A girl using Pokemon from a Fangame runs around in the world of Young Justice and has a FUN(painful) time.
Prepare for Justice Trouble (A Young Justice/Pokemon Fangame SI)
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Chapter 1
Another year goes by, another story comes to mind. This time with some fangame flare to it!
Now for some announcements!
First, I am discontinuing my Naruto fanfic due to the severe backlash I received after writing it. Harsh critics all around, some hurtful words were said. Yada yada, I'm over it.
Second this fanfic will contain MAJOR SPOILERS for Pokemon Wack. Pokemon Sword & Shield, Pokemon Sun & Moon, and Pokemon Scarlet & Violet. If you wish to experience the games without spoiler, this is not the fanfic for you. Also I must warn you that should you wish to play Pokemon Wack, there may be some offensive content depending on your demographic. If you are sensitive, Pokemon Wack might not be the fangame for you.
Third, please don't take this fic too seriously. I just want to have fun with it. Comments, criticisms, and grammatical fixes are always appreciated. Just, try not to be offensive.
Regardless of whether or not you enjoy the fanfic, thank you for taking the time to read it.
Now, let's get on with the show.
Do you know what its like to be plucked from the safety of your home only to be brought into the world of Pokemon? If so, then what would you do if you were brought into a Pokemon fan game of all things?! You see, about three years ago I was brought into the wonderful world of Pokemon. However, instead of being dropped off somewhere nice like Hoenn or Alola, I was placed into the Wack Region.
By now you're all wondering how exactly I found myself in such a freaky place, a fan region with some of the most horrifying Pokemon the world had ever seen. Quite frankly I don't know myself. One minute I was having a smoke break just outside the local Starbucks when suddenly I found myself waking up in Wack Town. Boy did I have to learn quickly after that. You see the Wack Region doesn't run on the standard logic and even worse, instead of 18 Pokemon typings there were 52. A Wooper whopping 52 Batman!
You would probably surmise that by now I was panicking, crying, and probably missing home like some crybaby whiner, but no. Instead I was glad to be free of my nagging Mother and verbally abusive father. Here, in this very world, I was glad I could take on a fresh new start. My only regret was never getting to say goodbye to my little brothers. Leaving those two alone with my parents would forever leave a hole in my heart.
So, after getting my bearings and shoes from my new 'mother', I then made my way to the Pokemon lab, where Professor Not Oak was waiting. Wack Town was nice, if a bit dull. Though the people were quite strange, even by my standards. Afterall, I was now a 12-year old interdimensional girl with huge knockers. Still, being a free valley gal without parental judgment was a true blessing in disguise. Anyways, back to when I first gained my first 'real' Pokemon.
Once I was handed an Eevee, by Professor Not Oak's assistant, Rob. Frankly I'm shocked Not Oak was still functioning after dedicating his life's work to finding out "What is a Grimer?". Still, it was nice to see a somewhat familiar face, though the sheer lunacy behind that man's eyes was disturbing. Still, this Rob fellow had given me a 'very special Eevee' as he suspiciously put it. Little did I know that my Eevee was capable of shifting into and from any of its 26 elemental forms, but what can you do? This was Wack, and nothing made sense unless HE wanted it to. But more on HIM later.
Continuing my adventure I soon met two people who would soon be my best friends and rivals, Zaydolf and Anne. It'd be a great injustice not to mention those two. Chads above all else, though I bested both of them either way, much like I bested each Gym Leader. It was a difficult journey. The 8 gym leaders were tough to beat, from Glacie City's frozen commander Crost to Arcania City's old virgin wizard Merlin. Merlin was especially tough as I spent what felt like months traversing the neverending caverns of his magic dungeon gym. Still, I beat his ass like the rest of the Leaders.
It was almost a rush of neverending battles, running for my life, and dodging murderous Pokemon, trainers, demons, aliens, and eldritch creatures. The Juvites, Team Wack, The Elite Four, The Champion, The Mountains of Insanity, The Moon, The Planets, The Sun, The Gods, The Abandoned Realities, and worst of all, HIM. Every bad thing that happened to me was HIS fault, I was HIS plaything, to torture and break. HE sent monster after monster, torture after torture, insanity after insanity after me. From the Moon to the Arceus damned sun. However, through all of that I never wavered out of sheer love. I know what you're thinking, how could love have gotten me through all of that? Well, to put in in a less metaphysical way, I loved my Pokemon more than anything. My darling Pokemon who stood by me through every challenge, who bled and cried for me, they were my family, and I wasn't about to abandon them in the face of HIM.
At one point I even brought the fight to HIS realm, where invisible enemies could mega evolve all 6 members of their team. Where each world had a Pokemon element heralded by him in a God-Like elemental form. It was like fighting through hell itself, running from monstrous trainers that moved at superspeed all the while fighting teams of perfect destruction. It was different on the computer, where I could plan and fight with a team specialized in beating each world, but that wasn't the case with real life. Instead I was stuck persevering with my team through unbeatable odds and yet we as a group managed to beat them. Allow me to list them one by one.
The first of my beloved team was my very special Eevee, the Evolution Pokemon, who had been with me since the start of this radical adventure. She was of a Docile nature, a very kindred and loving spirit. Tame and always trusting of my decisions. Morphing and always relaxed in the face of the universe's terrors, she was the heart of my team.
The second of my darling Pokemon was Please Just Help Me, the False Pokemon, who I met in the depths of the digital world as a little All is Well?. He was a good and Modest boy who took plenty of siestas and often dozed off. However, once he set his mind to something, there was no stopping him, the unstoppable chaos virus that he was. He was the Specialist of my team.
The third of my dearest team was Cthultulzu, the Horror Pokemon, who I fished out of Route 4 when he was just a Cutehulhu. He was very strong willed during our travels and was very Careful for his size. When it was time for battle though, all careful expression left my boy as he stood his ground and decimated those we considered our enemies. He was the Shield of my team.
The fourth member of my team which I held in high esteem was a Shiny Mew, the New Species Pokemon, who I found injured in route 8. I quickly helped nurse them back to perfect health and they gave me the honor of catching them. I soon found out however, that Mew was quite Quirky. They were extremely curious about everything and they loved to eat. Being able to use and copy every move allowed Mew to substantially boost the odds of victory. They were the Equalizer of my team.
The fifth of my cherished Pokemon was Stelloch, the Idol Pokemon, who I gained through a wonder trade when talking to a rather shady looking man in a Pokemon center. She was observant and was quite the Impish for a Phantasmal Owl made of Ectoplasm, Stone, and Gold. She enjoyed scaring people and popping in and out of the shadows. However, when faced with enemies that would try to hurt me, she showed a thoroughly cunning intellect.. She was a strange creature with no traditional offensive moves. Instead, they were equipped with every status move this world had to offer. They were the Brains of my team.
The sixth and final member of my treasured Pokemon was Lunar Guardian, the Guardian Pokemon, who I caught after traversing the moon. They were Docile and stern. A destructive powerhouse who was older than humanity. They annihilated anything that stood in their way, and yet they almost had a parental feel to their rage. They were after all, very proud of their power, a trait that contradicted their docile nature. They were the Big Guns of my team.
At some point HIM thought of having me battle myself. In the end it was almost painful having to face off against my own team when HIM transformed into me, but that was a long time ago. The final test of my skill was probably the greatest of all. I had to fight every single Pokemon in existence in marathon format. Facing battle after battle until I finally triumphed. To say it was ridiculous to fight more than 4000 creatures built to perfection was an understatement. In hindsight,at least I managed to complete the pokedex through days of grueling battle.
I cried for Arceus knows how long when it was finally over. The curse of Wack was broken, the world was safe from HIM's reality bending powers. Still, after all that fighting, a part of me secretly enjoyed the journey I had. Beyond all the pain and suffering I experienced. Away from all the eldritch creatures and horrific Gods. All because I got to spend it with my three best friends. However, I couldn't stay in the Wack region anymore, not after being freed from my destiny. Afterall, I had a whole Pokemon world to explore.
I took the first chance to get out of the Wack Region. Weirdly enough I needed to get my Pokemon vaccinated against certain diseases and I needed to apply for a passport and visa. A freaking visa in the Pokemon world! Some things never change. Still, it was nice to see so many minor similarities between this world and my old one.
When I made my way to the Galar region, things were definitely changing for the better. You could really feel the energy thrum after stepping out of Motostoke International Airport. Like any self-respecting girly girl, the first thing I did after reaching the hotel was go SHOPPING. Clothes, TMs, Books, Recipes, and Technology. I even managed to register for the Pokemon league! Along the way I upgraded my pokedex into a Rotom Phone, a chill little bugger who helped me get my bearings wherever I went.
I never really got close to Hopp and Marnie, though I wish I got to spend more time with Raihan. I was not ashamed to admit that I thought the Dragon-Type Gym Leader was hot. My favorite place was probably the Wild Area. I have no idea how long I spent with my Pokemon under the stars making curry and other magical dishes. It was a time of reprieve and rest. A place to train and have fun.
Throughout my journey I managed to collect 8 gym badges and defeat Leon. I must say the heartbroken look in his eyes amused me greatly, though I never voiced such sick pleasures out loud. Afterall, I had beaten the 'Unbeatable Champion'. In truth Leon's team was awful, with no thought put into it at all. After facing HIM, Leon felt like a chump, but at least he was a good loser.
Now as for the villain of Galar well… Chairman Rose was the most shallow villain I'd ever met. Who tries to take control of a Legendary for an Energy Crisis set a thousand years from now? Did he not trust the future generations of Galar? What kind of sweet-ass poke drugs was he snorting and where could I get some? Seriously though, the man was a complete and utter nutjob for nearly destroying Galar over some thousand-year dilemma.
Anyways after the events in Galar, I decided it was time to make my way to Alola for some Fun in the Sun and after that, I went to school in the Paldea Region. However those are stories for another time. You see something happened just as I was steadily stacking ingredients atop my Sandwich whilst picnicking just outside Medali City. I was about to release my Pokemon when some psycho midget with a Hoopa showed up.
I'd just finished celebrating my 16th birthday yesterday. I even managed to convince the kinda hot gym leader of Medali city to join me for dinner alongside my Arven, Nemona, and Penny. It was quite the fun affair in the Paldea Region's best restaurant. Nemona managed to convinced Arven and Penny to fight in a doubles battle. Penny and I were up against Arven and Nemona. It was an all out Terrastalize battle, with Arven using Mabostiff and Nemona using Skeledirge. I decided to make my Eevee temporarily evolve into Rotteon, a Zombie-Type Eeveelution, meanwhile Penny chose Sylveon.
Larry, the Medali City Gym Leader was the referee. The resulting battle and post-celebration made that night the best birthday I'd ever had. It brought literal tears to my eyes. Penny and I lost which came as a surprise to both of us, but nonetheless we held no grudges. We had fun, and that's all that mattered. Nemona's Skeledirge had gotten too many Torch Songs in while Mabostiff used a move I'd never expect Arven's Mabostiff to use. Attract! My Rotteon had been seduced by Mabostiff, the cheeky boy was so smug after the battle and Eevee, even after devolving, was still blushing around the big dog.
Anyways, after the events of last night, I'd opted to wake up early and have a picnic just outside the City. The others were still asleep and I wanted to enjoy the sunrise. I'd just finished setting up a tablecloth over the portable picnic set when she showed up. A small girl wearing a ridiculous outfit. She almost looked homeless but gave more of a gremlin feel than anything else. She had brown hair and brown eyes. Slightly tanned skin and features similar to most southeast asians. She wore a Spaceon Onesee, a Cosmic-Type Eeveelution. Gold accents over a Cosmic Eevee outfit. Pure black with white star embroidery. The conversation went a little something like this.
"You've been here for too long, big boob lady!" She said in an adorable high-pitched voice. She had a serious look on her face.
"E-Excuse me?!" I say in shock with surprise apparent on my features.
"It's time for you to go! Hoopa use Hyperspace Hole on that hoe!" She shouted with smug glee as I attempted to throw my Pokemon only to find that Hoopa's portals had gotten to them first. My heart shattered as I saw red.
"W-What the fuck?! ARE YOU INSANE?!" I had tears in my eyes as I attempted to rush and smack the bitch but I couldn't move my legs. To my utter rage, I was already being swallowed up by a golden ring portal.
"Yes, yes, quite insane." The crazy midget in a onesie says this as a matter of factly.
"I'll get you for this you stupid biiiiiii-!" I scream out loud as I see flocks of Starly fly from the trees due to my screeching. Then a portal appeared in front of my lips to silence my screaming.
"Love you too bitch! Rob sends his regards!" She says this with a smug smile that reminds me of Anya from Spy x Family. Before I could retort, I was finally sent through the portal and left falling into the deep abyss.
At first I was screaming and crying. That is until I found myself out of breath. It really felt like an eternity in this place of darkness. I hugged myself as I felt all alone, that is until I felt the round objects attached to my waist. My Love Balls! My dearest Pokemon were still with me! Now I was crying for an entirely different reason. I thought I'd been separated from my family. Each of my Pokemon was a part of me, they were beings who stood by me regardless of what we all went through. I loved them with all my heart and soul and we were together. That was all that mattered.
After some time rejoicing in the voice, I managed to wipe the tears off of my eyes and think. Why would Rob do this to me?
Rob, the guy who gave me my Eevee? Remember him? Professor Not Oak's assistant. Wait…What if…What if Rob was a ROB?! A Random Omnipotent Being?! This…This was all his fault…Just when I had finally started enjoying my new life, he sent some delirious gremlin and forced me to leave.
"I hope you're listening ROB, because I'm going to kick you in the balls one day!" I say this with vehement rage just before I pass out for unknown reasons
Waking up in a world similar to earth was something I was used to. However waking up in a forest propped up against an oak tree was not something I was accustomed to. My eyes revealed the dense greenery, I felt grass brushing up against my thighs. I felt the cold breeze wafting through the place. The sun was just rising and the orange-blue sky was sparsely filled with clouds. I could smell the woody scent of the place mixed in with the traces of something salty. Perhaps I was close to the beach…
Before I did anything however, I needed to check on my body. I attempted to wiggle my big toe within my sneakers to test my motor functions. All the while I lifted my hands to check on my breasts. Much to my joy and much to my back's dismay, I still had jugs the size of watermelons. It was then that I noticed something. There was a note stuck between my boobas. I wasn't naked, but I had a cleavage window with my scarlet Paldean school uniform.
Anyways, I felt a bit perturbed that someone or something had taken the time to stick a note between my funbags. The thought of someone touching me while I was asleep left a bad taste in my mouth.
After a quick moment of fearfully imagining being touched by someone with somnophilia, I decided to pluck the note situated from between my cleavage in order to read it. It went as follows:
Dear Maria Valentine
Welcome to the world of Young Justice. I trust my servant got you there in one piece? She can be a bit rough at times, but she means well.
You might be wondering why I sent you here. Well, to put it simply, I was getting tired watching you breeze past every obstacle after defeating HIM. So, I decided to bring you somewhere a bit more dangerous, in the hopes that you'll provide even more entertainment for me. In exchange, I will allow you the privilege of keeping your Pokemon as well as a Rotom Phone and all of its uses. Well, that and the fact that I am allowing you to live despite your threats of assaulting my cosmic being.
Standard trainer rules apply. Whether you live or die is up to you, but please, do try to make it entertaining. Goodluck, you are gonna need it.
Sincerely,
ROB
P.S. My servant says "Goodluck BITCH!". She is hilarious, no?
I wanted to crumple the offensive piece of parchment, but it instead turned to ash as soon as I'd finished reading it. How very theatrical of Rob. With the ashes of the letter being blown into the wind, off to Arceus knows where, I was left to my own devices once more. My rage came and went as I quickly cooled off my seething hatred. I needed to be in the right mindset for the hilarious plot that was brewing up in my mind. He wanted entertainment? I'd give it to him in droves. All the world would be my stage as they gagged on my eleganza! Ohohohoho!
"I guess I should be thanking you ROB. Afterall, I've always wanted to be a villain." I say this to myself as I began to release my Pokemon. The incoming conversation would take a while. Good thing I spoke Pokemon.
Again please don't take this fic too seriously. I just want to have fun with it. Comments, criticisms, and grammatical fixes are always appreciated. Just, try not to be offensive.
Regardless of whether or not you enjoy the fanfic, thank you for taking the time to read it.
Now for some announcements!
First, I am discontinuing my Naruto fanfic due to the severe backlash I received after writing it. Harsh critics all around, some hurtful words were said. Yada yada, I'm over it.
Second this fanfic will contain MAJOR SPOILERS for Pokemon Wack. Pokemon Sword & Shield, Pokemon Sun & Moon, and Pokemon Scarlet & Violet. If you wish to experience the games without spoiler, this is not the fanfic for you. Also I must warn you that should you wish to play Pokemon Wack, there may be some offensive content depending on your demographic. If you are sensitive, Pokemon Wack might not be the fangame for you.
Third, please don't take this fic too seriously. I just want to have fun with it. Comments, criticisms, and grammatical fixes are always appreciated. Just, try not to be offensive.
Regardless of whether or not you enjoy the fanfic, thank you for taking the time to read it.
Now, let's get on with the show.
Do you know what its like to be plucked from the safety of your home only to be brought into the world of Pokemon? If so, then what would you do if you were brought into a Pokemon fan game of all things?! You see, about three years ago I was brought into the wonderful world of Pokemon. However, instead of being dropped off somewhere nice like Hoenn or Alola, I was placed into the Wack Region.
By now you're all wondering how exactly I found myself in such a freaky place, a fan region with some of the most horrifying Pokemon the world had ever seen. Quite frankly I don't know myself. One minute I was having a smoke break just outside the local Starbucks when suddenly I found myself waking up in Wack Town. Boy did I have to learn quickly after that. You see the Wack Region doesn't run on the standard logic and even worse, instead of 18 Pokemon typings there were 52. A Wooper whopping 52 Batman!
You would probably surmise that by now I was panicking, crying, and probably missing home like some crybaby whiner, but no. Instead I was glad to be free of my nagging Mother and verbally abusive father. Here, in this very world, I was glad I could take on a fresh new start. My only regret was never getting to say goodbye to my little brothers. Leaving those two alone with my parents would forever leave a hole in my heart.
So, after getting my bearings and shoes from my new 'mother', I then made my way to the Pokemon lab, where Professor Not Oak was waiting. Wack Town was nice, if a bit dull. Though the people were quite strange, even by my standards. Afterall, I was now a 12-year old interdimensional girl with huge knockers. Still, being a free valley gal without parental judgment was a true blessing in disguise. Anyways, back to when I first gained my first 'real' Pokemon.
Once I was handed an Eevee, by Professor Not Oak's assistant, Rob. Frankly I'm shocked Not Oak was still functioning after dedicating his life's work to finding out "What is a Grimer?". Still, it was nice to see a somewhat familiar face, though the sheer lunacy behind that man's eyes was disturbing. Still, this Rob fellow had given me a 'very special Eevee' as he suspiciously put it. Little did I know that my Eevee was capable of shifting into and from any of its 26 elemental forms, but what can you do? This was Wack, and nothing made sense unless HE wanted it to. But more on HIM later.
Continuing my adventure I soon met two people who would soon be my best friends and rivals, Zaydolf and Anne. It'd be a great injustice not to mention those two. Chads above all else, though I bested both of them either way, much like I bested each Gym Leader. It was a difficult journey. The 8 gym leaders were tough to beat, from Glacie City's frozen commander Crost to Arcania City's old virgin wizard Merlin. Merlin was especially tough as I spent what felt like months traversing the neverending caverns of his magic dungeon gym. Still, I beat his ass like the rest of the Leaders.
It was almost a rush of neverending battles, running for my life, and dodging murderous Pokemon, trainers, demons, aliens, and eldritch creatures. The Juvites, Team Wack, The Elite Four, The Champion, The Mountains of Insanity, The Moon, The Planets, The Sun, The Gods, The Abandoned Realities, and worst of all, HIM. Every bad thing that happened to me was HIS fault, I was HIS plaything, to torture and break. HE sent monster after monster, torture after torture, insanity after insanity after me. From the Moon to the Arceus damned sun. However, through all of that I never wavered out of sheer love. I know what you're thinking, how could love have gotten me through all of that? Well, to put in in a less metaphysical way, I loved my Pokemon more than anything. My darling Pokemon who stood by me through every challenge, who bled and cried for me, they were my family, and I wasn't about to abandon them in the face of HIM.
At one point I even brought the fight to HIS realm, where invisible enemies could mega evolve all 6 members of their team. Where each world had a Pokemon element heralded by him in a God-Like elemental form. It was like fighting through hell itself, running from monstrous trainers that moved at superspeed all the while fighting teams of perfect destruction. It was different on the computer, where I could plan and fight with a team specialized in beating each world, but that wasn't the case with real life. Instead I was stuck persevering with my team through unbeatable odds and yet we as a group managed to beat them. Allow me to list them one by one.
The first of my beloved team was my very special Eevee, the Evolution Pokemon, who had been with me since the start of this radical adventure. She was of a Docile nature, a very kindred and loving spirit. Tame and always trusting of my decisions. Morphing and always relaxed in the face of the universe's terrors, she was the heart of my team.
The second of my darling Pokemon was Please Just Help Me, the False Pokemon, who I met in the depths of the digital world as a little All is Well?. He was a good and Modest boy who took plenty of siestas and often dozed off. However, once he set his mind to something, there was no stopping him, the unstoppable chaos virus that he was. He was the Specialist of my team.
The third of my dearest team was Cthultulzu, the Horror Pokemon, who I fished out of Route 4 when he was just a Cutehulhu. He was very strong willed during our travels and was very Careful for his size. When it was time for battle though, all careful expression left my boy as he stood his ground and decimated those we considered our enemies. He was the Shield of my team.
The fourth member of my team which I held in high esteem was a Shiny Mew, the New Species Pokemon, who I found injured in route 8. I quickly helped nurse them back to perfect health and they gave me the honor of catching them. I soon found out however, that Mew was quite Quirky. They were extremely curious about everything and they loved to eat. Being able to use and copy every move allowed Mew to substantially boost the odds of victory. They were the Equalizer of my team.
The fifth of my cherished Pokemon was Stelloch, the Idol Pokemon, who I gained through a wonder trade when talking to a rather shady looking man in a Pokemon center. She was observant and was quite the Impish for a Phantasmal Owl made of Ectoplasm, Stone, and Gold. She enjoyed scaring people and popping in and out of the shadows. However, when faced with enemies that would try to hurt me, she showed a thoroughly cunning intellect.. She was a strange creature with no traditional offensive moves. Instead, they were equipped with every status move this world had to offer. They were the Brains of my team.
The sixth and final member of my treasured Pokemon was Lunar Guardian, the Guardian Pokemon, who I caught after traversing the moon. They were Docile and stern. A destructive powerhouse who was older than humanity. They annihilated anything that stood in their way, and yet they almost had a parental feel to their rage. They were after all, very proud of their power, a trait that contradicted their docile nature. They were the Big Guns of my team.
At some point HIM thought of having me battle myself. In the end it was almost painful having to face off against my own team when HIM transformed into me, but that was a long time ago. The final test of my skill was probably the greatest of all. I had to fight every single Pokemon in existence in marathon format. Facing battle after battle until I finally triumphed. To say it was ridiculous to fight more than 4000 creatures built to perfection was an understatement. In hindsight,at least I managed to complete the pokedex through days of grueling battle.
I cried for Arceus knows how long when it was finally over. The curse of Wack was broken, the world was safe from HIM's reality bending powers. Still, after all that fighting, a part of me secretly enjoyed the journey I had. Beyond all the pain and suffering I experienced. Away from all the eldritch creatures and horrific Gods. All because I got to spend it with my three best friends. However, I couldn't stay in the Wack region anymore, not after being freed from my destiny. Afterall, I had a whole Pokemon world to explore.
I took the first chance to get out of the Wack Region. Weirdly enough I needed to get my Pokemon vaccinated against certain diseases and I needed to apply for a passport and visa. A freaking visa in the Pokemon world! Some things never change. Still, it was nice to see so many minor similarities between this world and my old one.
When I made my way to the Galar region, things were definitely changing for the better. You could really feel the energy thrum after stepping out of Motostoke International Airport. Like any self-respecting girly girl, the first thing I did after reaching the hotel was go SHOPPING. Clothes, TMs, Books, Recipes, and Technology. I even managed to register for the Pokemon league! Along the way I upgraded my pokedex into a Rotom Phone, a chill little bugger who helped me get my bearings wherever I went.
I never really got close to Hopp and Marnie, though I wish I got to spend more time with Raihan. I was not ashamed to admit that I thought the Dragon-Type Gym Leader was hot. My favorite place was probably the Wild Area. I have no idea how long I spent with my Pokemon under the stars making curry and other magical dishes. It was a time of reprieve and rest. A place to train and have fun.
Throughout my journey I managed to collect 8 gym badges and defeat Leon. I must say the heartbroken look in his eyes amused me greatly, though I never voiced such sick pleasures out loud. Afterall, I had beaten the 'Unbeatable Champion'. In truth Leon's team was awful, with no thought put into it at all. After facing HIM, Leon felt like a chump, but at least he was a good loser.
Now as for the villain of Galar well… Chairman Rose was the most shallow villain I'd ever met. Who tries to take control of a Legendary for an Energy Crisis set a thousand years from now? Did he not trust the future generations of Galar? What kind of sweet-ass poke drugs was he snorting and where could I get some? Seriously though, the man was a complete and utter nutjob for nearly destroying Galar over some thousand-year dilemma.
Anyways after the events in Galar, I decided it was time to make my way to Alola for some Fun in the Sun and after that, I went to school in the Paldea Region. However those are stories for another time. You see something happened just as I was steadily stacking ingredients atop my Sandwich whilst picnicking just outside Medali City. I was about to release my Pokemon when some psycho midget with a Hoopa showed up.
I'd just finished celebrating my 16th birthday yesterday. I even managed to convince the kinda hot gym leader of Medali city to join me for dinner alongside my Arven, Nemona, and Penny. It was quite the fun affair in the Paldea Region's best restaurant. Nemona managed to convinced Arven and Penny to fight in a doubles battle. Penny and I were up against Arven and Nemona. It was an all out Terrastalize battle, with Arven using Mabostiff and Nemona using Skeledirge. I decided to make my Eevee temporarily evolve into Rotteon, a Zombie-Type Eeveelution, meanwhile Penny chose Sylveon.
Larry, the Medali City Gym Leader was the referee. The resulting battle and post-celebration made that night the best birthday I'd ever had. It brought literal tears to my eyes. Penny and I lost which came as a surprise to both of us, but nonetheless we held no grudges. We had fun, and that's all that mattered. Nemona's Skeledirge had gotten too many Torch Songs in while Mabostiff used a move I'd never expect Arven's Mabostiff to use. Attract! My Rotteon had been seduced by Mabostiff, the cheeky boy was so smug after the battle and Eevee, even after devolving, was still blushing around the big dog.
Anyways, after the events of last night, I'd opted to wake up early and have a picnic just outside the City. The others were still asleep and I wanted to enjoy the sunrise. I'd just finished setting up a tablecloth over the portable picnic set when she showed up. A small girl wearing a ridiculous outfit. She almost looked homeless but gave more of a gremlin feel than anything else. She had brown hair and brown eyes. Slightly tanned skin and features similar to most southeast asians. She wore a Spaceon Onesee, a Cosmic-Type Eeveelution. Gold accents over a Cosmic Eevee outfit. Pure black with white star embroidery. The conversation went a little something like this.
"You've been here for too long, big boob lady!" She said in an adorable high-pitched voice. She had a serious look on her face.
"E-Excuse me?!" I say in shock with surprise apparent on my features.
"It's time for you to go! Hoopa use Hyperspace Hole on that hoe!" She shouted with smug glee as I attempted to throw my Pokemon only to find that Hoopa's portals had gotten to them first. My heart shattered as I saw red.
"W-What the fuck?! ARE YOU INSANE?!" I had tears in my eyes as I attempted to rush and smack the bitch but I couldn't move my legs. To my utter rage, I was already being swallowed up by a golden ring portal.
"Yes, yes, quite insane." The crazy midget in a onesie says this as a matter of factly.
"I'll get you for this you stupid biiiiiii-!" I scream out loud as I see flocks of Starly fly from the trees due to my screeching. Then a portal appeared in front of my lips to silence my screaming.
"Love you too bitch! Rob sends his regards!" She says this with a smug smile that reminds me of Anya from Spy x Family. Before I could retort, I was finally sent through the portal and left falling into the deep abyss.
At first I was screaming and crying. That is until I found myself out of breath. It really felt like an eternity in this place of darkness. I hugged myself as I felt all alone, that is until I felt the round objects attached to my waist. My Love Balls! My dearest Pokemon were still with me! Now I was crying for an entirely different reason. I thought I'd been separated from my family. Each of my Pokemon was a part of me, they were beings who stood by me regardless of what we all went through. I loved them with all my heart and soul and we were together. That was all that mattered.
After some time rejoicing in the voice, I managed to wipe the tears off of my eyes and think. Why would Rob do this to me?
Rob, the guy who gave me my Eevee? Remember him? Professor Not Oak's assistant. Wait…What if…What if Rob was a ROB?! A Random Omnipotent Being?! This…This was all his fault…Just when I had finally started enjoying my new life, he sent some delirious gremlin and forced me to leave.
"I hope you're listening ROB, because I'm going to kick you in the balls one day!" I say this with vehement rage just before I pass out for unknown reasons
Waking up in a world similar to earth was something I was used to. However waking up in a forest propped up against an oak tree was not something I was accustomed to. My eyes revealed the dense greenery, I felt grass brushing up against my thighs. I felt the cold breeze wafting through the place. The sun was just rising and the orange-blue sky was sparsely filled with clouds. I could smell the woody scent of the place mixed in with the traces of something salty. Perhaps I was close to the beach…
Before I did anything however, I needed to check on my body. I attempted to wiggle my big toe within my sneakers to test my motor functions. All the while I lifted my hands to check on my breasts. Much to my joy and much to my back's dismay, I still had jugs the size of watermelons. It was then that I noticed something. There was a note stuck between my boobas. I wasn't naked, but I had a cleavage window with my scarlet Paldean school uniform.
Anyways, I felt a bit perturbed that someone or something had taken the time to stick a note between my funbags. The thought of someone touching me while I was asleep left a bad taste in my mouth.
After a quick moment of fearfully imagining being touched by someone with somnophilia, I decided to pluck the note situated from between my cleavage in order to read it. It went as follows:
Dear Maria Valentine
Welcome to the world of Young Justice. I trust my servant got you there in one piece? She can be a bit rough at times, but she means well.
You might be wondering why I sent you here. Well, to put it simply, I was getting tired watching you breeze past every obstacle after defeating HIM. So, I decided to bring you somewhere a bit more dangerous, in the hopes that you'll provide even more entertainment for me. In exchange, I will allow you the privilege of keeping your Pokemon as well as a Rotom Phone and all of its uses. Well, that and the fact that I am allowing you to live despite your threats of assaulting my cosmic being.
Standard trainer rules apply. Whether you live or die is up to you, but please, do try to make it entertaining. Goodluck, you are gonna need it.
Sincerely,
ROB
P.S. My servant says "Goodluck BITCH!". She is hilarious, no?
I wanted to crumple the offensive piece of parchment, but it instead turned to ash as soon as I'd finished reading it. How very theatrical of Rob. With the ashes of the letter being blown into the wind, off to Arceus knows where, I was left to my own devices once more. My rage came and went as I quickly cooled off my seething hatred. I needed to be in the right mindset for the hilarious plot that was brewing up in my mind. He wanted entertainment? I'd give it to him in droves. All the world would be my stage as they gagged on my eleganza! Ohohohoho!
"I guess I should be thanking you ROB. Afterall, I've always wanted to be a villain." I say this to myself as I began to release my Pokemon. The incoming conversation would take a while. Good thing I spoke Pokemon.
Again please don't take this fic too seriously. I just want to have fun with it. Comments, criticisms, and grammatical fixes are always appreciated. Just, try not to be offensive.
Regardless of whether or not you enjoy the fanfic, thank you for taking the time to read it.
Pokemon and Fakemon Pt. 1
Note: These images utilize Community Made Sprites. The sprites originally used in Pokemon Wack are of a different quality. Less pixels more hand drawn.
Maria Valentine's Main Team
Eevee
The Evolution Pokemon
Type: Normal
Pokedex Entry: An Eevee has an unstable genetic makeup that suddenly mutates due to its environment. Radiation from various stones causes this Pokémon to evolve.
Mew
The New Species Pokemon
Type: Psychic
Pokedex Entry: A Mew is said to possess the genes of all Pokémon. It is capable of making itself invisible at will, so it entirely avoids notice even if it approaches people.
Please Just Help Me
The False Pokemon
Type: Virus/Chaos
Pokedex Entry: The world ended before anybody realized.
Cthultulzu
The Horror Pokemon
Type: Water/Cosmic
Pokedex Entry: At the bottom of the ocean floor, dead Cthultulzu waits dreaming.
Lunar Guardian
The Guardian Pokemon
Type: Divine/Chaos
Pokedex Entry: The Guardian.
Stelloch
The Idol Pokemon
Type: Ghost/Rock
Pokedex Entry: Stelloch does not learn any attacking moves, only status moves.
Eeveelutions Mentioned
Spaceon
The Space Pokemon
Type: Cosmic
Pokedex Entry: Spaceon can survive in space for years on end. They don't need to breathe at all.
Rotteon
The Zombie Pokemon
Type: Zombie
Pokedex Entry: This is what happens when an Eevee dies and comes back to life. It wants to be protected and loved.
Maria Valentine's Main Team
Eevee
The Evolution Pokemon
Type: Normal
Pokedex Entry: An Eevee has an unstable genetic makeup that suddenly mutates due to its environment. Radiation from various stones causes this Pokémon to evolve.
Mew
The New Species Pokemon
Type: Psychic
Pokedex Entry: A Mew is said to possess the genes of all Pokémon. It is capable of making itself invisible at will, so it entirely avoids notice even if it approaches people.
Please Just Help Me
The False Pokemon
Type: Virus/Chaos
Pokedex Entry: The world ended before anybody realized.
Cthultulzu
The Horror Pokemon
Type: Water/Cosmic
Pokedex Entry: At the bottom of the ocean floor, dead Cthultulzu waits dreaming.
Lunar Guardian
The Guardian Pokemon
Type: Divine/Chaos
Pokedex Entry: The Guardian.
Stelloch
The Idol Pokemon
Type: Ghost/Rock
Pokedex Entry: Stelloch does not learn any attacking moves, only status moves.
Eeveelutions Mentioned
Spaceon
The Space Pokemon
Type: Cosmic
Pokedex Entry: Spaceon can survive in space for years on end. They don't need to breathe at all.
Rotteon
The Zombie Pokemon
Type: Zombie
Pokedex Entry: This is what happens when an Eevee dies and comes back to life. It wants to be protected and loved.
If your going the villain route don't forget the most important part: be a super villain so you can style on your enemies.
Chapter 2
First of all, I'd like to apologize for this chapter's delay. I had a lot of school work to finish.
Also, I'd like to thank everyone for all the positive feedback I've received. Thank you all so so much.
As always Comments and grammatical fixes are always appreciated. Just, try not to be offensive.
SIDENOTE: All art in this chapter is owned and commissioned by me.
Happy Harbor
November 20, 6:25 AM
"Come out everyone," I say this as I toss my unique Love Balls into the air. In a burst of holographic hearts and white-blue light, my pokemon come out.
Immediately I am surrounded by my beloved family. Eevee, the brown and light brown pokemon with fennec-like ears. Mew the hairless blue cat/mouse-like pokemon with bright blue eyes. While the first two needed little description as they were iconic Pokemon that came from the first generation, the rest of my companions needed a more in-depth description.
Please Just Help Me was a mass of floating screens, cubes, and disconnected tentacles. The colors of their body were a hodgepodge of yellow, red, blue, and black, while the screens showed white, teal and black jagged smiles and dilated eyes.
Cthultulzu was the spitting image of a smaller Cthulhu. Swamp green skin coating large alien muscles similar to that of an octopus, dark gray iron shackles around his wrists and legs, large wings, black eyelids, crimson eyes, and a spiky blue shield-like crest on his head.
Lunar Guardian was the most difficult to describe. Half biblical angel and half biblical demon. A combination of flesh, stone, ichor, and energy. Different colors from white, red, gold, dark green, blue, and black. You see Lunar Guardian was a combination of six different parts that can act individually away from the body. When they all combined they turned into a nightmarish being that most would cower in fear over. I however, loved them to bits.
Stelloch was an owl made of darkness and stone. Stelloch had a small golden crown connected atop its owl-like head. Stelloch had two black pits for eyes with two blood red dots at the center of each pit. She also had brown feather-like rock on their talons, breast, belly, and back, alongside black stone making up their horns, wings, and tail.
Finally, Rotom, who was currently living inside my phone, booted up and floated out of my pocket. They had the classic red of any Rotom Phone with a clear case to protect them from harm. Their cyan eyes were slightly droopy probably due to them just waking up.
Each of my Pokemon stood, flew, or floated to their full heights causing a few squirrels and birds to scatter. Stelloch, who was the most perceptive of the bunch, narrowed her void-like eyes at this. Nothing ever got past her, even this new world… The Idol Pokemon looked at me with a question burning through her gaze.I of course, knew what it meant. Stelloch wanted to know where we were. A question I would soon answer.
<Maria? I thought we were going to have a picnic?> Mew says this to me telepathically with an innocent look in their eyes as the others look at me with varied questions.
"There's been a change of plans, Mew." I say this solemnly.
"Mew?" The blue mother of Pokemon answered me with a question about what I meant. She and the others were now catching on to the unfamiliar fauna and flora around them.
"To put it simply my loves, we've been sent to another world by Hoopa. Not our Hoopa mind you, a different one." I say this as silence reigns amongst my Poke-family. They needed some time to process the whole situation.
"Stell Stelloch?" The stone owl said this to me with shocked curiosity. They wondered why we were sent to a new world.
"Imagine a being more powerful than Arceus." I let my words sink in before I continue. The shocked expressions of my party were definitely something I needed to get used to quickly. "Now imagine that being making me its plaything. A pawn in its entertainment." The various angered expressions on my Pokemon were to be expected.
"Eevee?" My dear first Pokemon asked me if we were fighting HIM again. A question I soon put to rest. Our time against that chaotic lord was over.
"No, we're not fighting HIM again. In fact, this new being or ROB as he likes to be called, wants us to entertain him." I say this with a mirthful smile, trying to placate the rage emanating off of my Pokemon.
"Cthultulzu, Cthu Cthult?" My dear Cthulhu-esque Pokemon brought up a very good statement. He wondered about the dangers of this new world.
"Mew, connect us all together telepathically. This might take a while."
<Yes Maria.> Then I felt the familiar psychic wave wash over me and my pokemon. Each of them had different minds, with Mew and Lunar Guardian standing out amongst the rest. Mostly because they were Legendary Pokemon with unfathomable powers.
Then I began to imagine all I knew about the DC Universe. The great evils, the villains, the Light, Apokolips, the Chaos Lords, the Endless, the Gods, the Lantern Corps and much more. I thought of the clown prince of crime and the gray-skinned abomination that killed Superman. I thought of the heroes, the princess of the amazons, the dark knight, and the man of steel.
At this point Please Just Help Me was shaking and I huddled them close for a hug. The poor thing needed some loving, and I was glad to give it. Still, I had to continue my veritable information overload. My pokemon deserved, no, they NEEDED to know. Finally I thought about Darkseid and his heinous machinations. He was the evil of the universe. An evil we would have to face alongside the heroes and villains of this world.
I let the information sink in as each of my Pokemon had varied looks and emotions going through them. There was one unifying thought that brought us all together though. The thought of protecting each other. We were family, through thick and thin, nothing could change that.
"Lunar Guardian?" The rumbling voice of my beloved guardian echoed a bit through the forestry as he questioned what I had planned. He always knew when something was cookin' up in my noggin.
"Well love… I've always wanted to be a villain."
"Please Just, Please Just Help Me?" My dear Pokemon from the cyber world asked me as I looked down to meet the eyes on their screen face.
"Ever since I was a child. I've always dreamt of having fun in a world filled with superheroes and supervillains. However, I don't want to get caught up with all the rules and machinations of the League and the Light. Dear ones, I want to be a free agent. Someone who does bad for the sake of fun. I don't want to kill people, far from it. I want to play tricks and mess with them.
"I remember Team Rocket from my childhood. The ones I told you about during our time in the haunted school dimension. How they set themselves an impossible goal and never caught Pikachu. Yet after all the trouble they'd been through, they never gave up. They were villains of course, but they were both fun and inspirational.
"It's time we all had some fun being bad. So…" I reach my hand out to all of my Pokemon after my impromptu speech. "Are you all with me?"
Slowly, and one by one, whether by paw, claw, or tentacle they put their limbs over my hand. I'm not ashamed to say I shed a tear at that moment. It was an emotional time for me, to find out that even when I wanted to turn evil, my team was still with me, through thick and thin we were a family.
"Thank you all, for sticking with me through my crazy ideas." I finish my statement by stretching my arms out and going in for a group hug.
I don't know why I was crying, but my Pokemon helped wipe away my tears as we hugged. After a cherished moment, we all let go just as the breeze started to pick up. It was starting to get very windy. Perhaps a storm was brewing.
"Alright everyone return, except Mew. I don't want us getting caught in the rain and we need to fly." The rest of my Pokemon agreed as I returned them to their Love Balls. Then I picked up my backpack, which contained an ungodly amount of items, and started levitating alongside Mew until we were well above the treeline.
<Where are we going Maria?> Mew asks this with excited and curious thoughts as I take in the view of the city before us. I knew it well. From the coast to Mount Justice it was easy to recognize Happy Harbor.
<Turn us invisible then take us to the City Mew. Let's find the nearest bank.> I send this thought to them as she and I begin to take a fast flight.
Happy Harbor
November 20, 8:56
Mew and I eventually found a Bank of America branch at the center of Happy Harbor. However before we started I asked Mew to land us on a nearby rooftop so I could scope out the area.
It seems there was only one security guard at the front of the building who could be easily taken care of. People were waiting in line just outside the bank. It was a Friday, and thus payday for most folks. Many of them probably wanted to withdraw or make a deposit. Most of the people were wearing clothes for cool weather suggesting the date was probably early spring or fall.
<Mew please fly us into the alleyway near the Dave & Buster's parking lot. It'll be easier for us to scope the place out once we've gotten a closer look. Reveal me but stay invisible, once we get into the bank I want you to phase through the back and into the vault. Scope out any potential dangers then come back to me.> I think this with a hurried pace as a devious plot begins to form in my mind.
<Okay~!> Mew then flies us into the dark alleyway without any nearby cameras and my form shimmers into existence as Mew allows me to exit my invisibility. Then I simply walked out the alley without any eyes turning towards me as it was completely empty this time of day.
It had taken more than about an hour and 30 minutes of flying to get into the city, and another hour to find the nearest bank as Mew and I got distracted talking about what I knew of this world. Needless to say both of us also got lost here and there, but we eventually found our way after I made Mew read a few minds.
Meanwhile the walk to the bank was going smoothly, though I did notice a few people giving me some looks, I was after all, a young attractive female with large breasts. For those of you who are wondering what I looked like well…
(Due to rules I cannot post the images of my SI here. One show too much leg and thigh and the other one has huge boobas. However if you wish to check them out, you may look in the forums of QQ.)
As you can see, I pride myself in my luscious beauty, so the attention was something I was used to. Still, it was nice to know my love and care for my looks didn't fail me in this world. I looked like an anime girl come to life, and that was something I thoroughly enjoyed about myself.
Anyways, my walk to the bank was uneventful besides the aforementioned looks I got. The buildings around me were a bland hodge podge of colors I cared not to describe. The architecture was quite nice though. Coming from the year 2022 I appreciated the classic style of cities and towns built during the 80's to 2010's. I also appreciated the smell of donuts and coffee coming from the local cafe I passed by. I asked Mew to swipe us a couple of maple glaze donuts on display while I distracted the baker with a smiley 'Good morning!' through an open window.
<This is tasty!> Mew exclaimed as she munched on her invisible donut.
<I know right~.> I think this with dreamy sighs as Mew and I finally arrive in front of the bank.
This specific branch of the Bank of America was clean with lots of windows. I could see all sorts of people inside. Retirees, young adults, office workers, etc.
"Good Morning Ma'am what business do you have with us today." The hispanic security guard tips his hat toward me as he greets me and I smile at him brilliantly.
"Good Morning~. I'm here to inquire about safety deposit boxes and the pricing of storage." I say this with a brilliant smile. The security guard nods and lets me in without any hassle after that. As soon as I enter the bank, I am greeted with a clean office setup. The place is organized with offwhite wallpaper on the walls, gray tiles on the flooring, offwhite fluorescent lights, white interconnected desks with red accents, and crimson leather seats for both workers and customers. The place was air conditioned and had four security cameras, each placed atop a corner.
<Now Mew.> I thought this as I approached the inquiries desk. It seems I was next in line.
<On it Maria~!> Mew thought this with excitable brain waves as I sensed her phase through the walls at the end of the bank's interior.
I patiently overheard a young caucasian woman with brown hair ask some questions about checking accounts this and initial deposits that. I admired the woman's pinstripe work dress. It looked quite good on her slim figure, not too tight, and yet not too loose. Perhaps it was a custom piece. Sadly, even though she was quite the looker, I wasn't attracted to women. I preferred men and all their manly assets.
While this interaction was happening, Mew sent me mental images of the vault. I saw the metallic interior through Mew's eyes. I could see walls lined with safety deposit boxes and steel cubby holes filled with stacks of cold hard cash. I nearly drooled at the mental sight of it all. Still, I needed to get past the Waynetech security cameras and all the alarms.
"-cuse me Miss. It's your turn." The bank staff with asian-american features. I was almost shocked by him calling out to me. Well I suppose it was time for me to 'perform'.
<Mew return to my location and read this man's mind please. Spare me the random thoughts and focus on the bank's information.> I say this as I pretended to be a shy girl as I batted my eyelashes at the man who blushed slightly as he spoke.
"H-Hi. My name's Maria." I said this as I gingerly swept a lock of my hair behind my ear. I was playing the innocent girl act you see.
"Hello Miss Maria. How can we at Bank of America help you today?" He had a brilliant smile on him as he spoke to me in a professional tone. He wore a name tag that had Ken written on it alongside a red and black polkadot tie to go with his black and white work suit.
"S-Sorry this is my first time in a bank, I'm just so nervous. I don't wanna embarrass myself with all the cameras here."
"It's alright Miss." His face contorts to that of surprise.
"I'm just a little shy is all." I say this as I placed my left hand on my chest and swirled a lock of my hair with my right. I bite my lip to add more effect to it.
"So what brings to the bank today Miss Maria?" Ken asks as he loosens his tie slightly. Perhaps it was choking him.
"I was wondering about safety deposit boxes. I have some jewelry at home that my Mom left after she…after she," I covered my mouth as I turned to the side and sniffled while imagining the time I saw Eevee who was a Light-Type Solareon at the time, get stabbed by Gowen's Phantom Tendrils. The mere thought made me tear up.
As for who Gowen was, well he was the leader of a group of cannibals living in the Arctic of the world of Pokemon. He himself transformed into a horrific Pokemon after all was said and done. Then the Sloggoths attacked and…
"Are you alright Miss Maria?" My thoughts zoned back to Ken who had a worried look on his face. I had him right where I wanted him. I internally smirked as a tear fell from my face.
"Yeah…Sniffle…Just some sad memories," I wiped my tears away to give Ken a vulnerable look before continuing, "S-So about those safety deposit boxes, are they safe?"
"Yes they are. We use the latest in Waynetech security to ensure our-" I zoned out as he began his boring explanation about how advanced Waynetech's security system was. I made sure to nod ever so often with an earnest smile on my face. This technique got me through a lot of terrible dates back on my first earth.
Meanwhile, Mew was hard at work sending me information about the security system, the man earnestly thought I was interested in depositing some jewelry from a mother I didn't have. Through Mew's vast psychic abilities, I managed to get more information about the security system. Apparently Ken was one of the two people required for a double thumbprint scan. There were also pressure plates in the vault that required the correct weight depending on the ID card scanned to open the barred gate behind the vault.
"-s there anything else you needed Miss Maria" Ken said this as the last bits of information about the bank's security was siphoned out of his mind.
"No, but thank you Ken. I think I've found a safe place to keep my Mother's necklace." To seal in the deal, I clasped Ken's hands into mine as I gave him a 'heartfelt' thank you. I quickly got up and said my goodbye after that.
<Thank you so much for the excellent work Mew.> I sent this thought to her with all the gratitude and love I could muster as we exited the bank.
<You're welcome!> Dear Mew sent happy thoughts my way as we both trounced along the street telekinetically picking pockets and loose change along the way.
Happy Harbor
November 21, 12:00 AM
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark. That evil was me! Oh I was so excited to commit my first crime, I felt so bad. I was a bad girl. I needed to be pu-!
<Maria, you're doing it again.> Mew said this to me telepathically as they gave me that look that said 'Really hoe?'.
<Sorry Mew!> I scratch the back of my head as a sign of embarrassment as we flew invisible through the night. I'd opted to take a nap in the local library to kill time. All the while there were a few stops we needed to make tonight. All to establish myself of course. I needed money and an identity. In order to do that, I needed to rob a bank, infiltrate the local hospital, break into the local highschool, before finally creeping into the nearest Social Security Offices.
First stop, Happy Harbor's very own Bank of America. The yellow-orange streetlights gave the eerie feel I loved as they showed the closed front of the bank. They had white rollup doors that gave away nothing to the outside world. The perfect enclosed space for what I had planned.
Luckily there were no guard dogs on patrol. Only a single guard who may or may not be fired after my robbery. Perhaps it was the bank's hubris for not being more prepared against a super-powered robber.
Anyways, I landed in an empty and dark alleyway and brought out the pokemon I needed tonight's heist.
"Come out and play Eevee. It's time to have some fun Please Just Help me. Let's get sneaky~!" I say this quietly as I bring out and expand two loveballs from my belt. The hearts and lights soon being drowned by the darkness.
"Eevee."
"Please Just Help Me." Both my Pokemon appeared with a silent exclamation of their names as Mew began to connect us all together telepathically.
<Eevee, please evolve into Virtualeon and Mew please turn all of us invisible.> I only saw a small amount of flashing light as Eevee began to evolve before we were all enveloped in a shroud of invisibility. Still, I could sense Eevee's new form and the sheer computative power of their Cyber-Type form.
Cyber-Type Pokemon were living embodiments of data. As if the internet and video games came to life and became adorable murderbeasts. They weren't just capable of battle though. Cyber Types had many uses when it came to digital work. Something the Pokemon World used to its advantage.
<Now for the fun part~. Mew, bring us up into the air and use Teleport to bring us into the bank please.> In a blinking flash we were now in the bank with no one the wiser. The place was dark, but thankfully I was used to seeing in the dark.
I remember my back in the Wack Region. I was trapped in a horrifying dark school dimension where I was chased by numerous horrific pokemon and disembodied mannequins. I had no lightsource and not even my pokemon provided any solace. It was dark as all light died in that place. I hope to Arceus I never have to return there again. Thus, I closed my eyes for a moment and counted to sixty, then I opened my eyes to see a grayed out office-scape.
<Virtualeon, please use Tech.Error on the Cameras.> I received affirmative thoughts as Virtualeon sent a big red holographic error sign towards each of the cameras. Now that that was taken care of, it was time to play.
I had Mew float me towards one of the computers. Then, I turned the desktop on after an embarrassing amount of time finding the switch. I closed my eyes as I turned on the monitor so as not to be blinded by the screen light. After a few moments I opened my eyes to see a login screen. This would've stumped me if it weren't for the fact that I had a Virus-Type Pokemon with me.
Virus-Types came in strange shapes and sizes. They consisted of living embodiments of disease and malware. To say the least, they were beings who were capable of causing anaphylactic shocks and trojanware rushes. They held power over things like the common cold and malaria, and yet they had access to a move called The Cure. A literal panacea capable of curing any disease. I could go on, detailing the type's advantages and weaknesses, but I didn't have that much time to think.
Thus, I turned to Please Just Help Me. Who I couldn't see, but I knew was floating idly at the center of this office space. They were singing a tune in their digital head, and nearly dozing off until they sensed my thoughts of need for them.
<Please Just Help Me, would you be so kind as to use Hack on their system?>
I sensed agreeable, yet lackadaisical thoughts as Please Just Help Me approached the computer and literally dived into the screen. Once they were inside the server, nothing could stop them. I saw multiple screens flash in and out, with multiple progress bars loading before me. My Pokemon and I waited patiently until Please Just Help Me was done.
<Be careful not to trigger any silent alarms my Love. We don't want to leave a single trace. Also, please intercept any signals being sent out of this branch.> I mentally thought this as I watched Please Just Help Me work their hacking magic.
It took about 3 minutes for Please Just Help Me to get past all the cyber security, and another 41 seconds to disable all of the alarms, cameras, and pressure plates. Once they were finished. All that was left on the screen was my Pokemon's usual jagged smiling and beady eyes. Their lips were moving as if to laugh. I got the mental sense and realized that Please Just Help Me enjoyed doing this. After all, I wasn't one to hack security systems back in the world of Pokemon.
In the end, I could also sense excitement from Virtualeon and Mew, they were both so used to just Pokemon battling, that they never got to use their powers creatively. It was definitely a positive experience for all of us. However, the best was yet to come.
<Mew, now is the time. Please use Teleport to bring us the vault past the barred gate.> I thought this as I prepared my backpack for what was to come. You see in the Pokemon world, backpacks functioned like bags of holding in DnD. I'm not sure how it functioned, I never bothered finding out, but everything just fit in there, from hundreds of pokeball of different types to cooking ingredients and a large, collapsible bicycle. Still, there was still enough space for cold hard cash. From what little I knew about Pokemon bags, they were designed by the man who created pokeballs. They functioned like um…I forget. It was all mambo jumbo that didn't feel important until back then.
<Yay~! Robbery time!> Mew said this with fun-loving thought as we all disappeared into the vault in a flash.
As soon as we arrived, me and my pokemon needed no instructions as we got to work. Mew and I stuffed my backpack with all the cash that lined the rightmost shelves amounting to at least two-hundred thousand dollars. A ludicrous amount that would allow me to sustain myself for a very long time. Meanwhile, Virtualeon and Please Just Help Me were busy grabbing wads of cash on the left. Their pace was a bit slower, but appreciated.
After a couple of minutes grabbing what I could only assume was around four-hundred thousand dollars, I finally let out a mental sigh of satisfaction. Still, we had a couple more stops to visit before the night was done.
<Thank you all for the hard work, sadly the night is still young and we have much to do! Teleport us into the air Mew. It's time made our way to Happy Harbor General Hospital.>
In a flash of light we disappeared instantly. Leaving only a note on the floor. A calling card of sorts. Written in big bold letters by Mew while we were in the Library. It stated a catchphrase that was near and dear to my heart. As for what the note says well… It simply said this:
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
Happy Harbor
November 21, 12:47 AM
Once we made our way out of the bank, it was a simple flight on our way to the Hospital. From there we simply had to sneak into the administrative offices.
There were more people walking in and out of the hospital than the closed bank, but that didn't matter. My Pokemon and I were invisible, and thus undetectable to the mundane staff. There was a map on every floor so it made going through the hospital very very easy. The administrative offices were on the top floor so we simply flew out of the ground floor and made our way up.
The hospital was beige with lots of reflective windows. Some had lights peaking through the blinds while most were dark. As we reached the twentieth floor, I noticed an open window and decided to take a peak. The room was slightly lit to only reveal a portion of the room. Most said room was filled with desks, computers, documents, and shelves lined with files. It was then that my eyes zoned in on the dark-skinned man with a doctor's coat sleeping in front of his desk. He had his computer open too. Perfect.
<Mew fly us in and keep that man asleep. Virtualeon, use Tech.Error to loop the footage on the cameras. Finally, Please Just Help Me, use Hack on that open PC and connect the servers to Rotom.> Mew's telekinetic abilities and cloaking allowed us to fly in without any hassle. As soon as we entered, one by one sliding through the sizable window, Mew set us down and we all sprung into action.
Virtualeon was up first as she blasts a smaller version of the red holographic error sign towards the singular camera situated at the end of the room's front right corner. Then, Mew's invisible eyes begin to glow a faint blue light as the sleeping man situated near the room is slowly moved away from the desk as he is telekinetically guided to lean backward into his seat. Then, Please Just Help Me floats towards the screen and jumps into the servers of the hospital.
It takes less than 15 seconds for Please Just Help Me to hack past the Hospital's security systems. Then, I bring my Rotom Phone out and pull out a USB connecter to begin infiltrating and forging my information and Medical History. Once Rotom was connected to the PC, I cracked my knuckles and mentally signaled for Virtualeon.
<Virtualeon, please keep a lookout while I type like a secretary rushing their work a day before the holidays.> I say this as the clickity clacks of the keyboard keys fills the room with slight noise.
Within the next hour, my new identity was created. Maria Valentine, who was born on October 31, 1991, now had a fairly medium-sized paper trail to her name. I now had a birth certificate that stated that I was born right here in sleepy Happy Harbor.
Once we finished I had Virtualeon remove the camera loop and Please Just Help Me exit the Computer. Then Mew stopped giving the sleeping man a psychic massage and we left for Happy Harbor High School.
It was a simple ordeal once we arrived. The same old rinse a repeat, the only differences were that we falsified highschool and elementary history. We also managed to print out a Happy Harbor High School Diploma.
By the time we got to the Social Security Offices, I was smiling ear to ear. The finale to my plot was at hand! Insert evil laugh here.
I danced through the air as Mew used Teleport to move us through a window. The red-brick building only had one floor and one slightly chubby caucasian night guard who was already semi-dozing off.
Then, we simply did our work. Between me, Mew, Please Just Help Me, Rotom, and Virtualeon, the job was ridiculously easy. We just needed to loop the cameras, hack a computer, connect to the database, fill in the information, and print the ID.
With everything going according to plan, I managed to get my Social Security Number and ID in record time, though the hacking took a bit longer than I'd hoped. I blame the security systems of the Social Security Offices.
Happy Harbor
November 21, 3:33 AM
Once we were finished I smiled in satisfaction as I gave all of my pokemon a big hug midair. We did it! My dastardly plot was complete! In less than four hours I managed to gain tons of money and create an identity with the help of my loved ones. It was all so perfect.
<Thank you all for the hard work.> I say this mentally and with all the appreciation I can muster. I received happiness and thoughts of 'no worries' from my Pokemon. I could sense that they enjoyed tonight's endeavors.
<I'm glad you all had fun. Virtualeon, devolve back into Eevee and return alongside Please Just Help Me. Thank you both for your hard work.> A faint light appeared in a space I knew Virtualeon was floating and soon enough their bright silhouette shifted and shrank into Eevee main form. Then I simply brought out my Love Balls and returned them.
<Sadly your job isn't done yet Mew. Could you fly us to the hotel we passed by on our way to the library? Its time we got some well needed rest.>
<It's okay Maria! I'm happy to help~!> Mew thought this with energetic happiness as we flew into the night.
The next chapter is already being outlined as we speak. I hope you all look forward to the next installment of my fanfic!
Pictures and information on the Fakemon mentioned in the chapter will be posted soon. Also, information on the moves used will be posted as well.
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Happy Harbor
November 20, 6:25 AM
"Come out everyone," I say this as I toss my unique Love Balls into the air. In a burst of holographic hearts and white-blue light, my pokemon come out.
Immediately I am surrounded by my beloved family. Eevee, the brown and light brown pokemon with fennec-like ears. Mew the hairless blue cat/mouse-like pokemon with bright blue eyes. While the first two needed little description as they were iconic Pokemon that came from the first generation, the rest of my companions needed a more in-depth description.
Please Just Help Me was a mass of floating screens, cubes, and disconnected tentacles. The colors of their body were a hodgepodge of yellow, red, blue, and black, while the screens showed white, teal and black jagged smiles and dilated eyes.
Cthultulzu was the spitting image of a smaller Cthulhu. Swamp green skin coating large alien muscles similar to that of an octopus, dark gray iron shackles around his wrists and legs, large wings, black eyelids, crimson eyes, and a spiky blue shield-like crest on his head.
Lunar Guardian was the most difficult to describe. Half biblical angel and half biblical demon. A combination of flesh, stone, ichor, and energy. Different colors from white, red, gold, dark green, blue, and black. You see Lunar Guardian was a combination of six different parts that can act individually away from the body. When they all combined they turned into a nightmarish being that most would cower in fear over. I however, loved them to bits.
Stelloch was an owl made of darkness and stone. Stelloch had a small golden crown connected atop its owl-like head. Stelloch had two black pits for eyes with two blood red dots at the center of each pit. She also had brown feather-like rock on their talons, breast, belly, and back, alongside black stone making up their horns, wings, and tail.
Finally, Rotom, who was currently living inside my phone, booted up and floated out of my pocket. They had the classic red of any Rotom Phone with a clear case to protect them from harm. Their cyan eyes were slightly droopy probably due to them just waking up.
Each of my Pokemon stood, flew, or floated to their full heights causing a few squirrels and birds to scatter. Stelloch, who was the most perceptive of the bunch, narrowed her void-like eyes at this. Nothing ever got past her, even this new world… The Idol Pokemon looked at me with a question burning through her gaze.I of course, knew what it meant. Stelloch wanted to know where we were. A question I would soon answer.
<Maria? I thought we were going to have a picnic?> Mew says this to me telepathically with an innocent look in their eyes as the others look at me with varied questions.
"There's been a change of plans, Mew." I say this solemnly.
"Mew?" The blue mother of Pokemon answered me with a question about what I meant. She and the others were now catching on to the unfamiliar fauna and flora around them.
"To put it simply my loves, we've been sent to another world by Hoopa. Not our Hoopa mind you, a different one." I say this as silence reigns amongst my Poke-family. They needed some time to process the whole situation.
"Stell Stelloch?" The stone owl said this to me with shocked curiosity. They wondered why we were sent to a new world.
"Imagine a being more powerful than Arceus." I let my words sink in before I continue. The shocked expressions of my party were definitely something I needed to get used to quickly. "Now imagine that being making me its plaything. A pawn in its entertainment." The various angered expressions on my Pokemon were to be expected.
"Eevee?" My dear first Pokemon asked me if we were fighting HIM again. A question I soon put to rest. Our time against that chaotic lord was over.
"No, we're not fighting HIM again. In fact, this new being or ROB as he likes to be called, wants us to entertain him." I say this with a mirthful smile, trying to placate the rage emanating off of my Pokemon.
"Cthultulzu, Cthu Cthult?" My dear Cthulhu-esque Pokemon brought up a very good statement. He wondered about the dangers of this new world.
"Mew, connect us all together telepathically. This might take a while."
<Yes Maria.> Then I felt the familiar psychic wave wash over me and my pokemon. Each of them had different minds, with Mew and Lunar Guardian standing out amongst the rest. Mostly because they were Legendary Pokemon with unfathomable powers.
Then I began to imagine all I knew about the DC Universe. The great evils, the villains, the Light, Apokolips, the Chaos Lords, the Endless, the Gods, the Lantern Corps and much more. I thought of the clown prince of crime and the gray-skinned abomination that killed Superman. I thought of the heroes, the princess of the amazons, the dark knight, and the man of steel.
At this point Please Just Help Me was shaking and I huddled them close for a hug. The poor thing needed some loving, and I was glad to give it. Still, I had to continue my veritable information overload. My pokemon deserved, no, they NEEDED to know. Finally I thought about Darkseid and his heinous machinations. He was the evil of the universe. An evil we would have to face alongside the heroes and villains of this world.
I let the information sink in as each of my Pokemon had varied looks and emotions going through them. There was one unifying thought that brought us all together though. The thought of protecting each other. We were family, through thick and thin, nothing could change that.
"Lunar Guardian?" The rumbling voice of my beloved guardian echoed a bit through the forestry as he questioned what I had planned. He always knew when something was cookin' up in my noggin.
"Well love… I've always wanted to be a villain."
"Please Just, Please Just Help Me?" My dear Pokemon from the cyber world asked me as I looked down to meet the eyes on their screen face.
"Ever since I was a child. I've always dreamt of having fun in a world filled with superheroes and supervillains. However, I don't want to get caught up with all the rules and machinations of the League and the Light. Dear ones, I want to be a free agent. Someone who does bad for the sake of fun. I don't want to kill people, far from it. I want to play tricks and mess with them.
"I remember Team Rocket from my childhood. The ones I told you about during our time in the haunted school dimension. How they set themselves an impossible goal and never caught Pikachu. Yet after all the trouble they'd been through, they never gave up. They were villains of course, but they were both fun and inspirational.
"It's time we all had some fun being bad. So…" I reach my hand out to all of my Pokemon after my impromptu speech. "Are you all with me?"
Slowly, and one by one, whether by paw, claw, or tentacle they put their limbs over my hand. I'm not ashamed to say I shed a tear at that moment. It was an emotional time for me, to find out that even when I wanted to turn evil, my team was still with me, through thick and thin we were a family.
"Thank you all, for sticking with me through my crazy ideas." I finish my statement by stretching my arms out and going in for a group hug.
I don't know why I was crying, but my Pokemon helped wipe away my tears as we hugged. After a cherished moment, we all let go just as the breeze started to pick up. It was starting to get very windy. Perhaps a storm was brewing.
"Alright everyone return, except Mew. I don't want us getting caught in the rain and we need to fly." The rest of my Pokemon agreed as I returned them to their Love Balls. Then I picked up my backpack, which contained an ungodly amount of items, and started levitating alongside Mew until we were well above the treeline.
<Where are we going Maria?> Mew asks this with excited and curious thoughts as I take in the view of the city before us. I knew it well. From the coast to Mount Justice it was easy to recognize Happy Harbor.
<Turn us invisible then take us to the City Mew. Let's find the nearest bank.> I send this thought to them as she and I begin to take a fast flight.
Happy Harbor
November 20, 8:56
Mew and I eventually found a Bank of America branch at the center of Happy Harbor. However before we started I asked Mew to land us on a nearby rooftop so I could scope out the area.
It seems there was only one security guard at the front of the building who could be easily taken care of. People were waiting in line just outside the bank. It was a Friday, and thus payday for most folks. Many of them probably wanted to withdraw or make a deposit. Most of the people were wearing clothes for cool weather suggesting the date was probably early spring or fall.
<Mew please fly us into the alleyway near the Dave & Buster's parking lot. It'll be easier for us to scope the place out once we've gotten a closer look. Reveal me but stay invisible, once we get into the bank I want you to phase through the back and into the vault. Scope out any potential dangers then come back to me.> I think this with a hurried pace as a devious plot begins to form in my mind.
<Okay~!> Mew then flies us into the dark alleyway without any nearby cameras and my form shimmers into existence as Mew allows me to exit my invisibility. Then I simply walked out the alley without any eyes turning towards me as it was completely empty this time of day.
It had taken more than about an hour and 30 minutes of flying to get into the city, and another hour to find the nearest bank as Mew and I got distracted talking about what I knew of this world. Needless to say both of us also got lost here and there, but we eventually found our way after I made Mew read a few minds.
Meanwhile the walk to the bank was going smoothly, though I did notice a few people giving me some looks, I was after all, a young attractive female with large breasts. For those of you who are wondering what I looked like well…
(Due to rules I cannot post the images of my SI here. One show too much leg and thigh and the other one has huge boobas. However if you wish to check them out, you may look in the forums of QQ.)
As you can see, I pride myself in my luscious beauty, so the attention was something I was used to. Still, it was nice to know my love and care for my looks didn't fail me in this world. I looked like an anime girl come to life, and that was something I thoroughly enjoyed about myself.
Anyways, my walk to the bank was uneventful besides the aforementioned looks I got. The buildings around me were a bland hodge podge of colors I cared not to describe. The architecture was quite nice though. Coming from the year 2022 I appreciated the classic style of cities and towns built during the 80's to 2010's. I also appreciated the smell of donuts and coffee coming from the local cafe I passed by. I asked Mew to swipe us a couple of maple glaze donuts on display while I distracted the baker with a smiley 'Good morning!' through an open window.
<This is tasty!> Mew exclaimed as she munched on her invisible donut.
<I know right~.> I think this with dreamy sighs as Mew and I finally arrive in front of the bank.
This specific branch of the Bank of America was clean with lots of windows. I could see all sorts of people inside. Retirees, young adults, office workers, etc.
"Good Morning Ma'am what business do you have with us today." The hispanic security guard tips his hat toward me as he greets me and I smile at him brilliantly.
"Good Morning~. I'm here to inquire about safety deposit boxes and the pricing of storage." I say this with a brilliant smile. The security guard nods and lets me in without any hassle after that. As soon as I enter the bank, I am greeted with a clean office setup. The place is organized with offwhite wallpaper on the walls, gray tiles on the flooring, offwhite fluorescent lights, white interconnected desks with red accents, and crimson leather seats for both workers and customers. The place was air conditioned and had four security cameras, each placed atop a corner.
<Now Mew.> I thought this as I approached the inquiries desk. It seems I was next in line.
<On it Maria~!> Mew thought this with excitable brain waves as I sensed her phase through the walls at the end of the bank's interior.
I patiently overheard a young caucasian woman with brown hair ask some questions about checking accounts this and initial deposits that. I admired the woman's pinstripe work dress. It looked quite good on her slim figure, not too tight, and yet not too loose. Perhaps it was a custom piece. Sadly, even though she was quite the looker, I wasn't attracted to women. I preferred men and all their manly assets.
While this interaction was happening, Mew sent me mental images of the vault. I saw the metallic interior through Mew's eyes. I could see walls lined with safety deposit boxes and steel cubby holes filled with stacks of cold hard cash. I nearly drooled at the mental sight of it all. Still, I needed to get past the Waynetech security cameras and all the alarms.
"-cuse me Miss. It's your turn." The bank staff with asian-american features. I was almost shocked by him calling out to me. Well I suppose it was time for me to 'perform'.
<Mew return to my location and read this man's mind please. Spare me the random thoughts and focus on the bank's information.> I say this as I pretended to be a shy girl as I batted my eyelashes at the man who blushed slightly as he spoke.
"H-Hi. My name's Maria." I said this as I gingerly swept a lock of my hair behind my ear. I was playing the innocent girl act you see.
"Hello Miss Maria. How can we at Bank of America help you today?" He had a brilliant smile on him as he spoke to me in a professional tone. He wore a name tag that had Ken written on it alongside a red and black polkadot tie to go with his black and white work suit.
"S-Sorry this is my first time in a bank, I'm just so nervous. I don't wanna embarrass myself with all the cameras here."
"It's alright Miss." His face contorts to that of surprise.
"I'm just a little shy is all." I say this as I placed my left hand on my chest and swirled a lock of my hair with my right. I bite my lip to add more effect to it.
"So what brings to the bank today Miss Maria?" Ken asks as he loosens his tie slightly. Perhaps it was choking him.
"I was wondering about safety deposit boxes. I have some jewelry at home that my Mom left after she…after she," I covered my mouth as I turned to the side and sniffled while imagining the time I saw Eevee who was a Light-Type Solareon at the time, get stabbed by Gowen's Phantom Tendrils. The mere thought made me tear up.
As for who Gowen was, well he was the leader of a group of cannibals living in the Arctic of the world of Pokemon. He himself transformed into a horrific Pokemon after all was said and done. Then the Sloggoths attacked and…
"Are you alright Miss Maria?" My thoughts zoned back to Ken who had a worried look on his face. I had him right where I wanted him. I internally smirked as a tear fell from my face.
"Yeah…Sniffle…Just some sad memories," I wiped my tears away to give Ken a vulnerable look before continuing, "S-So about those safety deposit boxes, are they safe?"
"Yes they are. We use the latest in Waynetech security to ensure our-" I zoned out as he began his boring explanation about how advanced Waynetech's security system was. I made sure to nod ever so often with an earnest smile on my face. This technique got me through a lot of terrible dates back on my first earth.
Meanwhile, Mew was hard at work sending me information about the security system, the man earnestly thought I was interested in depositing some jewelry from a mother I didn't have. Through Mew's vast psychic abilities, I managed to get more information about the security system. Apparently Ken was one of the two people required for a double thumbprint scan. There were also pressure plates in the vault that required the correct weight depending on the ID card scanned to open the barred gate behind the vault.
"-s there anything else you needed Miss Maria" Ken said this as the last bits of information about the bank's security was siphoned out of his mind.
"No, but thank you Ken. I think I've found a safe place to keep my Mother's necklace." To seal in the deal, I clasped Ken's hands into mine as I gave him a 'heartfelt' thank you. I quickly got up and said my goodbye after that.
<Thank you so much for the excellent work Mew.> I sent this thought to her with all the gratitude and love I could muster as we exited the bank.
<You're welcome!> Dear Mew sent happy thoughts my way as we both trounced along the street telekinetically picking pockets and loose change along the way.
Happy Harbor
November 21, 12:00 AM
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark. That evil was me! Oh I was so excited to commit my first crime, I felt so bad. I was a bad girl. I needed to be pu-!
<Maria, you're doing it again.> Mew said this to me telepathically as they gave me that look that said 'Really hoe?'.
<Sorry Mew!> I scratch the back of my head as a sign of embarrassment as we flew invisible through the night. I'd opted to take a nap in the local library to kill time. All the while there were a few stops we needed to make tonight. All to establish myself of course. I needed money and an identity. In order to do that, I needed to rob a bank, infiltrate the local hospital, break into the local highschool, before finally creeping into the nearest Social Security Offices.
First stop, Happy Harbor's very own Bank of America. The yellow-orange streetlights gave the eerie feel I loved as they showed the closed front of the bank. They had white rollup doors that gave away nothing to the outside world. The perfect enclosed space for what I had planned.
Luckily there were no guard dogs on patrol. Only a single guard who may or may not be fired after my robbery. Perhaps it was the bank's hubris for not being more prepared against a super-powered robber.
Anyways, I landed in an empty and dark alleyway and brought out the pokemon I needed tonight's heist.
"Come out and play Eevee. It's time to have some fun Please Just Help me. Let's get sneaky~!" I say this quietly as I bring out and expand two loveballs from my belt. The hearts and lights soon being drowned by the darkness.
"Eevee."
"Please Just Help Me." Both my Pokemon appeared with a silent exclamation of their names as Mew began to connect us all together telepathically.
<Eevee, please evolve into Virtualeon and Mew please turn all of us invisible.> I only saw a small amount of flashing light as Eevee began to evolve before we were all enveloped in a shroud of invisibility. Still, I could sense Eevee's new form and the sheer computative power of their Cyber-Type form.
Cyber-Type Pokemon were living embodiments of data. As if the internet and video games came to life and became adorable murderbeasts. They weren't just capable of battle though. Cyber Types had many uses when it came to digital work. Something the Pokemon World used to its advantage.
<Now for the fun part~. Mew, bring us up into the air and use Teleport to bring us into the bank please.> In a blinking flash we were now in the bank with no one the wiser. The place was dark, but thankfully I was used to seeing in the dark.
I remember my back in the Wack Region. I was trapped in a horrifying dark school dimension where I was chased by numerous horrific pokemon and disembodied mannequins. I had no lightsource and not even my pokemon provided any solace. It was dark as all light died in that place. I hope to Arceus I never have to return there again. Thus, I closed my eyes for a moment and counted to sixty, then I opened my eyes to see a grayed out office-scape.
<Virtualeon, please use Tech.Error on the Cameras.> I received affirmative thoughts as Virtualeon sent a big red holographic error sign towards each of the cameras. Now that that was taken care of, it was time to play.
I had Mew float me towards one of the computers. Then, I turned the desktop on after an embarrassing amount of time finding the switch. I closed my eyes as I turned on the monitor so as not to be blinded by the screen light. After a few moments I opened my eyes to see a login screen. This would've stumped me if it weren't for the fact that I had a Virus-Type Pokemon with me.
Virus-Types came in strange shapes and sizes. They consisted of living embodiments of disease and malware. To say the least, they were beings who were capable of causing anaphylactic shocks and trojanware rushes. They held power over things like the common cold and malaria, and yet they had access to a move called The Cure. A literal panacea capable of curing any disease. I could go on, detailing the type's advantages and weaknesses, but I didn't have that much time to think.
Thus, I turned to Please Just Help Me. Who I couldn't see, but I knew was floating idly at the center of this office space. They were singing a tune in their digital head, and nearly dozing off until they sensed my thoughts of need for them.
<Please Just Help Me, would you be so kind as to use Hack on their system?>
I sensed agreeable, yet lackadaisical thoughts as Please Just Help Me approached the computer and literally dived into the screen. Once they were inside the server, nothing could stop them. I saw multiple screens flash in and out, with multiple progress bars loading before me. My Pokemon and I waited patiently until Please Just Help Me was done.
<Be careful not to trigger any silent alarms my Love. We don't want to leave a single trace. Also, please intercept any signals being sent out of this branch.> I mentally thought this as I watched Please Just Help Me work their hacking magic.
It took about 3 minutes for Please Just Help Me to get past all the cyber security, and another 41 seconds to disable all of the alarms, cameras, and pressure plates. Once they were finished. All that was left on the screen was my Pokemon's usual jagged smiling and beady eyes. Their lips were moving as if to laugh. I got the mental sense and realized that Please Just Help Me enjoyed doing this. After all, I wasn't one to hack security systems back in the world of Pokemon.
In the end, I could also sense excitement from Virtualeon and Mew, they were both so used to just Pokemon battling, that they never got to use their powers creatively. It was definitely a positive experience for all of us. However, the best was yet to come.
<Mew, now is the time. Please use Teleport to bring us the vault past the barred gate.> I thought this as I prepared my backpack for what was to come. You see in the Pokemon world, backpacks functioned like bags of holding in DnD. I'm not sure how it functioned, I never bothered finding out, but everything just fit in there, from hundreds of pokeball of different types to cooking ingredients and a large, collapsible bicycle. Still, there was still enough space for cold hard cash. From what little I knew about Pokemon bags, they were designed by the man who created pokeballs. They functioned like um…I forget. It was all mambo jumbo that didn't feel important until back then.
<Yay~! Robbery time!> Mew said this with fun-loving thought as we all disappeared into the vault in a flash.
As soon as we arrived, me and my pokemon needed no instructions as we got to work. Mew and I stuffed my backpack with all the cash that lined the rightmost shelves amounting to at least two-hundred thousand dollars. A ludicrous amount that would allow me to sustain myself for a very long time. Meanwhile, Virtualeon and Please Just Help Me were busy grabbing wads of cash on the left. Their pace was a bit slower, but appreciated.
After a couple of minutes grabbing what I could only assume was around four-hundred thousand dollars, I finally let out a mental sigh of satisfaction. Still, we had a couple more stops to visit before the night was done.
<Thank you all for the hard work, sadly the night is still young and we have much to do! Teleport us into the air Mew. It's time made our way to Happy Harbor General Hospital.>
In a flash of light we disappeared instantly. Leaving only a note on the floor. A calling card of sorts. Written in big bold letters by Mew while we were in the Library. It stated a catchphrase that was near and dear to my heart. As for what the note says well… It simply said this:
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
Happy Harbor
November 21, 12:47 AM
Once we made our way out of the bank, it was a simple flight on our way to the Hospital. From there we simply had to sneak into the administrative offices.
There were more people walking in and out of the hospital than the closed bank, but that didn't matter. My Pokemon and I were invisible, and thus undetectable to the mundane staff. There was a map on every floor so it made going through the hospital very very easy. The administrative offices were on the top floor so we simply flew out of the ground floor and made our way up.
The hospital was beige with lots of reflective windows. Some had lights peaking through the blinds while most were dark. As we reached the twentieth floor, I noticed an open window and decided to take a peak. The room was slightly lit to only reveal a portion of the room. Most said room was filled with desks, computers, documents, and shelves lined with files. It was then that my eyes zoned in on the dark-skinned man with a doctor's coat sleeping in front of his desk. He had his computer open too. Perfect.
<Mew fly us in and keep that man asleep. Virtualeon, use Tech.Error to loop the footage on the cameras. Finally, Please Just Help Me, use Hack on that open PC and connect the servers to Rotom.> Mew's telekinetic abilities and cloaking allowed us to fly in without any hassle. As soon as we entered, one by one sliding through the sizable window, Mew set us down and we all sprung into action.
Virtualeon was up first as she blasts a smaller version of the red holographic error sign towards the singular camera situated at the end of the room's front right corner. Then, Mew's invisible eyes begin to glow a faint blue light as the sleeping man situated near the room is slowly moved away from the desk as he is telekinetically guided to lean backward into his seat. Then, Please Just Help Me floats towards the screen and jumps into the servers of the hospital.
It takes less than 15 seconds for Please Just Help Me to hack past the Hospital's security systems. Then, I bring my Rotom Phone out and pull out a USB connecter to begin infiltrating and forging my information and Medical History. Once Rotom was connected to the PC, I cracked my knuckles and mentally signaled for Virtualeon.
<Virtualeon, please keep a lookout while I type like a secretary rushing their work a day before the holidays.> I say this as the clickity clacks of the keyboard keys fills the room with slight noise.
Within the next hour, my new identity was created. Maria Valentine, who was born on October 31, 1991, now had a fairly medium-sized paper trail to her name. I now had a birth certificate that stated that I was born right here in sleepy Happy Harbor.
Once we finished I had Virtualeon remove the camera loop and Please Just Help Me exit the Computer. Then Mew stopped giving the sleeping man a psychic massage and we left for Happy Harbor High School.
It was a simple ordeal once we arrived. The same old rinse a repeat, the only differences were that we falsified highschool and elementary history. We also managed to print out a Happy Harbor High School Diploma.
By the time we got to the Social Security Offices, I was smiling ear to ear. The finale to my plot was at hand! Insert evil laugh here.
I danced through the air as Mew used Teleport to move us through a window. The red-brick building only had one floor and one slightly chubby caucasian night guard who was already semi-dozing off.
Then, we simply did our work. Between me, Mew, Please Just Help Me, Rotom, and Virtualeon, the job was ridiculously easy. We just needed to loop the cameras, hack a computer, connect to the database, fill in the information, and print the ID.
With everything going according to plan, I managed to get my Social Security Number and ID in record time, though the hacking took a bit longer than I'd hoped. I blame the security systems of the Social Security Offices.
Happy Harbor
November 21, 3:33 AM
Once we were finished I smiled in satisfaction as I gave all of my pokemon a big hug midair. We did it! My dastardly plot was complete! In less than four hours I managed to gain tons of money and create an identity with the help of my loved ones. It was all so perfect.
<Thank you all for the hard work.> I say this mentally and with all the appreciation I can muster. I received happiness and thoughts of 'no worries' from my Pokemon. I could sense that they enjoyed tonight's endeavors.
<I'm glad you all had fun. Virtualeon, devolve back into Eevee and return alongside Please Just Help Me. Thank you both for your hard work.> A faint light appeared in a space I knew Virtualeon was floating and soon enough their bright silhouette shifted and shrank into Eevee main form. Then I simply brought out my Love Balls and returned them.
<Sadly your job isn't done yet Mew. Could you fly us to the hotel we passed by on our way to the library? Its time we got some well needed rest.>
<It's okay Maria! I'm happy to help~!> Mew thought this with energetic happiness as we flew into the night.
The next chapter is already being outlined as we speak. I hope you all look forward to the next installment of my fanfic!
Pictures and information on the Fakemon mentioned in the chapter will be posted soon. Also, information on the moves used will be posted as well.
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!
All jokes aside thank you for the love.
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I won't forget the cardinal rule! Thanks for the comment. ♡