Leiter: Agent of DITR8R
Leiter: Agent of DITR8R is a 2015 comic miniseries by Kim Newman and Jane Addlers*, based on the James Bond character of Felix Leiter, created by Ian Fleming. In the vein of Newman's 2011 miniseries Professor Moriarity:
The Hound of D'Uberville,[1], the stories are parody reversals of classic Bond novels and films, with Leiter fighting different versions of Bond villains (sometimes retellings of classic Bond books from Leiter's perspective) , told in his unpublished memoirs shortly before his 1967 "death". As per Newman's signature, the book is full of characters from other works of fiction, including Newman's own Diogenes Club. The story is an homage and parody of the American/Soviet/North Italian "anti-Bond" spy genre popular in the 1960's and 70's
Issues
Prologue (Issue 0): In 1946, Felix Leiter, a former Captain in the Revolutionary Marines, joins the Proletarian Guard to continue serving the International Revolution. Impressed, his commander gathers the credentials for him to join the "13th Regiment" or Main Directorate of State Security. Leiter is assigned to Section 1, and excels at training. In 1948, for his first assignment, he's sent to war-torn Greece with higher ranking agent "Comrade Turner" (Jonathon Turner, from the works of Maxine Kaplan) to meet with an asset moving weapons for Comintern.
The asset, a heavyset Polish-Greek man nicknamed "Scarface" is an arms dealer recruited during the war. Leiter gradually realizes that Scarface and his "No. 2" (Emilio Largo) are secretly selling weapons to both sides, hoping to profit. Scarface promptly tries to kill the two, only for them to barely escape.
In 1951, Leiter is tapped by a new division of Public Safety, inspired by the Soviet SMERSH: DIETRAITOR (a riff on "Death to Spies") shortened to DITR8R, a counter-intelligence agency for "secret affairs", which deal with both "extraordinary" foreign and domestic threats.
Issue 1, "Royale-les-Eaux": 1953- Leiter, with Polish SMERSH operative Hans Kloss [2] is sent to the Casino Royale in France to help "the Cypher", an American asset within a communist affiliated trade union, win at a baccarat tournament to recover funds lost to bad investments in brothels. Leiter learns from Vesper Lynd, his informant in the Joint Security Bureau, that two agents, one French and one British, are sent to try to keep the Cypher from winning. To "even the odds", Leiter kills a JSB agent sent to kill the Cypher,( an ex-Nazi named Herr Flick, from
Allo Allo), and poses as an Americuban businessman. He has a brief encounter with "a very vigorous Hoagy Carmichael look-alike" at the bar, who he later sees at the tournament, suspecting him as one of the agents, dubbing him "The Man in Black" (or "007", as he remembers the code name given). Kloss offers the Cypher back-up funds ("Truman Aid"), which the Cypher takes immediately to up the stakes. Leiter warns the Cypher that if he loses, his "services will no longer be required". Leiter sends one of his own agents to kill 007, but he survives and wins the tournament. The Cypher promptly kidnaps Lynd as a bargaining chip for Leiter. The Man in Black pursues the Cypher, while Leiter quietly follows both parties. He watches as the Cypher tortures 007, hoping for the money. Leiter walks in and despite the Cypher's pleas, shoots him in the head. Leiter briefly considers killing 007, but decides against it, instead marking him with the Russian letter "Ш" for шпион (Spy), and leaves. He observes 007 and Lynd in a seaside French town. To prevent her from turning, Leiter and Kloss head back to Poland, where Leiter calls Lynd- from the cell of her imprisoned husband. Leiter threatens to kill him if she reveals her informant status. Lynd kills herself, leaving Leiter with no choice but to release the husband in a spy exchange (with North Italian agent "Juan Mirro" from the works of John Cromwell)
Issue 2 "Die and Let Live"- In 1956, Leiter is sent to investigate Harlem based black nationalist "Ras the Exhorter" (
Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison), whose flamboyant protests and "Afro-Socialist" political organization have been causing problems with Public Safety. Posing as a "jazz critic" (an occupation Bond used in Live and Let Die), Leiter is captured by Ras' organization, who interrogate and torture him. Ras has a mambo[3] named "Fatima", who follows the "practices of Papa LaBas" (from Ishmael Reed's
Mumbo Jumbo). Fatima calls out Leiter's cover, and Ras has him dumped into the East River with weights. Leiter escapes and is eventually rescued by local Harlem crime lord "Madame Saint-Marie" (Mario Puzo's
The Godfather), who has been having trouble with Ras. Saint-Marie gives Leiter some key information: Ras has been selling 17th Century gold coins given to him by Garveyite supporters in Cuba and Jamaica to fund his operation. Leiter heads to a warehouse near the still under-construction Epcot complex in Florida, where the coins are being imported in the bottom of fish tanks. Leiter is caught and held over a shark tank with Fatima (revealed as a traitor). Leiter and Faitma escape, and the former promptly dispatches the owners (Cuban Garveyites associated with the NBI), and has the warehouse raided by Public Safety units. He learns that Ras has been injured in a bizarre protest in Harlem (as depicted in Invisible Man). The warehouse is turned over to DITR8R, and the coin operation placed under their asset: Mr. Big.
Issue 3 "Moon Loon"- 1959: Leiter investigates an anonymous threat to a moonshot attempt by scientist Reed Richards and his crew. He goes undercover as an ASEDA commissar, and is joined by a young WFRAAF officer named Gloria Pussey. Together, they interrogate various members, until they encounter the culprit: Samuel Steal (
Silvery Dust[4]), a scientist working on behalf of his boss, ex-Nazi Kurt Steiner (Jack Higgins,
The Eagle Has Landed). Leiter kills Steiner as he attempts to bomb the flight as it takes off. Leiter subsequently learns that Steiner was secretly on the payroll of "Bill Tanner", the right hand man to the notorious JSB head "M".
Issue 4 "DiamondFinger"- 1961: Leiter takes on a diamond smuggling operation exploiting African miners, run by Cuban mobster Joe "Joey" Diamond (Maxine Kaplan,
The Diamond Affair) and casino owner Tex Whitshaw (portrayed by Slim Pickens on the television series
Havana Vice). The two hope to bulldoze a Cuban neighborhood to build a large exclusive casino, where diamonds are gambled. Leiter manages to stop the scheme by killing Diamond and destroying the fleet used. The silent third partner mentioned throughout the issue, Michael Corleone (
The Godfather), has a conversation with Bill Tanner, revealing they had a deal to give some of the diamonds to the JSB as payment in exchange for safe passage. Corleone subsequently puts the Sprang brothers in charge of the diamond operation after Tanner cuts ties with them.
Issue 5 "From Britain, With Love"- 1963: Leiter balances his protection duties (and perhaps more) for English defector Elizabeth Gold (David Cromwell,
The Coldest Night) from an assortment of brutal JSB agents (mostly parodies of various Franco-British villains from American and Soviet media) sent by Bill Tanner and his burgeoning romance with Tatiana Romanova, a young Soviet cypher clerk who previously had a relationship with his rival 007. Leiter manages to dispatch the villains, but finds one agent, Harry Palmer (Len Deighton,
The IPCRESS File) frustrating to get rid of. Eventually, Gold is nearly killed by a third party, who both Leiter and Palmer pursue, but can't catch. Later, the same assassin attempts to kill Tatiana, but Leiter dispatches him. He sees a letter in his pocket revealing his real affiliation: SPECTRE. In the end, Felix, Gold, and Tatiana live in a communal apartment, with Tatiana's child Natalia being born soon after.
Issue 6 "Dr. S"- 1964: Leiter is sent to Thailand by his mentor Rachel Stern (Maxine Kaplan's iconic character) with a young Nipponese agent named "Tiger" Tanaka during the Indochina conflict to investigate the disappearance of certain advisors in Khmer. They are captured and held by Indian scientist "Dr. S" (played by Peter Sellers in French Eurospy film
The Island of Dr.Sin), who experiments on captured Indochinese soldiers and tries to sabotage the influx of American weapons. However, in a twist, he is then assassinated off-panel by the French operative Francis Coplan (created by Gaston Van den Panhuyse and Jean Libert, and also played by Peter Sellers in the film version), and it's revealed he is also a SPECTRE agent, who had managed to steal a nuclear weapon for the organization. Leiter is also stunned to find that the leader (who sends a message) is none other than "Scarface".
Issue 7 "The Man with the Silver Gun"- 1967: Leiter has increasing thoughts of retirement, especially after his allyship with his hated enemy 007 to take down SPECTRE in the Bahamas. He has one final assignment: track down John Drake (portrayed by Roger Moore in
Danger Man), a JSB agent "reprogrammed" to execute political dissidents using a silver gun. Leiter tracks Drake to Vauxhall Cross, where he's captured and brought before Bill Tanner. It's revealed that Tanner is in fact the notorious spy master Nikolai Balabos (again, Maxine Kaplan), who uses aliases like Tanner to hide his wide array of exploits under "M" (boasting that he served under the first "M", Mycroft Holmes and his "strange little club"). He also goes by "Control" or "Mother", depending on the situation, adopting different identities for those. It's also revealed that "007" is in fact several agents, who take the same codename and identity to confuse the enemy. Balabos in fact has wide reaching powers in Franco-British intelligence, and has been manipulating conflicts to distract agents like Leiter from larger goals of political subversion and helping domestic enemies. Leiter is imprisoned, but rescued by a traitor in the JSB named "Haydon". While he fails to capture Balabos, he does have one final confrontation with John Drake, which ends in the latter's death. Stern, concerned for his health, has him reassigned to a minor contact in the Caribbean.
In an epilogue, Balabos is in a meeting with M, confirming that Leiter was killed by the latest "007", but that agent had been severely injured. They casually suggest replacing him again, and Balabos notes he himself has donned disguises to go as 007, and had fought the likes of Leiter. Finally, Balabos comments that he has a potential candidate- in the form of Bill Haydon.
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[1] Real book by Kim Newman, btw. No Pictures, though:
<i>Moriarty: The Hound of the D'Urbervilles</i>
[2]
<i>Stawka większa niż życie</i>
[3] Haitian Vodou priestess
[4]
<i>Silvery Dust</i>
Maxine Kaplan and Havana Vice courtesy of
@MistahC