rkyeun
Cabbitus Maximus
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"But you can fix that, right?"
"Are... are you sure?"
"Hey, if you change me so even my own father can't recognize me, all the better."
Panic, See Her...
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"Are... are you sure?"
"Hey, if you change me so even my own father can't recognize me, all the better."
Czlyydwr Llrngwl
"Sell ya a door Learn gull," Czly/Celly for short
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Basically Alec's thought process in that bit, yeah. So canon for the utterly non-canon extended joke/mini omake
Yaaaaaa why and how Coil Thought any of that was a remotely good idea especially considering what shemnangans would be required to acquire the data to actually give to Toybox
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With that attitude, he'll die by tripping on nothing and hitting his head on the corner of the counter in his kitchen. Or something similarly ignoble.
Kylia Quilor
I Have Two Moods, and Bitter is One of Them.
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- Hiding in the corner of your vision.
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I imagine he grabbed Amy one time in a throwaway as a test, or to see if he could make use of her, and she escaped by making one of her theoretical creations. He died in the throwaway, but got intrigued, and repeatedly kidnaped her over and over in throwaways, torturing her or checking the aftermath of whatever weird shit she made and writing them all down in the saved timeline.
I mean, he may well have done. But his power actually does provide good protection against that. He only has to be careful about that kind of thing in the moments where he's not split.
What his power can't help him with and it's kind of amazing he didn't already run into the ground over is slightly longer term blunders where he doesn't know he's faceplanted until after he's locked things in.
Also, if Amelia goes apocalyptic, the only place to hide is a parallel Earth, which Lisa doesn't have access to. She's best positioned to ensure that doesn't happen by helping to keep the girl sane. If she stays, she'll have some control over whether she dies from a Shaper plague over the none she'll have if she flees.
You know, as mad as Amy is now, I wonder how apoplectic she's going to get after finding out about Dinah. After all, her strike at him is happening after the bank job.
Kryslin
[Has Delusions of Authorship]
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- Mythic Iowa
To quote The Author™ : "100% chance of a fucker getting fucked."
Ahh yes, Doom!Coil's rather abrupt ending at the hands of some very well targeted Demons, courtesy Little Miss OddsCalc. He almost got his gun, not that it would have mattered...
I suspect The Amy isn't going to grant him the mercy of a quick death. I Have No Mouth, But I Must Scream seems the appropriate trope
M. H. Fuzzball
Aperture Science-certified Horrible Person
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- Sector 2814
Tommy is either going to face a Panacea at maximum rage without the opportunity to drop that timeline, or get the PeggySue!QA treatment.
Hmmm, I wonder if QA could arrange with his shard to simulate hundreds, if not thousands, of ways he could die, simultaneously? Maybe work Shaper into the mix, with input from Amelia?
If that doesn't turn him into a gibbering mess, I'm not sure what would.
If that doesn't turn him into a gibbering mess, I'm not sure what would.
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Oh that's evil. I love it!
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It may not be in this story, but it should be in a story.
Mauling Snarks almost gets there; after he's captured, Maul persuades his passenger that, since it knows he can't escape, it can put whatever it wants into his "alternate timeline" scenarios, for its own entertainment. The guards never did figure out why he would randomly start screaming…