
"Awww, jealous milady?"
"In your dreams."
"Aww, don't worry, kitty!" Ruby said. "You'll find someone who likes you!"
"I'll just handle Yang," Ladybug said. "It looks like she's about to kill Jake, LUCKY CHARM!"
She threw her Yoyo into the air, and spawned an All Might figurine.
"Uhhhh, does anyone know what this is?" She asked.
"I'll see," Spider-Man webbed the Figurine and pulled it towards him, only to have it hit Bakugo.
"HEY!!" His hands popped. "What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
"Uh-oh!" Spider-Man jumped on the ceiling.
"Spider-Man, get off the ceiling!" Ms. Marvel pointed at Spider-Man.
"I can't!" Miles said.
"Yes, you can, I'll deal with Bakugo!" She shot Bakugo a nasty glare. Bakugo returned it.
"No, seriously, I can't. I'm still in the 'how do I shoot webs?' phase of my hero life."
"I got him," Kim Possible leaped up and grabbed him and tried to pull him off, sticking her feet on the ceiling and started to pull. "A little help here?"
"I got him," Static said. "This might pinch."
"Ow!" Miles said. "That stings!"
"Hold on, let me grab him," Invincible said. "I think I can get a better hold."
I blinked. "Sooooooooooo…all these fictional characters are a part of this classroom."
Matilda's light blinked as well. "Yes…it would appear so."
"Do you know what that means?"
"You have to compete with these guys?"
"Ye-what? No. It means I really am a main character!"
Matilda blinked again. "Is that sarcasm?"
"Not this time." I put my hands on my hips.
"So you're not worried about what it says about the multiverse, and the greater working of timelines and alternative dimensions as a whole?"
"Of course not!" I said. "All I care about is becoming the best!" I stomped on the ground, alerting everyone to his presence. "All right, assholes! THE NEW TOP HERO HAS ARRIVED!!"
Everyone stared at him.
"What?" Bakugo said.
Ultimate took in a deep breath. "I SAID-"
"Well, well, well, look who it is."
What the…who the hell was that?
I turned to see The Rational Man With a Shotgun.
"What plan do you have now, Ultimate?" He said.
"I'm getting my license," I shot back.
No, it wasn't a pun goddammit. You guys are so lame.
"You expect me to believe you're going legitimate finally, after all the scheming and conniving?" Shotty asked.
"Why wouldn't you believe it?" I fired back, and no, it's not a fucking pun! "I just said it."
"Well, I guess we'll see." Shotty said. "Just promise me you won't go guns blazing anymore."
"See, that was a pun!"
"What?" Shotty asked.
"Never mind."
"Ooooooooooook?" Shotty walked into the classroom. "Everyone here?"
We all nodded.
"Then let's get to work."