January 1, 2019 - DeLeon-Debs - 12:30 AM
The New Years celebrations were always some of the wildest times in the UASR, and this one was no different.
As Premier Yi1 lay in bed after passing out from a particularly strong mix of fizzy vodka, the premier's Proletarian Guard barges into the room, jolting her awake.
"Premier Yi," the guard lead said. "You need to come with us. We'll explain everything on the way."
"Wuzz happening?" Yi slurred, still buzzed from the drink.
"No time to explain now, we need to get you to a safe spot" the lead said, as she whisked the Premier out of the office, into the limo parked in the lawn, and speed off to the airport, and Air Force One2.
Vale, near Rio Sereno - 11:59 PM
In the wake of the Fall of Beacon, many student teams either split up and went back home, or travelled across the world as de-facto huntsmen/huntresses. Team CFVY was in the latter camp, travelling across Vale to help in any way they can.
And that's how they ended up camping near the coast of Vale.
At that moment, Velvet shot up from a night terror.
"What's going on-HOLY FUCK VELVS WHAT HAPPENED?" Coco shout-asked*, worried about what Velvet went through.
"Coco, It's nothing to worry about." Velvet replied.
At that moment, the Crash happened
In a blinding flash of light in conjunction with a loud impact, what was once a strait between Mistral and Vale suddenly got replaced by a new land, one that although resembling Mistral geographically, had Vacuoan3 style towns.
"I doubt that's nothing to worry about." Yatsuhashi quipped.
"No shit Hemlock4?" Fox snarked.
"Looks like a weird mix of Vacuo and Mistral," Velvet observed, through one of her stronger lenses. "Why don't we check that out?"
"At ass o'1?" Fox groaned.
"We might find a hotel there," Coco replied. "or some Grimm."
With that, Team CFVY started their trek towards the new land, and the Vacuo style town at the end of the road cut off by the border.
In the skies above DeLeon-Debs - 12:40 AM
"It's barely even next year and there's a crisis. What the fuck is going on?" the Premier asked.
"We've lost contact with the rest of the world." General Mattis5 replied.
"As of right now, we have established contact with all of the integral republics, as well as all of the Associate Republics." Deputy Castro6 replied.
"Well that's good news"
"However," Castro interjected. "we've been cut off from the rest of the Comintern, and the rest of the world."
"I do suspect that a cyber attack has been committed on us." Mattis replied. "But that doesn't explain the fact that we still have our satellites, or the sudden appearance of a big ass continent just a few hundred miles off our coast, if you'd look to the left, or at this."
Mattis hands the tablet he was holding at that moment to Yi, showing Menagerie.
"Also," Castro replied. "We've been flipped 180 degrees, and some of our associate republics have changed position. And by most, I mean all of them."
Castro then points to each of the associate republics.
"Alaska's now bordering Washington, Guam is in the Northern Hemisphere, right side up, Hawaii is on the other side of the continent, and Panama is sideways, bridging two other Continents together." Castro says, as he points to the gap between Vale and Mistral that Panama now occupies.
"At least there's an advantage we have." SecPubSafe Secretary Dunklema7 replied. "I hope there isn't PANAmonium going on."
"No, just no." Mattis groaned, through his facepalm.
"Anyways," Dunkleman says, pretending to ignore the collective facepalm in the presidium, "Several planes flying out of the Republics have reported sightings of dark monsters. Although appearances do vary, they all have what appears to be white armor plates, with red eyes and Tron8 lines. Although most of the UASR is relatively safe from these... things, Panama is a different story. Although the Panamanian " Dunkleman then opens up a livestream from Panama. "Take a look."
Rio Sereno, Panama - 12:45 AM
"It's a fucking warzone here. These fuglies just can't stop coming in."
The camera pans to show a horde of werewolf things charging at a tank before a tank shell plows through them. Another horde takes its place.
An explosion is heard as a flock of big ass ravens drops a tanker trailer on an apartment turned makeshift fort.
At that moment, a random farmer climbs onto the hood of a moving truck, AK-47 and Machete in hand.
"¡MUERE, MADRE, PECHO ANTRES TU HIJOS DES PERRAS!
¡MIGUEEEEEL SANTOOOOOS!9"
The truck jumps off of the bridge where the streamer is standing, as the farmer jumps at the uber-raven, managing to stab it before falling into the water. The raven keeps flying, albeit more erratically, before landing into a building and dissipating.
All of a sudden, a quartet of teens with strange weapons drop in from a Chopper.
'Que caraj-" BOOM
The livestream cuts off as another explosion occurs.
Debs-Union International (DUI), Deleon-Debs - 12:50 AM
The presidium, watched as the stream went offline. An uneasy silence filled the plane as the true scope of the situation dawns on them.
Yi finally speaks, with a grim conviction.
"Summon the Congress of Soviets. We're gonna need to have an emergency session as soon as possible. And Mattis, mobilize the military immediately. We need to secure the Canal."
"Way ahead of you" Castro replied.
"On it" Mattis replied, already
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1Charlyne Yi: AKA Ruby from Steven Universe
2I'm not sure what the UASR would name the plane the leaders use, so I'm going with this
3I headcanon Vacuo as Remnant's version of Mexico
4Remnant's version of Sherlock, taken from the Infinite Loops
5Former Secretary of Defense James Mattis
6Former Secretary of Housing/Urban Development Julian Castro, also running for President in 2020
7Barbara Dunkleman: AKA Yang Xiao Long
8I think, or at least I hope, Tron exists in a Communist America
9Translation: "DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKING PALE-ASS SONS OF BITCHES! MIGUEEEEEL SANTOOOOOOS! "
If you get the reference, I might do something. IDK
*I'm now calling it that
I've asked the Reds Discord for advice, and have been told just to just wing it regarding the modern UASR. I of course went for some in jokes and references, like what the original TL and its rewrites did.
I know this TL hasn't been updated in forever, and I apologize for it. I Hope you enjoy what all 5 of you were waiting for.
And stay tuned for the next update, whenever it comes.