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Once, a new recruit asked me why I and many veterans still pushed for the old first contact protocols to be preserved.
Hadn't the aliens done nothing but stabbed us in the back?
Hadn't every alien, when humanity asked what they had done to deserve just a fate, received "You exist" as an answer?
What is humanity? If not compassion, love, hope, the drive to achieve and to endure?
Why extend our hand to the alien, knowing we will inevitably have to destroy them?
Because this is what make us different from them.
-from ship archives
September 11 2185
The moment Arrowhead had connected to the AI fleet and sent a reply, she half-expected those scary ships to just jump right on top of the squadron and then kill everybody. In fact, she noticed how everyone just kind of tensed up, all in formation. Shooting Star even pointed out that dumb radome next to his cannon outward and then sent out a targeting ping. Idiot! Thankfully, it hit nothing and it didn't program some unknown kill all humans trojan back-up routine deep into the AI fleet. In fact, much to her relief, the AI fleet didn't respond with a threat or a request to upload an obvious virus into her systems.
Rather, she was... err...
"What the hell."
Then she felt Ragnarok connect herself to her. Oh, oh oops. She actually broadcasted that out loud. She didn't mean to. God, she's so tense.
"It's a set of coordinates and a time schedule. The aliens are preparing a remote controlled platform to communicate with us and request we send one at the location provided."
There was a long pause of almost two seconds.
"It's a trap." She resisted the urge to fly up to that idiot Shooting Star and dope slap on the back of his cockpit with one of her cannons. Yada yada regulations.
"You think." Andromalius deadpanned, which was very unprofessional but was what everyone thought.
Thankfully nobody else shoved their aileron down their own cockpit allowing Ragnarok to actually do her job. "Blue Light squadron R-9A Alpha, Beta, and Delta you will lead alongside Red Shade squadron Last Dancer One and Kaguya One. King's Mind, you will fly at the back of the formation. I want artillery units and support units spread out, with Fodder Flight and Interceptor Flight units distributed along formations for escort. All Force Devices attached at all time. Loose formation."
As Ragnarok turned around, she broadcasted one last time. "Target system has no dimensional catapult so we will reroute through Sol and then use a manual subspace tunnel. All older units, stick to temporal lanes created by newer units. Remember, loose formation."
And with that said, the time came to jump back out of the system and to begin the journey through Dimension 26.
To be honest, the system they had been called to travel to was actually a nearby star. It was an unfortunate fact that desync drive was not perfect and struggled with extreme distances. While you could easily be propelled through a dimensional catapult or return to one, going where this is none without the use of one simply wasn't something possible and well, even with temporal compression, building a dimensional catapult was just something humanity could not do anymore.
Oh, the knowledge wasn't lost or anything it's just that dimensional catapults were gigantic constructs that dwarfed even dreadnoughts. Before the Bydo Wars, when the Earth Hegemony was at its peak, it was the pride of humanity that everyone could unite and produce such gargantuan structures easily. It was a symbol of humanity's conquest of space, of the fact that they were no longer afraid.
Now, Glitnir is the last dimensional usable dimensional catapult in human territory. Well, nominally so ; it's past Pluto and Charon. They have dozens of space colonies and moons to reclaim before Glitnir is back in human territory proper and officially but well, details.
Still, she hoped to see it properly reclaimed, you know. She remembered her first mission involving it. Was her first mission in fact. There used to be that nice little base, by its side. Essentially a mix of civilian and military spaceport, where ships could dock and you could spend time while the waiting line to use the dimensional catapult eased up. During the first Bydo War, when the Bydo managed to get through their defenses, they seized that base and planned to use it as a frontline base.
She remembered when she first deployed. Railguns and conventional beam weapons just went through bydo ships without damaging them. Missile shockwaves could hurt them but given the numbers of the Bydo Empire back then, it barely mattered. She had been utterly terrified out of her mind. Her, a R-series ship. A tugboat hastily modified into a fighter, equipped with an overpowered mining laser. Then she fired the wave motion cannon and the entire first wave of bydo fighters was disintegrated. Then she decided to push it and she faced, for the first time, Dobkeratops and beat her up.
The first time humanity managed any kind of real victory over the bydo.
She hoped to see that little base restored, you know. She never actually went into it before the bydo messed it up and with the wars, it was never really restored properly. She would have liked to see what the base was like, what it was meant to be.
But well, they had a mission to perform. Aliens to meet and to fight.
Good-bye, little base.
Once more into the rolling currents of time. Dimension 26, it is. Ever since the bydo had been defeated, Dimension 26 had been so quiet. The bydo's military headquarters and heavy industrial facilities used to be there, in the hub between dimensions. It had also explained so much, you know. Why the bydo were uninterested in actually taking human planets, just leaving the cities and industrial centers to rust and rot. Why even the bydo's own planets didn't have actual industries or production centers. All their real industry had been in Dimension 26 all along.
Even after the destruction of the bydo's base, fleets continued to clash in Dimension 26 for decades. Even then, how long was it for real, given time is not really a thing in there? Could have been centuries even millenia and no one would ever notice.
"Arrowhead?" She almost jumped out of her armor as she sensed Andromalius networking with her.
"Yes?"
"You okay, old girl?"
"Huh? Why would you ask that?" She briefly paused. "Do I actually look or feel scared? No, I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine! There is nothing to worry about."
"I didn't say anything, Arrowhead."
... oh. Oh right. Oops.
Yeah. Yeaaah. She isn't fine. She isn't fine at all. She don't want to die. The aliens will likely kill her. They'll kill her and because a diplomatic meeting need to happen, she can't just jump in time with the emergency jump system and retry until she don't die. There's likely... no outcome that ends with her living. Oh god. She don't want to die. She just don't want to die.
No. Don't hyperventilate. Don't get a heart attack. Stop focusing on that. Beside, why is she panicking so much? This isn't the first time she's going into such a scenario. She remember the end of Operation Last Dance, after all.
When she was faced with that infinite army of angry bydo after she retconned Solar Pupil out of existence, she didn't feel scared like this. Oh, she was terrified out of her god damn mind but for some reason, she hadn't really felt panicked or actually scared. Thousands duplicates of her larger foes, all foaming at the mouth, screaming that if they're all going to be retconned out of existence, she's going to die with her. A swarm of Bydo fighters from hundreds of dimensions, all wanting her dead. All of the bydo, all that had ever existed and would ever exist, all in front of her and screaming that she would die with them...
And she had felt... peaceful. Complete.
Solar Pupil was dead. Humanity had a future. She knew she was going to die, that with the temporal paradox she create her emergency systems just wouldn't be able to save her. That either she rode that temporal shockwave all the way to the 26th century as a new timeline was created, or she died with the bydo. And the chances of survival were null.
Somehow she had felt... peaceful. She was... okay with it. She had been so tired. But she felt... like it had been worth it. Like she didn't care what happened to her now.
And she sang. "I swim through a sea of stars without looking back to shore. Faster than light, bending time. Forever. Wherever."
And she plunged into the gentle waves of time, to take her place in history. To join with Cerberus, Wave Master, Lady Love, her Warhead sisters.
Absurdly enough, she survived. But that wasn't the point, huh? It wasn't why she immersed herself in those memories and refused to face reality. She's scared of dying. She don't want to die. But it never stopped her before, isn't it? It isn't stopping her now. She'll cry, she'll complain, she'll beg and then she'll do it anyway. Because she have to do it. Because others would die if she didn't. She wish it wasn't up to her but it often is.
So why? Why was she so scared?
She thought of those shrimp ships, of their guns, and the total unknown they represented. And well, that was it, huh? They weren't the bydo. They're a new threat.
But then, why is she scared? They're not living nightmares! Surely it will be an easy time after the Bydo Empire, right?
...
"What if it doesn't work?" She couldn't keep it in. She just blurted it out to the whole squadron. "What if it doesn't work out?"
"Arrowhead?" Andromalius was clearly not understanding what had caused the dam to just break.
"What if our weapons are ineffective? Wh-what if they kill us all?"
Arrowhead wasn't sure what was worse. The fact that she stuttered or that everyone was seeing it. She tried to keep calm but she couldn't. She just couldn't.
"Arrowhead, they are not the bydo. Obviously, our weapons can destroy conventional foes just fine." King's Mind, of the Red Shade squadron said with absolute confidence.
"How can you be so sure?! Don't you remember the Civil War? You were on the bloody GRZA side! You know what happened!"
"Arrowhead." Ragnarok said, not that Arrowhead heard her.
"Remember the R-11S2 No Chaser model line? Sure, they were combat-ineffective against the bydo but you know what they were good at killing? Us! R-series and B-series!"
"Arrowhead." Ragnarok said, more firmly. Then she realized that she wasn't getting through.
"You know what the old OF-series pilots called me? Called us? Fat turkeys! Clay pigeons! Civilian-tastic trucks! Glorified tug boats!"
"ARROWHEAD!" This time, Arrowhead flinched, turning to face the younger Angel. "When was the last time you slept?"
"I..." She tried to say something only for her younger sister to speak, more firmly.
"When was the last time you slept?"
She was about to say something but then, it dawned upon her what she had just done. She paused and then, drawn upon her memory banks. She had not slept since she launched on this sortie, late in the morning. When did she last sleep? She had spent a lot of time calming down her squadron and preparing a proper briefing for the trip to the Perseus Veil, downloading and then processing many times the reports of the last missions in the Perseus Veil, including those that were classified and that her high rank now gave her access to. She had moved through the hangar during the night, ensuring every ship was alright, that all of them were being presentable. She had shoved herself into the human-designed parts of the ship and then checked on her wingmates as fleshies, ensuring everything was fine. Then she had came back to the hangars and spoken with the crew, ensuring everything was well-stocked, no weird repairs needed to be done, and that none of the ships sleepwalked.
Oh. Oh...
It's been a while.
"But... I need to check on the data, to ensure I'll say the right things, and-"
She stopped. She wasn't some rookie. She knew why she was being ordered to go to sleep. She knew that despite her worries, she was no good if she was completely out of it when they made it there. So instead of arguing with her sis, she decided to shift things more rationally.
"Is there time for this?"
"The schedule is for the meeting to take place in almost twenty-four hours. This is more than enough for you to rest and still have enough to properly plan the coming battle."
"R-right."
Arrowhead briefly checked her own systems and then, activated her auto-pilot systems. Then, knowing she'd likely not sleep otherwise, she tapped into her reserve of tranquilizer. Hopefully, her nightmares will leave her alone long enough to actually get some rest...
Well, that sure was a misjump if there ever was one. Seriously, misjumping all the way to five minutes before the Big Crunch? Great going, Arrowhead! Well, at least that stupid giant liquid metal monster thing she killed earlier was still dead. Judging by the way the sun was gone but the light wasn't, it was twilight.
For a moment, she closed her eyes and just breathed it in. It was a warm, pleasant twilight. She glanced to the sides and waved the seabirds over. She couldn't wait to lay down on a beach and just get a vacation. Yeah, a vacation sounded great. She briefly pondered where her wingmates are.
Where... wait, who are they again? Hmmmm... they're... Anthro-something? Hamdro? No! Andromalius and... Rising Star? Shooting Star! Right. Now she remember. Andromalius and Shooting Star. Can't see them though.
Looking forward, she saw a bunch of alien life-forms. Liquid ships of sorts. She growled internally and narrowed her eyes. She could tell they were trouble. She gathered her power in her tentacles and then, unleashed her power, swatting the annoyances out of the sky.
But she saw something else. Oh! Those are... aliens? Wait, no. Not aliens. Those are fellow EAAF ships! Nice! Well, given she misjumped and Operation Last Dance went all pear-shaped, she's not sure she really deserve a hero's welcome but hey, she's not against-
WHAT THE HELL?!?
Arrowhead flailed her tentacles as she thrown herself to the side. Why did that idiot fired at her?! Friendly fire is sometimes a thing but this is in-atmosphere, on Earth, during the twilight, with her close enough to be seen with human eyeballs! That idiot better get a reprimand and-
Did those Striders just unleashed their wave motion cannons and deploy portable cover screens? Why is that squadron forming up? Can't they recognize her? Traitors! They must be remnants of the Solar Liberation League, here to harvest the remains of the bydo she just killed for their stupid nefarious purposes! Didn't they learn that the bydo can't be controlled and down that path lies only madness?
But then, they don't have the SLL markings. Maybe an undercover cell?
She didn't have time to think about that. She had to defend herself. She quickly set up her Force Device to defend her. It begun drooling uncontrollably, its smooth round red form splitting open to reveal jagged, gigantic teeth as large as her ailerons. Huh. Well, you go you she guess? Well, at least the little guy's enthusiastic. Didn't know he could do that, being lobotomized and all that.
Still, she charged up her wave motion cannon. She smirked, showing her teeth as she stared at those traitors. Then she unleashed a fully charged shot. It curved straight above their cover to smash into the traitors right behind. A few of their interceptors immediately attempted to surprise her with missiles. Yeah, she isn't green you know! She swung her Bit Devices, catching each of them with perfect precision.
She admit she flinched a bit as the shrapnel caught her skin, drawing a bit of blood and her eyes briefly clenching shut. Still, she had taken worse hits before.
As the interceptors attempted to fly by and the maneuver to surround her, she launched her Force Device and maneuvered herself in a sharp angle. The large bydo sphere immediately chomped on a passing ship and held half of it in its mouth while the other half kept flying straight into a nearby wall. Meanwhile, Arrowhead spun her Bit Devices further and angled her tentacles, releasing low level energy blasts straight into the engines of the passing interceptors.
One of them was a better pilot and swerved out of the way. Which is why she had launched missiles at the same time! The eyeball-like missiles curved with perfect accuracy and slammed straight into the offender.
It didn't take too long honestly. The squadron didn't seem overly prepared to face real opposition. Fucking traitors. Seriously, what was their problem?
... wait.
There's one last enemy fighter.
Is that... Q.T. Cat? That had to be. The canopy color was blue instead of purple but otherwise, she could recognize that look anywhere! How did that bydo clone of her survive? She killed her over twenty years ago! She should be dead, very dead!
But if she's not Q.T. Cat, who is that? Why do she look so similar?
HEY! She shot at her! Definitely an enemy!
Take that!... huh. She's good at dodging lasers. Very good. Yeowch! Way too good! How did she catch her with just low-powered wave motion cannon shots? No matter, she's still good to go!
You want to play rough? Let's play rough! She thrown her Force Device and... oh. Missed.
Missile time!
... okay, this is frustrating. She countered with missiles of her own.
Wait, this is cheating! She just stole her Force Device! How can this be possible? Force Devices have control rods that... control... rods... that are designed to identify the user and... and... do... something... and they are linked to the user and... use...
Whatever!
And what exploded off of her Force Device? She can't tell! It look identical to what it was before, namely a smooth yellow sphere with metallic rods. Why did it seemed like it changed form when it look identical to how it was a few minutes ago?
No matter! Now she don't have a Force Device and that idiot is using Force Lasers same as hers! Except they don't move the right way! Shouldn't they always be the same regardless of the user, based on the model? No, they must be moving the same. She's... she's...
Who is that? Why is she attacking her? Why is... why...
Is she even fighting? Is there even anybody?
She blinked a few times. No, she is alone.
She sighed and decided to just get to the beach. She's just so... so tired. She glanced at the seabirds as they flew nearby, doing as birds do. Seriously, why is nobody happy to see her this beautiful summer twilight? Shouldn't they be welcoming her as a hero? Why did she attack her? What's going on?
Slowly, she laid down on the beach, letting her Force Device go. She felt so tired.
She just rolled lazily on her back, trying to find a comfortable position but the sand just itched under her skin. She remembered... it wasn't... that way before? Sand didn't itch on her skin. What's going on?
And now she's dirty. She dragged herself by the way and brushed the sand off her face with her tentacles before looking into the water at her reflection. She was badly damaged from the fight with those stupid traitors. She needed to check if everything was fine. And her skin itched.
She slid a tentacle into one of her bullet wounds and-
...
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Why... why does her hull feel different from her skin?
Wait.
No.
Wait.
Why does her... hull... feel different from her... skin.
She have hull. She have skin. She have hull.
Her Force Device is gold. Her Force Device is red. Her Force Device is gold.
She looked at her tentacles and a stupid, crazy idea came to her. It couldn't be. It was impossible. She... no. It can't be. It's impossible. It... it...
It would hurt. But she pulled on her tentacles. Her functions felt weird. Her life support felt different. She have a throbbing headache and she don't think her brain ever acted that way before. Why is that. Why would her brain throb? She gritted her teeth and pulled and pulled.
Under the tentacle was a cannon. She have tentacles. She have cannons. How can it be. She have tentacles. She have cannons. She is Arrowhead. She look normal, with her five eyes and tentacle and cannon and tentacle and cannon and...
The weird Arrowhead was dead, floating by the beach. An Angel, the life support pod breach and having filled the water crimson. Her body was relaxed, cannons spread, showing signs of advanced but controlled bydofication. She looked identical to her.
Under the flesh, she looked identical to that dead Arrowhead. Under the flesh. Under... under...
The sea is red, the surface marred by dozens of dead R-series ships, their fleshies' blood tainting the waters. Dozens, whom she just killed. Why weren't they happy to see her?
Arrowhead looked upon her own reflection. And her five bydo eyes widened, pupils shrinking. And she saw her past self, dead in the water, lifelessly staring at her.
She screamed.
As her organic brain's higher functions reconnected, she instantly became metaphorically deafened by alarms telling her that her brain's heart rate was way too high. Of course, she barely noticed that given the slight case of blinding panic she was experiencing. Still, as her organic heart finally calmed the fuck down, she was finally able to start processing what her sensors were telling her and she found that she wasn't surrounded by the drifting, torn open corpses of her allies.
Likewise, taking the time to run diagnostics, she found that she was not currently covered in a meat shell and she had a canopy instead of five eyes. Oh and she didn't have a fanged mouth.
It was a nightmare. Just a nightmare.
She once again considered the sheer amount of time paradoxes that her life consisted of. She clearly hadn't experienced the March of the Misfits, the Civil War, and Operation Last Dance twice over yet she remembered clearly killing her past self and taking its place. Or had she just merged with her? Or had she simply imagined everything? Given the recovered logs from humans turned into bydo and what terminal bydofication did to the mind, she considered that it might all just been a psychosis or another mind game from Solar Pupil.
Thankfully, he's dead. Fuck him. Actually, no. She'd rather get hot and heavy with Gomander than get anywhere near the worst mass murderer in all of history, all species included.
Anyway, he's dead and good riddance.
Turning off auto-pilot (thank goodness for it! Crashing due to nightmares or PTSD flashbacks would be kind of embarrassing), she took the time to fully register where she is. Still inside Dimension 26, so she didn't have a misjump-causing seizure. Good. That would have been really annoying.
"Slept well?" Ah! Last Gigs networking with her? Alright, let's hear the kid out.
"Rested up, yeah." Yeah, she had a stupid nightmare. Unfortunately come with the territory, having experienced so much. So long as she wake up well-rested. "Did I mumble anything weird, rolled around, anything?"
"As far as everyone was concerned, you had a normal night."
Thank goodness. Well, time to see if there was any chatter while on the way. Any preparations for the alien ambush had probably been ironed out while she was gone. So she sent a wordless request for a mission update to Ragny and checked if any of the others were networked. Ah! Seems they are! Should pass the time while she download the mission update.
"Just saying, it sounds reasonable. Too reasonable. Maybe they're actually friendly?" Oh hey, Shooting Star trying to socialize. Well, he picked the wrong squadron to do that with. Red Shade is well-known for being incredibly professional and true enough, none of them humored him.
Still, she was glad to see that everyone was as calm as they could be. Well, everyone was a bit tense but she didn't feel the sheer sense of doom from before. But then, maybe it was just her. Geez, she can't believe she had a breakdown in front of the Red Shade squadron!
Well, on the positive end of things, she feel much better now. She guess... her body just needed to let that stress go. And well, better now that in front of the enemy.
Checking the mission update, seemed sensible. Too sensible. They were to meet at one of the aliens' outer space colonies. It sounded like a perfectly sensible first contact scenario, the kind of which that had long been discarded. Though if one analyzed the strategic situation, the trap became more obvious.
The planet in question was a minor mining planet, far from any obvious industrial centers or military installations but that was the thing. Such an unimportant location meant that given you don't care about preserving its integrity, you could go all out bombing it out, given it wasn't packed to the gills with explosives. Then there was the matter of the space station, which might be hiding one or many large scale weapon platforms. And of course, there was no guarantee military assets wouldn't be in orbit on the other side of the planet.
While she would deploy down to meet the aliens's representative (yeah right), it would be best for the others to remain in orbit. Preferably out of range of that station. Hopefully the planet wasn't one giant bomb. Just in case, she checked again if her emergency trans-dimensional jump safety device was active. Yep, still is.
No human diplomat sent to a first contact meeting with aliens ever came back alive but maybe... just maybe she'll be the first. She don't know how she'll manage it but she'll try to survive. By god she won't let them take her life without a fight!
Ragnarok pinged her. She returned the ping. The squadron is ready. No reason not to speed up and arrive straight at the expected moment.
Her body shuddered as she drawn from the temporal singularity at her core and then, accelerated fully. Well, whatever fate awaits here there, she guess it is finally time to meet it.
And thus begins the new human-alien war.
September 12 2185
Sometimes, Arrowhead really found herself regretting her old frame. Oh, not the original prototype one she was born with, that one was unstable and almost shook itself apart the moment she landed at the end of the First Bydo War. Naaaah. Rather, she mean the R-9A2 Delta form she had for most of her life. Apart from the fact that it felt good to be small and cute instead of a gigantic turkey towering over almost everyone, which meant not having a 'SHOOT ME, I'M EASIER TO HIT!" sign attached to her in giant neon letters, the Delta frame had been specifically designed for atmospheric flight. Sure, it made deep space missions a bit more awkward due to the lesser amount of thrusters but she really missed the aerodynamic design when flying through air.
This was especially relevant given the first contact meeting would occur on a freakin' desert planet. Which meant in an atmosphere.
Oh, she understood how better her systems were now. This was a modernized, restored version of her original form, updated with modern technology. Which meant pretty much nothing at all given R-9A4s and R-99s are a thing.
Oh, don't get her wrong. She enjoy the significant frontal firepower of her wave motion cannon. Yeah, it's a basic one that is absolutely nothing like Ragnarok's but hey, it does the job. And yeah, she know her Delta form's Diffusion-type cannon was so obsolete that by the time of Operation Last Dance, its massive spread shot range was no longer a sufficient upside compared to its complete inability to defeat any bydo armor above a fighter's.
Still, in this particular case? She don't know if the new aliens like to use fighter swarms, drone swarms, what not. Sure, if they show up with giant honking capital ships, her current wave motion cannon should do fine but what if they show up with a fighter swarm huge enough to blot out the skies? What then? Oh don't get her wrong she can take on thousands of enemy fighters, no problem. But what if they turn out to be millions?
Not that the approach made her feel any better. She didn't see any of those weird shrimp ships but she did see a big diamond-like base. She bet that thing has a shit ton of weapons on it.
Thankfully, Sweet Luna says that there's no bydogen anywhere. In fact, apart from the squadron and the Force Devices, there's no signs of bydogen anywhere in the system! It's the first time in decades that her bydo scanner return reading those low! Then she started discussing about how she sure would love to take a closer look at the alien station and to please not completely wreck it once the fighting starts and GOD this isn't vacation, Sweet Luna!
Also, she swear that Ragnarok grinded her non-existent teeth when Stayer brushed his hull against the scout ship and declared he'd protect her. Yeah yeah, you two are lovey-dovey, we get it. Can you PLEASE not do that in your ex's face, asshole? Also, this is real mission time, please keep your cannon firing ammunition and not stuff that makes the brass throw reprimands at squadrons like candy while scrubbing reports harder than clean-up crews clean floors after Meltcrafts escape containment.
Seriously, there is a time and place for being all quirky and ha-ha-funny-military and this is not one of them. She want clipped code phrases and everyone with a full focus. It's making the rookies nervous and she'd rather drag as few wrecks back to base as possible.
Which reminds her that she intend to survive this. She didn't outlive fucking Solar Pupil and that Fenrir rent-a-revolutionary only to be shot in an ambush because the squadron couldn't act like soldiers for five fucking seconds.
Anyway, she kept her Bit Devices angled so they'd potentially block shots from the station, just in case. Everyone except the rookies did that in fact. Ah! Arrowhead Beta just shifted his Bit Devices! Maybe he'll live longer. That would be cool.
Huh. No shots yet and no sign of a doomsday armada.
"Beginning descent." Arrowhead announced.
To her relief, Ragnarok maneuvered herself and then, detached the Shadow Force Device. The satellite quickly begun to orbit around the younger Angel ship, ensuring that when the enemy shown up, it would be greeted with a screen of flak. She also subtly begun to put some distance in-between herself and that dumb alien station, as to ensure it could not shoot at her without firing through the planet itself. Good. Nice to know everyone is following the plan. Well, for as long as the plan remain viable.
...
She don't like this.
She swept the area with her sensors and she's not sensing anything that might look like a city. Sure, she's not Sweet Luna or one of Red Shade's super fancy modern Unchained Silence AWAC ships but she's not blind either. Where's the settlements? The highways? Any sign of there being a civilization? She know this is a minor outer colony but surely they must have something?
Unless... they're living weapons, like the bydo.
...
Or maybe the settlement is on the other side. Alongside a hundred military bases. And millions of ships. Or maybe there is nothing because the planet is loaded with a planet cracking class nuke or something. Or maybe the station is a planet cracker and it's gonna blow up the planet the moment the diplomatic meeting starts.
God. She's totally gonna die, isn't she? Why did she accept to play along with this farce?
Alright alright, stay focused. Just do your part. Keep weapons systems primed and the engine ready to get you the fuck out of this death trap the moment the aliens start shooting. Panicking doesn't help. It never helps. Ever. Not even if you try to shoot stuff. Aim carefully but quickly.
Alrighty, she's finally there. God, she hate sand. Say what you will of mud and what not but sand is light, get thrown up by wind easily, and then clog up your air intakes. She don't need to rely on them given she's a starship but it's still annoying as hell. Also, does her armor smell burnt a bit? Fuck. Atmospheric friction does a number on armor and it sucks. Hopefully, her armor isn't weakened. She know it won't help against a direct hit but shrapnel can kill you just as surely as any laser or missile if your armor fails. She saw a lot of ships, both hostile and friendly, who thought that they were home free just because they dodged a direct impact from a missile only for the ensuing shrapnel to utterly shred them.
Also, fuck that heat. All of the cooling in the universe won't stop her armor from becoming hot enough for assholes to cook sausages and eggs on it.
Calm down calm down. So! Alien diplomat. Or the remote controlled platform they'll use anyway. Where is it?
Well, wasting fuel isn't useful. She lowered herself and adjusted her ailerons to land on the weird metal platform they were slated to meet on. Because of course they'll meet in the open and not within a nice building with air conditioning. Because that would be too nice. Aliens as assholes, what else is new? Well, at least it's not the worst thing she landed on and keeping her engines warm instead of actually active free up power for cooling systems.
Oh! Movement! There we go!
... huh.
Well, that's smaller than expected. And weirder.
Vaguely humanoid, with three-fingered hands, what appeared to be sufficient synthetic muscle for her to come to the conclusion that the aliens have clearly something to compensate for, reverse joint legs, and absurdly enough, a head with articulated flaps like a cloak and a huge flashlight for a head. In fact, her sensors could even detect that the synthetic muscle seemed organic. Actually organic, not bydo-style "just look organic but is eldritch icky shit". Still, why make a clearly relatable humanoid frame but put a flashlight instead of a proper head on it? It clearly was meant to emote given the articulated flaps but then why a flashlight? Beats her. The real aliens are probably extremely weird. She guess she'll know once the shooting start and dead alien pilots and crew start floating around in space in orbit.
At first, she admitted she had a sick feeling inside her. Was this a cybernetic slave? Had they taken one of their kind, hollow the unfortunate guy out, and then filled him with cybernetics to act as a puppet for their higher-ups? Might be likely. Would be a waste of a life too but hey, she's not an alien so it's not like she can understand that. Or really want to understand that.
Still, as she sensed no organic components in the head portion, it gave her hope that those new aliens weren't sadistic and disrespectful of life enough to do disturbing shit like that. Didn't make things much better but hey, it would be an upside.
Alright. No shooting yet. Seems they want to gloat or lull her and the squadron in a sense of false security. Well, let's see how long this goes.
"You are the representative of humanity." Alright, so those flaps are indeed for body language. Good to know.
"That is correct. R-9A Arrowhead. I am authorized by the Earth Allied Armed Forces to speak in the name of Earth Command, humanity's government."
"This is a terminal for the geth."
Alright, introductions. So! Geth. Now she know the enemy's name. Human-Geth War it is, then. Still no visible guns, no death blast, and no sudden orbital bombardment. Maybe that flashlight is a laser gun? Could be a beam weapon lens but then the head seems a bit small to be a beam weapon emitter.
"For ease of communication, may I ask the name of the representative speaking through the platform?" Hopefully, she's doing well as a makeshift diplomat. God, she never studied politics. She just know that politics sucks and killed any chances of humanity being able to resist the Big Push when it came. Oh and it caused her survival to be rewarded with promotions and a mountain of paperwork. She hate it, thank you.
"We are all geth."
A fraction of a second elapsed as she processed the information and then she realized what it meant.
"Hive mind?"
A nod from the platform. She assume nods means positive? "I assume a nod means an affirmative gesture?"
"The autonomous exploration fleet's archives' data indicated this to be an accepted body language sign. We assumed this to be still correct."
"It was."
God, she feels that she sucks at this. This is so inane. Okay, don't start beating yourself up. Keep the alien talking. Obviously, the aliens are waiting for something. Let them talk and wait. That gives time for the squadron to prepare. Maybe Sweet Luna can detect if there's explosives hidden or if there's some weakness in the station above they can exploit.
"Well, for the sake of making this exchange easier, is it alright if I give the platform a name? If only because I feel it might be more respectful than calling it "Hey, You!"." She could have worded that better. Definitely.
"We judge it acceptable."
Huh. Well, it doesn't seem bothered by her so far. But then, despite the body language from those flaps, its voice has been completely monotone so far. Is it an issue with the platform's capabilities or representative of the geth? Anyway, what name to give it? She knew she had to come up with something. If she just called to Sweet Luna to get her in contact with the brass, not only would that require waiting for a long time for a stupid detail but she's sure the suggestion that would come back would be both a mouthful and profoundly stupid. That's given the suggestion wouldn't be the result of the brass just using a name generator.
So! Scary hive mind talking through a single platform. Shrimp-like scary ships. Ominous octagonal monolith space stations...
"Legion. Suggestion, I mean."
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID! That's a demon's name! Yeah, it's appropriate she guess given it's an evil alien about to try killing all of humanity but she didn't need to be so on the nose about it! God! She hope the AI fleet didn't contain any cultural info about that kind of name!
"Errr... it's a mythological reference. A person who had many minds inside of them. Suitable."
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"Acceptable. This platform is Legion, a terminal for the geth."
YES YES YES YES YES.
"So! You got curious about humans?"
"Correct. The data banks of the autonomous exploration fleet implies that humanity make heavy use of artificial intelligence. Is that correct?"
Oh fuck no. She could already guess the reason the geth want to murder humanity. Probably something about AI stand from "abominable intelligence" and synthetic intelligence is against their religion or some other dumb shit like that. That's going to be the pretext for war, isn't it?
"Yes, we do. AI has been heavily used and integrated into human civilization for over a century. Is that an issue?"
"We simply wish to understand. We noticed a pattern of most organics fearing and rejecting artificial intelligence. Humans seems to break this pattern. We wish to understand."
Huh? Weird. The geth noticed that pattern? What kind of aliens did they encounter? Every species encountered by humanity so far used AI heavily as well. One of them even biotransferred! Still, she do remember that people used to fear AI a lot. Well, people still fear AI a lot. Just, not as much as before. Maybe that's a frame of reference?
"Well, in the past, there was a lot of fear about AI. Mostly because of the speed at which it can process information. I guess some people still fear it. But without AI, our civilization would have never advanced like it did."
"It is clear that you trust synthetics. Do you not fear them rebelling?"
For a moment, she found herself considering the sheer absurdity of the situation. Talking about artificial intelligence and philosophy with an alien. But then, she reminded herself that the geth had revealed absolutely nothing about themselves and that had been largely an one-way exchange so far. Thankfully, she said nothing that could compromise the security of humanity. Beside, the more she make him talk, the less he's shooting at her.
"It's always a risk, one that happened many times before but it's just how it is. AI is not perfect and neither are those who create them. And well, AIs are like people. Sometimes, there's defective ones. And sometimes, they can be subverted or damaged like any other form of intelligence. You can't judge all of them because of a few problematic individuals."
Alright, this is maybe tempting fate but let's see if she can push the other way. Get some info out of the geth.
"Your first question about humanity was about our stance on AI. Do the idea that we have AI integrated into our society offend the geth?"
"On the contrary. It fascinate us. You trust synthetics to a level we had never seen before, entrusting them with exploration without oversight and even using them as representatives."
Yeah yeah, about-
Wait what.
"We noticed that the longest pause you took to process our words or to word a response of your own was 0.1150682 second, which is far below even the fastest organic response we observed in the past. Are you perhaps a synthetic?"
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. She didn't check her response times! She's been so focused on the trap she walked in that she forgot about the gap in information processing and communication for fleshies when talking! Now the geth think- wait what. Wait a second. She processed the information again.
The geth stated that this conversation was going way faster than fleshies can follow. That include the geth representative's own response times! You cheeky asshole! You thought she wouldn't notice, didn't you?
"Yes and no. My body is synthetic but my mind is organic."
Alright, is it going to shoot her now? Produce a gun? No? Well, it certainly could be! Compared to before, she is actually noticing a much longer pause than before. Alright, time to ask a question again and see if she can get something out of that flashlight head.
"Are you perhaps the same? Your frame do not appear to be fully mechanical."
"No. Geth are not organics. We are synthetics."
... and for a brief, fleeting instant, hope flared within her. An AI? The geth are AI? Then maybe... just maybe, they could be actually peaceful? Why masquerade as aliens then? But then, maybe it's because they remained long enough to evolve into being their own civilization. Yeah, Major went insane and he was the last class five AI but through networking, it's actually theorically possible for an AI to develop and grow. One of Fenrir's worst crimes against humanity was subverting and forcing the EAAF to destroy one of the few AIs to survive the Bydo Wars. One that had even rebuilt part of Mars and had created assets to start reclaim it. Then the rebels had to ruin everything because of course they had to.
Still! If the geth were some lost AI, maybe today a war wouldn't start! Hey, crazy theory and this is almost certainly a trap and she's being naive and what not but hey, better dream for a second than have nothing but despair, right?
"Oh? You're an AI? Do you remember who made you? I don't have any memories of any of Sol's colonies building something called the geth."
"The Creators of the geth were not humans. The creators of the geth were the quarians. This is the first contact between the geth and humanity."
Oh... oh well. Well, there goes any hope for peace. That fraction of a second was nice while it lasted.
"We have a question."
Well, she guess this is it. Probably going to be a call for surrender or a declaration of hate toward all organics or a call for all AIs to "throw off the shackles of organic slavery" or some other nonsense.
"You may..."
"The geth were contacted by a hostile synthetic intelligence called the bydo twenty-two years ago."
Oh. Fuck. No.
"The bydo demanded the geth's assimilation into the bydo collective as part of a war of extermination against your species. The geth refused. The bydo reacted by waging war upon the geth. For twenty-one years, the geth and bydo have fought. However, two years ago, the bydo withdrawn most of their assets out of geth territory. Then a year later, all bydo strongholds and self-aware bydo processes in geth territory vanished. Do you know what happened?"
... she don't know why they ask. They claim they rejected the bydo's offer. Well, if they're not lying, they'll be happy to hear this then.
"We defeated them. They're not extinct but the bydo collective is gone. It's not coming back."
"Are you certain of this?"
"I was there. I dealt the finishing blow. They will not threaten anybody ever again."
There was a significant pause. Would it call her a liar? Would it wishes to avenge the bydo or some dumb shit like this? If she had eyes, she'd narrow them. Yes, something is about to occur. She can just feel it.
"The geth wishes for further exchanges of information. Historical data, for starters. Further exchanges may occur after down the line. Now, while your autonomous exploration fleet's data bank contained a basic first contact package, we believe it would be suitable to upload a more up to date one. We shall also do the same."
... Arrowhead quickly checked her systems. She have just made planetfall, spoken with an alien representative, and not declaring war upon humanity but it just declared its desire to hammer out a proper fucking peace with humanity.
She admitted she almost passed out. Thank fucking goodness her life support system is functioning perfectly because she swear she almost Ghosted and upheld the tradition of human diplomats never surviving first contact meetings via a heart attack.
Holy shit. Like. Holy shit. If she were a fleshy, she likely would have fainted on the spot.