Block With Your Head
Crouching behind the dumpster, I barely breathed as I spied on the three nazi capes, who stood atop the platform. Crusader, with Alabaster and Rune behind him, held a speech for the gathering of skinheads.
I was too far away to hear what he said, but from the barely contained glee, I judged it was nothing good. The trio jumped off the platform, making the crowd split like water when they walked.
"Rune, bring in the animals!" Crusader shouted. From the roofs of the buildings near them, cages filled with people flew to stand in front of Crusader. The people looked more like skeletons with skin than humans. Many of them held unnatural purple coloring on various parts of their body. Most of them were dark skinned or asian, but there were some white people.
I didn't have time to contemplate more because hay and torches followed the cages.
No, my blood chilled. There's no way they would do that.
A torch landed on Crusader's stretched out hand. "Only those who'll burn this filth will have the honor of joining the Empire!"
He is, I thought, the coldness leaving and was replaced with hot fury. I willed my gauntlets to form around my hands. My feet instinctively moved to make it easier to fall into a stance.
If I walked before with my normal gait, shoulders hunched and eyes down on the ground, I now walked like I owned this street. I sauntered, head held high up. They were slow to notice my arrival, but gradually the number of those who noticed grew enough to tell the three capes something was amiss.
The smarter ones stepped back when they saw my mask. The stupider ones pulled phones out of their pockets.
Crusader turned and froze when he saw me, but quickly resumed speaking like it didn't happen, "A new cape," he said, "what brings you here, good fellow?"
Grunting, I took a moment to hold my anger at bay, "I heard this was where filth was gathering."
For a tense second, no one said anything, then Crusader chuckled, "Then you've come to the right place." He turned to Rune and nodded at me. She nodded back, "Before we give you a torch, would you be so kind and give us your name?"
"Bruiser," I said, picking up the pace towards them, "and I won't be needing a torch to beat down this filth."
Ghosts flowed out of him, mimicking his stance with the shield in front of him and spear on top.
At full speed and arms crossed, his ghosts bounced off me like a tennis ball off a racket when they touched me. Before he could shake off his shock, I was on him.
I jumped before punching him in the jaw. As he fell, I snapped my other hand and caught his arm. I struck his stomach, spit flew from his mouth. Bent and hands on his gut, I interlocked my fingers and hit his head like a hammer.
My automatic barrier flickered as a giant rock hit it. I snapped my attention to Rune, who stood stock still under my glare. I took a step towards her but rolled back when a knife entered my vision.
It glanced at my mask. "Rune, take Crusader and run away!" Rune ran towards the unconscious Crusader.
Oh no, you don't! I raced to him. I was tackled to the ground. Alabaster straddled me and held my arms with his legs. He brought down his knife. It nicked my mask as I jerked my head to the side.
I threw him off my chest by pushing myself from the ground and rolled to the side. I glanced behind me. Rune just touched Crusader and was lifting him up.
Alabaster stood before spitting, "You better run bitch, reinforcement will come."
"Not before I take you three down."
He barked a laugh, "How the hell are you going to do that? I'm immortal, I don't fear death."
My answer was to charge my gauntlet, pulling my arm back and aiming at Alabaster. One moment I was a few feet away from him, the next his mouth crunched on my fist.
He rolled uncontrollably on the ground with blood running from his mouth. He stood up in an explosion of light, looking like he wasn't missing a jaw just a second ago. Throughout the rolling, he managed to hold on to the knife.
He smirked at me and played with his knife. "Time is ticking, soon the other capes will be here." The sound of sirens followed his statement. And his face fell.
My face split in half, "Do you nazis make it a habit to confuse the targets of your statements?"
Alabaster growled before he rushed at me. With long strides and hands in front of my face, I met his charge. He swiped inwards toward my head. I ducked, then jumped to the side after he slashed down.
He changed his grip on the knife, pointing it outwards and swung it toward my liver. I answered by lashing out my left hand and catching his limb. I then put my right under it and clinched his arm between my arm and body.
He responded by throwing a punch. I headed his hand, cracking his wrist. With my free hand, I punched his shoulder, then his upper arm and then his elbow. The cracking sound made me wince.
When his knife clattered on the ground, I whipped my hand and held his head. I gazed behind me and snarled when I saw that the platform had covered a distance.
With Alabaster's head in my gauntlet and long stomps, I followed after the teenage nazi supervillain. The heat in my face condensed the sweat on my face and fog came out of my breathing mask.
I was shortening the distance between us. The sound of my feet hitting the street made Rune turn her head. She squeaked when she saw me. And I was getting closer and closer by the second.
She looked at what I assumed Crusader's body before she glanced at me. The platform sped up and rose. "You fucking don't." I spun, Alabaster's feet sliced through the air, before I threw him.
Like a homing missile, Alabaster flew and hit Rune's head. The platform crashed down. I continued my dash until the dust made it impossible to see them. I waved through it and walked.
Rune groaned before I saw her. She was on her back, blood blotching her green robe to a dark green color, almost brown.
Dang, that could've killed her. When she saw me, she whimpered and started crawling back.
She was speaking but the pumping blood in my ears made it hard to discern what. Not that I cared either way. I walked toward her and held her leg, to stay away from her hand, and said "I'll crush your foot to powder if you try anything, understand?"
She peeped, making me giggle as I dragged her body to where Alabaster was. She really sounded like a baby bird there. Light came out of Alabaster's body. He groaned and stood on his four. I caught his head in a grip before he stood upright.
Feeling the exhaustion creeping into my body, I walked with the two bodies to where Crusader lay face down. I sat on his back, facing the sound of sirens. I clenched my fists around Alabaster's head and Rune's foot.
I ignored Rune's sobs, you would expect a villain to have better control of their feelings and not cry after they lost, even if it was to a newbie hero. I made my gauntlets stand upright, so they carried their own weight.
I made sure my grip was tight but not crushing and then lifted my hands out of the gauntlets and enjoyed the breeze that caressed them.
When I looked up, I almost jumped and waved my arms. Instead, I laid my elbows on my knees and waited for the PRT vans to stop in front of me. When they did, PRT agents flowed out and encircled me.
I looked around confused. Why would they aim their grenade launchers at me? We're on the same side.
My confusion took a back seat when Assult and Battery jumped out of one of the vans. I barely contained my glee at seeing superheroes in real life. Sure, they were no Armsmaster, but they were the iconic duo of Brockton Bay.
Battery held a loudspeaker in her hand before she put it in front of her face and said, "Unkown Parahuman! State your name and your intention toward the three capes you've downed."
I didn't know if it was the exhaustion or not, but instead of answering, I put my hands on my knees and stood while I groaned. I gestured toward the three beaten capes and said, "These three were about to burn people in cages and as you can see I disagreed with that. They disagreed with my disagreement so I disagreed violently."
I was sure there was something I was forgetting. Right! "By the way, Rune and Crusader require medical attention and Alabaster requires a pair of handcuffs," I looked at the gauntlet that held his head, "and probably some air too," I whispered.
When they still didn't move and kept their launchers at me, I said, "Don't worry, I'm a hero." While it didn't wash away all of the tension, Battery nodded. One of the agents shouted something and nurses jumped off the vans at the back.
Battery nodded toward Assault, who then sauntered to me with a grin. "So, miss new cape,"
"Bruiser."
"So Bruiser," he said unperturbed, "what do you do exactly?"
Feeling the link to my gauntlet, I tugged on it. The moment they appeared on me, I said, "I punch good."
"That's it?"
"I punch really good," I clarified.
"Ah, I see," he said, crossing his arms and nodding sagely. "You're some kind of brute?"
I shook my head, "No, but my gauntlets are really heavy and offer some protection."
"A breaker, then?" he said before shaking his head, "It doesn't matter anyway, just me being curious." He cleared his throat, "I'm supposed to interview you about the fight, is that ok?
I thought about it and couldn't think of a reason to reject it. I nodded.
"Cool, I'm also recording this conversation, are you fine with that?" I nodded again, "Alright, tell me what happened before and during the fight."
I started explaining how I was patrolling, looking for random crimes to stop when I noticed a big gathering of skinheads and intervened in their burning. Then I told him how the fight went.
He chuckled at the part where I threw Alabaster at Rune and stopped me there. "And let me guess, you walked through the dust and captured both Rune and Alabaster before pulling them to where Crusader was, ahh, resting, right?"
I nodded, happy at how efficient this was. I wish my class was this efficient. "Yes, though I think you should check if that if Rune isn't suffering from a brain injury. I hear those can make people aggressive, we don't need an even more violent nazi."
Assault snorted, "You're right about that at least." He looked back at the vans, making me do the same. Most agents were now back in their vans, "Well, Bruiser. Good job on tonight's haul. You should work on being less aggressive though, not everybody has Alabastar's durability."
I nodded in understanding. I heard his neck crack multiple times as I chased Rune. Anyone else and they would be dead. "I know."
He pulled a card with the PRT logo on and presented it to me, "Here are my personal and business phone numbers, contact me if you ever need reinforcement or just want to talk." He turned his head again when he heard the engines start, "I really need to go now, bye Bruiser. I hope to meet you again in better circumstances."
"Same." I watched as Assault went in one of the vans before walking back home.
What a nice guy. I unsummoned my gauntlets and thought about the fight.
I beat three capes, I thought happily.
Wait.
I beat three fucking capes by myself. Holy shit, how? I replayed the fight in my mind. I was more confident and determined than I have ever been. Is this what wearing a mask does? No wonder heroes spoke of putting on the mask as if you became a whole different person.
I sighed. I will have to go back to old Taylor now. I moaned in annoyance.