[X] A Chronocelerator. The hands on this pocketwatch run frightfully fast: multiple hours pass in less than a second. Yet, funny thing: it keeps perfectly accurate time. Using this device allows you to "compress" time, giving you effective superhuman movement at any time (heh) you wish. On the surface, using one of these for even a few seconds would shorten your effective lifespan for years, but, ah, seeing as how you're alreadydead... +1 to Dexterity, free Trait involving increased speed and time dilation.
[X] You know what? You really didn't get enough sleep last night. Maybe you don't need any, but you sure as where you're sitting want some. Time to catch some more Zs. (Next update, you'll be buying your Stats. This option will provide a few bonus points to spend.)
[X] Eh, one day without The Bumpy Ride won't kill ya. To use a figure of speech. You're sure you can teach this candywoman a thing or two. Besides, she seems like - heh - a sweet gal.
[X] The Armoires. As water becomes steam, mass becomes energy, and soul becomes solid. Taking advantage of the fact that the entire Underworld is made of spirit, these oversized gauntlets can store inanimate objects as Ether patterns, keeping themselves the same "actual" weight (for carrying purposes) but gaining effective mass (for the purposes of punching good). +1 to Strength, free Perk involving increased inventory space and punching power.
[X] Eh, one day without The Bumpy Ride won't kill ya. To use a figure of speech. You're sure you can teach this candywoman a thing or two. Besides, she seems like - heh - a sweet gal. (New friend, free skill. Skills are a bit like stats, but more specialized.)