You were Star Avarius, and you weren't happy.
You don't know how things got to this point. You trusted Toffee, that two timing snake! Well, he was more of a lizard, but whatever.
When you went to regain your castle, reluctantly teaming up with your hated foe Ludo Butterfly, you really thought everything would be ok. You just had to rely on him and the formerly exiled Tom as muscle and everything should be fine! Again, You aren't sure what happened (one of the traitors Friggin' ate you… how did Rich Pigeon even fit you in his mouth!?) but when you came to, you had lost everything.
"... Where's Toffee?" You asked.
"He's gone." Was all Ludo could respond with.
"And my castle?"
"Also gone."
You howled in rage.
"We are no longer friends!" You shake your fist.
"We never were friends." Ludo deadpanned, though you were no longer listening.
"Mark my words, Ludo Butterfly and Maria Diaz! Maria may be cute but I will HAVE MY REVENGE! I-!" You begin. Ludo, ever rude and not one to appreciate a good villain speech, impatiently grabs your Dimensional Scissors and tears open a portal at random and throws you into it. Needless to say, you scream before the portal closes.
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You aren't sure how long you floated through the void. It could have been days, weeks, Even years!!
…Ok probably not years or you'd be dead, but whatever!
The point was you were stuck there for quite a while, sighing in dismay and rubbing your stomach. Ugh. Food wasn't always a guarantee, but this was getting ridiculous!
Eventually, you even almost wondered if maybe, just maybe, you deserved this, before shutting it down. Naw. It was all Ludo's fault.
Eventually, with what felt like a weird shake that rattled throughout the entire void, you screamed as you suddenly picked up speed and hurtled into a portal.
You landed in front of a sign. And by in front of, you mean you slammed directly into it. At terminal velocity.
Honestly, it was a miracle you were pretty dang durable, all things considered.
As you slid down the sign, you swear you heard someone gasp excitedly.
Ah! The exact welcome you deserved!
Too bad you passed out before you could fully enjoy it.
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When you came to, you winced and rubbed your head.
"Ughhh… sweet Stump that sucked…" You muttered. Suddenly, you are tackle hugged.
"Starrrr! You're back! I knew you would be! This is perfect!" A voice cheered joyously.
"What are you on about-!" You begin… before actually looking around the room. It was covered with pictures of you (though you were dressed pretty differently! Ugh, no skull hat!? Barf!), drawings of you, old clothes of yours based on the names lovingly sewn on…
Now, most people would be freaked out. You were not most people.
"Gasp! Oh my goodness, a fan! Ha! I knew I would have one someday!" You smirk smugly. Your jerky cousins would be soooo mad to learn you had fans! Ha, they could eat it!
"Eeee! Yes! I'm not just any fan, bud! I'm Starfan13! Your number one fan!" The girl leaned out of the hug, revealing herself to be a braces-having gal, a little shorter than you with black hair with pink square glasses and a purple shirt with a star on it and fake wings on the back.
"Wait, why not call yourself Starfan1 then?" You asked.
"That name was taken.. ugh." The girl pouted.
"Dang. Well no matter! I don't know how long it's been, but I have to get back to Mewni and GET THAT WAND!" You cackled.
"Oh. I kinda thought you had one." Starfan13 blinked in confusion.
"No, you dingus, I am trying to get one from Ludo so I can conquer the Multiverse! Keep up!" You scoffed.
"Ah. Ok then!" She immediately agreed with you with a big smile. Man, she had great taste in idols and she was totally agreeable?! You think you found the perfect minion!
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You stayed with Starfan13 for awhile, scheming in the shadows (ok, really you were gorging yourself on her parents' food and listening to Starfan13 go on and on about your favorite subject: yourself!) before her parents finally put their foot down and said you had to get a job or move out. You tried to assert your own authority, but they pretty quickly shut you down. Hmmph. Worthy opponents!
So you landed a job at some ridiculous "fast food" location, Britta's Tacos. Bleh. You couldn't believe you had to debase yourself so! But still, rude customers and a dim-witted manager just fueled you, motivating you to rise above this ridiculous station and take your rightful place as ruler of this stupid world!
So you… "borrowed" some money from the cash register whenever you could get away with it (which was shockingly often, again, your manager was a complete moron) and saved up your paychecks. Starfan13, your faithful lackey, also chipped in. You had found you could count on her for… pretty much anything! It was a refreshing change of pace to those old ingrates!
Anyways, with all that combined, you had enough to get a little apartment not too far from your minion's home. You tried to get her to move in with you, but her parents once again put their foots down. Bah! Those two would be the first punished in your new world order!!!
Whatever. It was no castle, but you could still make this work. Though it couldn't hurt to maybe have another minion to lighten the load.
Thankfully, during your time stuck here, you had run into many intriguing individuals, all of whom would probably bring something useful to the table if you reached out to them! And you were sure they would join up, you were awesome!
Who do you reach out to?:
[ ] A bald "social worker" in a black suit and dark sunglasses who came to you to ask you some weird questions. He looked tough! (Cobra Bubbles, Lilo and Stitch)
[ ] An old guy with a bunch of steam filled attachments. He wanted to try your fajitas. Old and probably weird, but he claimed to be a supervillain and people acted like he was, so probably useful! (Baron von Steamer, Big Hero 6: The Series)
[ ] A Small "Toon" who didn't say much. Her small stature could be useful for infiltration! She seemed the most interested in joining something too, though you get the feeling she's just bored. (Tinker Bell, Peter Pan)
[ ] An old man always cloaked in shadows with metal hands and a cat. He kept ordering delivery from you with traps in the way, but ha! You were an old hat at such tactics! He seemed impressed you got through them so easily. (Dr. Claw, Inspector Gadget 1985)
[ ] A dorky, pretty average man with a penchant for saving money. Apparently he was a Supervillain, but people more disliked him for using a ridiculous amount of coupons and finding old deals that are technically never retired to the point he either ate for free or for literal pennies. You might get a promotion or something at work if you get him to knock it off. (Frugal Lucre, Kim Possible)
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Welcome to Star vs. The Forces of Good. In this quest you take on the role of Star Avarius, one of the alternate Stars briefly seen in the episode Mathmagic. In her world the roles of Star and Ludo were switched meaning Star, here descended from a long line of Piefolk, brigands and warlords, has dedicated her life to stealing Ludos wand. Wrongfully banished for crimes that were DEFINITELY NOT HER FAULT. You must navigate and lead her to power and glory in this strange world she finds herself in.