Prepared to be Jacked Up: Electric Boogaloo (Jack Spicer Cartoon Network Villains Victorious Quest)

[X] Parents' mansion

I appreciate the idea of setting up in the ruins of a Xiaolin temple, but I figure having the resources to improve his robotics is playing to Jack's biggest strength better.
 
Winning vote is:

[X] Xiaolin temple ruins (somewhere in China, no industry but good starting point for magic)

Will try to have turn 1 up soon.
 
Week 1 Votes
You can only assign one hero unit to an action unless they're Jack

[][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit to help him on either action.
-[] Assign Jack.
-[] Assign Jack.

[][Jack-Bots] Assign Jack-Bots to an Action
-[] Assign Jack-Bots

[][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
-[] Assign Le Mime

As Mentioned, you can only ask one Advisor for assistance on an Action per turn for the first 6 Turns
-[] Ask Killinger?
-[] Ask Don?
-[] Ask Unikitty?
- [] Ask Tom?
-[] Ask Charmcaster?
-[] Ask None?

[] Raid Aku's Prisons: Sure, he's a scary demon guy with an army of murderous robots but... hey, maybe some do-gooding idiot got themselves caught by him and would be very happy to work with their rescuer? (DC: 55/85) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Aku captured.)

[] Raid Vilgax's Prisons: Sure, that creepy alien guy is tough... but, that just means that any of his prisoners, human or alien, are also pretty tough. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Vilgax captured.)

[] Take Over the Nearby Town: You are well aware a random Chinese town isn't exactly the most valuable territory, but everyone has to start somewhere, ya know? (DC: 55) (Reward: You gain mayorship of the town nearest to the Temple)

[] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)

[] Attack A Faction: You're going to be the biggest bad guy in the world, so you'll need to teach these other guys just what their place is. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Chosen faction weakened.)

-[] What faction do you attack? You must spy on other factions before you get a guess on how high an assault DC is for them.

[] Attack A Hero/Villain: Some of these small fries could do a decent job, if they worked for you. But some people are just too stubborn, and can become problems later. So, you'll need to rough them up a bit. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Targeted unit may be wounded for a number of turns or captured. Cannot use this on faction leaders.)

-[] Choose who to attack. DC is dependent on their combined Martial and Intrigue stats.

[] Awkward Family Reunion: It will be awkward, but you suppose asking your parents for one last thing before you permanently are out of their hair can't go that bad... Right? (DC: 60) (Reward: Your relationship with your parents ends on a positive note; They give you some money to send you off)

[] Not Awkward Family Reunion!: Your Grandma always supported you. You're not sure if she was actually a Villain herself or if she's just a little senile, but apparently she's sick, and you feel it necessary to be there for her... Just in case... (Auto Success) (Reward: You visit your Grandmother; she'll be grateful and give you a reward dependent on the Roll you get)

[] An Eye for an Eye, a Claw for a Claw and a Sword for a Sword: Turns out that while they didn't like you enough to risk coming with you, Cyclops, Katnappe and Tubbimura do still consider you a friend and are willing to talk when they have the free time. You're a little hurt by their continued loyalty to Chase, but damn it, they're your friends! (DC: 25) (Reward: Make ties with your three old Heylin buddies; they will assist in subtle or not so subtle ways when they can risk it depending on the Roll)

[] Cats, Cats, They're Cats!: Apparently Tom ran with an Alleycat Gang before settling down as your advisor. They still respect him quite a bit and are willing to assist you just by your connection to him, on the caveat you wow them. (DC: 45) (Reward: Get an alley cat spy Network)

[] my Cousin the Pain in my Neck: Your disdain for your cousin Megan is clear and mutual, but apparently she's graduating high school and no one else can attend. You suppose putting your pride aside to support her can't make things worse between you two. (DC: Auto Success) (Reward: Megan will be shocked but grateful you came and will be a little less rude to you. She will also help out when she can if you ask.)

Currently owned locations:
- Xaiolin Temple (Four upgrades left.)

[] Jellystone Ruins Could Be Useful.. maybe?: Apparently some town called Jellystone got teleported to China in an accident, turned itself into a tourist trap and then ran itself into the ground and became ruins only inhabitated by it's former mayor Huckleberry Hound. He's Reluctant, but he needs the money to such a ridiculous extent he is willing to sell the old place to whoever for whatever price, with the only caveat being he gets to keep living there. (DC: 20) (Reward: Get the ruins of Jellystone to do as you wish with; Mayor Huckleberry Hound will be grateful and be willing to spy for or give you money and/or leadership advice you in a pinch)

[] Build A Basic Lab: So, while you are smart enough to make things without a lab... it wouldn't hurt to actually build one. (DC: 50) (New research action available. Takes up one upgrade space.)

[] Burn It Down: There's not much room to expand the temple itself in any direction besides up and down. But, if you could carve out a few of the nearby mountains, and have the Jack-Bots chop down that forest over there, you'd have a lot more room to work with. Of course, doing that will make it harder to hide out in the temple. (DC: 10/20/30/40/50/60/70/80/90/95) (Reward: More space is opened up for the temple. Chances that someone discovers that you've been altering the landscape. Other things. ???)

[] Defenses: Sure, you may have quite a few B
Jack-Bot defenses in place already... but you can never be too prepared.) (DC: 20/40/60/80/90) (Reward: Additional defenses built for the temple. How good they are and how much space they take up is dependent on the roll.)

[] Break Room: Robo-Jack keeps whining he wants a break room and you want him to shut up. Win win! (DC: 15) (Reward: You make a break room for your minions. They will be grateful and may work a little harder depending on how good it is from the Roll)

[] Search For Shen Gong Wu: Now, where can you find more of them? (DC: 60/70/80) (Reward: Sheng Gong Wu discovered.)

[] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)

-[] US. (DC: 40/90)
-[] Chase Young and his band of jerks. (DC: ???)
-[] Vilgax (DC: 80)
-[] Aku (DC: 130)
-[] Endsville (DC: 99)
-[] Chris and his half of Canada. (DC: 70)
-[] Peridot and her half of Canada. (DC: 140)

[] Search For More Potential Employees: You need a LOT more help. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: New characters added to the soon to be made "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Search For Magical People: Really, the only ones that can help you with magic stuff are Le Mime and Charmcaster right now. You should change that. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Magical units added to the soon to be made "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Search For Heroes: Sure, they may be self righteous, but they'll probably be willing to help you fight the big guys around you. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Heroic units added to the soon to be made "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Search For Villains: Right now, it's a pretty good time to be a bad guy. But, there's also quite a few smaller groups and loners out there that keep getting crushed by the guys who currently rule most of the world. Maybe they'll be interested in a partnership? (DC: Variable) (Reward: Villain units added to the soon to be made "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Study Le Mime's Magic (Le Mime must be assigned): You don't actually know how Le Mime's Magic works. (DC: 80?) (Rewards: ???)

[] Teach The Occult (Must assign one hero unit Occult +15 and one with Occult under 15): So, not everyone knows or believes that magic and the like exist. Including some of your minions. That really needs to change. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: The hero with the lower Occult stat has their Occult stat trained/raised.)

[] Hang with Charmcaster: Charmcaster hates putting in more than the bare minimum with you, but she is willing to attempt a magical hang out off hours. She doesn't admit it, but you think she just wants friends. (DC: 75) (reward: You and Charmcaster have a shockingly good time and she teaches you a little magic she didn't have to)

[] Killinger is a Name, Huh?: This Dr. Killinger guy is someone you are grateful to, but you don't really trust. You're not sure if the fact he states this is a fair and Smart feeling to have is good or bad. (DC: 25) (Reward: You hang out with Killinger and study him off the clock)

[] All that Glitters is Gold: Chameleon-Bot stole blueprints to making a gold machine on the way out of the Heylin. You really need to give that guy some quality oil or something. (DC: 75) (Reward: You make a machine that turns stuff into gold)

[] Take Out the Garbage and the Trash: You hate chores! They're lame! (DC: 30) (Reward: You make a speciality Jack-Bot that does chores you don't want to. Though if you treat him badly, that could have potential consequences...)

[] Give Me an E-V-I-L!: the Cheerleader-Bots are... Not bright. But they aren't exactly doomed to be that way. (DC: 85) (Reward: the Cheerleader-Bots are made Smarter)

[] Smart House: You may have been watching too many old movies... Sounds Useful anyways! (DC: 25) (Reward: Make an AI that watches over the house and handles security systems. On a Bare Success or Regular Success it will have a notable wacky character flaw, the Success being a less notable one, on a Critical Success the Character flaw will still happen but the AI will grow out of it quicker and will also connect itself to the Jack-Bots, forming a psuedo hive mind that increases efficiency)

[] It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens: Even if you don't buy Jellystone, Huckleberry will be appreciative you considered and send you an old blue carnival robot. You suppose checking him out won't hurt? (DC: 15) (reward: You get a repaired Charlie the Robot as a security guard)

Keep in mind that the Family Related Diplomacy actions I all like enough that even if you don't pick them, they will probably still happen as Omakes, if that affects anything XD
 
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[]Plan: Flapjack
-[][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit to help him on either action.
--[] Assign Jack to Occult action "Hang out with Charmcaster".
--[] Assign Jack to Learning action All that Glitters is Gold".
-[][Jack-Bots] Assign Jack-Bots to an Action
--[] Assign Jack-Bots to Introgue action "Spy on a faction"
-[][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
--[] Assign Le Mime to Occult action "Hang out with Charmcaster"
-[] Ask Killinger?
-[] Raid Aku's Prisons: Sure, he's a scary demon guy with an army of murderous robots but... hey, maybe some do-gooding idiot got themselves caught by him and would be very happy to work with their rescuer? (DC: 55/85) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Aku captured.)
-[] Not Awkward Family Reunion!: Your Grandma always supported you. You're not sure if she was actually a Villain herself or if she's just a little senile, but apparently she's sick, and you feel it necessary to be there for her... Just in case... (Auto Success) (Reward: You visit your Grandmother; she'll be grateful and give you a reward dependent on the Roll you get)
-[] Break Room: Robo-Jack keeps whining he wants a break room and you want him to shut up. Win win! (DC: 15) (Reward: You make a break room for your minions. They will be grateful and may work a little harder depending on how good it is from the Roll)
-[] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)
--[] Aku (DC: 130)
-[] Hang with Charmcaster: Charmcaster hates putting in more than the bare minimum with you, but she is willing to attempt a magical hang out off hours. She doesn't admit it, but you think she just wants friends. (DC: 75) (reward: You and Charmcaster have a shockingly good time and she teaches you a little magic she didn't have to)
-[] All that Glitters is Gold: Chameleon-Bot stole blueprints to making a gold machine on the way out of the Heylin. You really need to give that guy some quality oil or something. (DC: 75) (Reward: You make a machine that turns stuff into gold)

[]Plan: Stars
-[][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit to help him on either action.
--[] Assign Jack to Martial action "Raid Vilgax's Prison".
--[] Assign Jackto Occult action "Killinger is a name huh?".
-[][Jack-Bots] Assign Jack-Bots to an Action
--[] Assign Jack-Bots to Stewardship action "Jellystone Ruins Could Be Useful.. Maybe?"
-[][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
--[] Assign Le Mime to Martial action "Raid VIlgax's Prison"
-[] Ask Tom?
-[] Raid Vilgax's Prisons: Sure, that creepy alien guy is tough... but, that just means that any of his prisoners, human or alien, are also pretty tough. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Vilgax captured.)
-[] my Cousin the Pain in my Neck: Your disdain for your cousin Megan is clear and mutual, but apparently she's graduating high school and no one else can attend. You suppose putting your pride aside to support her can't make things worse between you two. (DC: Auto Success) (Reward: Megan will be shocked but grateful you came and will be a little less rude to you. She will also help out when she can if you ask.)
-[] Jellystone Ruins Could Be Useful.. maybe?: Apparently some town called Jellystone got teleported to China in an accident, turned itself into a tourist trap and then ran itself into the ground and became ruins only inhabitated by it's former mayor Huckleberry Hound. He's Reluctant, but he needs the money to such a ridiculous extent he is willing to sell the old place to whoever for whatever price, with the only caveat being he gets to keep living there. (DC: 20) (Reward: Get the ruins of Jellystone to do as you wish with; Mayor Huckleberry Hound will be grateful and be willing to spy for or give you money and/or leadership advice you in a pinch)
-[] Search For Villains: Right now, it's a pretty good time to be a bad guy. But, there's also quite a few smaller groups and loners out there that keep getting crushed by the guys who currently rule most of the world. Maybe they'll be interested in a partnership? (DC: Variable) (Reward: Villain units added to the soon to be made "Potential Allies" threadmark.)
-[] Killinger is a Name, Huh?: This Dr. Killinger guy is someone you are grateful to, but you don't really trust. You're not sure if the fact he states this is a fair and Smart feeling to have is good or bad. (DC: 25) (Reward: You hang out with Killinger and study him off the clock)
-[] It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens: Even if you don't buy Jellystone, Huckleberry will be appreciative you considered and send you an old blue carnival robot. You suppose checking him out won't hurt? (DC: 15) (reward: You get a repaired Charlie the Robot as a security guard)
 
Potential Allies
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown)

One Your oldest enemies, albeit the one you got along best with. He's currently stuck in an impenetrable jail cell in the back of your new base, but the little queball could nontheless be useful in the long run if you convince him to help.

Martial: 47 (Omi was a long time monk warrior and he didn't give the Heylin trouble through luck, you'll admit that much)

Diplomacy: 11 (Omi isn't completely useless here, but he was always kind of soically inept and his extended time trapped in a cell completely alone hasn't helped)

Stewardship: 5 (To be honest, you're not even sure Omi knows what money is based on his lifestyle)

Intrigue: 20 (While a bit prone to being easily fooled, it's obvious Omi also knows how to play to others to trick them when necessary)

Occult: 29 (His knowledge on Shen Gong Wu and secret monk techniques are very clear)

Learning: 30 (while by no means a genius in traditional book smarts, Omi is a quick learner when it comes to most areas)

Traits:

Spicer, you are a Skullnumb: While Omi always had a bit of a soft spot for you and wished to help you become good, he is also not exactly going to go out of his way to do it most of the time, and his sympathy for you has kind of dried up mostly considering his current situation. (If you Recruit Omi, he will have a -5 Malus on all Actions until you manage to gain his friendship, or at least his respect)

The Cage is In Your Mind.... And Literal: this isn't the best situation for the poor guy. (Omi is stuck in an impenetrable magic jail cell. Until you can free him, any actions that would require him to travel anywhere aren't available to him)

I Lend You My Knowledgeable Knowledge: Hw isn't a genius in a traditional sense, but you can admit he knows quite a bit you don't. (Omi adds +10 to all Rolls involving Shen Gong Wu)

Huckleberry Hound (Jellystone!)

The Mayor of the ruined town of Jellystone. A simple and humble man, his only long term desire is for his town to be remembered.

Martial: 11 (he is pretty durable, but in a straight fight he would be useless)

Diplomacy: 35 (He was a Mayor after all)

Stewardship: 33 (Being a mayor requires quite a bit of money management)

Intrigue: 20 (he picked up some minor disguise skills and is, like all politicians, good at dancing around an issue in a seemingly reasonable way)

Occult: 5 (a witch lived in his town. That's about the extent of his knowledge)

Learning: 15 (Huck is a simple dog and seems to be of pretty average intelligence)

Traits:

Oh My Darling: He doesn't do it much anymore, but his terrible singing is still infamous. (if Huck sings during an Action, everyone, Ally or enemy, must roll a d20. 1-10 they are merely agitated, but 11-20 the music is so grating everyone takes a -6 malus)

That Old Jellystone Mayor Charm: His town's current state a side, he was still a rather respectable Mayor. (+10 to Rolls involving dealing with officially elected leaders)

Nyancy Chan (Ben 10: Omniverse), Butch (Tom and Jerry), Sylvester J. Cat (Looney Tunes), Furrball (Tiny Toon Adventures) and Benny (Jellystone!)

A quartet of eccentric alley cats (and a weird human) who hung with Tom when he was first done with his Cat and Mouse game. They continue to be a local nuisance, and Would be willing to help their old buddy out If need be.

Martial: 40 (they are all shockingly durable and living on the streets taught them a thing or two)

Diplomacy: 15 (can be charming if they need to, but overall are pretty average)

Stewardship: 5 (the main reason they seem to be living in an alley despite their many scams is they are all terrible at money management)

Intrigue: 45 (they really know how to play up their lot in life and overall manipulate to get what they want)

Occult: 6 (they have each encountered magic, but they aren't exactly good at it)

Learning: 7 (calling them idiots would be a stretch, but they aren't exactly super smart Either)

Traits:

I Know a Guy: They seem to be... Weirdly connected. (When assigned to an Action, the Alley Cats rolls a d20. The higher the number the more personally close the person they know are to the person they are confronting or the station and the roll will get a + modifier depending on that)

Those Darn Dirty Cats: Cats are the second most likely animal to be pitied after dogs. (+11 intrigue when it comes to tricking people. If they have already met, this doesn't apply, or drops to +2 if the person Is really dumb)

There we go! Phew.
 
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[X] Plan: Small steps, Big Growth.
-[X][Martial] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums
-[X][Diplomacy] my Cousin the Pain in my Neck
-[X][Stewardship] Build A Basic Lab
-[X][Intrigue] Search For More Potential Employees
-[X][Occult] Killinger is a Name, Huh?
-[X][Learning] Smart House
--[X][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit to help him on either action.
---[X] Smart House
---[X] Search For More Potential Employees
--[X][Jack-Bots] Assign Jack-Bots to an Action
---[X] Build A Basic Lab
--[X][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
---[X] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums
--[X][Advisor]AdvisorAsk Killinger?
---[X] Search For More Potential Employees

How does this sounds? Any changes or recommendations?
 
[X] Plan Beginning of Jack Spicer
-[X][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit to help him on either action.
--[X] Assign Jack to Diplomacy action "my Cousin the Pain in my Neck"
--[X] Assign Jack to Research action "It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens"
-[X][Jack-Bots] Assign Jack-Bots to an Action
--[X] Assign Jack-Bots to Intrigue action "Spy On A Faction"
-[X][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
--[X] Assign Le Mime to Occult action "Killinger is a Name, Huh?"
-[X] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)
-[X] my Cousin the Pain in my Neck: Your disdain for your cousin Megan is clear and mutual, but apparently she's graduating high school and no one else can attend. You suppose putting your pride aside to support her can't make things worse between you two. (DC: Auto Success) (Reward: Megan will be shocked but grateful you came and will be a little less rude to you. She will also help out when she can if you ask.)
-[X] Jellystone Ruins Could Be Useful.. maybe?: Apparently some town called Jellystone got teleported to China in an accident, turned itself into a tourist trap and then ran itself into the ground and became ruins only inhabitated by it's former mayor Huckleberry Hound. He's Reluctant, but he needs the money to such a ridiculous extent he is willing to sell the old place to whoever for whatever price, with the only caveat being he gets to keep living there. (DC: 20) (Reward: Get the ruins of Jellystone to do as you wish with; Mayor Huckleberry Hound will be grateful and be willing to spy for or give you money and/or leadership advice you in a pinch)
--[X] Ask Don?
-[X] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)
--[X] US
-[X] Killinger is a Name, Huh?: This Dr. Killinger guy is someone you are grateful to, but you don't really trust. You're not sure if the fact he states this is a fair and Smart feeling to have is good or bad. (DC: 25) (Reward: You hang out with Killinger and study him off the clock)
-[X] It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens: Even if you don't buy Jellystone, Huckleberry will be appreciative you considered and send you an old blue carnival robot. You suppose checking him out won't hurt? (DC: 15) (reward: You get a repaired Charlie the Robot as a security guard)
 
[X] Plan Beginning of Jack Spicer
-[X][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit to help him on either action.
--[X] Assign Jack to Diplomacy action "my Cousin the Pain in my Neck"
--[X] Assign Jack to Research action "It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens"
-[X][Jack-Bots] Assign Jack-Bots to an Action
--[X] Assign Jack-Bots to Intrigue action "Spy On A Faction"
-[X][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
--[X] Assign Le Mime to Occult action "Killinger is a Name, Huh?"
-[X] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)
-[X] my Cousin the Pain in my Neck: Your disdain for your cousin Megan is clear and mutual, but apparently she's graduating high school and no one else can attend. You suppose putting your pride aside to support her can't make things worse between you two. (DC: Auto Success) (Reward: Megan will be shocked but grateful you came and will be a little less rude to you. She will also help out when she can if you ask.)
-[X] Jellystone Ruins Could Be Useful.. maybe?: Apparently some town called Jellystone got teleported to China in an accident, turned itself into a tourist trap and then ran itself into the ground and became ruins only inhabitated by it's former mayor Huckleberry Hound. He's Reluctant, but he needs the money to such a ridiculous extent he is willing to sell the old place to whoever for whatever price, with the only caveat being he gets to keep living there. (DC: 20) (Reward: Get the ruins of Jellystone to do as you wish with; Mayor Huckleberry Hound will be grateful and be willing to spy for or give you money and/or leadership advice you in a pinch)
--[X] Ask Don?
-[X] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)
--[X] US
-[X] Killinger is a Name, Huh?: This Dr. Killinger guy is someone you are grateful to, but you don't really trust. You're not sure if the fact he states this is a fair and Smart feeling to have is good or bad. (DC: 25) (Reward: You hang out with Killinger and study him off the clock)
-[X] It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens: Even if you don't buy Jellystone, Huckleberry will be appreciative you considered and send you an old blue carnival robot. You suppose checking him out won't hurt? (DC: 15) (reward: You get a repaired Charlie the Robot as a security guard)
 
I don't know if this is fair considering how early I opened Votes, but I am desperate to keep my momentum going, so Votes close in 2 hours (11:39 EST)
 
Clarification on Megan
Oh, by the way, I realize the Megan Diplomacy action might cause some confusion, so clarification:

For whatever reason, the fusing of the worlds resulted in a Megan who is slightly older than Jack. Only He remembers her previous age, but he doesn't consider it worth looking crazy by mentioning since nothing else really changed about their relationship otherwise
 
Winning vote!:

[X] Plan Beginning of Jack Spicer
-[X][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit to help him on either action.
--[X] Assign Jack to Diplomacy action "my Cousin the Pain in my Neck"
--[X] Assign Jack to Research action "It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens"
-[X][Jack-Bots] Assign Jack-Bots to an Action
--[X] Assign Jack-Bots to Intrigue action "Spy On A Faction"
-[X][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
--[X] Assign Le Mime to Occult action "Killinger is a Name, Huh?"
-[X] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)
-[X] my Cousin the Pain in my Neck: Your disdain for your cousin Megan is clear and mutual, but apparently she's graduating high school and no one else can attend. You suppose putting your pride aside to support her can't make things worse between you two. (DC: Auto Success) (Reward: Megan will be shocked but grateful you came and will be a little less rude to you. She will also help out when she can if you ask.)
-[X] Jellystone Ruins Could Be Useful.. maybe?: Apparently some town called Jellystone got teleported to China in an accident, turned itself into a tourist trap and then ran itself into the ground and became ruins only inhabitated by it's former mayor Huckleberry Hound. He's Reluctant, but he needs the money to such a ridiculous extent he is willing to sell the old place to whoever for whatever price, with the only caveat being he gets to keep living there. (DC: 20) (Reward: Get the ruins of Jellystone to do as you wish with; Mayor Huckleberry Hound will be grateful and be willing to spy for or give you money and/or leadership advice you in a pinch)
--[X] Ask Don?
-[X] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)
--[X] US
-[X] Killinger is a Name, Huh?: This Dr. Killinger guy is someone you are grateful to, but you don't really trust. You're not sure if the fact he states this is a fair and Smart feeling to have is good or bad. (DC: 25) (Reward: You hang out with Killinger and study him off the clock)
-[X] It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens: Even if you don't buy Jellystone, Huckleberry will be appreciative you considered and send you an old blue carnival robot. You suppose checking him out won't hurt? (DC: 15) (reward: You get a repaired Charlie the Robot as a security guard)
 
Week 1 Results
[x] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)

Rolled a 94; No additions due to no one specifically assigned to this action.

Result: 94

.....Ok, you had to be honest, you really did not expect to get this friggin lucky on your first search.

The Golden Tiger Claw?!

Like, you aren't going to look a gift horse in the mouth, but this was just nuts.

....What was that saying from anyways? It was weird.

....Oh, right, you were grabbing the Shen Gong Wu from a museum security guard while the guy was asleep, let's get back to that.

Reward: You get the Golden Tiger Claw. It can make travel to literally anywhere so easy vehicles might as well not exist XD

[X] my Cousin the Pain in my Neck: Your disdain for your cousin Megan is clear and mutual, but apparently she's graduating high school and no one else can attend. You suppose putting your pride aside to support her can't make things worse between you two. (DC: Auto Success) (Reward: Megan will be shocked but grateful you came and will be a little less rude to you. She will also help out when she can if you ask.)

Rolled a 57; add Jack's 10 Diplomacy

Result: 67

To be continued In Omake "High School Not A Musical"

[X] Jellystone Ruins Could Be Useful.. maybe?: Apparently some town called Jellystone got teleported to China in an accident, turned itself into a tourist trap and then ran itself into the ground and became ruins only inhabitated by it's former mayor Huckleberry Hound. He's Reluctant, but he needs the money to such a ridiculous extent he is willing to sell the old place to whoever for whatever price, with the only caveat being he gets to keep living there. (DC: 20) (Reward: Get the ruins of Jellystone to do as you wish with; Mayor Huckleberry Hound will be grateful and be willing to spy for or give you money and/or leadership advice you in a pinch)

Rolled a 89; add 7 due to asking Don to assist

Result: 96

Huge Success!

Don gives you some advice on the amount of money you should give to make Huck Happy, but not give the impression you are easy to convince to throw away cash. You feel bad for the former mayor and sympathize with his desperation and decide to follow Don's advice but throw in another 100 dollars.

"...Thank you, Mr. Spicer. This... This means alot." The blue dog stared at you with tears in his eyes.

"....Those are tears of misery, right?" You realize you might have been a bit soft.

"....Yep. Definitely."

"Awesome!" You cackled.

Reward: You gained the ruins of Jellystone as a new Territory you can do whatever you wish with; DC to recruit Huckleberry Hound MASSIVELY decreases!


X] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)
--[X] US

Rolled a 62; add 41 from the Jack-Bots' Intrigue

Result: 103

Huge Success!

To be continued in Omake "Good Morning USA"

-[X] Killinger is a Name, Huh?: This Dr. Killinger guy is someone you are grateful to, but you don't really trust. You're not sure if the fact he states this is a fair and Smart feeling to have is good or bad. (DC: 25) (Reward: You hang out with Killinger and study him off the clock)

Rolled a 89; add 23 from Le Mime's Occult

Result: 112

to be continued in Omake "A Mime and an Investor Walk into a Bar..."

[X] It's all Fun and Games Until a Robot Happens: Even if you don't buy Jellystone, Huckleberry will be appreciative you considered and send you an old blue carnival robot. You suppose checking him out won't hurt? (DC: 15) (reward: You get a repaired Charlie the Robot as a security guard)

Rolled a 71; add 41 from Jack's Learning; add "EVIL BOY GENIUS!" trait's +10

Result: 122

Critical Success!

To be continued in Omake "Ruh Roh, Charlie's Better"

(....Jesus Fucking Christ, can we acknowledge how insanely good these rolls were for a Turn 1?! It's like the universe itself wants to throw Jack a bone, dear lord lol)
 
I actually didn't consider that, but honestly that's on me XD

It wouldn't be fair to say no based on how it works, so yes, yes you can

Nice!!! That's how we are recruiting our first minion! And yes, Minion, even if Omi and Jack have a history Omi must start at the bottom as any other goon, unless we really like them in that case they become HENCHMEN!!!

Man I really want to recruit 21 and 24 again, we need to get on that soon if possible. The Monarch doesn't deserve them (Well he kind of does but Jack does more)

... Boohoo, at what point of the "story" I suppose of the ventures bros are we? Did 24 already die? Please for the love of god tell moe he is still alive.

Yes all according to plan

Exactly! For the start of our evil empire we must make Jack's former enemies, the Monks, join Jack and recognize them as their leader!!!! Then we must overtake Chase! Only the the cycle will be complete!
 
... Boohoo, at what point of the "story" I suppose of the ventures bros are we? Did 24 already die? Please for the love of god tell moe he is still alive.

Y'know what?

For the sake of everyone's joy I am going to say the Monarch won during an unexpected insane event during the Season 2 finale that resulted in Rusty going Missing, the rest of his crew dying and Phantom Limb getting captured. Lol

Of course, considering the nature of the brothers back then, Hank and Dean might have cheated death and are running around somewhere... Maybe.... *Troll face*

The good morning usa omake am getting American dad vibes anyone else

I won't confirm or deny anything beyond saying American Dad characters are viable for use.
 
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