[X]Keito's got to be bullshitting. Call her bluff.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.
[X] Maintain eye contact with Keito and start reading this "super" newspaper out loud. This is "proper" monster journalism? Really? There aren't even dolphins! Shameful!
[X](write-in; subject to veto)
-[X] "Is it? Good thing no one's doing that. All two of your readers need something to torture themselves with. And your other customers need something to ogle, I guess." Point out that nobody's done anything against the rules yet.
-[X] We're in public. If something happens, make sure that they start it. Don't pick a fight, just give your honest opinion until they do something that makes them lose face. That way, the SPC can't support them without implying they approve of the SNC's actions and lose face as well.
-[X] Ask if the quality of the SNC is meant to be representative of the school's standards. Be dismissive.