Prepare to Be Jacked Up! (CN Villains Victorious Jack Spicer Quest)

[Boohoo the 3rd]

The Voting for The Upcoming Week 4 is here! Thanks to HUGE assistance from @Habstab things are much more CK2 like, lol. Enjoy voting!

Spoiler: Martial Actions (Choose One)

[] Raid Aku's Prisons: Sure, he's a scary demon guy with an army of murderous robots but... hey, maybe some do-gooding idiot got themselves caught by him and would be very happy to work with their rescuer? (DC: 55/85) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Aku captured.)

[] Raid Vilgax's Prisons: Sure, that creepy alien guy is tough... but, that just means that any of his prisoners, human or alien, are also pretty tough. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Vilgax captured.)

[] Raid Porkbelly For Its Apple Butter: Porkbelly is famous for its Apple butter. Apparently. So, why not steal what remains of it from the, now mostly post-apocalyptic, city and sell it to someone else? (DC: 30) (Reward: You world-famous of world famous apple butter that you can sell, while also figuring out the recipe.)

[] Raid Porkbelly For It's, Disarmed, Nuclear Missiles: So, it turns out that Russia and Porkbelly (just Porkbelly, not the US) made a bet. And the Russians lost, so now there's a lot of nukes just... lying around in Porkbelly. Uh, sure they may not be armed, but someone may be able to make at least one of them active. (DC: 100) (Reward: You now have a bunch of disarmed nukes. No one else has access to these nukes unless they steal them from you.)

[] Take Over The Nearby Town: All ya need to do is to waltz in and claim you own the place. (DC: 10) (Reward: You gain control of a nearby town. New expansion/Stewardship options available.)

[] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)

[] Attack A Faction: You're going to be the biggest bad guy in the world, so you'll need to teach these other guys just what their place is. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Chosen faction weakened.)

-[] What faction do you attack? You must spy on other factions before you get a guess on how high an assault DC is for them.

[] Attack A Hero/Villain: Some of these small fries could do a decent job, if they worked for you. But some people are just too stubborn, and can become problems later. So, you'll need to rough them up a bit. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Targeted unit may be wounded for a number of turns or captured. Cannot use this on faction leaders. If you assign a certain robotic assassin, the target will be killed instead.)

-[] Choose who to attack. DC is dependent on their combined Martial and Intrigue stats.

Spoiler: Diplomacy (Choose One)

[] So, Uh, How Much Is It Going To Cost Me?: You need more muscles and brainpower if you want to take over the world. Thankfully, while there are quite a few giant empires that dominate the Earth, there's also a ton of little heroes and villains that you can snatch up. Now, you just need to approach them and see how much it's going to cost to hire them. (DC: Dependent On Who's Chosen) (Reward: Selected unit hired.)

-[] Fred Fredburger (DC: 30)
-[] Ezekiel (DC: 20)
-[] Argite (DC: 40)
-[] Black Knight (DC: 50)
-[] Baboon King: (DC: 45)
-[] Porkbelly's Founding Zombies (DC: 10)
-[] Brain Freezer (DC: 70)
-[] Mr. Black And Mr. White (DC: 40)
-[] Mr. Mittens + Butler (DC: 70)
-[] Zorak (DC: 50)

[] Contact Nicole Through "Official Channels": The current US president is obviously a weak idiot who can barely do anything by himself. The real power behind the 'throne" is Nicole Waterson. If you can get in contact with her, you may be able to get her help while also undermining the current president's power. (DC: 60) (Reward: You contact Nicole Waterson. New actions available. Can become friends with Nicole depending on your future actions. People may realize that you're trying to meet her.)

[] The "Ungrounding": Technically, Bling-Bling Boy has been "grounded" from using most of his old inventions after he "horribly embarrassed" his mother. Maybe you can convince her that her son's "turned over a new leaf" and that she should give him a few of his old "toys" back? (DC: 70) (Reward: Meet BBB's mom. Gain a random invention for free.)

[] Enemy Of My Enemy...: So, while you don't like those Xiaolin dorks, they are your best bet if you want to get rid of Chase anytime soon. Of course, you don't actually know where they went after you helped destroy their temple. (DC: 60+30, as you don't know where they are.) (Reward: Temporary alliance with at least one member of the surviving monks.)

[] Meet The "General" Through Official Channels: Bling-Bling has had many run-ins with a certain, hard-ass general who works for the US. While they aren't on good terms, it wouldn't be a bad idea to get in contact with someone so highly ranked in the military. And who has a ton of fire power. (DC: 60) (Reward: Meet with the General. May recruit Mr. B and Mr. W for free. People may notice that you're trying to meet with him.)

[] Meet With Chris Mclain: So, it may not be a smart idea to make a crazy guy like Chris know you exist, but he is, technically, fighting those weird Gem things, so he may be happy to get some help. Maybe. He is crazy. (DC: 80) (Reward: Contact with Chris made.)

Spoiler: Stewardship (Choose One)

(Note: You lack the space to build anything big at the moment.)

[] Repair The Temple: So, you still haven't fully fixed the temple yet, so you should really get on that. (DC: 40) (Reward: Temple fully repaired. New actions available.)

[] Build A Basic Lab: So, while you and BBB are smart enough to make things without a lab... it wouldn't hurt to actually build one. (DC: 50) (New research action available.)

[] Buy Out Wacko's Toys: So, it turns out that there's a crazy toy maker that lives in Porkbelly. Who also hates everyone who isn't an adult. So, currently, he hates your entire existence. Maybe you shouldn't let him have an entire company to use to make his weird fantasies a reality. (DC: 40) (Reward: Wacko Toy's bought out. New actions available.)

[] Buy Out ToHo Toys: These guys are the ones who made those weird robot monks. If they can make those, what else can try make. (DC: 70) (Reward: ???)

Spoiler: Intrigue (Choose One)

[] Contact Nicole Through "Unofficial Channels": The current US president is obviously a weak idiot who can barely do anything by himself. The real power behind the 'throne" is Nicole Waterson. If you can get in contact with her, you may be able to get her help while also undermining the current president's power. (DC: 70) (Reward: You contact Nicole Waterson. New actions available. Can become friends with Nicole depending on your future actions.)

[] Meet The "General" Through Unofficial Channels: Bling-Bling has had many run-ins with a certain, hard-ass general who works for the US. While they aren't on good terms, it wouldn't be a bad idea to get in contact with someone so highly ranked in the military. And who has a ton of firepower?. (DC: 70) (Reward: Meet with the General. May recruit Mr. B and Mr. W for free.)

[] Search For The Xiaolin Monks: So, after their temple was destroyed, you kinda lost track of the monks. Maybe you should double check to see if they're all dead or not... (DC: ???) (Reward:???)

[] Recover Bling-Bling's Stuff: So, most of Bling-Bling's things are still stuck in his old volcano lair on his parent's private island. Since his mom won't let him use them, maybe you should send someone there to retrieve them. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Chance to recover some of BBB's tech.)

[] Search For Shen Gong Wu: Now, where can you find more of them? (DC: 60/70/80) (Reward: Sheng Gong Wu discovered.)

[] Search For More Potential Employees: You need a LOT more help. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: New characters added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Search For Magical People: Really, the only ones that can help you with magic stuff us Scaramouche and Le Mime right now. You should change that. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Magical units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Search For Heroes: Sure, they may be self righteous, but they'll probably be willing to help you fight the big guys around you. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Heroic units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Search For Villains: Right now, it's a pretty good time to be a bad guy. But, there's also quite a few smaller groups and loners out there that keep getting crushed by the guys who currently rule most of the world. Maybe they'll be interested in a partnership? (DC: Variable) (Reward: Villain units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)

-[] US. (DC: 40/90)
-[] Chase Young and his band of jerks. (DC: ???)
-[] Vilgax (DC: 80)
-[] Aku (DC: 130)
-[] Porkbelly (DC: 20/40/60/80)
-[] Endsville (DC: 99)
-[] Chris and his half of Canada. (DC: 70)
-[] Peridot and her half of Canada. (DC: 140)

[] Spy On Someone: I spy with my little eye... (DC: Variable) (Reward

-[] Nicole Waterson (DC: 90)
-[] Fred Fredburger (DC: 1)
-[] Ezekiel (DC: 20)
-[] Baboon King (DC: 40)
-[] Write-in (Ask.)

Spoiler: Research Actions (Choose Two)

[] Metal Maker: It seems that the "Test Sisters" that Bling-Bling Boy keeps yammering on about made some sort of "Midus Touch" microwave that turned anything that was inside of it into gold. Since BBB keeps raining about how smart he is, why don't you have him build his own version of it. It will, basically, give you infinite gold and metal you can use for your other projects. (DC: 70) (Reward: You can turn non-living objects into metal. You will never run out of metal.)

[] X and Y: Bling-Bling built a few gynoids a while ago, but he's mostly left them to rot. Maybe you can come up with a few upgrades for them so they can keep up with your Jackbots? (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Bling-Bling's human-like robots upgraded. Can choose how you upgraded them.)

[] What Can We Be Build For You?: Bling-Bling also claims that the Test Sister made a horde of construction bots. Those sound useful right now. (DC: 45) (Rewards: +10 to Stewardship rolls where you build things.)

[] Jackbot MK X: Hey, it's not an actual number, but it does sound cool, (DC: 60) (Reward: New Jackbot model built. Better than what you currently have.)

[] Robo-Monks: So, the ToHo Toy Factory made a bunch of evil robot toys based on those Xiaolin losers. Maybe you can make your own marketable, and still deadly, toy versions of yourself and your minions/partners? (DC: 40/90) (Reward: Marketable robot versions of you and your "hero" units. Expendable toy soldiers you can use against your enemies.)

Spoiler: Occult (Choose One)

[] Magically Search For Shen Gong Wu: Magic should be good for tracking things, right? (DC: Variable. The higher the better.) (Rewards: You magically locate random artifacts, including possible Shen Gong Wu.)

[] Search For More Magical People: You can really only rely on Le Mime and Scaramouche for magical assistance at the moment. That needs to change. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: People with high Occult stats added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

[] Study Le Mine's Magic (Le Mime must be assigned): You don't actually know how Le Mime's works. (DC: 80?) (Rewards: ???)

[] Teach The Occult (Must assign one hero unit Occult +15 and one with Occult under 15): So, not everyone knows or believes that magic and the like exist. Including some of your minions. That really needs to change. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: The hero with the lower Occult stat has their Occult stat trained/raised.)

Spoiler: Hero Assignments

You can only assign one hero unit to an action unless they're Jack or a Henchmen unit.

[][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit (and an extra henchmen unit) to help him on either action.
-[] Assign Jack.
-[] Assign Jack.

[][BBB] Assign BBB to an action.
-[] Assign BBB

[][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
-[] Assign Le Me.

[][Scaramouche] Assign Scarsmouche and his beetle bots to an action.
-[] Assign Scaramouche.

[][Henchmen 21 And 24] Assign 21 and 24 to an action to either preform it by themselves or assist another hero unit.
-[] Assign Henchmen 21 and 24.

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

You were George Harkness, more (in)famously known as Captain Boomerang… and you couldn't believe your poor luck.

After being let off the Team Early, a prison sentence allowed Amanda Waller to scoop you right back up and plop you right back into Task Force X. Seriously, how do you get drafted into a deadly special ops team TWICE?!

"This bloody bites…." You snarl, flicking away a cigar as you look over the poor saps stuck with you on this mission to raid A Mojo JoJo stronghold. The team consisted of;

Your only old fellow teammate still alive, Explosives Expert Plastique.

The bumbling and jerkish Daffy Duck.

The even more bumbling but Much more intelligent Dr. Eggman.

Rouge Jethro and Mikayla units.

The ever cowardly and distraught Glorft Commander.

The angry Biker Rojo.

And the perverted former Hero Student Mineta Minoru.

…..Overall, you got the feeling you were screwed.

"Look, man, none of us want to be here, quit your whining." Rojo grunted.

"Guys, shouldn't we be quiet in case Mojo's Lackies hear us?" Glorft Commander whimpered. You ignored him and bickered with Rojo a bit more as you get closer and closer to the fortress you had to get back USA Weapons from.

"Oh, we're here. I'll hack the door op-" Eggman started. Plastique promptly blew the door up with a bomb.

".....Or we could do that." Eggman sighed. You chuckle and start to go in… before shoving Mineta (who had been about to grab Rojo's butt) in instead.

"Hey! What the heck you je-" Mineta began…. Before two logs promptly crush him to death.

"Yep, it's booby-trapped." You nod, completely uncaring of the teen's death.

"Yeesh, We all hated the guy, but couldn't you have used a rock or something to test that?" Daffy raised an eyebrow.

"Obviously mate. I just chose not to." You shamelessly shrug, using Mineta's corpse to trigger the other traps until it was safe.

"I AM JETHRO." Jethro boomed, wheeling in ahead of you all… and getting shot to smithereens by monkeys with guns.

"Shit!" You shouted as you and your remaining teammates took cover.

"Ugh, why can't things be easy?!" Glorft Commander sobbed, getting a comforting pat from Mikayla. You manage to Boomerang a few monkeys out of their weaponry before having to take cover again.

"How do we get past?!" Plastique exclaimed.

"Wait…. I totally forgot! I have a high tolerance for gunfire!" Daffy laughed as he promptly approached the monkeys. He indeed only sustains his beak going out of shape and some soot covered ruffled feathers as he kicks and jabs the monkeys, soon defeating them.

"....Ok then." You shrug, not really sure how Daffy accomplished this but not caring as long as the mission was over. You grab the USA experimental super guns and start to book it back to your helicopter. The others fall suit… just as the room is basked in red light and a timer starts ticking down.

"AW C'MON!" Plastique shouts.

"I thought you liked explosions?" Eggman deadpanned sarcastically.

The group runs faster and faster, just barely managing to make it out before the building explodes, with the only Casualty being Mikayla, who got her foot stuck just before she could jump out.

"Bloody hell… I hate being on this team…" you pant.

"Finally, something we agree on." Rojo grunted.

And so you deliver the super guns to Waller and Vice President Watterson, only getting curt nods as thanks (and a nose breaking punch to the face in your case when You mutter about ungratefulness).

All in all, this life sucked.

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Spoiler: Nicole Waterson

Nicole Waterson (The Amazing World Of Gumball)

Description: Once a loving housewife and businesswoman, the now single Nicole Waterson has found herself in the position as the US's Vice-President. And, honestly, she'd be a better president than a Vice one.

- Relationship: 0/100 (Unknown)

Martial: 30 (Don't make this kitty mad.)

Diplomacy: 45 (Nicole is the one woman who's probably keeping her country together.)

Stewardship: 50 (Nicole not only has years of experience at her old job, her duties as the Vice-President of the US, and having to work with the cowardly current president, have made her very good at micro-managing things.)

Intrigue: 30 (Nicole, like all cats, is quite sneaky.)

Learning: 20 (Nicole was pushed to be the smartest and best in her class by her parents. While she isn't a super genius, she still retains a lot of the knowledge she learned.)

Occult: ??? (You figure that she's decently well informed on the US's mystical issues..)

Traits:

- ???

- ???

- ???

- ???

Spoiler: Jamie (MEGAS XLR)

Jamie (MEGAS XLR)

Description: Formerly a cowardly wannabe ladies man sidekick, Jamie has bumbled his way into now being the cowardly wannabe ladies man President of the United States of America. God help us all.

Relationship: 0/100 (Unknown)

Martial: 5 (Jamie is completely and utterly useless in a fight, being a complete coward with no real fighting skills)

Diplomacy: 6 (Jamie is President of the US, but literally only because he was the DEFAULT best choice. He's only picked up the bare minimum of skills needed to not get impeached)

Stewardship: 5 (Jamie has a tendency to waste money on things to boost his ego or to save his own skin via giving into villains' demands)

Intrigue: 10 (Jamie can sneak around decently, especially when his life is in danger)

Learning: 6 (Jamie, though not a complete idiot, often doesn't learn his lesson and can be kind of socially unaware.)

Occult: ??? (You don't know what he knows, but he seems too…. Pathetic to be aware)

Traits:

- ???

- ???

- ???

- ???

Spoiler: Amanda Waller (Justice League Unlimited)

Amanda Waller (Justice League Unlimited)

Description: The cold hearted and ever calculating high ranking government official who has a severe disdain for criminals.

Relationship: 0/100 (Unknown)

Martial: 14 (Though not a huge Proponent in getting her own hands dirty, Waller can fight decently and will to defend herself)

Diplomacy: 45 (She didn't become a high ranking government official through nothing, is very calm and collected under pressure and is always convincing people of things)

Stewardship: 25 (Being a government official, she obviously has a budget, one she has been able to stretch pretty well)

Intrigue: 26 (Is very capable at spying on her team without them knowing, and this could easily extend to others)

Learning: 42 (Is incredibly intelligent and a bit of a chess master, easily able to manipulate others to an insane degree)

Occult: ??? (you don't know, but it's probably scary good)

Traits:

- ???

- ???

- ???

- ???

Spoiler: Task Force X

Task Force X (Captain Boomerang, Plastique, Daffy Duck, Dr. Eggman, Glorft Commander and Rojo) (Justice League Unlimited, Looney Tunes, Sonic Boom, MEGAS XLR and Ben 10)

Relationship: 0/100 (Unknown)

Description: A covert ops team consisting of drafted criminals that will get blown up If they don't comply. They really hate this arrangement.

Martial: 50 (Being a team of dangerous criminals, their combined skills make them a force to be reckoned with)

Diplomacy: 7 (They each are more likely to just shoot you than attempt to reason things out, except Glorft Commander, but he's too pathetic to really be successful)

Stewardship: 12 (They don't really have access to money right now, technically being prisoners and only being let out to do deadly missions. Eggman was the only one who really knew how to handle money well.)

Intrigue: 26 (They are a COVERT ops team for a reason, after all. If they screw up, they're dead, so they've learnt to stealth it up)

Learning: 47 (Each one, except maybe Daffy, is pretty intelligent and Capable with technology. And even then Daffy can be a pretty good schemer)

Occult: ??? (Would a gang of criminals stuck working for the government really need knowledge on the supernatural? Beats you)

Traits:

- ???

- ???

- ???

- ???

This is basically Where info on figures from other important factions throughout the world will be stored!

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

[X] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums

33 + 3 = 36

Henchmen 21 and 24 take some JackBots raid a nearby museum to be certain there's no Shen Gong Wu. Just your luck, there really weren't any!

Though you DO get The boots of world famous World Martial Arts Champion Mr. Hercule Satan, plus some T. Rex bones. Sooooo... That's something, you guess.

Gained Mr. Satan's Boots and some T. Rex Bones; Can Either Sell for Some Cash on the Black Market or ??? (To be revealed in the next Research Action Section)

[X] The "Ungrounding"

21

Failure!

You try to get an appointment with Bling Bling Boy's Mother, but she's so dang busy you simply can not successfully do it. You could always barge in... But she sounds scary. And that probably wouldn't sit well with your minion.

[X] Buy Out Wacko's Toys

65

Success!

After you show Wacko's shareholders some evidence of his quite frankly insane nature, they happily boot him out and Sell the Place to you. The nut roars and swears vengeance as he drives away in a clown car, which doesn't really concern you.

Gained Ownership of Wacko's Toys; Gained an Enemy in Wacko

[X] Recover Bling-Bling's Stuff

58 + 27 = 85

Huge Success!

"Alright, baby, I just have one question," Scaramouche began to ask over his comms, even as he kicked a sabertooth tiger into a gold plated wall, "why are there so many of these giant cats and lizards on your island?"

"Eh, thought that bringing back the dinosaurs and a few Ice Age era mammals would win Susan's heart." Bling Bling starts off sounding hopeful, but his tone slowly becomes more depressed as he continues. "It didn't work."

"No harm, no foul. Still, I'd appreciate a better warning next time." The assassin android replies, as he grabs a massive, almost comically, large barge filled red energy drinks. "And, on the topic of 'telling me things', why do I need all this 'Red Gush'?"

"It's your escape plan. Just trust me on this. Now, just go find my garage, and get inside the only thing in there that has a massive drill on it."

Scarsmouche nods, even as he continues to battle off the island's not-so-native wildlife. Eventually, he finds where BBB stores all of his vehicles, including a giant rocket powered drill that's held up in the air and pointing straight at massive hole in the ground. Scaramouche rushes towards the drill, ripped the door door open, and runs to the driver's seat, and slams a key that BB Boy had given him earlier into the ignition.

"Oh, also, since the tunnel has already been made, this will go really, really fa-"

Even as Bling-Bling says, Scaramouche jumps into the driver seat as the drill goes from zero to a trillion, the massive machine more like a rocket than a drill.

"Now this is a getaway!" The robot chuckled as he watched countless miles of tunnels pass him by in mere seconds. But, soon enough, thanks to just how fast the drill is going, the ride comes to an end.

Following BBB's next instructions, Scaramouche kicks open the drill's door and throws the insane amount of energy drinks outside... right in front of a mass of mole people. The mole people, most of whom wear stereotypical leather biker clothes, stare at the bag, at the red gush with awe. Then each of them, even one wears a crown, pull a sombrero from behind their backs and, as one, slam it onto their heads.

The only one who doesn't look like a biker mole, one who were a robe and, before the sombrero covered it up, a crown cries, "It's time for a FIESTA!"

Rewards: Gained a Hydro Cruiser (a speed boat with pre-set coordinates to Bling Bling's Island. Complete with nitro rope, foam and licorice; can be reprogrammed); One super drill vehicle that's gold plated; New Diplomacy action unlocked with a DC reduction. Unlocked the Mole King's sheet.

[X] Metal Maker

5 + 10 = 15

Complete Failure!

Wow, you were good, but this tech was just nuts! You couldn't fathom how anyone could possibly BUILD this thing! After the third explosion, you throw up your hands and give up.

The Temple Is Damaged

[X] What Can We Be Build For You?

10 + 35 = 45

Success!

"So, uh, are they supposed to be covered in gold?" You ask as you examine the, actually somewhat intimidating, golden construction bots, who have an array of metal hands, buzzsaws, blowtorches, and other such tools spread out between them.

"Completely gold?" The pre-teen scoffs. "Sadly, no. This is just an old pseudo-gold playing I made so I could cover everything in 'gold', but so I wouldn't have to steal stuff from Fort Nox. Without that gold-making ray, precious metals don't just grow on trees."

"... Huh." You mutter, before shrugging. "Well, I just wanted to make sure you weren't blowing all our money in this. Sure, I like making my robots cool looking, but there's a rims and a place dude."

Reward: 50 Construction Bots created. +10 to building Stewardship options. If you are attacked, they act as guards that have +15 Martial, and can create makeshift fortifications on the fly.

[X] Study Le Mime's Magic

6

Complete Failure!

As if Le Mime wasn't bad enough, trying to discover how his magic works just gives you a headache and gives the jerk ample time to annoy you. Sooooo... That could've gone better.

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

I will definitely make sure that I add these things next time.

But for now, I just realized I should probably make a list of Items you own:

The Monkey Staff - +9 to Occult

Jack Bots (x48)

Super Drill Vehicle

Construction Bots (x50)

Hydro Cruiser

Mr. Satan's Boots

T. Rex Bones

Robot Alligators (x3)

Sound Weapons

Missile Launchers

Porkbelly Apple Butter (x40)

Microwave That turns ANYTHING inside it to Gold

Third Arm Sash - +15 to Martial

Mantis Flip Coin - +5 to Martial

Shadow of Fear - +12 To Intrigue

1,000 Robot Toys Of Your Hero Units Altogether

44 Robo Pals

35 Oil Barrels

Magic Whip - +20 Occult to whoever wields it. Allows you to cast any spell you can think of.

Cotton Candy Blaster - which gives +5 Martial to whoever has it equipped and a -5 to all enemy rolls if an enemy is hit by it.

Portable Lab

Anti-Sun Goggles

Anywhere Sight Goggles - +25 to Intrigue

Yang Yo-Yo - +15 to Intrigue

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

As you may have noticed, I'm alternating between CK2 Actions and Personal Actions.

Here's the List of Personal Actions to Vote for!

Spoiler: Jack (You) (Pick Two)

[] Train with Your JackBots (DC: 45) (Reward: You and the JackBots Gain +2 to Martial)

[] Train with The Monkey Staff (DC: 20) (Reward: The Monkey Staff now +7 to Occult Actions when used)

[] Prank Le Mime (DC: 40) (Reward: Le Mime will start respecting you and Will Tone Down the Assholery)

[] Watch The News (DC: 10) (Gain Valuable Information on The State of China)

Spoiler: Bling Bling Boy (Pick One)

[] Look For the Test Sisters (DC: 70) (Reward: Find out What happened to Susan and Mary Test after the Destruction of Porkbelly; Possibly find Out what Happened to the Rest of The Test Family; Potentially Gain Johnny Test, Hugh Test, Lila Test or Dukey as a Hero Unit)

[] Reprogram the Hydro Cruiser (DC: 25) (Reward: The Hydro Cruiser will now take you anywhere)

[] use Your Skills to make T. Rex Clones and a Mr. Satan Clone (DC: 74) (Reward: You gain an Army of T. Rexes AND a Clone of Mr. Hercule Satan; The former adds +20 Martial to any Rolls involving destruction while the latter Will add +10 Martial to Martial Arts involving situations and +25 Intrigue to Really Big Lies)

[] Boss Around your Loyal Scientists (DC: 15) (Reward: The Scientists will build a random invention)

Spoiler: Scaramouche and the Beetle Drones (Pick One)

[] Practice your Flute Playing (DC: 10) (Reward: Scaramouche now Can Use his Flute to Put People to Sleep)

[] Build Defenses (DC: 20) (Reward: The Beetle Drones build some minor defenses for Temple)

[] Dance to Jazz (DC: 10) (Reward: Scaramouche and the Beetle Drones get a Morale Boost)

[] Steal some Oil (DC: 15) (Reward: Scaramouche and Co. Gain Some Oil that can be used for them to drink or, more importantly, used to Fuel things)

Spoiler: Henchman 21 and 24 (Pick One)

[] Reach Out to your Old Friends at the Fluttering Horde (DC: 45) (Reward: You Gain Contact with The Monarch's Henchmen Force and Info on his Land; Some Random Fluttering Horde Henchmen May Quit The Monarch to Work for You)

[] Have a Nerdy Argument (DC: 15) (Reward: 21 and 24 become paradoxically closer, making the Dark Potential Trait More Effective)

[] Cook Ramen for Everyone (DC: 15) (Reward: Everyone is well fed)

[] Train with Your Wingsuits (DC: 20) (Reward: 21 and 24's Costumes gain the ability of flight)

Spoiler: Le Mime (Pick One)

[] Practice your Mime Skills (DC: 10) (Reward: Le Mime Gains more Power in Your Mime Magic)

[] Practice With a Yo-yo (DC: 15) (Reward: Le Mime feels more relaxed)

[] Eat a Baguette (DC: 10) (Reward: Le Mime is reminded of home and feels happy)

[] Steal from The Nearby Town (DC: 20) (Reward: Le Mime Gains a random Item)

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Okey so we have a T. Rex Bone. If it is possible, next turn we are getting our own dinosaur army, no exceptions. We have a Genetics Genius with Bling Bling Boy, so it isn't out of reach. And if possible, we need to recruit someone with decent diplomacy next turn too.

Also @Boohoo the 3rd, does the Hydro Cruiser offer advantages in rolls or something? Or just to facilite traveling?

Click to shrink...

It's just For Travel currently, but you could Totally upgrade it to Give Bonuses to Rolls.

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

[X] Prank Le Mime

3 + 11 = 14'

Critical Failure!

Fed up with Le Mime's antics, you decide to give him a taste of his own medicine! You set up some JackBots to throw pies at him.... Only for him to keep himself safe with his mime magic boxes.

"AW C'MON!"

[X] Watch the News

12 + 41 = 53

Critical Success!

You decide you should probably stay informed of the going ons of everything happening in your new home country. So you flip on the news and watch for a few hours.

You learn quite a bit. Aku and Vilgax are currently in a huge power struggle, which Aku seems to be winning, though not without heavy losses and quite a bit of trouble. Your traitorous former allies, the Heylin, are apparently doing pretty well too, gaining tons of valuable artifacts and lucrative deals.

This STRENGTHENS your resolve. TENFOLD!

Gained Valuable Info on Vilgax, Aku and the Heylin Empire!

[X] Reprogram the Hydro Cruiser

12 + 35 = 47

Success!

It took little to no effort for Bling Bling Boy to reprogram his old invention to no longer only go to his old lab.

"Ha, almost too easy! I even made it capable of land travel!" He smirks.

"Wow. Wait, is it really still a Hydro Cruiser then?" You ponder.

"....Huh."

The Hydro Cruiser Will now Take you Anywhere You Want!

[X] Build Defenses

44 + 25 = 69

Critical Success!

You guess the Beetle Drones were More Useful Than you thought, because they really came through. They dug a moat they filled with three waterproof Robot Alligators, set up some small missile launchers and some disorienting sound weapons.

"Wow." You blinked. The Beetle Drones scuttled about happily.


[X] Train with Your Wingsuits

25 + 13 = 39

Success!

21 and 24 decide to actually, y'know, train with their old suits. After a bit (and falling out a window) the two discover they can FLY!

"THIS IS SO RAD!" They shout.

"Don't fly too close to the sun, babes." Scaramouche quipped.

"AH, MY EYES!"

"Dang, they flew too close to the sun." You shake your head.

[X] Practice your Mime Skills

72 + 23 = 95

Critical Success!

Le Mime practices his mime skills for multiple hours, which makes you nervous after your failed prank on him.

Sure enough, he can levitate things and throws multiple pies in your face.

"AW C'MON!" You repeat.

Le Mime can now straight up Levitate things!

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

I've decided to try my hand at making Potential Allies Sheets too so I don't always have to bug @Habstab for them. XD

Spoiler: Komodo Saturday

Komodo Saturday (The Secret Saturdays)

Description: A smarter than average mutant Komodo Dragon with an endless appetite and a bad attitude.

Martial: 40 (Komodo is a pretty good fighter)

Diplomacy: 5 (Komodo can't speak English and has a bad attitude)

Stewardship: 5 (Komodo has never had a need for money)

Intrigue: 46 (Komodo can turn invisible and is sneaky even without that)

Learning: 25 (He's smarter than the average animal)

Occult: 41 (Komodo has seen some stuff)

Traits:

Big Appetite: Komodo is a big eater and can eat a ton. (+15 in Rolls involving restaurants or food; -5 Malus if he isn't allowed to eat something)

Invisibility: Komodo can turn invisible. Neat! (+20 to Intrigue Rolls)

Spoiler: Zorak

Zorak (Space Ghost: Coast to Coast)

Description: A rather snarky former Supervillain turned musician for a Talk show. Though he seems more than willing to get back into his old gig.

Martial: 51 (The guy literally survived a planet exploding. Plus he can handle a pretty decent battle)

Diplomacy: 7 (Zorak is... Not a pleasant guy)

Stewardship: 35 (He helped maintain the budget of a talk show for several seasons. Plus his Villainous weaponry doesn't come cheap)

Intrigue: 8 (Zorak just isn't very sneaky. I guess being a mantis man will do that to ya)

Learning: 40 (Zorak is a decent inventor and willing to learn new skills)

Occult: 5 (Zorak believes in magic, but has no skill in it really)

Traits:

Coast to Coast Was Successful, Ya Hear?: Zorak is pretty proud of his old talk show. (+15 on Rolls with people who are fans of Coast to Coast)

Upmost Improbable Survival: again, the dude SURVIVED A PLANETARY EXPLOSION! (Zorak will survive most explosions)

Spoiler: Master Frown and Brock

Master Frown and Brock (Unikitty!)

Description: A "Doom Lord", beings that exist solely to spread Misery, albeit the lowest ranking one and his best friend/roommate/sidekick.

Martial: 20 (Neither are the greatest of battlers, but they at least can take a lot of punishment)

Diplomacy: 25 (Though Master Frown is kind of a jerk and often hard to take seriously, Brock is a pretty chill dude and people are willing to hear him out)

Stewardship: 20 (Master Frown OFTEN forgets to pay rent and is generally not the best with money, but Brock is decent with it)

Intrigue: 37 (Both are pretty good at disguises)

Learning: 15 (Frown is too stubborn and Brock is too chill to really learn much)

Occult: 20 (Both are aware of magic and will occasionally employ it)

Traits:

Brock the Master of Chill: Brock is pretty capable of de-escalating situations. (Brock adds +15 To Resolving Situations Without Violence)

My Name is LITERALLY Master Frown: Master Frown is a pretty proud guy in regards to his job. (Master Frown Adds +10 to Rolls that Would Greatly Displease Someone)

Spoiler: Raymond and Darrell

Raymond and Darrell (OK KO Let's Be Heroes!)

Description: A duo of mass produced, hive mind robots for sale to any Villain. Darrell is a typical teenage other than a great love for cowboys and some goofy tendencies while Raymond loves fashion and sports.

Martial: 26 (Both, though not the greatest, are literally designed to fight heroes)

Diplomacy: 5 (They're REALLY more meant for fighting)

Stewardship: 5 (They're evil robots. They have no need for money)

Intrigue: 27 (If need be, they can and will sneak around rather than fight)

Learning: 28 (Being robots they're much smarter than the average human.... For the most part)

Occult: 5 (They're robots, they have no use for magic and quite frankly are fine with that)

Traits:

Upgradable: They're surprisingly customizable. (Raymond and Darrell are both incredibly easy to upgrade to be more effective in certain areas)

Spoiler: Monstrox

Monstrox (Nexo Knights)

Description: A disgraced Wizard who was trapped in a book. Later became a cloud. Is able to bring life to stone monsters and evil turn people evil. Pretty useful!

Martial: 15 (Although he doesn't normally fight, being a cloud and all, he DOES have lightning powers)

Diplomacy: 20 (Monstrox is actually pretty decent at tricking the weak willed)

Stewardship: 5 (as an evil cloud, he has no real use for money)

Intrigue: 23 (Can occasionally pass as a non living cloud if need be, much as he hates it)

Learning: 15 (Though arrogant, Monstrox is occasionally willing to learn if it will help him)

Occult: 57 (Monstrox is actually a master wizard who was only surpassed by one man in his original world)

Traits:

Master of Evil Magic: Monstrox is a bad, bad magical cloud. (Monstrox can forcibly turn Hero Units evil if he so desires)

IT LIVES!: Monstrox is a proud monster papa! (Monstrox Can bring life to monster statues, though someone else has to make them)

Spoiler: Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)

Description: A wannabe ladies man with horrible luck who often winds up in incredibly wacky situations.

Martial: 25 (Johnny IS trained in Karate.... And can certainly survive a beating)

Diplomacy: 7 (Johnny is a meathead and wannabe womanizer. Not exactly leader material)

Stewardship: 12 (Johnny has lived with his mother well into adulthood and doesn't have a consistent job. Money isn't his strong suit)

Intrigue: 13 (Johnny really isn't stealthy except sometimes on accident)

Learning: 9 (Johnny is a complete idiot who never really learns his lesson)

Occult: 5 (Johnny has seen magic but never bothered to learn it)

Traits:

Wannabe Womanizer: Johnny isn't as much as a hit with the ladies as he thinks. (Johnny gets a -15 Malus when dealing with women)

Wacky Situations: Johnny can't seem to go one day without getting caught up in strange shenanigans. (Johnny will often find random items from off screen and bizarre misadventures)

Spoiler: Phil the Pilferer

Phil the Pilferer (Mighty Magiswords)

Description: An arrogant thief from a (.....mostly) medieval kingdom who will steal anything that isn't nailed down.

Martial: 10 (Phil is more of a sneak based attacker than a direct fighter)

Diplomacy: 7 (Phil is…. Pretty annoying, actually. And the whole proud thief thing doesn't help)

Stewardship: 23 (Though Phil doesn't own a business or anything, being a thief has taught him a thing or two about handling other people's money)

Intrigue: 50 (Phil is actually an INCREDIBLY good sneak and Pilferer, usually only getting caught by exceptional people used to him)

Learning: 10 (Again, Phil is from a mostly medieval kingdom and incredibly arrogant, so he hasn't learned a huge amount)

Occult: 13 (Phil has seen dragons and the like, he knows the occult exists. He just, y'know, can't do magic himself)

Traits:

Even When Phil Loses, He Wins!: Phil is a strange mixture of equal parts good and bad luck. (When Phil gets a Critical Failure, his next Critical Failure is reduced)

Anachronism: Phil's kingdom is only MOSTLY medieval. (Phil will get a -4 Malus on using some technology, but not others)

Spoiler: Griffon "Griff" Kato

Griffon "Griff" Kato (Rave Master)

Description: A perverted blue… thing that is an expert map maker. Is otherwise pretty useless.

Martial: 15 (Griff can survive quite the beating, but isn't even slightly a fighter)

Diplomacy: 20- 10 = 10 (Griff's perverted nature often pisses off females, but he WAS the Ruler of a small island nation and can lead males decently)

Stewardship: 21 (Griff briefly ran a service for leading travellers places on his wagon drawn by his pet, Tanchimo)

Intrigue: 30 (Griff's small size and expert level peeping skills often help him out)

Learning: 15 (Griff is, again, an expert at map making and occasionally brighter than he lets on, but not by much)

Occult: 35 (Not only is Griff fully aware of the supernatural, he has his own supernatural ability)

Traits:

Expert Map Maker: Think I've made this pretty clear. (Griff gets a +5 Roll on things Involving maps)

Y-You Pervert!: The woes of being a perv. (Griff gets a -10 Diplomacy malus when dealing with women)

Unnatural Survival: Griff has the ability to survive getting cut in half. Huh. (Griff, if cut in half, will temporarily split in two for a few days before rejoining. The second Griff grants a +6 To Griff's Rolls)

Spoiler: Chloe Park

Chloe Park (We Bare Bears)

Description: A 10 year old child prodigy who recently graduated College with an animal studies degree. She's a nice girl, but desperate to prove herself, particularly with people like Mandark and Dexter out there.

Martial: 5 (She's, y'know, a Ten year old)

Diplomacy: 15 (Chloe gets a little nervous sometimes, but is otherwise kind and wise enough to be pretty good at leadership)

Stewardship: 5 (She's smart, but still a child after all. They generally aren't good with money)

Intrigue: 21 (Chloe is decent at sneaking around, using her small size and her environment)

Learning: 40 (Chloe DID graduate college before she was a teenager, after all)

Occult: 5 (Chloe doesn't have much issue believing in the occult surprisingly, but she has no practical skill in it)

Traits:

Animal Lover: Chloe's only real friends for a long time were talking Bears. (+10 on Rolls involving animals, +12 if they're bears)

Pre-Teen: She's a highly intelligent 10 year old…. But Is still a 10 year old! (same as BBB And Jillian)

Spoiler: Yamcha and Puar

Yamcha and Puar (Dragon Ball)

Description: Former desert bandits turned unlucky world saviors turned successful baseball player and manager. Though they've fallen on hard times Due to Being forced to retire to keep the game interesting (Yamcha is just TOO good) and their bank getting blown up, leaving them penniless.

Martial: 55 (Puar can't fight at all, but Yamcha is one of the strongest pure humans on Earth)

Diplomacy: 17 (Yamcha and Puar are both really nice but they have no real skill in this regard)

Stewardship: 35 (Yamcha and Puar are former bandits and would have made very smart money decisions if their bank hadn't been destroyed)

Intrigue: 50 (Puar can LITERALLY shapeshift, and Yamcha ain't too shabby either)

Learning: 20 (Both are decent strategists)

Occult: 20 (Puar learned to Shapeshift from a magic school specialized in it and Yamcha is fully aware of magic)

Traits:

(Third) Strongest Human: On his original world before the Fusion, Yamcha was the third Strongest Pure Human on Earth, specializing in Martial Arts. (+15 Martial If Yamcha gets to show off his Martial Artist Skills)

Shape Changer: Puar did go to a literal Shapeshifting Academy. (Puar can Shapeshift into anyone and almost anything, except things that can be used up like oil)

Three Strikes You're Out: Yamcha LOVES baseball. (+10 Rolls on Baseball related activities)

Spoiler: Napoleon Bonaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte (Time Squad)

Description: A time displaced Emperor of France. He's gotta get back... Back to the past... Samu- I mean Emperor Ja- I mean Napoleon.

Martial: 45 (Even before leading all of France in it's conquest of Europe, he was a career Soilder)

Diplomacy: 50 (Again, he is a literal Emperor)

Stewardship: 50 (Being an emperor taught him how to handle money well)

Intrigue: 20 (Napoleon's small size and some of his Soilder skills come in handy)

Learning: 30 (Napoleon actually valued education quite a bit, feeling it was helpful for Soilders to stay informed)

Occult: 5 (Napoleon is not a superstition based man, and even being trapped in the future Hasn't changed that since he was brought here through a time machine)

Traits:

Return of the King, Er, Emperor: Napoleon WAS the Emperor of France. (+15 to Rolls Involving France)

Technology? Sacreblu!: Napoleon is from the 1800s... He's not a tech savvy man. (Napoleon has a -10 Malus on Using Modern technology)

Himself Complex: Don't make fun of his height. (Napoleon hates his height being mocked. +5 Martial in situations where this happens)

Spoiler: Spitta

Spitta (Ninjago)

Description: A rather unlucky venomous Snake man warrior.

Martial: 25 (Though unlucky, Spitta is nontheless a Trained Warrior)

Diplomacy: 5 (Spitta has never really had to hone this skill, being low ranked and a simple fighter)

Stewardship: 5 (Spitta has never had to even USE money)

Intrigue: 20 (Spitta is at least decent at sneaking up on people)

Learning: 10 (Spitta isn't exceedingly bright but isn't a complete moron either)

Occult: 20 (Spitta is perfectly willing to use magic if he gets his hands on it)

Traits:

Bad Luck Shake for a Snake: Spitta isn't very blessed in regards to luck. (Spitta will gain a -5 Malus on Rolls at complete random)

Ninja Fear: Spitta's experiences have left him pretty shaken by Ninjas. (+10 To Rolls on Gaining Information on Ninja Based Characters.... But -15 To Rolls that Involve Actually Fighting Them)

Spoiler: Elmer Fudd

Elmer Fudd (Looney Tunes)

Description: A hapless Hunter who has lost his purpose in his life (alongside feeling guilt) now that his arch-nemesis is gone.

Martial: 25 (Elmer can pretty effectively take a beating and is a decent hunter when not put against a certain rabbit)

Diplomacy: 10 (Elmer is a rather hapless and fairly easily tricked man who isn't very convincing)

Stewardship: 30 (Elmer, though primarily a hunter, has also been an Opera singer, a news reporter and Most strangely a Canadian Mountie. He has plenty of cash to burn)

Intrigue: 30 (Those aforementioned jobs have made Elmer actually pretty good at disguising himself)

Learning: 10 (Elmer... Isn't the brightest)

Occult: 5 (Though having no Occult skills himself, The existence of such things wouldn't surprise him)

Traits:

Wabbit Killah: Elmer is decently effective against animals now that his main foe is gone. (+10 to Rolls involving taking out Animals)

Speech Impediment: Elmer has a pretty bad speech impediment. (-5 Rolls With
people easily annoyed by poor speech or have a hard time understanding people)

Spoiler: Sylvester the Cat

Sylvester the Cat (Looney Tunes)

Description: A street cat turned old lady's pet turned street cat again. He hates birds.

Martial: 26 (He can take a ton of damage and is a decent fighter against other cats)

Diplomacy: 10 (Sylvester isn't incapable of being a leader, but he doesn't do it often)

Stewardship: 5 (.....He's only ever been on the streets or the pet of an old lady. Why would he been money?)

Intrigue: 12 (He can be semi-sneaky)

Learning: 11 (Sylvester often does not learn from his errors and can be highly stubborn and oblivious)

Occult: 5 (He wouldn't disbelieve, despite his lack of own occult skill)

Traits:

Word on the Street: Sylvester HAS been a street cat mostly. (+15 to Learning about things in Urban areas)

I. HATE. BIRDS!: Sylvester has a notorious dislike for birds. (-15 Malus on interacting with birds in a non-violent way; +15 to Attacking birds)

Spoiler: Circus Freak Trio

Acid Breath, Frightwig and Thumbskull (Ben 10 Reboot)

Description: A trio of youths from an alternate timeline. They are pretty close and deep down Each simply want a positive parental figure, despite the immense trouble they also seem to enjoy causing.

Martial: 30 (against fellow superpowered beings they're kind of jokes, but Regular people would be powerless to stop them)

Diplomacy: 25 (Frightwig is pretty dang manipulative when it comes to those less intelligent than her, which is quite a large amount of people)

Stewardship: 45 (Frightwig is actually scary good at handling money for a 10 year old)

Intrigue: 20 (The trio can be surprisingly sneaky when they want to be)

Learning: 42 (Frightwig is very science minded and intelligent, and she's made sure her friends have at least some of her knowledge... N-Not because she cares, but because that's more useful, S-Shut up!)

Occult: 5 (They have no reason to have disbelief for magic, but they can't do it themselves)

Traits:

An Eye for an Eye: These three don't take abuse lying down. (If someone is particularly nasty or hurtful to the Circus Freak Trio, they gain a +20 in Rolls Against that Person)

Ain't Called Acid Breath for Nothing: Acid Breath can melt any inorganic matter with his breath. (Acid Breath gains a +6 To Destroying Things)

PARTNERS, NOT MINIONS!: bad experiences have left these three jaded to the concept of being Lackies. (-5 Malus If you don't treat the Circus Freak Trio as equals to the best of your ability)

Tsundere: Frightwig says she doesn't care about the other two beyond their usefulness.... But she totally does. (Frightwig will add +15 to Rolls hurting someone who harmed her comrades)

Spoiler: Attea

Attea (Ben 10)

Description: Exiled Empress of the Incurscean Empire. She won't admit it, but Earth isn't that bad to her.

Martial: 45 (Attea is a Trained Warrior who can easily hold her own against others)

Diplomacy: 55 (Attea, for all her temper, was literally Empress of a multi planet empire)

Stewardship: 30 (She had to learn to use her money well as Empress)

Intrigue: 20 (Attea is decent at stealth, though she doesn't prefer it)

Learning: 23 (Attea is rather stubborn and arrogant, therefore believing she knows all she needs to)

Occult: 5 (Attea is fully aware magic is out there, even if she can't use it)

Traits:

Talk Froggy to Me: Attea is very frog like, to the point she can understand frogs, apparently. (Attea can understand the speech of frogs)

Jump Good: Attea is essentially a frog, what did you expect? (+10 To Rolls where Jumping to Dodge is Necessary)

Spoiler: Nyancy Chan

Nyancy Chan (Ben 10)

Description: A cat themed thief who can control anything even slightly feline like.

Martial: 25 (She can fight, but she usually relies on her cats)

Diplomacy: 23 (Nyancy is rather whiny and arrogant)

Stewardship: 37 (Being a thief, she's pretty good at handling money)

Intrigue: 32 (She is decently sneaky, as her profession implies)

Learning: 15 (She is decently smart, but only in regards to cat facts)

Occult: 46 (Her control over cats is assumed to be magical in nature)

Traits:

Literal Cat Burglar: Nyancy has a cat mastery. (Nyancy can literally control any feline like being)

Cat Friend: Nyancy loves cats! (+20 to Rolls Befriending felines)

Spoiler: Zombozo

Zombozo (Ben 10)

Description: An incredibly creepy zombie clown who absorbs emotions to gain power.

Martial: 35 (He is a decent fighter, able to keep up with Various dangerous species)

Diplomacy: 45 (He's always the leader of any team ups he's a part of)

Stewardship: 25 (Although it was a front to absorb people's emotions he DID run two legitimate circuses)

Intrigue: 47 (He can be pretty sneaky to go along with his terror)

Learning: 28 (He is pretty conniving)

Occult: 58 (He is a dangerous supernatural entity)

Traits:

Scary Clown, Scary Clown!: Zombozo is pretty horrific. (+25 to Rolls involving scary others)

Who's Scared Now?: Zombozo is... Actually pretty cowardly if you manage to fight back. (-15 Malus when Fighting someone stronger than himself)

Spoiler: Sonny Appleday (And his Toons)

Sonny Appleday (And his Toons) (Re-Animated)

Description: An Animator's incompetent mad scientist son. He's finally succeeded in his goal of gaining his late father's brain. To avoid looking nuts (well more nuts), he created a device that allows everyone to see the Living Animations his dad and the person who previously had his brain saw.

Martial: 26 (Sonny has survived some ridiculous damage but doesn't really fight; His Toons as well)

Diplomacy: 17 (Sonny is an idiot and so are most of his Toons; However, Dolly Gopher is pretty understanding and Golly Gopher is pretty manipulative)

Stewardship: 42 (Sonny owns his late father's animation company now and is running it decently well with Golly's help)

Intrigue: 37 (However, Sonny can be surprisingly sneaky; his Toons can also become completely Invisible to the human eye by temporarily turning off the Aforementioned device)

Learning: 41 (Sonny has built some pretty ridiculous devices)

Occult: 6 (Sonny has no magic skills, but would be fine using them if he did)

Traits:

Owner of an Animation Company: Sonny runs a ridiculously lucrative animation company. (+20 to Rolls that Require A Ton of Cash)

Toon Helpers: Sonny is assisted by a slew of living Toons that only he can physically interact with. (+10 to All Rolls except Occult)

Spoiler: Toiletnator

Toiletnator (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Description: A lame guy with magic toilet powers.

Martial: 27 (Though overall a weakling, he's survived some serious best downs… and you don't want to see him get serious)

Diplomacy: 5 (Toiletnator is a huge loser and borderline impossible to take seriously)

Stewardship: 15 (He's pretty average here)

Intrigue: 22 (He can actually be semi-sneaky)

Learning: 7 (He's a huge idiot)

Occult: 30 (His powers ARE magical in nature)

Traits:

ENOUGH!: Toiletnator is actually surprisingly effective if you piss him off. (+25 to Martial if Sufficiently angered)

Spoiler: Android 16, Android 17, Android 18 and Krillin

Android 16, Android 17, Android 18 and Krillin (Dragon Ball)

Description: A trio of lax but incredibly dangerous androids and the one man stopping them from murdering all of Russia.

Martial: 58 (All 4 are INCREDIBLY powerful)

Diplomacy: 29 (Krillin is the only one who really bothers with being nice to people)

Stewardship: 25 (Krillin is the one handling all the financials)

Intrigue: 15 (Krillin can be fairly sneaky… the other three really don't care enough to be)

Learning: 28 (The trio of Androids are pretty advanced and Krillin is a pretty good strategist)

Occult: 7 (The Androids are creations of science, but Krillin IS a Buddhist monk)

Traits:

Bored Now: The Androids can be real pricks when bored. (The Androids may randomly cause chaos if bored for long enough)

Original Strongest Human: Where he comes from, Krillin is the strongest pure Human in the world. (+25 to Martial Rolls)

Spoiler: Finn, Chow, Ratso and Hak Foo

Finn, Chow, Ratso and Hak Foo (Jackie Chan Adventures)

Description: 4 Unlucky, bumbling Henchmen for Hire who constantly seem to get dragged into bad situations.

Martial: 37 (The first three can fight decently, but Hak Foo is a trained martial artist)

Diplomacy: 5 (They're without a doubt natural born followers)

Stewardship: 15 (They're perfectly average at using cash)

Intrigue: 5 (They're clumsy and loud)

Learning: 10 (They're complete morons)

Occult; 42 (They have experience using magical items)

Traits:

Not Again…..: These 4 Smhucks are oddly popular in the goon game. (At random times, these 4 will be kidnapped and forcibly enlisted by a random King; Though they always return after One Turn with a temporary power up)

Insert Body Part of Animal Here: Hak Foo is an arrogant but powerful man. (+15 to Martial Rolls)

Spoiler: Kevin Van Newton, Biskit and the KVN Army

Kevin Van Newton, Biskit and the KVN Army (Final Space)

Description: A mad inventor, his equally mad intern and an army of irritating robots.

Martial: 20 (The group aren't really fighters, though the KVN Army is pretty damn durable)

Diplomacy: 5 (They're two insane people and an army of robots so insanely annoying they drive people to madness. Not great leaders)

Stewardship: 35 (Kevin Van Newton's technology must have been pretty expensive to produce)

Intrigue: 18 (Biskit is decently sneaky)

Learning: 52 (Kevin and Biskit's inventing skills are super advanced)

Occult: 5 (They're people of science!)

Traits:

Annoying Little Buggers: The KVN Army has driven people to madness through sheer annoyance. (-15 to Diplomacy Rolls)

Durable as Hell: However, good Luck destroying the stupid things! (+20 to Martial Rolls)

Mad Inventors are Still Inventors: Biskit and Kevin are Straight up geniuses, despite the insanity. (+25 to Research Rolls)

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Here be yer week 6 Votes, my friends!

Spoiler: Martial Actions (Choose One)

[] Raid Aku's Prisons: Sure, he's a scary demon guy with an army of murderous robots but... hey, maybe some do-gooding idiot got themselves caught by him and would be very happy to work with their rescuer? (DC: 55/85) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Aku captured.)



[] Raid Vilgax's Prisons: Sure, that creepy alien guy is tough... but, that just means that any of his prisoners, human or alien, are also pretty tough. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Vilgax captured.)



[] Raid Porkbelly For Its Apple Butter: Porkbelly is famous for its Apple butter. Apparently. So, why not steal what remains of it from the, now mostly post-apocalyptic, city and sell it to someone else? (DC: 30) (Reward: You world-famous of world famous apple butter that you can sell, while also figuring out the recipe.)



[] Raid Porkbelly For It's, Disarmed, Nuclear Missiles: So, it turns out that Russia and Porkbelly (just Porkbelly, not the US) made a bet. And the Russians lost, so now there's a lot of nukes just... lying around in Porkbelly. Uh, sure they may not be armed, but someone may be able to make at least one of them active. (DC: 100) (Reward: You now have a bunch of disarmed nukes. No one else has access to these nukes unless they steal them from you.)



[] Take Over The Nearby Town: All ya need to do is to waltz in and claim you own the place. (DC: 10) (Reward: You gain control of a nearby town. New expansion/Stewardship options available.)



[] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)



[] Hunt Revived Species On Bling-Bling Island: Sure, they're technically endangered. Or, they would be, if anyone knew they existed. So, this isn't "really illegal", but... eh. (DC: Variable.) (DC: DNA, hides, and other "trophies" claimed from the many different revived species and artificially created species that live on BBB's island. ???)



[] Attack A Faction: You're going to be the biggest bad guy in the world, so you'll need to teach these other guys just what their place is. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Chosen faction weakened.)



-[] What faction do you attack? You must spy on other factions before you get a guess on how high an assault DC is for them.



[] Attack A Hero/Villain: Some of these small fries could do a decent job, if they worked for you. But some people are just too stubborn, and can become problems later. So, you'll need to rough them up a bit. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Targeted unit may be wounded for a number of turns or captured. Cannot use this on faction leaders. If you assign a certain robotic assassin, the target will be killed instead.)



-[] Choose who to attack. DC is dependent on their combined Martial and Intrigue stats.

Spoiler: Diplomacy (Choose One)

[] So, Uh, How Much Is It Going To Cost Me?: You need more muscles and brainpower if you want to take over the world. Thankfully, while there are quite a few giant empires that dominate the Earth, there's also a ton of little heroes and villains that you can snatch up. Now, you just need to approach them and see how much it's going to cost to hire them. (DC: Dependent On Who's Chosen) (Reward: Selected unit hired.)



-[] Fred Fredburger (DC: 30)

-[] Ezekiel (DC: 20)

-[] Argite (DC: 40)

-[] Black Knight (DC: 50)

-[] Baboon King: (DC: 45)

-[] Porkbelly's Founding Zombies (DC: 10)

-[] Brain Freezer (DC: 70)

-[] Mr. Black And Mr. White (DC: 40)

-[] Mr. Mittens + Butler (DC: 70)

-[] Zorak (DC: 50)

-[] Dark Vegan (DC:70-40(Toast)=30)

-[] Jillian Vegan (DC: 55)

-[] Fluffy Bunny (DC:150)

-[] The Beek Keeper (DC: 40)

-[] Boyborgs: (DC: 80)

-[] Write-In: (Ask the DC)



[] Contact Nicole Through "Official Channels": The current US president is obviously a weak idiot who can barely do anything by himself. The real power behind the 'throne" is Nicole Waterson. If you can get in contact with her, you may be able to get her help while also undermining the current president's power. (DC: 60) (Reward: You contact Nicole Waterson. New actions available. Can become friends with Nicole depending on your future actions. People may realize that you're trying to meet her.)



[] The "Ungrounding": Technically, Bling-Bling Boy has been "grounded" from using most of his old inventions after he "horribly embarrassed" his mother. Maybe you can convince her that her son's "turned over a new leaf" and that she should give him a few of his old "toys" back? (DC: 70) (Reward: Meet BBB's mom. Gain a random invention for free.)



[] Enemy Of My Enemy...: So, while you don't like those Xiaolin dorks, they are your best bet if you want to get rid of Chase anytime soon. Of course, you don't actually know where they went after you helped destroy their temple. (DC: 60+30, as you don't know where they are.) (Reward: Temporary alliance with at least one member of the surviving monks.)



[] Meet The "General" Through Official Channels: Bling-Bling has had many run-ins with a certain, hard-ass general who works for the US. While they aren't on good terms, it wouldn't be a bad idea to get in contact with someone so highly ranked in the military. And who has a ton of fire power. (DC: 60) (Reward: Meet with the General. May recruit Mr. B and Mr. W for free. People may notice that you're trying to meet with him.)



[] Meet With Chris Mclain: So, it may not be a smart idea to make a crazy guy like Chris know you exist, but he is, technically, fighting those weird Gem things, so he may be happy to get some help. Maybe. He is crazy. (DC: 80) (Reward: Contact with Chris made.)



[] Meet With The Mole King: Since Scaramouche gave the mole people so much junk food, the Mole King is willing to let you visit him. Maybe you could convince him to join you? His underground tunnels network would certainly make traveling far, far easier. (DC: 60) (Reward: Increased relationship with the Mole People and their king. The Mole King is recruited?)

Spoiler: Stewardship (Choose One)

(Note: You lack the space to build anything big at the moment.)



[] Repair The Temple: So, you still haven't fully fixed the temple yet, so you should really get on that. (DC: 40) (Reward: Temple fully repaired. New actions available.)



[] Build A Basic Lab: So, while you and BBB are smart enough to make things without a lab... it wouldn't hurt to actually build one. (DC: 50) (New research action available.)



[] Rebrand Wacko's Toys: Wacko's Toys is famous for its "classics" like: Left Hook, where the loser gets punched in the fave and out a window; Bag of tacks, exactly what the name implies; And Don't Shock Yourself... Yeah. You're going to need to come up with both a new name for the company and need products if you want to make a profit. (DC: 60) (Reward: Wacko's Toys renamed something else. It now sells less deadly and harmful "games".)

-[] Write-In a new name for your new company.



[] Buy Out ToHo Toys: These guys are the ones who made those weird robot monks. If they can make those, what else can try make. (DC: 70) (Reward: ???)



[] Diggy Diggy Hole: Now that you have a massive drill, why not put it too use? When you can't expand upward, you can always go down. And, who knows, maybe the monks have a few hidden vaults and rooms that you can find. (DC: 30/60/90) (Reward: More room to expand. May find random loot.)

Spoiler: Intrigue (Choose One)

[] Contact Nicole Through "Unofficial Channels": The current US president is obviously a weak idiot who can barely do anything by himself. The real power behind the 'throne" is Nicole Waterson. If you can get in contact with her, you may be able to get her help while also undermining the current president's power. (DC: 70) (Reward: You contact Nicole Waterson. New actions available. Can become friends with Nicole depending on your future actions.)



[] Meet The "General" Through Unofficial Channels: Bling-Bling has had many run-ins with a certain, hard-ass general who works for the US. While they aren't on good terms, it wouldn't be a bad idea to get in contact with someone so highly ranked in the military. And who has a ton of firepower?. (DC: 70) (Reward: Meet with the General. May recruit Mr. B and Mr. W for free.)



[] Search For The Xiaolin Monks: So, after their temple was destroyed, you kinda lost track of the monks. Maybe you should double check to see if they're all dead or not... (DC: ???) (Reward:???)



[] Recover Bling-Bling's Stuff (Redux): So, most of Bling-Bling's things are still stuck in his old volcano lair on his parent's private island. Since his mom won't let him use them, maybe you should send someone there to retrieve them. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Chance to recover some of BBB's tech.)



[] Search For Shen Gong Wu: Now, where can you find more of them? (DC: 60/70/80) (Reward: Sheng Gong Wu discovered.)



[] Search For More Potential Employees: You need a LOT more help. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: New characters added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)



[] Search For Magical People: Really, the only ones that can help you with magic stuff us Scaramouche and Le Mime right now. You should change that. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Magical units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)



[] Search For Heroes: Sure, they may be self righteous, but they'll probably be willing to help you fight the big guys around you. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Heroic units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)



[] Search For Villains: Right now, it's a pretty good time to be a bad guy. But, there's also quite a few smaller groups and loners out there that keep getting crushed by the guys who currently rule most of the world. Maybe they'll be interested in a partnership? (DC: Variable) (Reward: Villain units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)



[] Set Up A Group To Catalog Cool People: While BBB may know a lot about Porkbelly's villains, you don't really want to hire every bad guy who lives there. So, it's time for you to hire some mooks to look around for anyone who seems even slightly important. (DC: 65) (Reward: Each turn you will learn about at least one new potential ally you can hire. This is determined by a D3 that will be rolled right at the start of each week.)



[] Explore "The Land Of Ooo": Alright, so there's this really weird place up north. Nobody really knows who or what's up there right now... but that just means you'll have first pickings of any hidden Shen Gong Wu that's there. (DC:???) (Reward: Ooo explored. ???)



[] He Is... The Night-Brace!: So, there seems to be some weirdo dentist who's attacking "kids" who eat a lot of candy. Maybe you should see what he's up to, in case you cross paths and have to punch him. (DC: 50) (Reward: Info on Night-Brace gained).



[] What A Big W.H.O.O.P.: So, there used to be some weird spy agency called "Whoopies", or something like that, who tried to protect the world. Yeah... they kinda messed up, and now their base is owned by a random super villain. Still, maybe a few of their agents survived. If you can convince them to actually help you, you'll have a world-class spy at your command that can help out Scaramouche on some of the tougher missions you're planning. (DC:???) (Reward:???)



[] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)



-[] US. (DC: 40/90)

-[] Chase Young and his band of jerks. (DC: ???)

-[] Vilgax (DC: 80)

-[] Aku (DC: 130)

-[] Porkbelly (DC: 20/40/60/80)

-[] Endsville (DC: 99)

-[] Chris and his half of Canada. (DC: 70)

-[] Peridot and her half of Canada. (DC: 140)



[] Spy On Someone: I spy with my little eye... (DC: Variable) (Reward



-[] Nicole Waterson (DC: 90)

-[] Fred Fredburger (DC: 1)

-[] Ezekiel (DC: 20)

-[] Baboon King (DC: 40)

-[] Write-in (Ask.)

Spoiler: Research Actions (Choose Two)

[] Metal Maker: It seems that the "Test Sisters" that Bling-Bling Boy keeps yammering on about made some sort of "Midus Touch" microwave that turned anything that was inside of it into gold. Since BBB keeps raining about how smart he is, why don't you have him build his own version of it. It will, basically, give you infinite gold and metal you can use for your other projects. (DC: 70) (Reward: You can turn non-living objects into metal. You will never run out of metal.)



[] X and Y: Bling-Bling built a few gynoids a while ago, but he's mostly left them to rot. Maybe you can come up with a few upgrades for them so they can keep up with your Jackbots? (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Bling-Bling's human-like robots upgraded. Can choose how you upgraded them.)



[] What Can We Be Destroy For You?: Now that you've created some construction bots, it's time for you to build some destruction bots.. (DC: 45) (Rewards: +10 to Stewardship rolls where you destroy buildings things. +10 to Martial actions where you have to destroy buildings and other robots.)



[] Jackbot MK X: Hey, it's not an actual number, but it does sound cool, (DC: 60) (Reward: New Jackbot model built. Better than what you currently have.)



[] Robo-Monks: So, the ToHo Toy Factory made a bunch of evil robot toys based on those Xiaolin losers. Maybe you can make your own marketable, and still deadly, toy versions of yourself and your minions/partners? (DC: 40/90) (Reward: Marketable robot versions of you and your "hero" units. Expendable toy soldiers you can use against your enemies.)



[] Wacko's Last Toy (Product): So, before he was defeated, tortured by pre-schoolers, and thrown in jail before bribing his way out, Wacko created "Robo-Pal". While the official purpose of this "toy" was to be a prize in a contest, he gave every child in Prkbelky one. While one could write that off as him being "eccentric", all Robo-Pals came with a "special surprise" included. Said surprise had them turn into giant killer robots, with tons of built-in weapons, and who forcibly "grounded" the children who had "won" them. Surprisingly, this is the most marketable thing Wacko has ever made. All you need to do is remove the evil robot mode from it, and then you can literally mass produce the stupid things. (DC: 30) (Reward: You can now sell, disarmed, Robo-Pals.)



[] Wacko's Last Toy (Grunt): Of course, you could revamp the evil robot version of Robo-Pal and turn it into a full-fledged combat robot. Really, all you'd have to do is keep it in "attack mode" permanently. (DC: 30) (Reward: Gain Robo-Pall guards that give a +15 martial to defending your own base and attacking enemy bases/forces.)

Spoiler: Occult (Choose One)

[] Magically Search For Shen Gong Wu: Magic should be good for tracking things, right? (DC: Variable. The higher the better.) (Rewards: You magically locate random artifacts, including possible Shen Gong Wu.)



[] Search For More Magical People: You can really only rely on Le Mime and Scaramouche for magical assistance at the moment. That needs to change. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: People with high Occult stats added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)



[] Study Le Mine's Magic (Le Mime must be assigned): You don't actually know how Le Mime's works. (DC: 80?) (Rewards: ???)



[] Teach The Occult (Must assign one hero unit Occult +15 and one with Occult under 15): So, not everyone knows or believes that magic and the like exist. Including some of your minions. That really needs to change. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: The hero with the lower Occult stat has their Occult stat trained/raised.)

Spoiler: Hero Assignments

You can only assign one hero unit to an action unless they're Jack or a Henchmen unit.



[][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit (and an extra henchmen unit) to help him on either action.

-[] Assign Jack.

-[] Assign Jack.



[][BBB] Assign BBB to an action.

-[] Assign BBB



[][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.

-[] Assign Le Me.



[][Scaramouche] Assign Scarsmouche and his beetle bots to an action.

-[] Assign Scaramouche.



[][Henchmen 21 And 24] Assign 21 and 24 to an action to either preform it by themselves or assist another hero unit.

-[] Assign Henchmen 21 and 24.