SLUGGER
There is a special taste to the air of spring. It is the taste of warmth, long forgotten in the bitter cold of winter. It is the taste of light, a promise from the sun assuring us we have not been abandoned. It is the taste of green, of life arising again from earth that was once so barren.
It is the taste of baseball.
"Hey batta batta batta! Swing batta! Swing!"
The all too familiar refrain pounds in your ears, a mockery you must endure.
"Can't hit it, can't hit it, swing batter swing!"
The jeers come from all around the diamond. The tall, skinny first baseman, the shorter, wiry second baseman, the twitchy shortstop who won't stop smacking his gum in between words, the stoic, unmoving third baseman who watches you with eyes more like an eagle's than a boy's. Even the outfielders are getting in on the fun, belting the words out with all the volume their lungs can muster.
The pitcher shakes his head. You glance at the scoreboard, a haphazard collection of numbers scrawled in white chalk.
4-5. Bottom of the ninth. Runner on second. Two outs.
You tap your wooden bat against each cleat, then against the mound of dirt in front of you. It is a poor man's equivalent of a home plate, but it serves.
The pitcher shakes his head again. He wipes the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, then nods.
That nod is everything to you. In an instant, the entirety of the world shrinks to a narrow strip of grass forty-six feet in length. The jeers and taunts fade into blissful nothingness, replaced only by the sound of your heart beating in your chest, of your blood pounding against your skin. The pitcher winds up, bringing his knee high, arm contorting as he twists his body in ways the human form was never meant to be twisted.
An instant later you swing.
You feel it first – a quiver in your hands – but not half a heartbeat later you hear it, the crack of wood on horsehide, the first and only note of the symphony you have been waiting to play your entire life. There is nothing else that can even approach this, you think as you finish your swing, following through, twisting your body at the hips. There is no greater triumph in this world than hitting a baseball.
The ball leaves your bat like a rocket, a streak of white and red against the clear blue of the spring sky. You do not even drop your bat, merely rest it on your shoulder as you admire your handiwork. The outfielders scramble backwards, their gloves lifted to the air, but before long they are at the fence that marks the end of the outfield, and are left to gape in impotent fury as the ball continues its flight, going going going until it is well and truly gone.
You lift your bat above your head and unleash a yell, a primal cry of dominance that carries across the diamond. "Home run!" You bellow, tilting your face back to drink in the warmth of the sun. "Home fucking run!" You are only ten, still a shade too young to appreciate the full gravity of the swear word, but you know that it is a word to be used when no other word can capture the magnitude of your emotion. You level your bat at those who had dared heckle you, their mouths pressed into tight, thin lines. "You better remember this!" you shout. "You better remember that I can hit anything! I'm Takahiro Takahiro, and I'm the greatest batter in the whole world!"
"Is that true now?" It is an unfamiliar voice that asks this question, a voice that rings not with the shill bravado of a boy, but the easy, baritone authority of a man. You whirl around to face the speaker, standing behind the backstop.
He is tall, even for an adult – though on second glance you find you're not really sure how old he is. His face, narrow and clean shaven, reminds you of your cousin, just out of high school, but his posture, the way he carries himself…in this, he evokes your father or grandfather, men heavy with the weight of the world. The red and white baseball cap he wears drenches his eyes in shadow, but his wry, self-assured smile is left exposed to the sun.
You strut towards him, until the two of you are separated by only a foot and a rusting chain link fence. You meet his eyes, so that he understands that you're not afraid of him – that you're not afraid of anything. "Better believe it," you tell him. "I can hit any pitch, any of 'em."
The man nods slowly, as if considering your words. "It was a hell of a home run," he admits. "How about a bet, then?" He reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a brown leather wallet, worn from use. Inside are a stack of bills, ones and fives and twenties, more money than you have ever dared to imagine. "If you can put your bat on one of my pitches before I strike you out, you can have all the money in here."
Your jaw falls open despite your best efforts to keep composure. "I don't even have to hit a home run?"
"You can hit a pop fly, a foul ball, anything. If there's contact, money's yours." He pauses for a moment, considering. "I'd rule out bunts, though. Not really in the spirit of the challenge."
You had never for a moment considered bunting anyway. "Yeah? And what do you get if you win?" you ask. "You're not one of those kid diddlers, are ya?" Your father is always telling you to watch out for kid diddlers.
The man laughs. "You don't have to worry about me," he says. "If I win…well, you don't really have anything that I want. So think of this as less of a bet and more of a challenge. If you lose, we shake hands and walk away."
You scratch your chin, considering. On the one hand, you've always wanted to be a billionaire. On the other, if you do lose this bet, the other kids are gonna…
Who are you kidding? As if you'd lose.
"You're on!" You shout, turning on your heel and retaking your spot at home plate. "Just get my money ready, got it?"
The man steps up onto the pitcher's mound, takes a look around, then takes several long steps back until he's about halfway between the mound and second base. "Is it okay if I pitch from here?" he calls. "I'm not as used to the smaller diamond."
You knock your bat against each cleat and then home plate. "Doesn't matter," you say. "Stand wherever you want."
"Great," the man says. He pulls a baseball from his jacket and tosses it in his hand, examining you. Then he waves the catcher out of the way. "It's better if you're off to the side," he calls. "That goes for everyone behind the fence too."
Your fingers tighten around the wooden handle of the bat. Who is this guy kidding, saying ridiculous stuff like that? The fence might not look like much, it might be rusty and crooked and older than dirt, but it was standing when your father first set foot on this diamond and it'll be standing long after your son steps off it for the last time. "You gonna jabber or pitch?" you shout. "I got things I wanna buy with your money."
The man's teeth flash white in the light of the sun. "Fastball," he calls, "right down the middle. Ready?"
"You're not supposed to tell me what you're pitching," you growl, more to yourself than anyone else. But your world shrinks, darkness erasing everything that isn't you or the pitcher or the baseball. The man winds up, his movements practiced, languid, and then-
There is a sound like a jet engine. You grunt in surprise and confusion, but you cannot even swing your bat before a concussive force slams into you, sending you stumbling backwards. You lose your balance and fall onto your ass into the dirt, heels over head.
It is several long moments before the dust finally settles. There is a circular hole in the fence directly behind the strike box, its edges still glowing cherry red. In the distance, you can see that a tree has fallen.
"Wh…what?" You whisper. The scene before you is impossible, and yet you can't deny what your eyes are telling you. The other kids are similarly flabbergasted, sitting or kneeling in the dirt and dust and grass, their jaws hanging open.
The man only smiles and bounces another baseball on his palm. "That's strike one," he says as you push yourself to your feet.
You decide not to argue with him, even if you didn't technically see the pitch go through the strike zone. Instead you retake your place at home, though the mound of dirt is rather worse for the wear after enduring the last pitch's shock wave.
You tap your bat against each cleat, then against the plate. The habit calms you, driving away the doubt and confusion and letting your focus crystalize. You've faced good pitchers before, hit crazy fastballs before. This may be on a different level, but it's not fundamentally different from anything you've already seen. Now that you know what to expect…
"Same as last time," the man shouts, winding up. "Same pitch, same place!"
You start your swing before he's midway through his motion, bat slicing through the air so quickly the wind whistles as it passes. There is another storm of force and wind and dust as the ball rockets through the strike zone, fire trailing after it like a deranged comet – but there is no quiver in your hands, no crack of bat against ball, no opening note of glorious contact.
"Strike two," the man says, cracking his knuckles. Maybe it's just a trick of the light, but you see something in his eyes, a glint of surprise or amusement.
You grit your teeth and look down at your bat. The wood is old and well worn, every inch of it familiar to you – except for a streak of scorched wood, black soot and cherry red embers.
You glance back at the fence, which has sprouted another smoldering hole. The ball. You hadn't hit it, not quite, but you'd come close enough for the heat of its passing to mark to your bat. Your lips twist into a fierce, ragged smile, and you take your stance. "Fine then!" You roar, voice alight with the defiance and invincibility of youth.
The man adjusts his hat, eyes vanishing into the shadow of the brim. "Whatever you say, kid," he says, raising the ball high. You get the briefest glimpse of his fingers twisting around the laces in the most curious way before he winds up. "Right down the middle again…Featherball."
You almost swing early, like you did for the second pitch, but at the last second you hear his words and stop yourself. The ball leaves the man's hand but there is not roar like a jet engine, no burst of wind and heat signaling the ball's passage. Instead the ball flies in a gentle, curving arc, spinning almost lazily as it goes.
You narrow your eyes.
Is he…playing with you?
The boys your age can throw pitches harder than that. Does he mean to throw the contest, giving you an easy pitch? Does he want to humiliate you? Your fingers tighten around the handle until you can feel the wood splinter beneath your grip. You move to swing, eyes locked on the ball, picturing the moment when it slams into the smug bastard's face and you take his money to the cheers of an adoring crowd.
You swing…and the moment before your bat touches the ball, it drifts out of the way.
Your eyes widen, to better drink in the impossibility of the sight. The ball, which instants before had been travelling in a slow, predictable arc, suddenly floats up, over and around your bat, like a leaf buffeted by a summer wind. Your mouth falls open as the ball drifts past you and lands softly in the dirt behind home plate.
The diamond is completely, utterly silent, devoid even of the chirping of birds or rustling of the wind. You bend down and pick the ball up, half expecting your fingers to slip through it, a phantasm in the shape of a baseball. But it feels normal in your hand, solid and warmed by the sun.
"Here," the man says from behind you. You whirl to see him not a foot away from you, his entire face cloaked in shade except for the barest gleam of a smile. He reaches into his wallet and pulls the bills from them, handing them to you.
You take them in stunned silence, and watch as the man walks away.
*
Six hours later, you throw the crumpled bills at the back of the man's head. "Ow," he says, but there's more surprise in his tone than pain. He turns to look at you. "What the shit, kid?"
It is sunset. You have spent the better part of the day running all over town, searching for the mysterious man with the red and white baseball cap. It is only by sheer coincidence that you found him, sitting on a rock at the top of the hill overlooking your town. Gehrigville might be a backwater, but the light of the setting sun can weave beauty and wonder from even the greatest banality, and for a moment the sight of your home takes your breath away. Then you remember why you're here.
"I don't want your stupid money," you say, crossing your arms. "I didn't earn it."
The man laughs. "Kid," he says, bending down to pick the money up, "you earned it."
You dig in your heels – not just metaphorically but also physically, to make your point of view as clear as possible. "The deal was that if I hit your pitch, I get your money. But I didn't."
"The game was rigged from the start," the man says. His wry smile has returned. "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Take the money."
"I don't want the money!"
The man's grin falters for the barest fraction of a second. Then he shrugs and slips the money into his back pocket. "Okay then, kid," he says. "What do you want?"
You swallow, girding up your courage, the drop to your hands and knees. "I want you to teach me!"
The man arches an eyebrow. "Teach you?"
You stare at the dirt, tears welling in your eyes. You don't feel sad – but you feel so much. "My dream…" you say "is to be a man who can hit any pitch."
"I see. And why exactly is that?"
You frown. "What?"
"It's kind of a funny dream," the man says. "You could dream of a million dollars, or the love of a beautiful girl, or to be king of the world. But you want to hit baseballs. Why is that?"
You are silent for a long time, struggling to find the right words to describe the taste of spring air, the rhythm of an anxious diamond, the symphony of wood on horsehide. But every time you think you have a chance to describe the smallest piece, the words fall apart in your head, leaving you with nothing.
Finally, after an agonizingly long time, you look up at the man. "Because it's
baseball."
The man laughs. "Stand up, kid."
You stand, and the man pats you on the head. "I'll give you a few pointers," he says, looking out over the town, as the last vestiges of sunset vanish over the horizon. "You can be my disciple, Takahiro Takahiro."
In the six years that pass, you are…
[x] A delinquent
[] An upstanding citizen