[X] Everybody Learns Something But Janeway
-[X] Ah, yes. Substrate kerning is just annoying and fiddly...for a human. We'll write an algorithm that redoes the kerning FOR us!
-[X] ...fine, you were just embarrassed about being...you know...Torres would literally not let you live it down. (Get pegged.)
-[X] "...I can't do this, C'nola." (Kes and C'nola have a heart to heart. Amy plays matchmaker!)
[X] The Spirit of Things Getting Worse
-[X] Wait, you can do a workaround by just hacking in another PADD's memory circuitry!
-[X] Bottom? Bottom!? You'll show Rak who bottoms here (attempt to top, badly, get pegged.)
-[X] "Don't worry, C'nola. I got this!" (Amy becomes an even bigger golden retriever)
[X] Lions and pads and pegs oh Mai!
-[X] Wait, you can do a workaround by just hacking in another PADD's memory circuitry!
-[X] "Don't worry, C'nola. I got this!" (Amy becomes a Karakian titan lion)
-[X] ...fine, you were just embarrassed about being...you know...Torres would literally not let you live it down. (Get pegged.)
[X] Big Dog Vs Omnicidal AI?!
-[X] Ah, yes. Substrate kerning is just annoying and fiddly...for a human. We'll write an algorithm that redoes the kerning FOR us!
-[X] Bottom? Bottom!? You'll show Rak who bottoms here (attempt to top, badly, get pegged.)
-[X] "Don't worry, C'nola. I got this!" (Amy becomes an even bigger golden retriever)
[X] Messing with a Dragon's Plans
-[X] Sometimes Brute Force is warranted. You can expand the device's memory capability by using the viewscreen's secundary graphic storage unit as additional swap-space, allowing to fully expand whatever seems to be tangling up it's memory. Once you see it, diagnosing the problem will be easy.
-[X] It turns out Cardassian systems have fraternization alarms. In order to keep the (very loud and distinctive) alert from being broadcast through the ship, you will need the captain's override. But there are consequences.
-[X] "Don't worry, C'nola. I got this!" (Amy becomes Cerberos. Positive : She can talk now. Negative : Only 2 out of 3 heads have a filter)