"I figured Lord Kmita was our go-between – and he was. I meant no harm in it." You're too taken aback to properly bristle at the man's rudeness.
"Well," says Voivode Pac, "I'm inclined to say better late than never, Your Serene Highness, were it not for the import of where we reside, the meaning of the land entrusted to us." He grips his reins tightly. "Do you not understand that Orsza is a part of the Voivodeship? My Voivodeship? Your title is your title, Your Serene Highness, you are a prince of the Empire and of the highest birth, it is true, but…"
Alright.
"I showed up, my lord," you reply, now feeling your lungs inflate with heat. Who is he fooling, to make Orsza out to be some sort of jewel of Ruthenia? "You and I both know that senatorial castellancies are merely gifts from the King – governing optional. And still I governed."
The Voivode scoffs and blows a raspberry. "Yes, yes, Your Serene Highness, act as if you're here because of your own good will, guided by conscience the way you were at the Sejm: everyone knows that the most noble prince is here because he fell afoul of the King. Nothing more. In less than a week you could have come here, and still you didn't," he says with a pucker. "Making it into your own little fief, is that it?"
"Were Lord Kmita here, he would speak highly of my tenure," you say. Because of that bag of silver? No, no, on real merit. "The enemy's been driven back over the river – hopefully for the rest of the year – and I never took to bribery, nor false taxation, nor abusing the lordlings and little people." You know what these middling types tend to think of Radziwiłłowie.
He scowls. You rack your brain regarding anything you know of him. Pac-Pac-Pac-Pac, that's a familiar name, that's a familiar… "Are you not the Count Grand Marshal's brother-in-law?" you ask.
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"You know he is a great friend of my family, and a most noble and courageous soldier, and…"
You halt; Voivode Pac is turning red in the face. Even the horses seem to sense it, as Sztylet snorts and the Voivode's stomps once. "Your Serene Highness, you don't seem to understand. I am a friend of the family. His Serene Highness the Prince Hetman Krzysztof and I have worked closely and harmoniously for years."
You really do not want this to escalate. You've just met the man, and there's no use in having someone hurt or killed over a slip of the tongue, over a jab gone too far. You can smell the words "contest of honor" on the wind. What is something you can say to show this man you're no snot-nosed pup of a magnate? Well, tell him what you know. After all, it was one of the family's finest hours.
"Orsza is where my grandfather and I reckon your father or grandfather, too, clogged the Dniepr with barbarian corpses, for God delivered that day to the righteous." He's listening! "Sixty years next month. I know where I am, what I've walked into. And, so, I was focused."
"Hmph." The Voivode tilts his head slightly. "Hmph-hmph. At least you know where you come from, Your Serene Highness. Now, come and enjoy this city's hospitality." He seems… Begrudging.
"Thank you, my lord."
And, indeed, the whole affair is terse. Pac explains that your area of the Voivodeship faced the heaviest raiding this spring and summer, rather than the usual probing attacks (which still occurred, of course) around Witebsk and in Połockie Voivodeship – he attributes it to the work of local lords, likely operating on behalf of your old mark, Prince Szujski, rather than orders from their Caesar. The lack of meaningful information from Kmita's spies suggests as much – and that's all the Voivode is willing to tell you.
With the first crops of barley and rye ripening and the border quiet for weeks, Voivode Pac hustles you out of his city out of its westward gate with a reluctant well-wishing. There wasn't much to be done to win him over, but at least you earned his respect with just a handful of words.
Trumpets sound on the road to Uła, running parallel to the left bank of the Dźwina; a dustcloud headed by Radziwiłł black and yellow moves toward you at some speed. And he rides well ahead, before the rest, wearing a gleaming Western breastplate over a bright red żupan, peacock feather in his cap making him look even taller. You smile widely. Dear brother, what'll it be this time?
You can see the beginnings of his grinning face as he barrels toward you on his beautiful black stallion. Krzysztof draws his sword and thrusts upward, almost taking off his own ear, raising his cap over his head at swordpoint. And he slides out of the saddle to the left! It's a smooth, graceful motion; he hangs off his horse perpendicular to it, holding taut at the core, extending his sword arm as his cap bounces up and down, up and down. It's almost like he's standing on a wall.
He's nearly upon you, and you can hear your entourage clamoring to move out of the way. "Catch, brother!"
He flicks his saber and his cap flies at you. You stoop down and catch the dropping hat in the nick of time, just around your stirrup, almost pulling something in your shoulder. "Yes!" he shouts.
His horse rears up as he nearly crashes into your convoy, overshooting you. "Woah now, woah now!" he pats his horse's neck and looks back at you. You toss him his cap, and you shake your head. "Thank you very much," he says. "You know I couldn't help myself."
"You never can, can you?" You both dismount and hug; he pats you hard on the back. "I hope you've been walking with Christ."
"Walking with Christ," Krzysztof repeats, sounding mildly incredulous, but you're too happy to care. He breaks the embrace and leans back, taking a look at you. "It's been months, still getting used to you being home, honestly." His face lights up, and he flicks your left cheek. "Forgot all about that ear! You fighter, you." He waggles a couple stubby knucklebones at you. "Family tradition, no? It's a shame you ran afoul of Voivode Pac; he's a good man, if not a little sour, as you likely saw."
"I didn't think he'd take offense at my not visiting," you shrug. "It wasn't like I didn't want to collaborate; I just didn't."
"Ah, well, nevermind him. I'll talk to him sometime – I've mainly been out here, countering the dogs, burning village for village. It'll learn them, I hope." He claps you on the shoulder. "Heard you had yourself a great dance! Took some boyar prisoner."
"Oh, well, it was the men, not me, I can't take credit–"
"Nonsense!"
"Well, I gave Lord Kmita the ransom money. I'd have floundered without him out there."
"And I'm sure that friendly spider appreciated it!" laughs Krzysztof. "Nothing like sending him back to Czarnobyl a little bit heavier. Smart move. Didn't think you had it in you!"
"Well, I really did intend for it to be a gift and–"
"Gift-shmift. A gift is just a friendly bribe, isn't it?" he smiles. "Politicking without even knowing it, a consummate Radziwiłł. I missed you, brother!"
"Likewise, likewise." You bounce a little on your toes. "Well – to Uła?"
Krzysztof starts for his horse at your words. "I'll race you!"
[] "Very well!"
[] You click your tongue. "Fine."
[] "As if I've got a chance," you laugh.
[] "Come now, let us take our time and talk."