"BACAAAAW!"
"Shut up Cluckers this is serious!"
You, Eri, sat there in on your bed, collecting yourself after what could only be described as the universe melding with you, or true enlightenment trying to burrow its way in and then you vomited it out
It was something
Now there is a hole in reality, in your room, it faintly sounds like a man screaming in reverse, and it looks like a tear in the air
Cluckers is just clucking non-stop
It had been 3 years since you went into hiding after your father's fall, 3 years of hiding on a chicken farm since you were the weakest sibling, there wasn't much reason to hunt you down, but you guess the enemies of your father didn't like to leave loose ends
Your many mothers were kind enough to visit when they could do so without attracting attention to you, though the bad part was sometimes your many siblings came over as well, some of them bragging about how "The family techniques chose them" and not you
Fucking assholes, probably wouldn't even last a day as a chicken farming peasant
Except your many moms, they're cool, not assholes
Where were we? Oh, right, THE FUCKING PORTAL IN YOUR HOUSE!
[] Ignore it, just continue taking care of chickens
[] Walk through tear in reality just cause
[] Go to town to sell some chicken eggs
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