AN: Hello everyone! Here we're with a somewhat brand new project (its complicated ) I adopted for my friends. This is 4 people Self Insert, those people being me; my editor/my usual protagonist Nihilo; my friend and the originator of the idea Miho Chan; and (one of) Miho's significant others who is the most responsible for keeping the dream alive until I could be recruited to write it, IridumSky. It had been agreed it would be published on my Patreon instead of Miho's as a payment for the services contributed to keeping this thing up. Don't worry, The Other Kind of Whale is not going anywhere.
To (belatedly) celebrate the canonical Aincrad Incident Resolution, the first three chapters will be going up today, tomorrow and Sunday before we begin adhering to the customary weekly schedule.
Launch Day - Part 1
Once a small-time indie studio, in the last fifteen years Argus Interactive barrelled into the international stage with aplomb, pioneering advancements in Virtual Reality and displacing the crumbling titans of the gaming industry under the visionary direction of CEO Kayaba Akihiko. Their main claim to fame, NerveGear, pushed the boundary of what was thought possible with regards to seamless virtual reality simulation. Beyond 'just' its miraculous capability to convert thought into action in digital reality, NerveGear also allowed for the smooth, real time translation between languages due to the same 'real time brain scan' technology. Soon, it was further iterated with the arrival of Medicuboid, derived from Argus' FullDive technology by Argus Medical. An offshoot dedicated to the application of Argus' technologies in its namesake field and headed by Kayaba Akihiko's "best friend", Koujiro Rinko. Medicuboid pushed FullDive technology even further, allowing for not just instant translation on the receiver's end, but to actually, properly provide a parallel proficiency - the ability to simply download a language package and learn to speak it
while using it in FullDive. Together, the two developments allowed Argus to iterate its FullDive technology further, breaking out of entertainment and medical fields further out into education, until the company announced Kayaba's magnum opus.
Spiritual Ascension Online. An advanced VRMMORPG advertised as allowing its players to
experience life like never before. To not just see and hear things never before seen or heard, but feel them. To taste them, even. A massive game world encompassing the alternate, far more fantastical history of the world, with the main plot of the base game centred around France and Germany. A world of technology and magic, of humans and fantastical.
A game which could purportedly support
millions across a single megaserver.
Even the reveal of Cardinal, the artificial intelligence responsible for curating the plots of SAO and its NPCs was met with cautious optimism despite recent pushbacks and controversies regarding AI generated content. Kayaba Akihiko looked more like a passionate visionary than a greedy tech bro and Argus' previous forays into gaming
and technology were generally well received. The fact that the company's CEO was credited as the main director further soothed any fears.
It would utilise third generation NerveGear, squeezing every ounce of experience and expertise Argus accumulated with the first two as well as Medicuboid's data to truly, fully immerse the user in the Spiritual Ascension Online's content. Even so, Argus decided to make sure the game would be compatible with both the previous iterations
and Medicuboid, offering hefty free copies to the patients known for heavy reliance on Rinko's invention.
Then, the information from the Beta Test began trickling down the grapevine: From Real Gamers™, from what few sources of reputable game journalism there still were, even from recognisable names in VTuber sphere. Beta Testers praised the in-game Paris for
finally living up to the romantic hype its real life counterpart had. The depth of the systems, combat and crafting alike, the variety of playstyles it supported. It seemed like the perfect game, truly for everyone and able to back that hype, had
finally arrived.
Then, the only thing remaining was to wait for the launch day, one which Argus decided to truly flex their muscle by coordinating the release across the globe by making sure all
ten million players of their history-breaking record sales would be able to experience Spiritual Ascension Online all at the same time.
A day which had
finally arrived.
According to his oshi, the avatar generation for SAO was the only place in the game the Beta Testers had managed to find where they got third person perspective on their in-game avatar. A little bit of an old timey element to string nostalgia… and also because using mirrors and first person to figure your looks
sucked.
Thus, a new player was put down in a room clearly modelled after a backstage where theatre actors would prep their costume. For an area a player would only see once in their playtime, there was quite a lot of care put into the changing room. Plenty of outfits thrown over chairs, tables and hangers, a few mirrors thrown in
anyway, wigs and stilts… Very much an unreasonable amount of effort as the indistinct mannequin which would be replaced with his avatar materialised in the middle of the room.
At least it wasn't GGO. There were
so many memes about Argus' closest brush with gacha, even if the game was otherwise good.
He shook his head, and boy, did it feel weird, feeling the motion and seeing the mannequin perform it despite seeing it from outside perspective… Argus was really succeeding at delivering on that 'experiencing things you'd never be able to' promise.
Anyway, first things first was the race selection. SAO had six starting options, with venerable white bread staples of Human, Dwarf and Elf being there, front and centre. Dark Elf made his eyebrows raise a little bit, but he had enough 40k osmosis to accept that. Then, SAO chucked 'Youkai' and 'Beastman' at him. Not even any specific, self-respecting fetish bait like throwing five foot nothing shortstack kitsune with gravity defying orbs and calling that a youkai or Moeblob Catgirl #9001.
No, that was too pedestrian for Spiritual Ascension Online. No, 'Beastman' and 'Youkai' seemed to be the exact same thing, except Japan and West respectively. A generic 'non-human with extra bits' option. As a short bout of experimentation showed, both of these options had
extra body customisation options unavailable to the other races.
Compared to that, the Dark Elf having sexual dimorphism of 'goth/emo' and 'gyaru' was welcomed by the sheer banality of it. Which, of course, meant he went with a Dark Elf because the pale skin and the default shades the palette on the male option appeased his aesthetic sensibilities. He was, unfortunately, not one of those maniacs who could look at that one dress up game with Dark Souls attached to it and spend hours painstakingly recreating their fever dreams. He was always just lazy enough to poke about going a few degrees off the default preset he decided he liked enough and calling it a day.
After a few more minutes he beheld what would be his avatar for at least the first stretch of his first FullDive experience in full glory: Short blue hair, pale skin and the
quintessential dead retail stare he was particularly proud of, all stuffed into an assortment of black and very dark blue 'street thug' leathers.
Perfection.
Next was a starter weapon option. Unlike Argus' first foray into VRMMO, Aincrad Project, this time starter weapons didn't even come with an attack skill prepackaged. From what Nefertiti said during her streams, all the race and weapon selection did for the new player was give them some system suggestions as to where to go to get their skills post-spawn. This time, all the load was on the player and their choice.
A phrase which nowadays filled gamers with dread and killed expectations. Truly, Kayaba was a most vile sorcerer to be able to somehow make it work yet again.
Finally, all that was left was an Account and Character Name. That was another big difference from usual fare in the games. Character names
had to be something which at the very least
sounded like an actual name. All the NPCs were voiced and tried addressing the players by their name, and he supposed Kayaba would rather kill everyone in SAO and then himself before he allowed Cardinal to make some innocent bunch of ones and zeroes to call someone 'BallsDeep69'.
Account Name, which was only for inter-player comms, was free game though.
Unfortunately that meant
naming things. His one weakness. Next to standing up to people, or speaking to people, or coming out with his ideas to people, or…
In an act of desperation, he went for his Old Reliable: 'just use a bunch of foreign words and see if the perfidious anglo-japanese considers them name-sounding enough'.
Thus was born Name Pending, or as Spiritual Ascension Online believed, a seemingly Russian player going by Imya Ozhidanii. Truly, he was a comedic mastermind.
Then, once he confirmed the name, he was swallowed by the blinding white light.
Owowowow, fuck! Why did game developers love to flashbang their audience so?
Imya held his eyes shut for a few moments post transition into the SAO proper, simply enjoying the feeling of the warm, late-spring sun on the skin. The gentle breeze rustled his hair even as it carried the tantalising smells of fresh bread, grilled meat and fish… and the
absolute fucking cacophony a tourist trap in the middle of the season entailed.
Still, three out of four good experiences replicated perfectly.
Opening his eyes, he could finally behold the absurd crowds filling the tutorial hub of Ile de la Cite, with all manner of body types and colours, some spawning in pillars of light before his very eyes, some already rushing about. He actually wondered
how this tiny slice of the city was supposed to serve as the tutorial area for
millions.
Overcoming his wonder, moved through the crowd gingerly, into a bit of an empty space near the statue of Charlemagne on the bank of Seine, squinting at the vaguely familiar face staring down at him from the metal. Huh, so Mushroom Man was more accurate than he thought. Granted, the images of the
actual statue over in real life he googled in the past on a whim were also accurate that way, but seeing it in the art style SAO was using for its world just accentuated the similarities.
Shaking his head, he focused on his HUD and opened the menu, gingerly typing his oshi's ID. She did mention she would be streaming the launch after participating in the beta and even held a small raffle for her audience for that first day party.
I really lucked out, he thought to himself gingerly. Out of thousands of people, he and four others. He did not get that lucky normally. Ever.
Whipping out the phone which SAO used as a medium for the player messaging system, he quickly typed Nefertiti's ID provided to him in preparation of the launch day. Apparently, Beta Testers had the opportunity to keep their old accounts, except reset back to zero. Those who didn't keep them were teased with their Beta builds being made part of the post launch game world.
Name Pending: [
Hey, BlueOni here. Just finished with my chargen. Gonna do all the tutorials for my day 1 build before joining everyone, kay?]
The return message came almost immediately and he hoped his startled scramble to open up the message didn't make him look too pathetic to anyone who might so much as possibly be looking in his direction.
Stupid social anxiety, he thought with a grumble.
Black Pharaoh: [
Oni, my darling minion <3~! Feel free, feel free~. It would be so very dreadful having the rest of my lovely audience sit through six sets of tutorials so feel free to go and finalise your build. Just ping me when you're done and we'll all set out. C'ya <3~!]
He flushed slightly at the energetically familiar, cutesy teasing his oshi addressed him in before sighing and focusing on the subtle markers the character generator's skill suggestions left him. He took a breath-
[
Black Pharaoh sent you a friend request.]
-and almost felt his heart jump out of his throat at the notification, alongside a drying of his throat as he registered it properly,
"A-accept." He murmured, before actually focusing on the prompts the system threw at him as to where he could get his tutorials started. It took an
embarrassing amount of effort.
Marie Rockefeller was five foot nothing and with nowhere to go but up! It felt so strange to run around in this body, it was the opposite of her build even beyond the obvious, but that just made it better! The plate
armour fit like a dream and looked even better, too. Although it sadly showed none of the avatar she'd toiled over for hours, unless you counted some hints of gold from what could be glimpsed of the hair and eyes.
Also, her dwarven axe was fat enough people
had to make some room for her, two-handed and two-bladed. She was still wholly reliant on the Quest Markers to find her way in this mess, though. Yes, it was nice to see what people were packing after chargen from the point of view of a midget, at least these first few minutes. No, it didn't mean she could navigate baguette city through the power of tightly packed asses. There would certainly be some exploration into
those uncharted tracts of land, the game
was 18+, but that was for later.
For now, she had things to do and places to be! It looked like the tutorial didn't give a damn what she started with or when, so she just followed the minimalist HUD to her heart's desire.
Demons were a girl's best friend, after all. Especially for a Dawi Zharr wannabe!
The players around her hurried just as much as she did and the few non-essential NPCs who kept moving around Ile de la Cite proved the advancements from the days of venerable Creation Engine by managing to path around the crowds instead of forcing the collisions to happen by being reskinned mules.
Interestingly enough, the marker for Daemonology led Marie
towards Notre-Dame. Not inside, no, but instead around it, towards the eastern end of the island where in real life, Memorial to the Martyrs of the Deportation would stand. Even so, as she passed by the entrance to the cathedral, she could spot a brown skinned catgirl (catwoman, really) twirling her black hair with a teasing smile as she chatted animatedly at nothing in particular. Her green eyes passed over Marie with momentary interest before she returned her attention to the slowly converging group of players around her.
Streamers.
This one had a blue play button to the left of her username, signifying that she was using Cover Corp's streaming services instead of laying her life's earnings at the mercy of YouTube or Twitch's whims. A VTuber, then.
…God, what some of
that crowd would get up to in here. At least the Ethics Code system would make sure the fans didn't turn around and give the talents the Japanese idol experience. Poor Cardinal, having to stop slimy handshakes.
Shaking those
cheery thoughts off, Marie rounded up on the park at the back of Notre-Dame. A quaint little thing, quiet and relatively sparsely populated. There were a few NPCs hanging around, as well as two Romanesque chapel-like buildings, one with a massive wall reminiscent of the Memorial. The marker led the dwarf in the direction of the other, built of grey stone with smoke and ash-like markings all over its facade. A priest NPC in simple black robes sat on the bench in front of it, hands on his cane… Which raised them enough for the sleeves of his habit to slide up to reveal a sliver of a small device with an arcane circle on its clock face with a soft, ticking sound of the quietly moving gears.
"Greetings, child." The NPC acknowledged Marie's presence with a tilt of his head. "What directs you to the Chapel of the Accusations instead of Our Lady or The Arcano War's Memorial?"
Rockefeller had
no idea what the NPCs were like beyond there not having been any real kvetching about them from the Beta Testers. There weren't exactly buttons or prompts here, so she just winged it. Some people may call her a goof or a tryhard for addressing NPCs properly, but come on now, this was an immersion nut's wet dream! "Hello! I am Marie Rockefeller! I was told to come here if I wished to see a marriage of technology and magic to stand shoulder to shoulder with my people's works!"
That should be safe enough, she wasn't sure if the lore had demon summoning be sanctioned by the church like the presentation right now implied, or if she was supposed to keep it quiet. She was pretty sure there were some faction and reputation systems, so best to hedge her bets.
"Long have been the debates on Hell's role in Lord's design." The old monk nodded his head amicably as he slowly stood up. "But as the Arcano War proved beyond shadow of doubt, 'tis but another trial and a chance from He. Come then, child. Let us see if you have it in you to be amongst the select few who tread the fine line of the heaviest duty and temptation."
The NPC led Marie inside the chapel, a cold but deceptively well illuminated room full of pulpits with paintings of demonic imagery lining the walls. "A demon is but a trial to see if man is worthy of Heaven or if he needs further tempering. But, ultimately, they too desire mankind's continuation." The monk exposited as they passed wrist mounted devices in various states of assembly worked on by the bowed down clergy of both genders. "Traditional methods still work, of course, but are ill suited for an active battlefield like the Arcano War demanded. This is where the marriage of technology to the mystical comes forth."
They stepped before an altar which smoothly descended to an underground chamber. The old monk motioned at the ritual circle set just off the platform. "The first trial is simple. Demons do not answer willy-nilly to anyone these days. Offer your blood, and if anything comes, that will be enough for us to proceed."
Mirana barely even blinked at the throngs of people, or the elaborate church, or at a single one of the NPCs, purple eyes sliding over the banally familiar sights and the novelty crowds now inhabiting the world of her dreams. Not one of them mattered. Within seconds, she was moving, the speed of her passage billowing her long, crimson hair like a cape trailing behind her. Her feet guided her through the masses, weaving and dancing towards one of the northern bridges. A step to the left, then twirl rightward. Soon, freedom from this morass would be in sight. Then, her two objectives.
Obtain a higher quality stave, then return to her proper state. She felt all too bare without her beloved wings.
The familiar old sight barely registered as she beelined with grace towards Palais de Justice where most of SAO's regular spellcasting skill tutorials and beginner gear shops were situated. She barely paid attention to the elven shopkeeper, instead taking advantage of the launch day discount to exchange her starting staff for a blue rarity one with no fancy effects, just a pure stat boost to her MGI. Then it was off to get her magic skill deeper in the building.
She walked through the halls with great pace of someone hurrying along yet refusing to be seen as undignified, quickly barrelling into the office of an NPC tutor for Runecraft. There was only one other player in the room, a tall human man, with blue hair tied into a ponytail and red eyes. His starter gear was a set of simple black robes and blue fur-lined hooded coat. Grumbling good naturedly, he gave Mirana a pat on the arm as he made his way out.
The momentary confusion at "Grimnir"s familiarity was quickly tossed as she approached the NPC behind the desk.
The NPC's eyes flickered over to Mirana's staff and her Customer Service™ smile softened a little bit as she slid a book over to Mira. "I can tell you're familiar already, so we can skip the course and get some free time for both of us. Here, the College approved refresher." The elf grinned as she unceremoniously plopped into her seat behind the desk with a content sigh.
A quick skim later, she had her first skill equipped and was off to start the quest which would allow her to begin her adventure.
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