In a barely-habitable solar system around a dying star, humanity ekes out an existence, ruled over by ageless monsters and ancient magics. You are the personal bodyguard and retainer to the youngest daughter of a centuries-old monarch. Her enemies are many and deadly, including most of her own family. It is your sworn duty to put yourself between her and them.
You are attempting to engage a room full of armed assailants, buying yourself time before your colleague makes good on her half of the plan. Most of the targets present are not a threat to you, but they come in numbers, and a vampiric assassin you've fought before is among them. In the small maelstrom of violence that is about to occur, what happens?
This is a plan vote. Please pick two from the following list:
[ ] No one who matters is caught in the crossfire
[ ] You aren't significantly injured
[ ] Your lady isn't disappointed
[ ] Your most significant enemy doesn't gain an advantage