The noise of the city roared around me as I groaned. That had been a nasty fall. I reached up to the back of my head and thankfully felt no wetness. I opened my eyes and examined my hand to confirm. No blood, that was good. I slowly moved the rest of my body as I took stock. My back was in pain, but not as bad as I expected. I was positive my arms would be bruised with how hard they had smacked into the ground, but they didn't feel broken. Overall, it looked like yet another fall that had gone my way. I groaned and stood up, then blinked in surprise.
Instead of the brick building I had expected to see, a smooth metallic building rose up above me. It climbed higher than I could see, and it wasn't alone. I was almost surrounded by these odd skyscrapers. I looked around and discovered I was in an alleyway, which made even less sense. I should have been on a street outside an apartment building. I rubbed the back of my head and made my way towards the exit of the alley, intent on getting answers.
What I saw outside the alley froze me in place. Sky cars flew through the air in traffic lanes above and below. What I had thought was a sidewalk was actually only one balcony of dozens that I could see the speeders flying around. Skyscrapers towered overhead and stretched down below far beyond what I could see from my view. And all around me, thousands of individuals. Not just humans, but droids and aliens of dozens of different species. My eyes widened in shock, then suspicion. I knew some of those aliens. That was a Twi'lek walking over there! And that was a… hammerhead guy. Okay I couldn't actually recall the specific name but I would recognize that head and curved neck anywhere.
"What the…" I mumbled to myself as I spun in a circle. Everywhere I looked I saw more and more details I recognized. An alphabet that wasn't English but recognizable anyways; an astromech droid rolling across the street on three legs; a blue police droid ticketing a badly parked speeder. The evidence was all around me. I was on Coruscant.
The laugh started deep within me. I tried to contain it, succeeding in allowing only a giggle to escape at first. But it refused to back down and soon I was laughing hard enough the crowd began to give me a wide berth. I almost never realized I was inside dreams, but now I had not only figured it out but it was a Star Wars dream! Talk about good luck. With a big grin plastered to my face, I began walking down the path.
I expected the dream to kick into gear relatively quickly, but I wandered for what had to be at least an hour with nothing happening. Not the most interesting of dreams, but at least the ambiance was stellar. The sights, sounds, and smells of the massive city were truly impressive. Not exactly pleasant, but impressive nonetheless. The smell perfectly conveyed just how many beings were all around me, and there was an unending cacophony of sounds from every direction. My senses felt assaulted in almost every possible way. But as time went on, it felt less impressive and more painful.
I tried for an open door, but as I approached the blasting music got louder and I quickly swerved away. I just wanted some peace and quiet in my own dream. Was that too much to ask?! I stopped walking and closed my eyes. I turned my thoughts towards Naboo and pleasant beaches. But the sounds of speeders did not change to waterfalls, and the smell of billions did not become the gentle perfume of flowers. All I got for my trouble was the impact of someone walking into me.
"Sorry," I said reflexively as I opened my eyes. The man who bumped into me only grunted as he continued on his way. I sighed. This dream was rapidly losing its novelty. My hands went down to my pockets in their perpetual desire to ensure everything was where it should be, and suddenly my anxiety skyrocketed. My wallet and phone were gone. I patted my pockets again to confirm, and sure enough both were missing.
They're back in the alley.
Should have checked your pockets sooner. That's what you get.
You don't need them, it's a dream. Toss your keys as well and go have fun!
Pickpocket. He did it.
I latched onto the one useful thought and turned in the direction I saw the man go. I tried scanning the crowd for him, but even with my height it was impossible to get a good look at more than a few backs of heads.
I grumbled to myself, then felt hope flare inside me as I saw one of the blue police droids. I squeezed through the crowd and approached it. I touched it on the back of the shoulder and it turned to face me, its chest bearing the Republic insignia.
"Greetings citizen, state your emergency."
"A pickpocket stole my wallet and phone."
"How unfortunate," its voice held no emotion as it responded to me. "What is your name?" I opened my mouth to reply, then hesitated. What was I expecting this thing to do? I didn't even get a good look at the guy, and didn't know for sure he had pickpocketed me. Besides, I would wake up soon.
"Never mind," I said with a sigh.
"Facial scan complete," it said, startling me. I didn't even know they could do that. "You are wanted for questioning. High priority. Please follow me."
Run.
The thought popped up fully formed and I had to agree with it. There was no way this was good. I turned away from the droid and started to move when I felt its iron grip on my shoulder.
"You are wanted for questioning," it repeated. The droid tried to tug me with it. I pulled away from it, forcing it to pull harder, then I shifted direction and moved in close. The move got the droid off balance and I gave it a shove high on its chest. The iron grip released and it went tumbling to the floor. I turned around and ran from the droid, the words "Assault on an officer of the law, resisting arrest," trailing after me.
I ran for as long as I could, which was not long. Gods I wasn't used to this. Fortunately the people of Coruscant didn't seem much to care about me and my plight. Unfortunately, I still hadn't woken up. I slapped my face which accomplished nothing but making my cheek sting. I grabbed onto the railing and tried to get my breathing back under control.
You should have woken up by now…
Oh don't start.
You should have. This doesn't feel like a dream either.
So? Most dreams don't feel like dreams.
I shook my head before it continued. The last thing I needed right now was to argue with myself. Almost on cue, a police gunship dropped down from its flight and began scanning my balcony with searchlights. Okay, you win this round Murphy.
"Put your hands above your head!" A voice shouted, the distinctive sound of a clone obvious even through the vehicle's amplification. Another time that would have made me excited. This time, it was a side note as I ran. Now the crowds of Coruscant were taking notice of me. They parted before me, which made my run significantly easier. Unfortunately, it also made me easy to follow. The gunship followed, weaving above the walkway with grace despite its less than aerodynamic shape. The doors opened and two clone troopers rappelled down quickly and cleanly. Their armor was the red of the Coruscant guard, which spiked my anxiety even higher. Surely I didn't warrant such a response!
"Stop running, there's no way out," one of them called. The gunship flew ahead and blinded me with its spotlights to punctuate the statement. By now my heart was pounding inside me and my breathing was closer to gasping. I came to a stop. The loud thrum of the gunship's engines only marginally louder than my own breathing as the two clones approached me. One pulled out a pair of cuffs and panic flared in me again. I staggered towards an alley. The sound of a blaster firing filled the air as the stun round slammed into me. I was falling again as darkness took me.
I climbed through the twilight of sleep. My body felt sore and I knew I must have slept on it badly. My mouth opened in a yawn and I started to spread my hands in a stretch. But my hands didn't spread out. They stayed locked in place. My eyes shot open and my brain struggled to understand. My hands were locked in a pair of handcuffs, the energy holding them together humming slightly as I pulled. My legs were similarly bound. Something solid smacked me in the shoulder and I twisted to look.
"You woke up quick. No squirming and no trying to run once we land," the clone told me. I felt my jaw drop as confusion filled me.
Told you. You should have woken up there.
What's going on?
I don't know. I'm just your worst case scenario thoughts.
Oh, and what is the worst case scenario here?!
It's simple. This isn't a dream to wake up from.
With a great effort I kept my breathing calm as I looked around the gunship. The two clones were bantering in the way of men who had known each other for some time, and I could feel that we were still flying.
"Where are we going?" I asked? The closest clone looked down at me and I could almost feel his eyebrow raise.
"Don't worry, we'll get you booked into prison soon enough. But the Chancellor asked to see you." He continued talking, but I didn't hear a word of it. Palpatine wanted to see me. Palpatine. A cold sweat broke out across my skin. Why would he want to see me?! There was nothing I could offer Darth freaking Sidious!
It has to just be a publicity stunt. Grab a harmless criminal and take a picture with him. Make him look grandfatherly.
They said you were wanted for questioning. Something else is happening.
Dream logic. It doesn't have to add up.
We know this isn't a dream.
A bump from the gunship landing derailed my trains of thought and the clones stood up. One of them turned off the cuffs around my feet and the other stood me up.
"Alright criminal, move." I wanted to protest, but nothing came out. Step by step we left the gunship and made our way into the senate building.
Each step closer to the office filled me with more dread. My feet felt heavier and heavier. The clones even had to shove me forward a couple times. Thoughts of escape shot through me as we passed every door, but always I felt them behind me. We entered the final hallway, the moment of truth ahead of me.
Okay, cut the dramatics. Listen here, we can do this. We know more than we should. Play your cards right, and you'll get a card out of prison. Then we figure everything else out.
You want to try and out play Palpatine?! Clone Wars era Palpatine?!
We don't need to out play him. We just need to be interesting enough to let live.
Yeah, live so we can be tortured!
Not around so many people. Get friendly, have some visions of the future, play up what you know. We'll be fine.
It was a bad plan, but at least it was a plan. We stopped outside the door and I did my best to bury my terror. I fixed a smile to my face, and stepped inside as the door opened.
The inside of the office was exactly as I had seen it so many times. The large window, the artifacts along the walls, a great desk dominating one end. There was one difference however. Something that took me time to recognize. Grand Chancellor Sheev Palpatine, the most dangerous man in the galaxy, sat at his desk. Dead. I felt my blood drain from my face as one clone threw me to the ground. I hit with no resistance and watched the other clone rush to check Palpatine. His body language confirmed it.
"Oh frickle frack," I said as all of my knowledge flew right out the window.
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Hello Sufficient Velocity! This story was originally posted to Space Battles, but I have decided to begin the process of posting it here as well. I hope you all enjoy it.