Richardson
CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
- Location
- Yes
I've got two master balls.
Pokemon Zeta
- Thread starter Heaven Canceler
- Start date
- Let's Play
I've got two master balls.
- Location
- Birmingham, AL
You can catch Jirachi well enough with just Ultra Balls, as its catch-rate is reduced here for plot purposes. Just... be sure to pack a pokemon with Sleep Powder or something. Jirachi will still put up a fight and refuse to get into that damn ball.
Richardson
CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
- Location
- Yes
Sleep powder's become standard issue for catching after going through 20 balls on one pokemon. But I'm not going to bother taking a chance with a legendary. I'm skipping straight to the nuclear option, I can always get more master balls.
- Location
- Birmingham, AL
It's not often that one can say that and actually be serious about it.
Richardson
CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
- Location
- Yes
It's not often that one can say that and actually be serious about it.
The save-scrumming will continue until the desired results are achieved!
- Location
- Birmingham, AL
The save-scrumming will continue until the desired results are achieved!
I hear ya, brother, I hear ya.
Shade.ninja
Just a random ninja.
I haven't been playing in a while
but I did figure out how to fix my save mistake Where i saved my first game in the third slot Its now inthe first slot
And now I'm off to perform some time travel to get a lot of master balls.
but I did figure out how to fix my save mistake Where i saved my first game in the third slot Its now inthe first slot
And now I'm off to perform some time travel to get a lot of master balls.
Richardson
CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
- Location
- Yes
I have a Victini now. My arguments are awesome.
Granted, it is rather awkward to have it and a Charizard on the same team, but it's still fucking awesome as hell.
Granted, it is rather awkward to have it and a Charizard on the same team, but it's still fucking awesome as hell.
Heaven Canceler
I would like to have a cool title.
- Location
- Austria
Why is that? Because of the Fire/Flying versus Psychic/Fire typing (Since they have similar typing.) or something else?
TheOmnimercurial
Dragon Bard
- Location
- UK
Is this available as a pre patched Rom to Download?
Laptop is Kaput but I do have a GBA Android Emulator for my Phone.
I cannot Patch something myself on a phone but if I can get hold of a PrePatched Rom I should be able to play at least.
Laptop is Kaput but I do have a GBA Android Emulator for my Phone.
I cannot Patch something myself on a phone but if I can get hold of a PrePatched Rom I should be able to play at least.
Richardson
CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
- Location
- Yes
It's .exe
TheOmnimercurial
Dragon Bard
- Location
- UK
Does that mean it's PC only?
I think I'm having a comprehension failure.
Heaven Canceler
I would like to have a cool title.
- Location
- Austria
Does that mean it's PC only?
I think I'm having a comprehension failure.
It doesn't Need a Emulator, it is a fangame made with the RPG maker. Unzip, double klick on the .exe and it should start.
TheOmnimercurial
Dragon Bard
- Location
- UK
Ah I see.
Thank You!
Will it work on Android?
Thank You!
Will it work on Android?
- Location
- Birmingham, AL
Ah I see.
Thank You!
Will it work on Android?
As in the phone? No idea, but I'm pretty sure that's a no, as it's a PC system. You can download it here.
Shade.ninja
Just a random ninja.
An update from me I deafeted the final boss of the aroma region.
AlsoI' almost captured all the starting region legendaries the only ones left are the elemental birds
Im going to need a lot of masterballs
AlsoI' almost captured all the starting region legendaries the only ones left are the elemental birds
I also have yet to fight genderflipped me
- Location
- Birmingham, AL
Apologies for the extreme necroing, but just wanted to let everybody know: the latest update for Pokemon Omicron/Zeta, version 1.4.10, is now released!
4.9 Behemoth Returns
Heaven Canceler
I would like to have a cool title.
- Location
- Austria
Hello and welcome to the wonderful of Pokemon. I, Heaven Canceler, have returned from lands far beyond time and space to bring you this glorious tale of adventure, inanity, cosplayers and bad jokes. After a short pause where I was busy with other things, it is time to return and check up on our protagonist. Do not mind the cobwebs, he has been doing quite well since we left..
After my recent defeat of the gym leader of Kivu Town I decided to check out the city a little before leaving for the next route. And thus discovered this place, the Ranger Club! It is.. somewhat overfilled with Pokemon, which a helpful member informs me that they saved from some hypnotic device.
Overall, they have already proven to be 100% more successful than the Police Club with these few words.
Which is why I immediately joined their club. This way I can actually do serious good in-between the cosplay sessions of the Police Club. In fact, let us give this a try right now and see what these Rangers get up to!
"There's some strange machine that's hurting all the Pokemon in the area. A Ranger will explain the rest when you arrive. Good luck!"
Oh thank you lady, I look forward to working with all of you
I am Heaven, pleased to meet you. Now where are the baddies? I have brought a hungry dragon along, Behemoth hasn't eaten in forever.
And it turns out that Team Asgard has all the Pokemon in the area hypnotised to do their bidding. And of course rescuing them and introducing them to freedom doesn't work if they don't have free will! And thus we are going to find and destroy this evil mind control device!
Aaaaaannnd the Ranger vanished..
Okay okay, I can work with that. More for my Pokemon to take on.
The first Team Asgard grunt appears and immediately tells me I am not allowed here. Hah, you cannot stop JUSTICE from finding you evildoer. He releases his first of three Pokemon and...
Ooookkkkay… that is kind of just.. not really fair. Behemoth rips it apart with two Slash hits and no, Behemoth you aren't allowed to eat the Kecleon. Keep your appetite for the grunt.
"Wait, you cannot be serious."
And remember your table manners, we don't want a mess all over the grass.
"Shit, go Piloswine freeze that Dragon."
Out with you Richard, play with that pig a little. Flame Charge.
The Girafarig he sends out next ends up not doing much either. Though his attacks did take Richard down to half of his health. Not bad for such a level difference. Now, Behemoth if you would?
"Nooooooaaarghhh!"
The next enemy is at least not quite as below when it comes to the levels. Still, another grunt another meal. All his Pokemon except the final one were plant type, so easy pickings for Sakura and Richard. Though the Masquerain was a bit tricky.
The next grunt helpfully informs me that I went the wrong way and should instead turn into the other direction. What a nice fellow. Maybe I won't feed him to my Pokemon..
Nahhhh..
The Spinda he throws out is a bit unusual. The Zangoose, Mandibuzz and Seviper that follow too. He seems to have some rare Pokemon. Fortunately we can introduce them to freedom!
And then the next guy has a level 33 Rapidash. Cheater! I have a level 39 Ponyta, so I call bullshit! Kurt, Hydro Pump his face off! As if in reward for my justice, Kurt reaches Level 39 and I can replace Twister with Dragon Pulse. Wonderful.
Wait, your superior's job is literally "Gruntmaster" what the hell? Is this like a Dungeons and Dragons reference or something? Does he occasionally play games with the leaders of Team Asgard and was given the title of Gruntmaster for his DM skills?
And one of them screams "feel the wrath of my hypnotized Pokemon". Seriously, you hypnotized the Pokemon you use into your minions? What kind of villain teams cannot even get Pokemon for themselves. Fucking discount baddies.
At least the levels are slowly going up with every Grunt.
Apropos level ups, now that is something I am really happy to see! Now this is how a real Rapidash is supposed to look like. Show them Richard.
"with the other three! That would create a square, all Pokemon in the middle of it being hypnotized! So come on, just a few more meters..."
"Halt evildoer!"
"You're that kid that's being messing with Freyja and Thor! Do you know who I am?"
"The guy who cannot speak english?"
"No! I am the Gruntmaster!"
"Does that give you any special magic powers?"
"No you fool, I rule the grunt division of Team Asgard!"
"Ohhh.. well I must tell you your quality is horrible."
He declares that I have no chance to win and sends out his first Pokemon..
This isn't going to take very long I guess. Nothing he sends out puts up a serious fight and the fight is over just moments after it begun.
"Could it be? Your genuine bonds overcame my fake ones? Impossible!"
"But of course, my deep friendship with my Pokemon is unquestionable and cannot be overcome with mere mind control."
*Growl*
"Eheheheh.. of course I will get you more to eat Behemoth, please stop looking like that at me."
Damn, I should have checked up on everyone in between now and when I beat the Ghost Gym…
And then the Ranger Club lady appears to add her own speech on justice and teamwork.
She then explains that this item is a Gigaremo. An item that they thought Team Dim Sun back in their home region of Almia had the last ones. She tells me to go and report to base while she deals with this…
Alright ma'am, I will trust you to share the glory!
Aaaannnd.. I get no reward! I knew I should have let Behemoth eat that Ranger too..
*Growl*
"Yes, we are getting some ice cream right away! Just gonna talk with the nice people in here for a moment."
Before we are off for the next route, I talk a bit more with people and one friendly fellow gives me the HM Fly, just for being a member of the club. What a good person, truly there are people with pure hearts in this world still.
*Growl!!!*
"Ah yes, double ice cream with chocolate syrup on top. Right away!"
After my recent defeat of the gym leader of Kivu Town I decided to check out the city a little before leaving for the next route. And thus discovered this place, the Ranger Club! It is.. somewhat overfilled with Pokemon, which a helpful member informs me that they saved from some hypnotic device.
Overall, they have already proven to be 100% more successful than the Police Club with these few words.
Which is why I immediately joined their club. This way I can actually do serious good in-between the cosplay sessions of the Police Club. In fact, let us give this a try right now and see what these Rangers get up to!
"There's some strange machine that's hurting all the Pokemon in the area. A Ranger will explain the rest when you arrive. Good luck!"
Oh thank you lady, I look forward to working with all of you
I am Heaven, pleased to meet you. Now where are the baddies? I have brought a hungry dragon along, Behemoth hasn't eaten in forever.
And it turns out that Team Asgard has all the Pokemon in the area hypnotised to do their bidding. And of course rescuing them and introducing them to freedom doesn't work if they don't have free will! And thus we are going to find and destroy this evil mind control device!
Aaaaaannnd the Ranger vanished..
Okay okay, I can work with that. More for my Pokemon to take on.
The first Team Asgard grunt appears and immediately tells me I am not allowed here. Hah, you cannot stop JUSTICE from finding you evildoer. He releases his first of three Pokemon and...
Ooookkkkay… that is kind of just.. not really fair. Behemoth rips it apart with two Slash hits and no, Behemoth you aren't allowed to eat the Kecleon. Keep your appetite for the grunt.
"Wait, you cannot be serious."
And remember your table manners, we don't want a mess all over the grass.
"Shit, go Piloswine freeze that Dragon."
Out with you Richard, play with that pig a little. Flame Charge.
The Girafarig he sends out next ends up not doing much either. Though his attacks did take Richard down to half of his health. Not bad for such a level difference. Now, Behemoth if you would?
"Nooooooaaarghhh!"
The next enemy is at least not quite as below when it comes to the levels. Still, another grunt another meal. All his Pokemon except the final one were plant type, so easy pickings for Sakura and Richard. Though the Masquerain was a bit tricky.
The next grunt helpfully informs me that I went the wrong way and should instead turn into the other direction. What a nice fellow. Maybe I won't feed him to my Pokemon..
Nahhhh..
The Spinda he throws out is a bit unusual. The Zangoose, Mandibuzz and Seviper that follow too. He seems to have some rare Pokemon. Fortunately we can introduce them to freedom!
And then the next guy has a level 33 Rapidash. Cheater! I have a level 39 Ponyta, so I call bullshit! Kurt, Hydro Pump his face off! As if in reward for my justice, Kurt reaches Level 39 and I can replace Twister with Dragon Pulse. Wonderful.
Wait, your superior's job is literally "Gruntmaster" what the hell? Is this like a Dungeons and Dragons reference or something? Does he occasionally play games with the leaders of Team Asgard and was given the title of Gruntmaster for his DM skills?
And one of them screams "feel the wrath of my hypnotized Pokemon". Seriously, you hypnotized the Pokemon you use into your minions? What kind of villain teams cannot even get Pokemon for themselves. Fucking discount baddies.
At least the levels are slowly going up with every Grunt.
Apropos level ups, now that is something I am really happy to see! Now this is how a real Rapidash is supposed to look like. Show them Richard.
"with the other three! That would create a square, all Pokemon in the middle of it being hypnotized! So come on, just a few more meters..."
"Halt evildoer!"
"You're that kid that's being messing with Freyja and Thor! Do you know who I am?"
"The guy who cannot speak english?"
"No! I am the Gruntmaster!"
"Does that give you any special magic powers?"
"No you fool, I rule the grunt division of Team Asgard!"
"Ohhh.. well I must tell you your quality is horrible."
He declares that I have no chance to win and sends out his first Pokemon..
This isn't going to take very long I guess. Nothing he sends out puts up a serious fight and the fight is over just moments after it begun.
"Could it be? Your genuine bonds overcame my fake ones? Impossible!"
"But of course, my deep friendship with my Pokemon is unquestionable and cannot be overcome with mere mind control."
*Growl*
"Eheheheh.. of course I will get you more to eat Behemoth, please stop looking like that at me."
Damn, I should have checked up on everyone in between now and when I beat the Ghost Gym…
And then the Ranger Club lady appears to add her own speech on justice and teamwork.
She then explains that this item is a Gigaremo. An item that they thought Team Dim Sun back in their home region of Almia had the last ones. She tells me to go and report to base while she deals with this…
Alright ma'am, I will trust you to share the glory!
Aaaannnd.. I get no reward! I knew I should have let Behemoth eat that Ranger too..
*Growl*
"Yes, we are getting some ice cream right away! Just gonna talk with the nice people in here for a moment."
Before we are off for the next route, I talk a bit more with people and one friendly fellow gives me the HM Fly, just for being a member of the club. What a good person, truly there are people with pure hearts in this world still.
*Growl!!!*
"Ah yes, double ice cream with chocolate syrup on top. Right away!"
So yes, it turns out that I still had the old save-file and after a while of tinkering where I had to download the game again and again, I managed to get it to work correctly. Maybe someone out there is still interested in there, otherwise new readers welcome! Older readers welcome back!
This isn't too long, but I thought better get right back into things before I can get distracted by something!
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Hilarious as always.
5.0
Heaven Canceler
I would like to have a cool title.
- Location
- Austria
Well well, here is the new Update on our great adventure! See for yourself.
Hello there, I am happy to see you join me once again in my journey through the Vesryn Region. Last time we fought for Justice! but today we will get back to the path that will lead us to our true destiny of becoming a Pokemon master! For this we will leave Kivu Town and move east using the waterway. After teaching Surf to Kurt, we go into the water and..
It appears that my starter Pokemon has somehow become a Lapras. How unexpected.
Now, no matter what sort of choices you make in life Kurt, you should know that I will always love you as my starter and a true comrade. Still suddenly going through an extended operation to become a Lapras isn't like you, you should have at least talked about it with me! What if something had gone wrong and nobody had known about anything?
This leaves both of us somewhat awkward as Kurt keeps saying that he didn't transform into a Lapras and that I am hallucinating. Why, surely he is screwing with me, there is no way I could be hallucinating! After all, why would I be hallucinating a conversation with him, I don't even speak Kingdra!
As we travel on, we find the first few examples of the local wildlife. The Pokemon here are.. well you remember these Team Asgard guys we met in the Ranger Club mission? Yeah, the mons here are even weaker!
Kurt swims up to a local swimmer who seems to be training for some kind of competition. Then he instantly challenges us to a Pokemon fight. Hey dude, I wasn't planning to interrupt your swim-training or anything. You can just keep doing this and..
Or I dunno, you could start throwing your Pokemon at us until we have beaten them within ten inches of their lives. Ahhh.. Behemoth don't be too harsh on them, it isn't their fault that their trainer is a moron.
It is interesting that the swimmers here all have Pokemon close to the Level of the local Gym leader. Maybe they occasionally train with Graham, even Gym leaders have to keep their skills up after all. They probably didn't get there from fighting the wild Pokemon, at least not unless they were very very bored.
Finally I meet a mysterious swimmer who is named ???, he seems to mistake me for a "Denko" person for whom he has been waiting. His Qwilfish is beaten by Behemoth and.. no you cannot eat it, these are poisonous, or at least I am pretty sure they are. The Whiscash he sends out next soon follows and...
Yeah, that is gonna hurt. After his flying lightning-bait is beaten, he seems to finally notice that I am indeed not Denko. Maybe you should go see an oculist sometime, or stop swimming 24/7. That cannot be good for your eyes!
A few more encounters of the wet kind follow this and then I finally reach Ladoga Town. I am pretty sure I missed a lot of the swimmers, but honestly I am too lazy to actively search them out. Instead let us do something else, like go and talk with the random strangers on the beach!
Hello kid with the floating tire, tell me of the city that you live in!
Aaaalright.. you do your thing, I will just go and have a talk with that kid over there.
Well then, maybe the one over there will have something better to say?
Oh, now they are getting snippy, that makes my Pokeball hand twitchy.
Before my patience can run out and I start a massacre, I leave the beach area for the city proper. I talk with some people here and there. A few mention that they want to beat all the Gyms, some small kid in the Pokemon Center mentions that she already has 6 badges and only needs a few more to challenge the Elite four. She also mentions that she is so sad that Aria retired as the Champion.. wasn't that our mum? Huh, I wonder who took over the position of the Champion when she retired.
I then discover a small house containing the Bobstan brothers, one of which is named Bob and the other Stan… they are really not trying to be subtle here, at all! The first brother sells items that increase the power of all moves of a specific type slightly. The other brother sells Type Gems, a sort of item that boosts the power of the first attack of its type that is used tremendously. But which is then destroyed. Possibly eaten? No, I am not letting you eat Dragon or Ground gems Behemoth. I may be rich, but I am also a cheapskate.
Instead I get a bit of charcoal for Richard and some mystic water for Kurt. I hope they like their gifts.
Next I find a house with three kids and some kind of scientist or nerd inside? I talk with one of them and..
I have found some really dangerous people. I am sure this is the true power in Vesryn, not these silly people using names of a mythology that doesn't even exist in the Pokemon verse. Still the way they all use outdated slang that even an person who was never "in" like me understands is outdated is a bit jarring until.
"... do I sound cool yet?"
Oh.. that explains some things at least. Seems like Jake is doing well and getting fanboys. I have no clue how and why, but hey more power to him! I guess I cannot complain, he certainly had enough time to start a trend while I was.. busy with other matters.
One of the kids gives me an Instant Lapras at least, so I can now go out and swim through the sea without having to question the nature of my starter Pokemon. Good things do happen!
I should probably go and fight Team Asgard and stuff, but I am kind of having fun just checking out the city and so I instead go inot the house of a elderly couple with a lot of very interesting Pokemon. That is a Lucario, a Machamp and a Vigoroth! Quite some firepower this pair has on hand. Maybe they were some impressive Pokemon trainers in their heydays? I talk with the husband and he says that he acts like a very happy husband. After 50 years of marriage, he wishes to die together with his wife somehow.
The old lady on the other hand.
Ohhhh! That burns damn, that burns so hard. That poor old man. Why, maybe going and fighting team Asgard is actually better than this. I cannot actually leave the town until then anyway.
Except the guard appears to have had some kind of mix-up with the time-table and believes I already took care of that nonsense… good for me. Let's see what the route next door has for a bit.
Unfortunately, both the wild Pokemon, and the trainer here don't really put up much of a fight. This is a trainer, the wild Pokemon seem to be somewhere around Level 26-28. Yes, this isn't even worth the effort of beating them! After a short little look into Route 312 I shrug and decide to return to the cosplayers. At least they should put up a bit of a fight. Well then, next time on Pokemon Zeta, the beating of the Asgard Cosplayers!
It appears that my starter Pokemon has somehow become a Lapras. How unexpected.
Now, no matter what sort of choices you make in life Kurt, you should know that I will always love you as my starter and a true comrade. Still suddenly going through an extended operation to become a Lapras isn't like you, you should have at least talked about it with me! What if something had gone wrong and nobody had known about anything?
This leaves both of us somewhat awkward as Kurt keeps saying that he didn't transform into a Lapras and that I am hallucinating. Why, surely he is screwing with me, there is no way I could be hallucinating! After all, why would I be hallucinating a conversation with him, I don't even speak Kingdra!
As we travel on, we find the first few examples of the local wildlife. The Pokemon here are.. well you remember these Team Asgard guys we met in the Ranger Club mission? Yeah, the mons here are even weaker!
Kurt swims up to a local swimmer who seems to be training for some kind of competition. Then he instantly challenges us to a Pokemon fight. Hey dude, I wasn't planning to interrupt your swim-training or anything. You can just keep doing this and..
Or I dunno, you could start throwing your Pokemon at us until we have beaten them within ten inches of their lives. Ahhh.. Behemoth don't be too harsh on them, it isn't their fault that their trainer is a moron.
It is interesting that the swimmers here all have Pokemon close to the Level of the local Gym leader. Maybe they occasionally train with Graham, even Gym leaders have to keep their skills up after all. They probably didn't get there from fighting the wild Pokemon, at least not unless they were very very bored.
Finally I meet a mysterious swimmer who is named ???, he seems to mistake me for a "Denko" person for whom he has been waiting. His Qwilfish is beaten by Behemoth and.. no you cannot eat it, these are poisonous, or at least I am pretty sure they are. The Whiscash he sends out next soon follows and...
Yeah, that is gonna hurt. After his flying lightning-bait is beaten, he seems to finally notice that I am indeed not Denko. Maybe you should go see an oculist sometime, or stop swimming 24/7. That cannot be good for your eyes!
A few more encounters of the wet kind follow this and then I finally reach Ladoga Town. I am pretty sure I missed a lot of the swimmers, but honestly I am too lazy to actively search them out. Instead let us do something else, like go and talk with the random strangers on the beach!
Hello kid with the floating tire, tell me of the city that you live in!
Aaaalright.. you do your thing, I will just go and have a talk with that kid over there.
Well then, maybe the one over there will have something better to say?
Oh, now they are getting snippy, that makes my Pokeball hand twitchy.
Before my patience can run out and I start a massacre, I leave the beach area for the city proper. I talk with some people here and there. A few mention that they want to beat all the Gyms, some small kid in the Pokemon Center mentions that she already has 6 badges and only needs a few more to challenge the Elite four. She also mentions that she is so sad that Aria retired as the Champion.. wasn't that our mum? Huh, I wonder who took over the position of the Champion when she retired.
I then discover a small house containing the Bobstan brothers, one of which is named Bob and the other Stan… they are really not trying to be subtle here, at all! The first brother sells items that increase the power of all moves of a specific type slightly. The other brother sells Type Gems, a sort of item that boosts the power of the first attack of its type that is used tremendously. But which is then destroyed. Possibly eaten? No, I am not letting you eat Dragon or Ground gems Behemoth. I may be rich, but I am also a cheapskate.
Instead I get a bit of charcoal for Richard and some mystic water for Kurt. I hope they like their gifts.
Next I find a house with three kids and some kind of scientist or nerd inside? I talk with one of them and..
I have found some really dangerous people. I am sure this is the true power in Vesryn, not these silly people using names of a mythology that doesn't even exist in the Pokemon verse. Still the way they all use outdated slang that even an person who was never "in" like me understands is outdated is a bit jarring until.
"... do I sound cool yet?"
Oh.. that explains some things at least. Seems like Jake is doing well and getting fanboys. I have no clue how and why, but hey more power to him! I guess I cannot complain, he certainly had enough time to start a trend while I was.. busy with other matters.
One of the kids gives me an Instant Lapras at least, so I can now go out and swim through the sea without having to question the nature of my starter Pokemon. Good things do happen!
I should probably go and fight Team Asgard and stuff, but I am kind of having fun just checking out the city and so I instead go inot the house of a elderly couple with a lot of very interesting Pokemon. That is a Lucario, a Machamp and a Vigoroth! Quite some firepower this pair has on hand. Maybe they were some impressive Pokemon trainers in their heydays? I talk with the husband and he says that he acts like a very happy husband. After 50 years of marriage, he wishes to die together with his wife somehow.
The old lady on the other hand.
Ohhhh! That burns damn, that burns so hard. That poor old man. Why, maybe going and fighting team Asgard is actually better than this. I cannot actually leave the town until then anyway.
Except the guard appears to have had some kind of mix-up with the time-table and believes I already took care of that nonsense… good for me. Let's see what the route next door has for a bit.
Unfortunately, both the wild Pokemon, and the trainer here don't really put up much of a fight. This is a trainer, the wild Pokemon seem to be somewhere around Level 26-28. Yes, this isn't even worth the effort of beating them! After a short little look into Route 312 I shrug and decide to return to the cosplayers. At least they should put up a bit of a fight. Well then, next time on Pokemon Zeta, the beating of the Asgard Cosplayers!
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5.1
Heaven Canceler
I would like to have a cool title.
- Location
- Austria
Hello everyone and welcome to this newest update to our adventures in the Vesryn Region. Today we will take on Team Asgard and show them who the boss is!
Whelp, someone is feeling rather confident about their boss. I move on and the other Grunts let me past without putting up a fight. When I ask, they all repeat what the first guy said.
Yes, they are very confident. Let's see if they are still confident after the fight.
"Indeed. It's fortunate that Odin was able to predict its next position so accurately."
"It is strange though. the boss said he needed two legendary Pokemon for his plan. Why though? Is Diaevus not enough?"
"I don't understand it either. Why would you need Jirachi, the Victory Pokemon, when you have a piece of a living?"
Jirachi isn't the Victory Pokemon, that is freaking Victini. Jirachi's entire thing is that it fulfils random wishes once every thousand years. I expected more research from these cosplayers. Especially since they are faking being super-villains trying to take over the world..
Alright, let's keep listening.
"He's coming soon."
"Are you ready, brother?"
"Always."
At least they are staying in character.
And then a golden lightshow pops up and suddenly the lower half of the.. mascot of the red cross appears?
You know, it is kinda weird that the so-called legendary Pokemon is just standing there and not doing anything. Like, why doesn't it just smite these guys? They haven't used a Master Ball yet. Yeah, it is clearly obvious that these guys aren't real villains. That must be really weird for this legendary to be summoned like that..
"Pokehadron Collider!"
Took you long enough to freaking notice me!
"They're alone now, Thor! Fear not! We can just throw a Master Ball and be done with it!"
*Sigh* You know that you have turned your back to the legendary Pokemon you are supposed to catch? What exactly is stopping it from turning you to dust right now? Damned amateurs.
"They're not alone!"
Wait? Who is stealing the show here?
Another light show starts, this time blue and then..
Alright, hello random lady I don't know named Morgan.
"Damn it! First Wilson, now Morgan! Are the Elite Four taking a stand against Team Asgard?"
Oh, it is an Elite 4 member. Still I have honestly no clue what is going on anymore, maybe I should ask one of the Grunts for a text with the lines I am supposed to say next.
"Nevermind! We will show you that we deserve to control a god!"
Right, I guess that is my sign? What do I say, what do I say?!
Whelp, the real Thor and Loki must be crying tears of pain over these moronic impostors.
They send out a Elekid and Sableye at Level 34. Wait, Elekid evolves at Level 30? This is like a reverse of that random guy who had a Rapidash at way too low a level. Urgh.. whatever, Behemoth Earthquake them all.
Fortunately that Elite 4 lady sent out a Swanna, so no risk for any friendly fire.
Yeah, after one-shotting the two weaklings, these new guys don't look like they are going to have any more luck. Even that Luxray's Intimidate couldn't save it. Next are a Sharpedo and Sableye. The Sharpedo goes down to a single Earthquake and is replaced with a Pupitar. At least this Sableye survives with a bit less than half its HP.
"None will stand in our way!"
"Quick Walrein! Use Roar!"
Wait, what who said that?
Another flash of colour follows and the mascot of the red cross vanishes.
"Oh, Roar. The attack that makes any Pokemon flee, no matter how powerful. The Elite Four will pay for this. Odin already knows where Jirachi, the Wish Pokemon is appearing."
Wait, now you know the Pokemon's correct title? What, are you like some scatterbrained mad scientist or something?
"Our first wish is for a painful death of the Elite Four!"
Please tell me I can use that wish to ask for a painful death for Team Asgard? These guys totally deserve death for being so annoying.
"And you, too, Heaven."
Well fuck you too.
Yes random lady I have never met before, that is my name.
"You are awfully sarcastic there young man."
Well you were pretty useless in that Pokemon fight you know?
"You little.. no matter, Wilson told me about you. He wanted me to tell you that Asgard may come to the Chrome Circle. Anyway, Tobias wanted to meet you, alright? He is the youngest of the Elite Four, only eleven!"
Oh, that is the brother of the Ghost gym leader, right? Sure, let's go there, we can play videogames and bitch about how useless adults are.
"Urgh.. no matter, I guess he heard that you beat his twin brother, Graham. So just keep an eye out for him alright? I have to go follow Team Asgard."
Yeah, have fun with the cosplayers lady. And off she goes.
Let us leave the city behind and move east. On to Route 312, here there are a lot of trainers, unfortunately none of them seem capable of putting so much as a dent into my current Pokemon roster.
A Pokemon Ranger named Tuesday challenges me to a fight. She has a Plusle which immediately goes down to a Earthquake, the Quagsire that follows is a bit trickier, but Sakura takes it down with a few quick Wing attacks. Finally comes a Cinccino at level 35 that falls to Sakura's Close Combat skills. Unfortunate for the cute critter.
No no, you are doing good. Maybe try going for a singing career instead of one as a Ranger. Actually, I have some important questions, are the Go Go Pokemon Rangers like the Power Rangers. Do they fight aliens while being empowered with the power of Pokemon, or is it a team of normal Pokemon Rangers that dress up in weird costumes? Do they combine giant Poke-Robots and wield the Great Charizard Sword?
It is a thief, police, police! Oh wait, the police is useless around here.
Whatever, Behemoth eat his legs, that should teach him to try to steal the Pokemon of innocent children.
"Grumble"
No you cannot eat his Liepard, just take it out and we can get something tasty in the next town. Now Earthquake.
"Wait, you cannot be serious wahhhh!"
Ah, it feels good to make the world a bit safer.
That is it for today, see you next time on LP Pokemon Zeta!
Whelp, someone is feeling rather confident about their boss. I move on and the other Grunts let me past without putting up a fight. When I ask, they all repeat what the first guy said.
Yes, they are very confident. Let's see if they are still confident after the fight.
"Indeed. It's fortunate that Odin was able to predict its next position so accurately."
"It is strange though. the boss said he needed two legendary Pokemon for his plan. Why though? Is Diaevus not enough?"
"I don't understand it either. Why would you need Jirachi, the Victory Pokemon, when you have a piece of a living?"
Jirachi isn't the Victory Pokemon, that is freaking Victini. Jirachi's entire thing is that it fulfils random wishes once every thousand years. I expected more research from these cosplayers. Especially since they are faking being super-villains trying to take over the world..
Alright, let's keep listening.
"He's coming soon."
"Are you ready, brother?"
"Always."
At least they are staying in character.
And then a golden lightshow pops up and suddenly the lower half of the.. mascot of the red cross appears?
You know, it is kinda weird that the so-called legendary Pokemon is just standing there and not doing anything. Like, why doesn't it just smite these guys? They haven't used a Master Ball yet. Yeah, it is clearly obvious that these guys aren't real villains. That must be really weird for this legendary to be summoned like that..
"Pokehadron Collider!"
Took you long enough to freaking notice me!
"They're alone now, Thor! Fear not! We can just throw a Master Ball and be done with it!"
*Sigh* You know that you have turned your back to the legendary Pokemon you are supposed to catch? What exactly is stopping it from turning you to dust right now? Damned amateurs.
"They're not alone!"
Wait? Who is stealing the show here?
Another light show starts, this time blue and then..
Alright, hello random lady I don't know named Morgan.
"Damn it! First Wilson, now Morgan! Are the Elite Four taking a stand against Team Asgard?"
Oh, it is an Elite 4 member. Still I have honestly no clue what is going on anymore, maybe I should ask one of the Grunts for a text with the lines I am supposed to say next.
"Nevermind! We will show you that we deserve to control a god!"
Right, I guess that is my sign? What do I say, what do I say?!
Whelp, the real Thor and Loki must be crying tears of pain over these moronic impostors.
They send out a Elekid and Sableye at Level 34. Wait, Elekid evolves at Level 30? This is like a reverse of that random guy who had a Rapidash at way too low a level. Urgh.. whatever, Behemoth Earthquake them all.
Fortunately that Elite 4 lady sent out a Swanna, so no risk for any friendly fire.
Yeah, after one-shotting the two weaklings, these new guys don't look like they are going to have any more luck. Even that Luxray's Intimidate couldn't save it. Next are a Sharpedo and Sableye. The Sharpedo goes down to a single Earthquake and is replaced with a Pupitar. At least this Sableye survives with a bit less than half its HP.
"None will stand in our way!"
"Quick Walrein! Use Roar!"
Wait, what who said that?
Another flash of colour follows and the mascot of the red cross vanishes.
"Oh, Roar. The attack that makes any Pokemon flee, no matter how powerful. The Elite Four will pay for this. Odin already knows where Jirachi, the Wish Pokemon is appearing."
Wait, now you know the Pokemon's correct title? What, are you like some scatterbrained mad scientist or something?
"Our first wish is for a painful death of the Elite Four!"
Please tell me I can use that wish to ask for a painful death for Team Asgard? These guys totally deserve death for being so annoying.
"And you, too, Heaven."
Well fuck you too.
Yes random lady I have never met before, that is my name.
"You are awfully sarcastic there young man."
Well you were pretty useless in that Pokemon fight you know?
"You little.. no matter, Wilson told me about you. He wanted me to tell you that Asgard may come to the Chrome Circle. Anyway, Tobias wanted to meet you, alright? He is the youngest of the Elite Four, only eleven!"
Oh, that is the brother of the Ghost gym leader, right? Sure, let's go there, we can play videogames and bitch about how useless adults are.
"Urgh.. no matter, I guess he heard that you beat his twin brother, Graham. So just keep an eye out for him alright? I have to go follow Team Asgard."
Yeah, have fun with the cosplayers lady. And off she goes.
Let us leave the city behind and move east. On to Route 312, here there are a lot of trainers, unfortunately none of them seem capable of putting so much as a dent into my current Pokemon roster.
A Pokemon Ranger named Tuesday challenges me to a fight. She has a Plusle which immediately goes down to a Earthquake, the Quagsire that follows is a bit trickier, but Sakura takes it down with a few quick Wing attacks. Finally comes a Cinccino at level 35 that falls to Sakura's Close Combat skills. Unfortunate for the cute critter.
No no, you are doing good. Maybe try going for a singing career instead of one as a Ranger. Actually, I have some important questions, are the Go Go Pokemon Rangers like the Power Rangers. Do they fight aliens while being empowered with the power of Pokemon, or is it a team of normal Pokemon Rangers that dress up in weird costumes? Do they combine giant Poke-Robots and wield the Great Charizard Sword?
It is a thief, police, police! Oh wait, the police is useless around here.
Whatever, Behemoth eat his legs, that should teach him to try to steal the Pokemon of innocent children.
"Grumble"
No you cannot eat his Liepard, just take it out and we can get something tasty in the next town. Now Earthquake.
"Wait, you cannot be serious wahhhh!"
Ah, it feels good to make the world a bit safer.
That is it for today, see you next time on LP Pokemon Zeta!
Grue
滅亡迅雷
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We already established this, Ferroseeds to the face impact critical thinking skills.
Heaven Canceler
I would like to have a cool title.
- Location
- Austria
You are saying his powers work from the PC to here?
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Heaven Canceler
I would like to have a cool title.
- Location
- Austria
Welcome back to this newest entry in our journey through the world of Pokemon! Today we continue our journey through Route 312 and thus towards Lagoda Town where the next Gym battle will certainly take place!
I won't mention most of the random trainers that popped up, they weren't really that interesting. So instead let us move forward towards where I meet a few good fellows from Team Asgard.
"defeated"
Hmmm.. should I make Richard set them on fire and let Behemoth eat their well cooked corpses?
<i>*Grumble*</i>
Wait what are you saying you aren't hungry? Seriously?
<i>*Grumble*</i>
Alright, I guess we may have to get fewer snacks in the future, or it will again ruin your appetite in situations like this.
"rule the world!"
Could this be Team Asgard? Or some rival villain team on their way to do something shady and dumb that will likely backfire horribly on them? Why, let's see...
Ohhh it is Jake. That was kind of unexpected, since when is he in the business of world conquest? Maybe he joined one of the big bad teams when I wasn't looking?
The other guy besides Jake? continues the conversation.
"Maybe we can ask them where it is? I mean, it's not like they'll figure out our ultimate plan."
"I guess you're right.. Not my first choice, but seeing as we don't have any other options... Yo! Heaven! We're looking for the TM87, Swagger! As if a nerd like you could ever find it, but we'll ask anyways lol."
Huh, I just found that one earlier. He asks again and I am given the option to answer with Yes or No. Since he is being a dick, I lie right to his face. Because screw you dude, you and your idiotic plan to conquer the world.
"What no way.."
"Jake, come on, let's be realistic. Why would they lie?"
Because he is being an asshole and you loudly declared that you plan to conquer the world or something? Not that I care about the latter.
"I don't know, and I don't care! I'll beat you for lying to me!"
Let me guess, if I had said yes he would have challenged me for a battle over it? Or something like that...
Oh, a Klefki, that is like the only Fairy Pokemon available in this region without beating the Elite 4 from what I know. It uses Thunder Wave and paralyses Sakura, but a Close Combat takes it down to a third of its health. It then uses a Substitute, the thing taking the damage of the next Close Combat.
Yes, that is how close it is to death. Sadly, with paralyze and two stat debuffs due to close combat staying in could be kinda risky. So I switch over to Richard. The fiery horse takes down the freaking keychain with a good bit of fire!
Next comes a Croconaw at Level 37. I am not sure why it is still in its second evolution, the wiki says it should evolve to Feraligatr at level 30. Harry the Heliolisk electrocuts it into unconsciousness with a single Thundershock.
Richard burns the steel until it starts melting. Who would have thought a unicorn on fire could be so dangerous?
I am going to be honest and say that I find this Pokemon deeply confusing. Does it wear pants? Is that a costume? Is it smiling or baring its teeth at me in a sign of aggression? Surf takes care of that at least and then Jake sends out his final Pokemon. At least I won't have to be so confused now.
I kind of want to see if my starter can beat his starter.
Yes, Yes We Can!
Though to be fair to the poor Victreebel, Jake appears to have gone full moron and make it use Growth instead of any of the plant moves it probably has. In all honesty, I like the Bellsprout line. Of course in Kanto I normally take Bulbasaur, so another plant type is generally excessive. Still remember that hilariously badass Bellsprout from the anime that kicked tons of ass during the League Competition though.
"going to find the TM87?"
You are still insulting me after getting your ass kicked? Maybe I should tell Behemoth that it is okay to take a little nibble off of you? Oh wait, he is still full from the snacks we got earlier. Such misfortune!
"Oh come on, we are just exchanging friendly banter. Don't go all murderous on me."
"How very observant, don't be an asshole either.."
"Shut up! Heaven must have cheated!"
I take back anything good I ever said about Jake.
"I'll deal with you later, Heaven! But gz to you, I guess. You beat the swaggiest leader of Team Yoloswag!"
Okay, I just have to check urban dictionary for a moment.. he is congratulating me? Now I am confused. Wait, I think I get it! Jake is a Tsundere. He acts all assholish to hide his friendship with me. I hope it is only feeling of friendship..
Aaaannnd... right Team Yoloswag is a thing.
"Now see you later.. or hopefully not! YOLOSWAG OUT!"
And they have vanished into nowhere. Whelp, I am not quite sure who Jake's new buddy was. A boy, a girl? A friend, ally, minion? His new girlfriend? Let's look for further questions and answers!
After a fight with a rather arrogant trainer with a Raticate, I find this. Now that is a.. nice reward? I gonna be honest, never really used Rare Candies all that much. I always feel like they aren't worth it since every new level costs more exp. Of course the only times I even reached close to the level cap were in the original generation and one or two mons in Pokemon Moon.
As I wander the pathway, suddenly a bird strikes down on me! It appears wild Pokemon can appear on this bridge without even needing tall grass! Truly a dangerous location.
It survives a Thundershock regardless of level difference and typing. Then the bird uses.. Nasty Plot? Wait, is Mandibuzz a special attacker? *Checks wiki* Nope, physical atk. is better, though it seems more like a full tank? Whelp, now I am a touch confused to be honest.
"I'll show him! I'll beat you in a battle!"
I don't really want to get dragged into your family matters. Also, I don't even have a Skarmory so I have no idea how this would help you.
Not listening, huh?
She sends out a.. Duosion at level 37. It is female, and I have no clue how that even works? It is a giant amoeba, isn't it? Whatever, Harry just shocks it until it goes down. Next is a Hypno, which uses Synchronoise, the most useless Psychic attack ever. I just switch over to Anak and have her spam Dragon Dance while the Hypno uses Psych Up and other useless moves.
After maxing the Attack stat, Anak uses Bone Rush to make the Hypno explode! The Alakazam that is sent out next takes a single hit from Bone Rush and goes down while the Hypno took 3 hits to be defeated.
That was everything. When the fight ends comes the post-battle banter.
"Maybe I am useless."
Now now, don't be so harsh on yourself. Just.. maybe your old man simply meant that you should get something else than Psychic type Pokemon? Come on, let's talk a bit.
Now she is really depressed. What do I do? What do I do? Whelp, Dimension don't you have some spores to drug her up on? Give her some happy thoughts? Yes, great go for it!
And thus we have once again made someone's day better!
We then discover the likely most boring cave ever. It is literally just singular rooms connected by stairs. Go to the other hole, rinse and repeat until you get to the exit. I cannot believe I would ever miss the horrible mess that is Mount Moon but this is not even worth calling exploration!
Finally we reach Treader Town and I take my first look into the city. Chatting up this young lady leads to a curious question. wait, why can I only answer like that? Ehhhh.. I will take the Yes?
You just don't understand the depth of my explanation!
Regardless, after a short look I notice two fancy buildings in the city. One is the Gym, the other is something else. Let's take a look!
"Welcome, welcome! Let me show you around!"
Whelp, turns out that it is a Casino.
"And here we have the Slot Machines. You can waste all your money here trying to get more money, if you're interested."
He is rather blunt when it comes to my chances at winning, isn't he?
"But to waste your coins, you'll need coins to start with!"
We move up to a desk with a man in uniform on the upper left of the shop.
"This man will elt trade you Poke for Coins available for use in the Game Corner. take this Coin Case, it will let you hold your coins!"
Thank you good sir, I will be sure to waste my money here if I actually decide to waste it. Oh, and I don't mind the strange way you talk. Everyone has their problems.
Fortunately this is a kids game so it is almost certain that this doesn't have real gambling victory chances. Otherwise no one would ever get anything!
"Triple Triad is a very fun game based off the Final Fantasy series! You can collect a deck of cards of your favourite Pokemon and duel it out!"
Oh, for a moment I thought we would fight using Final Fantasy characters or something.
"Whaaat? You don't have any cards yet?"
Well if I did, why would you be explaining this to me?
"Okay, okay. Tell you what. I'll give you a starter deck. I've got a few extras. I'll even do it for free." Just like all good drug dealers, give a little for free as a "service" and then watch them come back again and again.
He then asks me what type of Deck I want. The options are the basic starter Elements, including Electric. After taking a look at Kurt standing behind me and looking so serious, I decide on water.
"You should play a round, it's very fun!"
Next is the Lottery Lady, from which you can buy lottery ticket and "if you are lucky win awesome prizes!"
"That's about it! I hope you have fun trying to play and win prizes!"
I thought the goal here is to waste my coins?
Well we will find out more, next time on Let's Play Pokemon Zeta! I hope you enjoyed this and thank you for your time.
"defeated"
Hmmm.. should I make Richard set them on fire and let Behemoth eat their well cooked corpses?
<i>*Grumble*</i>
Wait what are you saying you aren't hungry? Seriously?
<i>*Grumble*</i>
Alright, I guess we may have to get fewer snacks in the future, or it will again ruin your appetite in situations like this.
"rule the world!"
Could this be Team Asgard? Or some rival villain team on their way to do something shady and dumb that will likely backfire horribly on them? Why, let's see...
Ohhh it is Jake. That was kind of unexpected, since when is he in the business of world conquest? Maybe he joined one of the big bad teams when I wasn't looking?
The other guy besides Jake? continues the conversation.
"Maybe we can ask them where it is? I mean, it's not like they'll figure out our ultimate plan."
"I guess you're right.. Not my first choice, but seeing as we don't have any other options... Yo! Heaven! We're looking for the TM87, Swagger! As if a nerd like you could ever find it, but we'll ask anyways lol."
Huh, I just found that one earlier. He asks again and I am given the option to answer with Yes or No. Since he is being a dick, I lie right to his face. Because screw you dude, you and your idiotic plan to conquer the world.
"What no way.."
"Jake, come on, let's be realistic. Why would they lie?"
Because he is being an asshole and you loudly declared that you plan to conquer the world or something? Not that I care about the latter.
"I don't know, and I don't care! I'll beat you for lying to me!"
Let me guess, if I had said yes he would have challenged me for a battle over it? Or something like that...
Oh, a Klefki, that is like the only Fairy Pokemon available in this region without beating the Elite 4 from what I know. It uses Thunder Wave and paralyses Sakura, but a Close Combat takes it down to a third of its health. It then uses a Substitute, the thing taking the damage of the next Close Combat.
Yes, that is how close it is to death. Sadly, with paralyze and two stat debuffs due to close combat staying in could be kinda risky. So I switch over to Richard. The fiery horse takes down the freaking keychain with a good bit of fire!
Next comes a Croconaw at Level 37. I am not sure why it is still in its second evolution, the wiki says it should evolve to Feraligatr at level 30. Harry the Heliolisk electrocuts it into unconsciousness with a single Thundershock.
Richard burns the steel until it starts melting. Who would have thought a unicorn on fire could be so dangerous?
I am going to be honest and say that I find this Pokemon deeply confusing. Does it wear pants? Is that a costume? Is it smiling or baring its teeth at me in a sign of aggression? Surf takes care of that at least and then Jake sends out his final Pokemon. At least I won't have to be so confused now.
I kind of want to see if my starter can beat his starter.
Yes, Yes We Can!
Though to be fair to the poor Victreebel, Jake appears to have gone full moron and make it use Growth instead of any of the plant moves it probably has. In all honesty, I like the Bellsprout line. Of course in Kanto I normally take Bulbasaur, so another plant type is generally excessive. Still remember that hilariously badass Bellsprout from the anime that kicked tons of ass during the League Competition though.
"going to find the TM87?"
You are still insulting me after getting your ass kicked? Maybe I should tell Behemoth that it is okay to take a little nibble off of you? Oh wait, he is still full from the snacks we got earlier. Such misfortune!
"Oh come on, we are just exchanging friendly banter. Don't go all murderous on me."
"How very observant, don't be an asshole either.."
"Shut up! Heaven must have cheated!"
I take back anything good I ever said about Jake.
"I'll deal with you later, Heaven! But gz to you, I guess. You beat the swaggiest leader of Team Yoloswag!"
Okay, I just have to check urban dictionary for a moment.. he is congratulating me? Now I am confused. Wait, I think I get it! Jake is a Tsundere. He acts all assholish to hide his friendship with me. I hope it is only feeling of friendship..
Aaaannnd... right Team Yoloswag is a thing.
"Now see you later.. or hopefully not! YOLOSWAG OUT!"
And they have vanished into nowhere. Whelp, I am not quite sure who Jake's new buddy was. A boy, a girl? A friend, ally, minion? His new girlfriend? Let's look for further questions and answers!
After a fight with a rather arrogant trainer with a Raticate, I find this. Now that is a.. nice reward? I gonna be honest, never really used Rare Candies all that much. I always feel like they aren't worth it since every new level costs more exp. Of course the only times I even reached close to the level cap were in the original generation and one or two mons in Pokemon Moon.
As I wander the pathway, suddenly a bird strikes down on me! It appears wild Pokemon can appear on this bridge without even needing tall grass! Truly a dangerous location.
It survives a Thundershock regardless of level difference and typing. Then the bird uses.. Nasty Plot? Wait, is Mandibuzz a special attacker? *Checks wiki* Nope, physical atk. is better, though it seems more like a full tank? Whelp, now I am a touch confused to be honest.
"I'll show him! I'll beat you in a battle!"
I don't really want to get dragged into your family matters. Also, I don't even have a Skarmory so I have no idea how this would help you.
Not listening, huh?
She sends out a.. Duosion at level 37. It is female, and I have no clue how that even works? It is a giant amoeba, isn't it? Whatever, Harry just shocks it until it goes down. Next is a Hypno, which uses Synchronoise, the most useless Psychic attack ever. I just switch over to Anak and have her spam Dragon Dance while the Hypno uses Psych Up and other useless moves.
After maxing the Attack stat, Anak uses Bone Rush to make the Hypno explode! The Alakazam that is sent out next takes a single hit from Bone Rush and goes down while the Hypno took 3 hits to be defeated.
That was everything. When the fight ends comes the post-battle banter.
"Maybe I am useless."
Now now, don't be so harsh on yourself. Just.. maybe your old man simply meant that you should get something else than Psychic type Pokemon? Come on, let's talk a bit.
Now she is really depressed. What do I do? What do I do? Whelp, Dimension don't you have some spores to drug her up on? Give her some happy thoughts? Yes, great go for it!
And thus we have once again made someone's day better!
We then discover the likely most boring cave ever. It is literally just singular rooms connected by stairs. Go to the other hole, rinse and repeat until you get to the exit. I cannot believe I would ever miss the horrible mess that is Mount Moon but this is not even worth calling exploration!
Finally we reach Treader Town and I take my first look into the city. Chatting up this young lady leads to a curious question. wait, why can I only answer like that? Ehhhh.. I will take the Yes?
You just don't understand the depth of my explanation!
Regardless, after a short look I notice two fancy buildings in the city. One is the Gym, the other is something else. Let's take a look!
"Welcome, welcome! Let me show you around!"
Whelp, turns out that it is a Casino.
"And here we have the Slot Machines. You can waste all your money here trying to get more money, if you're interested."
He is rather blunt when it comes to my chances at winning, isn't he?
"But to waste your coins, you'll need coins to start with!"
We move up to a desk with a man in uniform on the upper left of the shop.
"This man will elt trade you Poke for Coins available for use in the Game Corner. take this Coin Case, it will let you hold your coins!"
Thank you good sir, I will be sure to waste my money here if I actually decide to waste it. Oh, and I don't mind the strange way you talk. Everyone has their problems.
Fortunately this is a kids game so it is almost certain that this doesn't have real gambling victory chances. Otherwise no one would ever get anything!
"Triple Triad is a very fun game based off the Final Fantasy series! You can collect a deck of cards of your favourite Pokemon and duel it out!"
Oh, for a moment I thought we would fight using Final Fantasy characters or something.
"Whaaat? You don't have any cards yet?"
Well if I did, why would you be explaining this to me?
"Okay, okay. Tell you what. I'll give you a starter deck. I've got a few extras. I'll even do it for free." Just like all good drug dealers, give a little for free as a "service" and then watch them come back again and again.
He then asks me what type of Deck I want. The options are the basic starter Elements, including Electric. After taking a look at Kurt standing behind me and looking so serious, I decide on water.
"You should play a round, it's very fun!"
Next is the Lottery Lady, from which you can buy lottery ticket and "if you are lucky win awesome prizes!"
"That's about it! I hope you have fun trying to play and win prizes!"
I thought the goal here is to waste my coins?
Well we will find out more, next time on Let's Play Pokemon Zeta! I hope you enjoyed this and thank you for your time.
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