Step One, bandage my wounds.
With a grunt which rapidly becomes a low cry of pain, I manage to get my backpack off, chucking it to the ground as quickly as I can before clasping my hands over my injuries once more. That something slimy I felt earlier, in my half-dead daze, slithers and slips between my fingers, a chunk sliding out quick enough I spot what it is before I press it against me once more.
...I'm gonna need a lot of rope. Intestines kinda~ need to stay inside the body, after all. Unless they're pig intestines, think people eat those. Except cooked, like bacon, and pig snout, although I've never tasted pig snout and don't really know how well it'd go as a meal and–
I bite my lip, forcing myself to focus again, and flip open the bag before me. A second later and it's upside down, everything falling out in a clatter of material, rope and tent at the top of the pile courtesy of being the last things I pushed back in after my examination earlier. Can't use both hands, barely keeping the intestines from escaping with my injured one plus half the arm, and seeing as I kinda
need both hands to manipulate rope or tent pegs this is somewhat of a problem.
Worry about it later, bandage wounds now.
More grunting, shortly followed by screaming, proceeds as I wriggle my way free of first the
Silken Ceremonial Armour and then the
Adventurer's Clothing underneath, a shaking hand cutting the material into uneven strips of cloth as quickly as I can manage. Flipping my injured hand over and over, trying to keep it and my elbow pressed against my chest as I can, the makeshift cloth envelopes my fingers until I can't tie it any tighter,
knotted at the end
just like I was taught.
Next up's the stomach wound itself, although I think the intestines are closer to the lower groin area. Suppose it doesn't matter overall, both involve my inside bits trying to get somewhere they shouldn't, and I'm only really debating this in the first place so-
Flesh squishes, slipping past my fingers for a moment, and I gasp in renewed pain before stuffing them back where they came. Moments later the cloth wraps around, tying off the wound like an oddly blood-coloured towel around my waist, which only turns brighter red the longer it remains. That's… probably bad, leaving them flopping about unattached inside me, but I sure as heck don't know enough medicine to do anything else.
I try and bend down, reaching for the tent by my feet, only to avert the action moments later from a combo of intense pain and slipping towel. Guess we aren't going that route, the whole 'manually setting up a tent' thing,
so I point my uninjured hand at the cloth contraption and do it the wizard way. Forced concentration from extreme injuries or combat casting included.
"Mage Hand!"
The tent floats, moving up off the pile of objects and over to a clear patch of grass, where I set it down a moment later. Subsequent castings get the wooden tent poles inside the material, pegs embedded in the ground, roof lifted up to the point it actually stands on its own and the door flap open long enough I can block it with my frame. Everything else in my backpack gets dumped inside after that, including the pack itself, and as soon as it clears the frame and thumps to the floor I'm following it a moment later, the world going black before I even get around to closing my eyes.
I really hope I'll wake up from this.
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I'd normally say this world is hell and death incarnate, but that's less the world and more how much of a squishy meatbag I am. Particularly my internal organs, presently, trying to escape as they were scant hours ago. Shame I can't get the real durability spells just yet, no matter how much poring over the book instructions for Defending Bone or Mirror Image I do; they're just too complex for me to grasp at my current level, so the alternatives of Sleep and Summon Monster I shall have to do.
The first so I can flee whatever's coming at me if I'm too squishy to fend it off presently, like functionally everything
right now, and the second so I don't need to accumulate more wounds in the process of surviving in this strange new environment. Almost died from a bird and wild mutt, don't want to find out what happens if I encounter a group of the things; or worse, something tougher.
I'm just lucky I could only make bandage from my Adventurer Clothing, and not the armor on top. Being without armour of any sort in my present state would be even more of a death sentence than being with and badly injured.
Thank Freyja I lived through the night.
Upside to my opening my eyes to birdsong and sunlight? It's a pretty valid sign I lived, as were the aches and pains of my body. I wouldn't be hurting this much if I'd died, right?
Right. The afterlife isn't like that.
Trying to minimize the tearing pain I feel in my gut at any movement, I pull my waterskin off of the ground where I'd abandoned it yesterday. I manage to swallow about half. Then I throw up.
The highlight of my second day on this world is relief that my vomit doesn't have very much blood in it, and that what was there is black, rather than red. Luckily, I manage to keep the second half down. Water is important.
The next few hours I'm gonna skip describing beyond saying they were filled with a lot of shaking, crying, staring at my hands in wonder or cursing anything I could think of at the time. The tent's going to need repairing after that, too.
Before packing up my tent, I reach for my spellbook from the pile of objects tossed about the area haphazardly yesterday and sit cross-legged for meditation. Flipping through the pages I study the instructions for Sleep and Summon Monster I, focusing on their mnemonic cues in my mind until they're embedded with a mental 'thunk'. Longing looks at the inscrutable Defending Bone may also have occurred during this period.
Once those spells are set, I do the same for a number of Rank 1 spells.
...That's so weird. I mean, immensely helpful that this body can auto-perform whatever rituals are needed for magic casting seeing as that kept me alive yesterday, but weird nonetheless. I can feel the different tiers of spell in my noggin, alongside the cantrips I have available, with a new one in the form of Light compared to yesterday's set. Rank 1 has Magic Missile removed entirely, in exchange for Sleep and Summon Monster I taking its mental place. Now two places.
I should experiment to see whether I can memorize a spell again after casting it for the day. Later. When I'm not horribly injured and desperately needing to find some form of civilization and medical aid if I want to live through the next week; seriously doubting my patch job shall hold for long.
Speaking of said patch-job, after clambering to my feet amidst tiny twinges of pain, I take a look and see exactly how badly everything is the day after playing Wilderness Surgeon. Surprisingly, it's not as bad as expected.
The wound to my intestines area has sealed up, barely, with a very tender scab of blood surrounded by skin almost the same shade. They're not fixed internally, as if I move quick enough they jiggle inside me – a very, very weird sensation – but they aren't falling out and that counts as progress. As for my hand wound, it's in much the same state of raw skin and tender scabs, minus the internal jiggling; can barely half-shut the hand before pain has me aborting, so holding stuff is gonna be relegated to my uninjured one for the foreseeable future.
Now, people. I can safely say I'm no longer on Earth courtesy of the
Flare-breathing mutt, as while big birdies such as Rainbow can and do exist back home magic-using animals do not. Atmosphere's matching up to Earth norm as far as I can tell, containing a mix of oxygen-nitrogen due to the fact I didn't choke to death five minutes after arrival, and both the sun and native fauna seem similar enough to what I'd normally call 'trees' and 'bushes'. Flora sure as heck isn't in the same category, though.
...Was it the other way around? Flora for animals, or fauna? Always get them mixed-Not important! I'm on a different planet, am essentially without any means of defence barring my dagger and magic, and in all likelihood shall be stuck here entirely unless I find out people are a thing and have society and technology advanced enough to allow interplanetary space exploration. Preferably FTL, as otherwise the only way I'd be getting home in my lifetime is via whatever that 'closer to light speed, time goes slower for you than anything else' phenomena was called; even then I wouldn't be
home, what with it being at least two century extra if I'm at best 2LY away, but now I'm babbling and moving on!
OK. OK. Focus on what to do, first step finding people. I can find people by looking for water sources, climbing mountains and trees for a high view of surroundings, avoiding wild animals so I don't get mobbed and torn to shreds, and other fun activities to fill out my day. Activity one being packing up the tent and other things.
Doing this with a single hand shall be
fun.
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So, good news!
Mage Hand works wonders as a makeshift second hand for transporting things to my backpack, and the fact I only need one hand to use it is truly a lovely, lovely thing. Bad news, the whole 'climb a tree to get a bird's-eye view of surroundings' is kinda~ impossible due to my wound collection, unless I wanna bleed out in the process.
More bad news, water isn't anywhere nearby! Despite being in a forest, plant life fleshy and green enough you'd assume it exists. Unless it's an underground river? One trees access via burrowing their roots into the soil? Wouldn't explain how sapling and other small plants live, but I suppose with enough moisture from rainfall dampening the topsoil it's a possibility, although one I figured only happened in rainforest and other extremely hot, extremely damp places.
And~ I got sidetracked again, but who can blame me when I've spent half the morning climbing my way over roots and through various forms of leaf in an attempt to forge a straight path through forest? Stuff's boring, boring, boring some more, and nothing but green and peaceful birdsong!
Which is nice, but it doesn't help the fact that I think I
might be lost. Possibly. As it turns out telling north isn't too effective when my compass spins randomly every mile or so – either the natural magnetic field of the planet's being screwed with by iron deposits nearby, I'm walking in circles due to the area looking
Freyja-darn identical to everything prior, magic, or my personal favourite of 'all of the previous'. This world's been a jerk to me so far, after all, why not pile on the abuse some more! Come on, I dare ya!
"Hoot!" Hoot?
I blink, looking around at the unexpected cry, and spot a fluffy feathered creature sitting in the treetops above me. Seems pretty similar to what owls normally look like, the combination of feathers and white matching
barn owls I commonly see in media, but last I knew the ruby eyes are new.
"Hoot?" I echo back at it. Who knows, could be it's like HootHoot and Noctowl, friendly timekeepers and guides to lost traveler. Except when they're tricksters and using illusions on them, where their eyes glow… red… crap.
I pull my dagger free from its sheath.
The owl moves the second I reply, swooping down and extending its claws with a shimmer to claw at my skull, a lash of fire barely missing my head as it wings past. Crap, crap, was joking about that claim World, totally didn't want more things chucked in my general direction! In fact, here, have something tossed back at you! "Acid splash!"
With a glup the magic green orb of fun melty stuff materializes as I command, getting a small mental cheer that actually worked out of me at the same time, before proceeding to spiral through the air after the gliding owl swooping about the area.
The bolt of acid hits a tree trunk as it flutters out of the way, turning with fire flickering from its talons. It misses once more, but ignites the tree behind me with a burst of fire. Embers flicker, crackle and whoosh as the flames spread, heat burning at my back as smoke begins to obscure the air around us. Gotta end this fast, before smoke inhalation can do me in alongside the owl. Or exploding trees, but I haven't had that happen yet, thank
Freyja.
Quickly ending something is best achieved if one can actually hit a target, and as I lack projectile weapons that have tracking of any sort whatsoever, I'll use the next best thing in a tracking spell. Go,
"Magic missile!" I tap my amulet, drawing upon the artifact for recall as I cast the spell from memories of past attempts.
The missile of force hits the owl head on, smashing it into another tree with a burst of flame as its
spell-like ability triggers. This, being something in the vein of flaming talons, only results in yet another tree being set aflame in the rapidly-crisping surroundings.
...Well, that was anticlimactic. Didn't even get hurt this time round, barring the whole tree being aflame behind me and oh gods move move move! A branch cracks, directly above me, and only a timely leap forwards prevents a mix of a beaning and being set alight.
Damn it, I don't have Snuff prepared!
As I gasp and wince in pain, a tearing sensation in my bandaged midriff promising bad things, wildgrass decides to join in the fun and games in a whoosh of heat and smoke. If it wasn't a forest fire before, the last few seconds sure as heck made it one, and from my memories of these fires – Australia being a land of deserts and
kinda famous for this sort of thing – sticking about when it's ongoing is both a terrible plan and near-certain to get you killed. As is tossing anything aflame near something easily flammable, like say, burning wood on dry grass.
My memories are also informing me that hiding in water is more likely to get me boiled alive than save my ass, so escaping to higher ground or finding a dark cave to camp out in seem the best ideas of–
I backpedal, narrowly dodging another owl that is flapping its way out of the area as fast as possible, and elect to take a different route than the one flaming birds are moving in the spirit of keeping fire
away from wherever I happen to be heading. I have no clue how that species isn't extinct if this sort of thing happens on a regular basis, and quite frankly if they live in a forest and fly about coated in flames it jolly well should be!
Huffing and wincing, my movements are reduced to little more than a slow jog, anything quicker doing nothing but sending a giant twinge of pain through me and worsening the tearing, stabbing sensation in my gut. A combination of heat and crackling is ever-present, burning wood snapping and hissing as flames set it alight, and the smoke's so thick I can barely see twice my arm length ahead.
The compass is shaking and shuddering in my grip, barely visible arrow flickering rapidly from one direction to the next, but I try and follow regardless in the desperate hope it'll lead me to higher ground and caves. Stumbling over a fallen log, I realize my navigational skills
might have let me down, burning foliage breaking up above unseen till the very last moment.
"Aah!" I scream, whacking wildly at the incoming object before it collapses atop me, sending it thunking down just ahead of me at the cost of nasty hand burns. Tears spring into my eyes, I smell – oddly enough, pork? – as my injured hand hisses and reddens, but ignore all that in order to rapidly flap the flames away and resume my flight for safety and survival. Preferably both, but the second alone works too.
Compass isn't helpful, just gonna end up tripping over stumps like I just did if I try and glance at it during this flight. Gotta try and follow the roots instead, sense the direction of the ground from the very faint incline and dash my way upwards using it; what I wouldn't give for clear vision once more, this smoke's so thick I swear I'm about to run right into-
Cave!
Leaves and dirt make way for pebbles and rock as I stumble into the cool stone interior, coughing mightily as my vision blurs from irritation. My burned skin stings and hisses as I press against the wall, slumping down amidst fits of choking sludge back up from where it stuck in my throat. How it got there I don't have a clue, for all I know the smoke turned into slurry upon hitting my saliva.
The flames seem to be unable to pass through the small entrance, but I'm in! Safe from the burning death of heat and pain!
Taking a look around and ignoring the smell of pork, I notice that this cave seems a lot bigger than I first thought, at least the size of a small house for the section I can spot alone. Going by the slow slope downwards it likely continues deeper underground, possibly expanding into an entire complex of tunnels leading who knows where.
Wait, wait, not the important thing. Cave. Just dashed into a random cave, forest fire raging outside, probably better to wander further in just~ in case a log or something crashes through whatever is keeping the flames out so far. Beyond the fact it's all stone past the entrance and thus nothing but me to burn, I mean.
...Did I ever stop myself burning? Think I did, feeling no pain, gonna presume a yes until limbs start falling off or more pork drifts through the air. Which may be a terrible idea, but I plead the pain!
Now that I have time to properly look around, I start to notice glimmers of light on the walls. Runes, and while I don't know what they mean exactly, they seem to be warding sigils.
I wish I had Detect Magic available to check, but I guess that's why the fire didn't follow me in.
Wonder what sort of civilization made these, and placed them there? The fact I recognize them would hint that they used the same symbols as whatever my magic does, although how I'm parsing scribbles on rock as anything but pretty pictures I don't know; regardless, this fact alone means the planet isn't non-populated by intelligent life. People are here!
Possibly further inside here, actually, so with a groan of pain I unpeel myself from the wall and hobble further in.
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So, fun fact. Caves, even caves with a raging fire going on right outside them, tend to be rather dark and damp places. The fact this happened to be at least partially a magical cave didn't save me from those elements, and after a few icky situations involving bat poop and walking into stalactite, I remember I have a way to avoid this whole mess.
I click my fingers, arcane energy imbuing a pebble with light.
The white light immediately catches on runes, more densely packed than in the first chamber. Extra-strong warding? The first set just prevent things beyond me coming in, so would these be made to prevent me going further?
...Nah. I've already walked over a bunch before lighting the world up, can't be that.
There's a flicker, the runes increasing in luminosity over the next few seconds, and shortly afterwards a click echoes from deeper into the cave. A set of runes begin glowing even brighter than the rest, creeping up a wall in a glowy white line, before creating a rectangular outline resembling a door on a suspiciously flat part of the stone wall. I wait a few seconds after this happens, slow hitches of pain hissing through my teeth, and when nothing else occurs toss my glowrock towards the outline gently; it vanishes upon collision, the runes flashing brighter yet again.
A familiar state of alertness kicks in, dagger slipping into my hand as I pull on the half cast spell, "Mage Armour!". Just like the last time I used this, a thin shimmery barrier forms a few centimeter from my skin, either frozen air or raw magical power manifest to protect me. Also like the last time I used this, it proves useful not a moment after the cast, as a dagger rips through the air, skimming against the edge of the field before bouncing against the ground.
Looking back at where it came from I blink as a small, maybe two foot high, doll steps out of the wall. It's wearing a similar dress to the one that
Bloodborne doll had, mixed colours of black and red with a shawl cloak across its shoulders, alongside looking to be made out of some form of ceramic. Its eyes are glowing slightly, or at least catching the light in a disturbing manner.
A slip of knowledge enters my mind,
a construct, not sure what type, but that means it probably has some immunities. Was it constructs that are immune to enchantment? Or do they just have damage resistance?
That feels really weird. Again. On the upside, I know ceramic is both tough vs blunt trauma and not so tough vs piercing, so the second question's got an answer which isn't from weird-knowledge; Or was that the other way around? It's a good heatsink, I know that much, and–
Wait~ a moment. The thing just threw a dagger at me, I can debate material when it's dead or I'm fled, not now! I tense, gripping my dagger tightly, and ponder tossing it just like it did to me before discarding that as stupid to the point of fire-owls in a verdant forest – throwing dagger work because you tend to have heaps on you at the time alongside high aim skills, not a single one and nil aim beyond arm's-reach.
I tap the flask of acid on my belt, muttering
"Acid splash!" My green blob of dissolving goop, on the other hand, has none of these issues. Well, it doesn't have an ammo issue. Probably.
It flies free of my hand, hissing faintly through the air as it shimmers dark olive in my rocklight, and splashes directly against the doll's chest. There's a faint hissing as chews through the dress, providing two important facts to me from the action; Namely, that this doll is
not anatomically correct, and acid works on porcelain just like ti does most things – with melty justice.
Melty, barely did a few centimeter of damage justice in this case, but eh. Can't win them all.
The mini
construct makes a mournful clattering sound before holding up a tiny jointed hand, a blue glow surrounding it, the dagger from before flying back past me and into its palm in the same moment. Said hand was outstretched forwards to catch, mainly as the doll happened to start charging towards me as soon as it cast.
That was
Mage Hand again
, one of my most useful cantrips, but there are slightly more concerning things such as the incoming dagger-wielding doll to worry about right now! Limbs clacking and clicking as ceramic feet thud on stone, it barrels towards me, pulling its arm back for another go at 'poke the person' as it does.
I elect to do the smart thing, seeing as it's giving such a nice, straight-on target, and cast
Sleep on the automaton.
Pulling on my second Level 1 spell slot, I target the doll with the enchantment, and side step as it collapses, sliding across the stone floor before coming to a stop. Its dagger slips free and bounces to a halt against the nearby wall. Oh yay, that actually worked; was halfway certain it was gonna fail what with being a puppet and not-really-alive and all. And seeing as it
has worked and I'm not currently trying to fend off dagger to the face, the question beckons.
Dagger to the skull or flee?
Sleep only lasts two minutes, so the second option probably won't help me gain any distance whatsoever; I'd either get stuck fighting against the cave entrance and flaming wildfire outside or lost further into the passage it came from.
"I suspect," I mutter, clenching my dagger tightly in my uninjured hand as I move to directly over the automaton's skull, "that if you weren't a puppet I'd find doing–" I stab "this–" The blade breaks through the ceramic in a shattering clink noise, "a lot harder than it is!"
The skull shatters, cracking into pieces from my blow, and as it disassembles I notice a shiny object glint from the attachment between head and neck. Reaching down, I tap it with the dagger just in case I've got a reviving puppet on my hands, before gripping and raising it closer to my face for examination once nothing happens.
This is… a Soul Gem?
A Soul Focus, used to animate the construct with a piece of lifeforce. Such a focus could be used to make a new Doll. Shame I don't want a new doll, mind, so guess we'll go with option two and sell it for loot!
Presuming I find people. No, I mean when I find people! Onwards, deeper into the cave and people once more!
...But first, let's see if I can get another dagger. Heading to the wall, I start looking for the doll's weapon between rock cracks and pebbles around my feet, before throwing myself to the side as the ground shakes. There's a loud crash as a towering weight smashes down where I just was, creaking and groaning against the stone, and I scamper backwards on hands and knees looking at the enemy disbelievingly.
What… what the hell is that?!
The form twists on stilt-like legs as it towers over me, a windowless cabin swaying as it seems to glare down regardless of the fact it has no eyes. Knew it was too easy, knew it was too easy, nothing so far on this planet's been easy so why the heck will my second unscathed victory be different?!
A door's flapping shut as I scramble to my feet once more, dyed a dark maroon red with numerous wooden bruises scattered about the frame. Gonna presume that's the 'mouth' and it just tried to bite me, and seeing as it could just as easily squish me flat from the sheer size difference alone keeping out of melee range is a
really good idea right about now.
I shake my hands, gesturing at the thing, and envision memories of fond Final Fantasy playthroughs and powerful spirit creation as I mouth my next few words. "Summon,
Monster I!" My last Rank 1 spell slot expended, I pour the energy into the space created between myself and the new construct, selecting the biggest, baddest and strongest creature available to battle the House.
A Viper.
...I can't help but pause, staring at the tiny snake as it spawns in a puff of smoke and octarine light, comparing it to the sheer size and bulk of the House arrayed against it. "Gods, my summons suck."
Said house rears back, before slamming the edge of the door down on my summon, reducing it to paste against the stone.
"Suck. Really. Bad." The house squelches, rising up from the bloodstain which was once my sole line of defense, and I promptly proceed to flee down the door-passage and vacate the premises.
The cabin-monster follows, barely ten steps behind me as I throw myself through the illusionary wall and bolt down the glowing passage, barely noticing the ground changing to tiles as I flee. My gut wound's hurting like someone stuffed hot coals in there, and I'm feeling slithery stuff pressing against the cloth bandage as I move, but staying still to heal and near-instantly die is much less preferable to aggravating a terrible wound so I
don't become mush on rock from massive crushing damage. I still might die, just not right away.
Arriving at a tee-junction, I hesitate for a moment, before something colored off-white and oddly rounded smashes against the wall beside me. Startling, I dart left, glancing back and nearly stumbling as I spot the cracked skull rolling slowly away from the wall; the House is growing louder behind me once more, evidently having paused momentarily for that last attack.
"Why won't it just st-" I'm cut off as a burst of green light appears ten steps ahead of me, shining brilliantly in a circle of shapes and symbols.
Conjuration effect, teleportation, though I don't recognize the spell.
Not that it matters if they're allies. I'll take anything at this point.
"Transfer Complete, Miss." A voice sounds out as the woman turns in my direct,
clad in a fancy blue uniform I don't recognize whatsoever. Before she can do anything else I'm racing past, reaching out an arm to tug her along as I do so – flee, flee, flee, and flee some more!
"Hi, giant monster, can't talk, keep moving if you wanna live!" I have no clue if half of that was understandable, either from rushed dialogue or language differences.
"Monster?" That was English! She keeps pace, the staff in her hand chiming as she does so, shaking her wrist free of my grip at the same time. "Oh, THAT!" Seems she spotted the House.
There's a pulse of
conjuration energy from the staff –
Magical Item – as she wraps her arms around me, half lifting me up.
"Dimensional Transfer!"
I'm blinking the green light out of my eyes when I realise we aren't in the cave anymore.
Actually… Looking out the window across from us, I slowly come to the conclusion that we might not be on that planet anymore.
Success?