WhiteSilver hovered far above the forests, below her were no doubt countless enemies and players, all carrying on and about their business without a care in the world for the pixie hovering just out of their sight. She had spent a good few hours here over the past several days, on the hunt for a lucrative yet simple prize: a World Item.
Her brother had given up the hunt a few days prior, deeming it a waste of time, and even she had lost most of her interest. Still, more intel about the target had recently come through, and although none of it helped them pinpoint his location, it did explain more about what the item was.
Apparently it was a consumable, one-time-use World Item, although seemingly not one of the 'Twenty' that were the strongest in the game, just one of the many that could bend in-game rules slightly. Still, it being a single-use item meant that she or the clan could easily use it without worrying about having to hold onto it. The clan had already lost the World Item 'Atlas' to another group previously, so not having to worry about it being stolen would be optimal for the group. Still, the question was
why haven't they used it yet? The answer was either that the situation to do so hadn't presented itself yet, or alternatively they were hoping to use it as leverage in a deal of sorts, perhaps to garner more supplies or scare off threats. With who or what didn't matter; what mattered was that he seemingly still had it in his possession, and that was the important part.
As she thought of what the World Item could be, she watched for players. Anyone in a group was instantly a non-target. The target worked almost exclusively alone, and his stealth-based build meant he wouldn't even enlist Mercenary NPCs either. If a player was in a group, there was no use in firing upon them, and doing so would only alert more players to her hunt. If the target ever learned there was someone PKing here, he would never show up.
After a few minutes of searching, she finally spotted someone; a lone player wandering alone through the woods. He wore no armor, either being a spellcaster or a more agile-based class like a rogue. A prime candidate.
WhiteSilver raised her rifle, pointing it in the direction of her next victim. Countless circles appeared around her and along the barrel of her rifle, loading her magical shot. A few moments later she pulled the trigger, unleashing a powerful beam of [Grand Catastrophe] down at the lone player.
The World Disaster class was a dynamic one, and although the attacks were all functionally the same, they adjusted based on the other classes of the player. In WhiteSilver's case, they manifested through her rifle, given her classing into gunners. In Ulbert's case, they became massive meteors, and in the case of the mage she usurped the class from, direct and massive explosions.
Soon the beam of chaotic energy made impact with its target, a massive flash blinding all within the forest as a ball of light several stories high engulfed the player. In an instant he was dead, his health dropping to zero as WhiteSilver landed roughly onto the ground to see what she had won from his death, ensuring nobody was nearby to get the jump on her.
Amidst the few items the player dropped was what appeared to be a standard lump of clay. Despite its basic appearance, the light of the sun gently shimmered against its surface, causing it to stand out amidst the otherwise fairly high-tier items the player dropped. Picking up the blob of clay, she almost gasped in shock.
Looking at the UI pop-up told her exactly what she had been waiting to see; '[Clay of Creation] - [World Class Item].' A brief skimming through its info page taught her all she needed to know about the item, instantly sending it into her inventory to hide it from possibly prying eyes who could be arriving given the unavoidable theatrics of her unleashed spell of choice.
Despite the name getting her hopes up about potentially being able to create
anything, the item in particular seemed to be for creating an NPC, a feat that usually required a Guild Base. With this World Item, she could theoretically create her own to join her as a companion without the need to rely on the shitty AI of the mercenary NPCs, who were dumber than rocks most of the time. Despite its apparent utility, she couldn't help herself from feeling a tad bit disappointed considering the stories she heard about the other World Items. Disappointment or not, this was still a World Item, and although she could easily use this without another word, she was a productive member of her clan and would prove herself as such. She would bring this up to them before doing anything further. However, with how late it was getting, she was better off logging out for the night… Once she was in a safe location first, that is.
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Tana sighed as the clock struck the end of her shift. In her first life, she would have normally been satisfied with a long day's work, knowing that it was yet another step closer to her ambition to become a comfy executive. Now she found said motivation increasingly difficult to come by, even despite her beliefs. This wasn't the free market she had once lived through, this was a corrupt corporatocracy that was functionally little different from communism, barring some legal jargon.
Still, she was determined and refused to give up that easily, but the data she had experienced and researched spoke for itself. She wasn't moving, she wasn't even
close. Sure, she was still relatively young, but even despite her skills, experience, and accomplishments, they all fell on deaf ears in a corporation that cared little for expanding or even replacing its upper ranks. It almost felt impractically stupid how they refused time and time again to let her rise upwards, given especially how many of the upper echelons were only present because they were literal offspring of further higher-ups.
If she had to guess, Being X possibly had something to do with it, but given the state of the world and what she heard from colleagues and acquaintances alike, this was likely just how things were. If there was one way up, it was through being born into the right families, and that was it. If you weren't lucky, you could die and nobody would care. If you were, the management positions were handed to you on a 24 karat golden platter with a 12-course meal of endless riches, perfect healthcare, and a meaningful life.
It all felt dull to her. It was repetition with no progress, stagnation in the upper lower classes rather than in the lower upper classes. It was a progress bar that hadn't moved from 5% in even ten hours. In her previous life, such stagnation would have come from a reason. Nobody stagnated without it being some fault of their own or due to some awful accident too improbable to make a dent in the statistics. Perhaps in a way, she was a result of one of those improbable accidents, but from what she heard from her peers, it was seemingly the standard of this world. She wasn't one to quit, but she also wasn't one to ignore the sisyphean nature of the task in front of her.
Time and time again she had searched for some other route upwards, another job or career perhaps, but none of them came with any real hope to move forward, in fact many were worse than the route she held now. She was stuck in endless stagnation with the only hope being that something,
anything, happened to allow her an opening. For now, she had no choice but to wait. She could try to sell her body to the higher-ups, but that route was both morally repugnant and rumored to be a quick way to an "accident" that removed you from your lease on life. The fact she even
thought of such an idea was a testament to how deep this world drove her to insanity.
Standing up from her computer, she made her way to the elevator, carrying her protective gear in her right arm as she stepped inside. The elevator was quiet, just her and a coworker getting off at the same time as her, seemingly equally as quick with clocking out as she was.
"Suzuki Satoru, right?" Tana asked, looking up at the man who was a good bit taller than her, although was seemingly about the same age. Unfortunately, Being X had cursed her with short height once again in this life.
The man seemed completely zoned out, blinking a few times before finally processing what she had said, "Huh? Oh right – Yes, that's me. Tana right?"
Tana nodded, "I sent you and some others an email about some things I need looked over. I sent it just before clocking out so you probably haven't seen it yet, just be sure to check it sometime tomorrow, the earlier the better."
Satoru nodded, "Yes, of course. Thank you for telling me, I'll get to that tomorrow."
"You seem distracted, is something going on?" Tana asked, trying her best to sound empathetic. To her credit, she was actually quite good at it when she wanted to. She'd be lying if she said she genuinely cared about the individual lives of the random coworkers she had, but if she wanted a chance to move up, she needed all the cards possible. That included being a friend to all her coworkers. A bit of small talk with the right person could mean everything, after all, and who knows who might have a powerful cousin who could help secure her future?
Satoru seemed startled at the conversation but simply scratched the back of his neck nervously as he explained, "Oh, no it's nothing like that. I'm just thinking of what I'm going to be doing when I get home. I-I don't let it interrupt my work or anything like that though, don't worry about it…"
Satoru knew better than to piss off Tana. She was friendly with all of her coworkers, but also arguably the best at her job, and made certain that everyone else kept up the near-breakneck pace too. She was determined to make sure the department she was in wasn't falling behind, even if she could only do so much without being a manager of some kind. Frankly it was surprising to everyone that she hadn't been promoted yet. But given the nature of the company and work in this time period, he understood why she wouldn't be that lucky. Still, some of his coworkers speculated that she had pissed off
someone really high up, who that was or what she did is still unclear even if that was the case.
Their manager was highly incompetent too, but this was this and that was that.
Regardless, if she found out you were slacking off, even if she couldn't do anything about it besides inform management, the glares she would give you would seemingly pierce right into your soul. If not for fear of
her, he probably would be a bit lazier when it came to his actual work.
"Ah, I see. That's good, it must be something really exciting then," Tana commented with a professional smile.
Satoru merely glanced away nervously, hoping the elevator ride would end soon. Unfortunately, most buildings in the city were extraordinarily tall, and while architecture had advanced greatly in the last century, elevator technology had somehow stagnated, at least as far as this building was concerned.
Still, a mixture of his fear and the genuine friendliness she was giving off encouraged him to keep talking. "Well it's more of a video game than anything, a game called Yggdrasil to be exact, I doubt you'd really understand," he explained, hoping bringing up a topic like video games would throw her off.
"Yggdrasil, huh? I've played that somewhat," Tana commented, causing Satoru to turn with a shocked expression. Tana raised her eyebrow at his face. "I have a personal life too, you know. But I suppose I don't strike you as someone who's into a game like that. Normally I wouldn't, but my brother got me into it, so I suppose I'll stick with it."
"I suppose not… Sorry, I didn't mean to jump to any conclusions," Satoru muttered, scratching the back of his neck again.
Tana turned back towards the elevator doors as the number above it inched closer to one. "Although I'm sure it could be fun to talk about Yggdrasil, it's about time I leave. Just remember to keep your game life out of your work. Don't want to be distracted trying to think of how to beat some dungeon boss."
"Right, of course," Satoru muttered as the elevator doors opened and the two parted ways.
As Satoru walked away he was left a bit startled. To think the terrifying devil of the office was somehow also a fellow Yggdrasil player was shocking to hear.
He could only dread just what kind of terrifying monstrosity she was playing and hope he never got on her bad side in-game.
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Suzuki Satoru logged onto Yggdrasil as he felt reality warp around him. Soon, he looked down to see skeletal hands dressed in dark elegant robes. His avatar Momonga fully materialized in a room of almost undetailed grey material. On one side of the room was an exit, walking through it would lead the player into the game, usually where they logged out.
Normally this room would be empty, at most with a few other people around who tended to go straight for the door. When he did see people, none of them were those he recognized, however for the first time since he started playing, he actually did.
Walking over he waved his hand, an emoticon appearing next to his avatar. "Hey, WhiteSilver! Seems we logged on at the same time. Don't think I've ever met someone in this room before."
WhiteSilver looked up from her UI, turning to Momonga and nodding in response, "Ah, same here, you almost startled me. Sorry, I was busy trying to read more about this item I got yesterday. I was going to show it to the clan today."
"If it's worth bringing up to most of the clan, it's gotta be something interesting. What is it?" Momonga asked, sending a question mark next to his face with instinctive muscle memory.
WhiteSilver pulled out what at first glance was merely a boring piece of clay. Confused, he ran an inspection on it only to jump back in shock. "Holy shit!"
WhiteSilver quickly put the clay away, assuming Momonga had realized just what it was. "It seems to allow me to make an NPC without a guild base. The NPC will function just like an NPC made from a guild base would, except with the guild base technically being me. As such if it dies, I can revive them with gold, and I can fully customize their stats, classes, levels, and gear. Theoretically, this item allows me to request aspects of the NPC that aren't even possible for players to have, which could be quite useful."
"Depending on how you use it, it could either be incredibly OP or painfully mediocre. That being said, it
is a World Item. That fact alone, along with the immunity to other World Items you get just by holding it or being linked to it, makes it very valuable. Honestly, I wouldn't fault you if you just decided to use it selfishly."
WhiteSilver scoffed, "I wish to actually be a
productive member of our clan. Best to see what others think we should do it with. Even I can admit that it's not the
best World Item to begin with, but maybe we can trade it off for something good if we have to."
"I understand, well we should probably stop stalling then. I presume your brother is already online as usual?" Momonga continued, to which WhiteSilver nodded.
"He gets off a bit before me, so he's usually already on by the time I get home nowadays."
Without another word, the two walked through the hallway towards the exit, reentering the game proper.
After a few minutes it wasn't long before the two of them had made their way to the Clan Base, most active members of the clan already being present and beginning to go about their plans, teleporting or flying off.
Soon WhiteSilver and Momonga approached the largest group of people, consisting of some of the top and most active members of the clan. Although gathering everyone around for a meeting was tricky, if this group of people could agree on something, the clan was almost certain to go along with it anyways.
As they approached the group that stood huddled around a small table, WhiteSilver tossed the clay onto it, causing a few to look down and stop their conversation.
"Is that…?" Buku muttered under her breath.
A proud laugh came from Ulbert, "Ahahaha! You fuckin' got em! Nice job!"
"What do you mean by 'got em?'" Pero inquired, a confused face appearing with the tap of a button.
Ulbert shrugged and explained, "Some idiot with a World Item pissed off a friend who told us all we needed to know to track him down. I gave up looking a bit ago, but it seems my fellow disaster managed to catch em'."
WhiteSilver nodded, "Yes, I got this World Item from randomly one-shotting some player in the middle of the forest. Killed him long before he could probably even find out who I was. Best he could probably deduce is that it was a World Disaster, one that had access to long-range magic. But there's about a dozen of us, so best of luck to him in narrowing it down."
Touch Me, the clan leader, stared at the item, reading information on it as he ran inspection on it. "So, what do you plan to do with this? The Clan doesn't technically have any rules on World Items unless they're obtained as a group like Atlas was. Since you got this all on your own, I'd argue it's yours to use."
WhiteSilver shook her head. "I wanted to see if the clan would have any use for it. I didn't want to just use it without seeing if we might need it first."
Touch Me looked at the World Item and thought for a few moments, ultimately declaring, "I see… Truth be told, no matter what we do, if we use it, it's gonna be bound to
someone as the 'creator' of it. Might as well be you. It's not like we could trade it off either, even if we
can get a good deal for a world item like this, we'd be basically asking to get tricked and robbed. It's best if we use it quickly, lest we get another World Item stolen. Besides, even if we did have a use for it, your brother would kill me if I tried to use it instead of you."
"Damn right," Ulbert responded, grinning behind the unmoving expression of his avatar.
WhiteSilver picked up the clay once again, peering down at it with curiosity. She had been thinking a lot about how to possibly use it for the clan, but she had only briefly gone over how to use it for herself. Now that she was, she was getting plenty of ideas.
"If you wouldn't mind…" The braineater Tabula Smaragdina politely raised his hand, his masked face turning down to glance at the lump of clay. "I would love to help you write the request to the devs for that item. I've heard of that item being used once before, albeit said NPC was made incredibly mediocrely, and I am quite interested to see its potential. Given its World Item status, it could open the door to all sorts of interesting abilities and possible exploits for the NPC. Though I don't have too many ideas right now, I could easily help you min-max your ideas."
"I suppose I didn't have any specifics in mind anyways, so help in making it stronger would be appreciated," WhiteSilver responded with a nod to Tabula.
"Just what kind of build were you going to give this NPC of yours do you think?" Tabula continued, taking the clay himself and reading its description.
"My build is a glass cannon. I have more than enough firepower for three people, but I lack any sort of defense. I was thinking of making a counter-build to my own. An NPC specced fully into the sheer defensive and protective capabilities at the cost of their own firepower and range, albeit one that can still keep up with my speed and maneuvers."
Tabula nodded along with her explanation, intrigued by her idea. "So a personal bodyguard basically? I can see that being very useful for your build."
"If not for your World Disaster class, I'd say that'd be a waste. But since you have more than enough firepower for both of you and abysmal defenses, having a bodyguard to defend you against attacks you can't dodge could be very interesting," Pero remarked.
"I'd be more interested to see what kind of monstrosity of a build comes out when your sole focus is on defense with little to no care for offensive capabilities. WhiteSilver is already a build that's the opposite of that – all firepower with no care for defense – but even she specced into more than sheer offense. An NPC with just defense with a side of agility would be a terrifying flying brick wall," Buku remarked with a shifting of her slime, chuckling.
"Wasn't there already a player with a build like that? The one with the flying turtle? Though if I recall, she makes up for her lack of firepower with a bunch of overpowered items and classes, probably a few Cash Items too," Momonga brought up to the collective shivers of some of his clanmates.
Tabula raised his hand, "Indeed. She's actually a friend of mine, though the absurdities of her build are more a result of her tendency to occasionally stumble into exploits rather than intentional self-empowerment. However, what she's done accidentally, we could recreate
intentionally. Add on the additional bonuses of a Heteromorph class and flight and we could make a beast that could rival the highest defensive stats of anyone in the game."
"Something along those lines would probably work…" WhiteSilver responded, taking the clay back from Tabula and opening the box to make a request to the devs. Unfortunately, the use of the World Item wasn't as instantaneous as most of them were. She would need to wait for the devs to respond, however, during that time the item wouldn't be in her possession, meaning losing it wasn't something she needed to be worried about. It was officially in the hands of the devs now, and if she died it'd still stay in the queue for attention.
Still, depending on what she requested, she could get completely different things. It would take a lot of thought and consideration to decide just what
type of defensive build she wanted to craft. She was the sword, she just now had to make the shield.
The group watched with interest as WhiteSilver and Tabula walked over to nearby seats to discuss the finer details of her future creation. As they left, a few others in the group walked away as well, leaving only Momonga, Buku, Pero, and Touch Me left standing there in interest.
"She is quite the interesting player, I'll say that much," Touch Me commented, pulling out some maps. "Though having seen her fight with [Perfect Warrior] before you'd think she was a monk main with how skillfully she could fight, especially when dodging. Ulbert said this was one of her first dive video games besides a few shooters. I wonder where she learned to fight like that."
"Some people have hobbies, you know. Some parts of the world are quite dangerous, after all, perhaps she needs to know how to defend herself," Buku responded, casually giving a shrugging emoticon.
"Whatever she played before certainly gave her some interesting ideas. I've never heard of a build like hers – at least not to the extremes that she's taken it – let alone anyone who could execute it to that level. She's taken a dream roleplaying build and turned it into a fully viable strategy through sheer skill," Pero admired, folding his arms and looking at the table where WhiteSilver and Tabula were avidly discussing minor points and battle tactics.
The pink slime to his left quickly raised an arm and slapped him on the back of the head. Although no damage was registered, the message was still sent. "Stop staring, idiot! We both know you pay so much attention to her because she's got a flat chest!"
Pero waved his sister off with a groan, "We both know there's no way in hell I'd get with her, even if I knew her IRL. If she didn't kill me herself, Ulbert certainly would. It's like those mantis bugs that get their heads bitten off after sex. Except I wouldn't even get to the first date."
Buku sent a smug emoticon, teasing, "Oh so you're not denying it?"
"Sure she's attractive, not my type though. She reminds me too much of you when she gets angry. Really you should hang out more, you're nearly the same person–" Pero explained.
"Ey!" Buku snapped, her voice dropping its higher pitch as she raised her hand again.
"–and although her short height is definitely appealing, she frankly scares me. Besides, I think she's into chicks anyways."
"You two should probably stop discussing this before either she or Ulbert hears you," Momonga suggested, the conversation ending abruptly afterward.
Momonga suppressed a sigh; Pero could be a bit deranged sometimes, but it was all in good fun. That being said, Momonga knew that he really shouldn't push his luck with topics like that, especially with game permissions. Still, his sister would likely sort him out later, best for him not to add onto the impending rant he's bound to deal with once he logged off.
"Where did Ulbert go anyways?" Pero asked, glancing around and noticing that Ulbert had seemingly left the clan base entirely.
"I believe he's become interested in trying to recreate a World Item capable of summoning armies of demons. He's only just started work on the project, but apparently there's still quite a few more niche items he needs to grind for to even create a prototype," Momonga explained simply.
Before the topic shifted, Tabula and WhiteSilver returned to the group. "Well then, now all we need to do is wait for the devs to review the request an-" WhiteSilver stopped as a popup appeared on her UI.
<Dev Request Approved - Select Confirm to Summon NPC>
"Huh… Well then…" she muttered, selecting confirmation as instructed as the clay once more appeared before her, hovering mid-air. It began to glow and warp for a few seconds before manifesting into a woman of generally basic features with large glowing wings extruding from their back. Their attire was basic plated armor with a large but visually bland tower shield attached to their right arm, their left holding a much smaller but still equally bland one-handed shield.
The NPC was one of the randomly generated appearances that players could create if they lacked the skills or care to design the finer details of their avatar or NPCs.
Momonga walked over and analyzed the new NPC, commenting, "An angel, huh? Interesting choice."
"I heard the devs usually just skim over requests for World Items like these, but I didn't think they'd approve it
this quickly," Tabula commented with surprise, leaning forward.
"What's with the angel pick anyway? You're gonna scare off your brother with something like that considering his own race," Pero asked, his voice filled with a bit of disappointment as he added, "Also you went with a basic rando design? Boooring! C'mon, you gotta customize it somewhat at least! Yggdrasil uses your brain to run itself, so it's pretty good at copying anything you can imagine, so surely you can imagine something more unique than that."
WhiteSilver walked past Pero and scoffed, almost wanting to ignore him. "The angel pick is simple. For one, there's only so many races that provide flight without needing to invest in a specific class for it, and every class and level counts. Intrinsic flight through racial abilities is far cheaper to maintain than using the spell-based [Fly] or other alternatives. Secondly, the other flight races don't work as well as my support. Pixies and Fairies, although good supports overall, are completely lacking in innate defensive and physical capabilities. Demons and their variants such as Succubi are far more invested in sheer firepower, although not a bad option in all fairness. Angels meanwhile allow for flight, tankiness, and even some support traits like healing. Whether I like it or not, the cultural idea of a 'guardian angel' has led the devs to give some of the angel classes quite a bit in the realm of protecting teammates."
WhiteSilver meanwhile turned back towards her NPC, opening up its customization panel. With a sigh, she remarked, "I suppose you're right on customization. My apologies but…" She closed her eyes as she imagined what she wanted the NPC to look like. Although closing her eyes was unnecessary for the system to work, as soon as she opened them, the appearance of the NPC had dramatically changed. Now it resembled someone from her past life she used to know; Viktoriya Serebryakov. She didn't feel perfectly right using her likeness, but she couldn't think of anyone better to fill the role of her bodyguard.
"Who are you apologizing to?" Pero inquired, a tad confused at WhiteSilver's comment.
"Nobody, I was talking to myself more than anything." WhiteSilver suppressed a sigh and began to reconsider the NPC's appearance. It felt… disrespectful. Perhaps it was best to let the memories sleep in her head, though perhaps mockery is flattery in a way. Would Visha be flattered or confused by her decision? In the end, WhiteSilver decided she would likely be the former, and that was enough to keep it as it was. It was more than just a visual replication of her former adjutant, it was a constant reminder of how low Being X was willing to go just to convert
one person. How many additional deaths had Being X caused in his crusade?
How could he do all of that and still call himself a benevolent God? How could he demand faith when all he did was needlessly slaughter. How could he-
"WhiteSilver, are you alright?"
Momonga's voice snapped WhiteSilver out of her own internal thoughts. Although her avatar's face was apathetic as ever, her fists were balled up and shaking with rage. Quickly calming herself, she sent a smiling emoticon to reassure her allies. "I'm fine, don't worry about it."
"If you say so…" Momonga muttered, sounding unconvinced.
Pero meanwhile leaned forward, eyeing over the NPC's new appearance, sending a smug emoticon as his gaze turned towards its chest. "Looks like WhiteSilver's definitely got a type. Told ya', definitely into chi-"
<Bukubukuchagama has left [Nine's Own Goal]>
<✠WhiteSilver✠ has left [Nine's Own Goal]>
A moment later, Pero's avatar was sent flying across the Clan hall, left on critical HP as Buku and WhiteSilver stood, fists raised where he was once standing.
As the two accepted Touch Me's invites back into the Clan, Buku respectfully bowed and apologized, "Sorry about my brother. That idiot doesn't know when to shut his mouth."
"I'm sorry you have to deal with that…" WhiteSilver muttered to Buku with a polite nod in her direction. "It's not that big of a deal though, I understand he's not that serious, just a moron."
Truth be told, he probably wasn't wrong either, despite having been a girl for arguably longer than she was ever a guy, her male preferences had never truly faded. Though she's never been too interested in a relationship anyways, even if she did once consider it in her first life. Especially now she has no interest in any relationship, male or female.
"Getting back on-topic," Tabula began, "I'd be interested to help you gather the needed materials to level up the NPC properly. My ideas to maximize her potential only begin with the dev request. If you don't mind some experimentation, I wish to use this as an opportunity to plan for my magnum opus, whenever we should become a proper guild."
Touch Me hummed to himself as Tabula mentioned a guild, glancing around briefly before being interrupted by Momonga.
"Touch Me? What's up?" Momonga asked, looking at the armored insectoid.
Touch Me shook his head, "I may have an idea for this clan going forward, but I'll need a few days at least before I settle on the best course of action."
Momonga gazed at Touch Me, perplexed, but simply let it go. When Touch Me needed to think about something like that, it was probably rather important. Momonga was quick to assume that his input likely wouldn't be all too helpful, given Touch Me's tone.
"Well if we have nothing better to do, grinding to maximize this NPC could be fun to do with a group," Momonga remarked, turning towards Buku and Pero, the latter of which was finally healing from his pummeling a few moments prior. "What about you two? It wouldn't exactly be the most optimal party, but it could be fun."
"I suppose I owe it to her…" Pero mumbled, scratching the back of his head as if he was actually hurt from the attack.
Buku adopted a cutesy voice she gained from years of voice acting, shouting, "Let's do it! The first NPC of our clan! The progenitor of what's to come!"
"We shouldn't get ahead of ourselves," Tabula remarked, "Even if we became a proper guild tomorrow, we still wouldn't have a permanent base to make NPCs yet."
Buku slithered over and patted Tabula on the shoulder, "You don't gotta be a downer all the time! Look at how big the clan is, we'll be a proper guild with a base in no time!"
Touch Me seemed even more in his own world now, Pero even waving his hand in front of his eyes to no response. "Huh, didn't think someone could be AFK in a dive game."
Touch Me looked up and quickly stammered, "Oh sorry, I'll be on my own today. Busy thinking about some things. You five go on ahead."
"Alright, whatever you say." Pero shrugged and walked forward, opening his map, "Now then, where we droppin'?"
"Oh shut up!" Buku spat.
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Chapter IV: Glory to Ainz Ooal Gown!
Beta Readers:
LuckCrusader: One must imagine Tanya happy.
Fish Tank: Gotta love that double whammy that Pero received.
Dr. Rx: Huh. Tanky Visha. Instead of a gun she's got a shield! Let's see where this goes.