Chapter 1.03
"We lost control over the vampires we consigned to the 'Ken's Family Home' time-bubble. With it we've lost our hydroponic farms and our ability to feed sixteen and a half million people. Charles Gunn must be dusted again. Lets just put a bounty on him, payable next cycle. One hunger-winter was bad enough." – Nicolas Blackwater.
In the distance I could hear others walking around, but it meant little to me. I was caught up in some sort of fugue-state, committed absolutely to the task I had set for myself. For the past forty-six hours I have been writing and still I am nowhere near done. I have filled notebook after notebook with spell-matrixes, annotated commentary on rituals and everything else that passed through my fevered haze. Hundreds of full notebooks, dozens of bloated binders and thousands of sketches were mashed up somewhere behind me, but I had already put those out of my mind. No, something else was weighing on my mind.
I could feel the Power's inspiration already draining away. What was so crystal clear less then six hours ago has already started degenerating into assumptions and feeble guesswork, but I could not bring myself to stop writing. Not if there was the slightest chance of something useful tumbling out of my pen. And so I soldiered on, through the cramps and other inconveniences until the wellspring of inspiration well and truly dried out.
"Nick?"
I turned to face a fairly worried looking Gwen and did my best to reassure her with a smile. Considering the way she continued to look at me with such pity I likely failed horribly.
"I-I'm a-all right, Gwen." I took a deep breath, shook off my fatigue with a rejuvenation charm and continued, "I am rather hungry though." A beat passed, "And parched."
Oh damn, how did I not notice?
"We figured, Nick. Groo went out to grab you something when we noticed you slowing down." She gently pushed a cup of cold tea at me, "Wesley can't seem to stop reading anymore than you and Ames could stop yourselves from writing. She's still at it, even."
Before I could respond, but mercifully after I downed the disgusting drink, she grabbed my arm and dragged me behind her, "I know you're probably not going to like this, but..."
Oh goddess. What now?
"While you and Ames were caught up with your…aftereffects, Groo, Wes and Faith continued on their tasks."
"And something went horrible wrong?"
Gwen, uncharacteristically, snorted indelicately, "In a way." A heartbeat or two passed before she said, "We're part of the 'brightly colored jammies squad' now."
What.
I sighed deeply, and only partly serious bit out, "How!?"
Gwen just rolled her eyes at me as she directed me to a table filled with pastries, "Well, as it turns out, we live in the Narrows. Apparently this means that trouble finds you even if you're a local. Let alone if you're us."
Without missing a beat I replied, "It was Groo wasn't it?"
Which was of course when said man stumbled into the lobby with bags and bags of take-out. "Nicolas! I have brought you all of your favorites! And what was me?"
I narrowed my eyes at him and responded, "Whatever it is that Gwen is trying to distract me from with my favorite pastries and…" I took a wild, but hopeful, guess, "Lasagna?"
Groosalugg smiled his radiant grin, but before he could speak up Gwen interjected, "Distract is not the right word." With more than a fair bit of amusement leaking through her carefully chosen words, "Putting you in a slightly better mood, maybe?"
This time I narrowed my eyes at her, "Look, I'd like to think I'm not so monstrously unreasonable that-."
Groosalugg jumped in, "We have secured an opportunity to spar with the local Champions!"
Wait, what?
Gwen took over again, "Short story, Groo and Faith took a villain down."
Before I could ask for an elaboration though, Groosalugg seemed more than willing to provide one. "There was a fiend encasing denizens in ice! Denizens, Nicolas! None who bore him strife or ill will, but plain denizens. It was as you said, I could not help but act."
Ice based villain? Captain Cold? Victor Fries? And that was pretty much the extent of my knowledge. I'd be so much more comfortable with landing in Marvel, but that would have been too easy. And we just cannot have that..
I asked, "Who, what, where, when and how?"
"Erm." Groo faltered a bit, but Gwen picked up for him. "Victor Fries, through breaking his power armor, in the public park, about twelve hours ago and from what I gather…rather easily."
"And this lead to our inauguration into the ranks of-."
Gwendolyn didn't even let me finished as sparks danced around her fingers, only to coalesce into a newspaper. A newspaper that boasted a picture of Faith looking like a savage as she held the armored form of Fries over her head, title reading; 'Our Friendly Neighborhood Slayer.' I speed-read my way through the article until I stumbled on to the interview.
"You stayed for interviews." A monstrously deep sigh escaped entirely against my will, "Of course you did."
"The townsfolk were most appreciative my friend, how could we decline them?"
Groo may come across as naïve, but there is an instinctive cunning to him. One I was appreciating more by the moment as I read through the article. "Oh, this is nicely put. 'When honor fails, only wretchedness remains. I am greatly saddened by the destruction of this man who used to be a doctor, but now is nothing.' Coupled with Faith's 'Look, no deep thoughts from me but you can't natter on about your lost family even as you frostize small children playing in the park with their parents. [Expletive] 'em.'."
Well, doesn't that present a pretty picture? Every scary comment by Faith was balanced with a steady one from Groosalugg. While she didn't actually present herself as a hero, at least there won't be calls to 'reign in this disturbing character that calls herself Slayer'.
"I understand Faith sticking with Slayer, but how come you've become Champion, Groo?"
Faintly flushed Groo replied quietly, "I may have introduced myself as a champion and been…misunderstood?"
I just shrugged, "It's a fine enough name." I continued, "But I don't see how we go from here to sparring with the heroes?"
Gwen chose to speak up, "That would be Faithy. There was a slight altercation between her and The Batman-."
I interjected, "Just Batman."
Her eyes flashed dangerously at me when she continued, "The Just Batman and his sidekick came across the scene and clashed when the latter's age came up."
Oh, no.
"Go on…"
Groo took up his turn of 'corral Nick into acquiesce'. "Faith may have been a touch insistent that the Just Batman-." Oh, for fucks sake. "Was hoarding high quality armor while sending the apprentice out in an flimsy outfit and questioned the nature of their relationship."
Gwendolyn cut in again, "This was appreciated by neither Batman nor his young sidekick. One thing led to another and Faith threw a stake through the kid's bulletproof cape, and attempted to do the same with Batman's."
I clamped down on the impulse to scream, took a deep breath and slowly let it out again. I repeated this a handful of times before I felt calm enough to say, "Please stop drip-feeding me. Do we need to prepare for a siege-via-Batman?"
Groo laughed rather loudly, proving he had little comprehension of the situation. "Wesley asked the same thing, Nicolas. I'm sure there is little to worry about, though. You have both insisted that he is a great Champion of his people. He was most helpful with our current situation even!"
Our situation?
Only a handful of moments passed before the full horror of that statement hit me. Did he mean our situation, as in our status as dimensional refugees? Thousands of responses flashed before my eyes, but I knew none would be effective. Instead I just slowly said, "Right. I…uhm…horribly miscast the rejuvenation charm and miraculously still need sleep. Yes…sleep."
I reached out with my telekinesis to grab the food out of Groo's hand, wrench a few pastries my way and twisted straight into a teleport that landed me in Wesley's office.
"Holy fucking shit, Wesley. Two days? Two god damn days? Our secret lasted two fucking days?"
Wesley looked up from his cluttered desk, only to feebly sigh and look back down. Small pieces of electronics littered the table, but before I could wonder about its purpose Wesley spoke up.
"It seems that Batman has been kind enough to provide us with temporary identification papers." Another feeble sigh later and slightly sarcastically stated, "We should rejoice we have been met with an offer of aid rather than fire and blood!" A few mumbled words later, "At least Semkhet will be pleased. I guess we're going to make friends when we send Groo and Faith to go spar with the heroes whether we wanted to or not."
God damn it.
"When exactly is-."
The response came quickly, "Thirty minutes from now. Why do you think I'm so cheery?" Another few words muttered low enough I couldn't hear them. "At least you're up now. Could you fill me on what happened on your end, before you were struck by several thousand muses?"
Ah, that. Hmm, this was as good a distraction as any.
"Well, Wesley. Have you ever heard of a race called the Homo Magi?" The former Watcher slowly nodded as I continued, "Our Lady of Magic, who loathes them deeply, has pronounced them anathema and has made herself deaf to their pleas." A slight shiver crept over my spine again, "As long as we never, and I mean never, treat with her on their behalf we may call on her."
As I stuffed myself with pastries I saw Wesley's smile widely enough to match even Groo's eternally sunny mug. At least one happy thing happened today.
AN: Feedback is appreciated, drop a post to let me know what you think =) I'm not entirely pleased with the chapter, but I have decided not to be too finicky at the start of the fic in case of endless chapter rewrites burning out my muse.