Oh no, that's why we couldn't find the PARENTAL BOOKSTAND. He's already found his STAND!Your FATHER wields a dreaded ARTIFACT OF CONFECTION. He stands between you and your prize.
[X][Agoraphize] Cross the omnipresent generational divide with a flying kick.
[X][Abolonize] Conceal your insecurities within layers of paranoiac bullshit.