Episode 6: Black Canary Blues
The Wetz building. Four stories of brown brick in a sea of houses.
The first floor is the local grocer and liquor store.
Above are cheap apartments.
And down below is the Black Canary.
The neighborhood bar.
That place everybody comes together after the Sionis packing plant lets out a six, where everybody comes together to watch the big game.
The home away from home where once a week we all come together.
And that is what it was to me. Home. Yes I have that basement I sleep in, and the house I share with those two nuts upstairs. But that place is two sizes bigger that it really needs to be and its lonely in the middle of the day when all the normal people are at work. So my home. My real home. Is on a stool at the Black Canary.
At the Canary, there are just three rules.
Rule number one: Always pay your tab.
Rule number two: The house is always right
And rule three: If the house is wrong, see rule two.
So here I sit, perched upon the stool at the end of the bar. Those three rules lit in neon among the beer signs above the bar.
Yep, a home away from home. As I nurse my beer, fond thoughts of home float by in the foam. Old home… and new.
As I trace the rim of the glass I remember the cigarette wedged in my ear. With a sigh I stuck it in my mouth, fumbling through pockets for a lighter.
The striker sparked once, twice, three times…
"Stupid cheap piece of shit…"
FWACK!
Something smacks me in the back of the head. My cigarette shoots out across the bar.
"Smokin's for customers. NOT employees. Now get back to work. Maybe you'll pay off your tab sometime before they put me in the ground."
Every factory has a boss, every city a mayor, each army a general, school a principle. And the Canary has its owner. One old, blind, cantankerous, penny pinching, black woman named... Well nobody actually knows her name, as far as I know. But everybody calls her Nana.
As I get off the stool and re-synched the stained white apron around me I shoot a finger at the snickering blond behind the bar.
"I don't want to hear it Lance."
That was Dinah Lance. The Black Canary's quiet bartender, leather jacket aficionado, and occasional singer.
I plucked a toothpick out of a jar as I walked back to the kitchen, wedging it in my teeth I trudged back to my station in the kitchen, scrubbing floors.
"Hey, you should know better than to try that round here man."
"Shut up Rico"
"I mean, those thing. They kill you. Though I'm not sure which will get ya first. The smokes, or Nana whipping you for usin them at work."
"Shut. Up. Rico."
"I mean, look at me. I used to be a pack a day man before I got here. Now? Now, I'm the best cook in Gotham County."
"Ya, best cook my ass, I'll show you how to cook you water burning…."
Rico smiled as I muttered my way through the minutes. He was a good guy, Rico. Big busy mustached guy who worked in the Canary's kitchen. He talked a big game, but in his defense, he made a damn good reuben.
Time went on. He hummed to himself as he sharpened a set of knives. I scrubbed the floor towards the round metal drain in the corner. Then he broke the silence.
"You know. There's been something that's been bugging me."
"Well if its lice, I'd recommend a good bath and a new haircut."
"Ah, funny aren't we. No, what's bugging me is why you do this?"
"What?"
"This. To yourself. Why don't you pay your tabs? I asked Roxy about it. You got the money, two jobs. Why spend your time here, drinking, scrubbing floors and dishes."
"You and your good questions"
He chuckled at that.
But he had a good point, and I didn't have a good answer.
"I guess I'm just in kind of a weird place right now, y'know? In between things. I dunno."
That answer didn't really cut it but it was all I had. Maybe I just liked the place and wanted an excuse to not leave? Maybe Nana just reminded me of my great grandmother, and I'm just latching onto anything that I can. I dunno.
The front door slammed, hard.
Who's that?
Muffled talking drifted in through the order window.
I whispered at Rico
"Rico… Who is it?"
He cranked his neck to one side, getting a better look before he whispered back.
"Punks, Asians… three or four of them."
"Can you hear what they're saying?"
"No, they talking to Nana, boy is she getting mad."
"Should we do something? Rico? Hey… Whatcha staring at?"
In a sudden ridged movement, he held up a finger at me, stiff as a board, every sense seeming to strain to look through the kitchen wall.
For my part, I shut up and tried to listen in too, but shit acoustics and the background din of the kitchen killed that idea.
"Pinche!"
I didn't know what that meant, but I think I got the jist of it.
In a couple seconds, I was on my feet and out the kitchen door.
There they were. Three punk looking kids with neon dyed hair and jackets and another guy in a clean black suit.
"Everything OK Nana?"
I was behind the bar, where it flipped up to let people behind it. Dinah was down at the other end, cleaning a glass, eyes locked on the visitors. Rico held the door open behind me, leaning part of the way out of it. Nana sat on a stool near Dinah. They suit was leaning on the bar next to her, with the punk in formation behind him.
"Fine dear. Just telling these gentlemen that we already have insurance."
Then I saw why Rico freaked out. The man, the suit leaning on the bar had a long slender knife. He was testing the blade with his thumb.
"But do you have the right insurance?"
The man kept talking, never missing a beat when we appeared from the kitchen.
"We can do so much more for you than you know"
Nana just chuckled at that.
"Dear, I think that you don't know what this city can do to you. Now get out.
"Helen, would you be a dear and show them the door."
I flipped up the bar and walked over to the door.
The suit folded his knife and left in silence, the punks tailing behind one by one, protesting loudly in some gibberish language. One gesture from the suit as they reached the door silenced them.
I held the door open for them. Wouldn't want it to hit them on the way out now would we.
As they filled out, the suit was dignified, erect, eyes ahead. The punks shot me dirty looks from behind tacky sunglasses. And I returned the favor. Until the last one walked by and decided to take things one step further.
He spat. In my face. I blinked once, twice, and then the action finally registered.
Son of a bitch.
That grinning son of a bitch.
The punch was fast, he never saw it coming.
What he did see coming was the floor, which he hit with a very satisfying thud.
He also probably didn't see my foot going for his ribs either, not the first time, not the second time, not the third.
"FUCKER! I"ll kick the life out of ya you fucking cunt fucker!"
What I didn't see was his buddy wheel around and get me in the nose.
That sent me for a bit of a loop. Grasping at air, I caught ahold of they guy's coat sleeve and managed to haul myself up enough to look him in the nose, and then plant my forehead in it.
He stumbled back into the arms of nameless punk number three.
"My nose. Fucker, I'll…"
I wiped the blood from my face and was about to give the guy another object lesson when I suddenly found my arms unresponsive.
"The hell."
"That's enough Helen."
"Lance? Lemme go, I can take these little shits"
She bad both of my arms behind my back.
"Just calm down"
I'll show you calm you little…
Little…
Damnit.
Ok…
OK ok ok ok.
Deep breaths.
Deeeep breaths.
Everything smells like blood.
Damnit.
The son of a bitch got his. Its ok, calm down, calm down.
"Ok… Ok, I'm good."
"You sure?"
"Sure, ya, better than good. Great even, fan fucking tastic.
She let me shake away from her.
As I tried to plug by bleeding nose with the back of my hand, nameless punk number two was thrashing around in the arms of nameless thug number three until the suit shouted something short and very pissed off sounding. That made him sit still as the first guy slowly pulled himself back up to his feet.
As they finally left, I guessed as to how many ribs I'd broken on him. I smiled when I settled on one broken, two cracked. He deserved more.
With them gone, I now had to face the repercussions of my actions.
"I'm… um, sorry. I shouldn't have… I lost my…"
"No dear, he needed to learn a little respect, now get cleaned up and lemme take a look at you, anything broken?"
"Just my nose"
"Well go get some ice on it dear. Rico? Hand me the phone would you?"
Rico pulled the cordless off the wall and handed it to her. She dialed a number and started talking as I headed for the freezer.
"They're back".