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Remember when I said "I wonder what it would be like if my life were a little more action packed?"

Well, I did. But this isn't quite what I had in mind.

So Revy, what say we go and show them all why we deserve to be feared, huh?

It's time to show the world why Catherine "Cat" Lee is known as Double Tap.

Rated M because it is Black Lagoon.

Contains Fourth Wall Breaking


Several references and quotes are made to several other forms of media, and also maybe a video game or two? Which ones you may ask? Well, I guess you'll just have to read to find out. Would love to see what you think of it. Isn't that right Revy?
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Chapter 1: Welcome To Roanapur!: Enter Catherine ‘Cat’ Lee!
It was just a normal evening for me, as I found myself in my apartment, by myself, watching an episode of Black Lagoon.

Well, I had started watching the first few episodes of Black Lagoon, and was just finishing up watching episode 2.

"Man, that Revy really is crazy, I am sure glad I am not related to her," I said to myself out loud.

"To be honest though, my life is a little bit boring though, I kinda wish it were a little more action packed," I said to myself.

It was after episode 2 of Black Lagoon had finished, that I started feeling sleepy, so instead of going to bed, I just fell asleep on my couch.

Unfortunately, while I slept, I was soon about to embark on a journey, that would soon have me embracing emotions, that I never even knew that I had.

And when I woke up again, I found myself no longer on my couch, and no longer in my apartment.

As a matter of fact, I found myself in a bed, in what looked like a somewhat rundown room, with what appeared to be some workout equipment in it.

Well, when I say workout equipment, I mean that there was a set of weights in one corner of the room, and a bar at the foot of the bed that could be used for pull ups.

"This isn't my room," I said to myself out loud. To which I then realized almost immediately. That the voice that came out of my mouth was not only feminine in nature, but also appeared to have quite a bit of bite to it.

And as I brought one of my hands into my field of view, I then noticed, that it now looked much more feminine.

Now shocked by the appearance of my feminine looking hand, I then looked down at myself, and I was shocked by what I saw.

I was now not only very fit, and had a tattoo of what I could only assume would be a saber sword, on each of my forearms, but I also seemed to be wearing an ocean blue colored bra, and a skimpy one at that.

However, before I could admire my very feminine and very beautiful body further, I then heard a familiar sounding female voice speak up from under the sheets next to me. "Sis, is it morning already?" She asked.

I immediately recognized the voice, and started to shake with immense fear, knowing full well who the voice belonged to.

And sure enough, one Rebecca "Revy" Lee, or "Two Hands" as she was nicknamed, came out from under the covers.

It was then that I realized what had happened, but my mind really didn't want to process it.

I was now stuck in the anime world of Black Lagoon, and was now the sister of Revy.

As in one of the most bat shit crazy and insane female anime characters ever.

This was going to be a very hard pill for me to swallow, and also was going to be a complete ride through hell itself.

But, seeing as how I was here, I might as well make the best of it.

I then decided to speak up.

"Yes sis, it is," I said, matter-of-factly.

However, before I could say anything more to Revy, a person came to the bedroom door, who I immediately recognized as Dutch.

"So this is Dutch...He looks...more...well...He looks a bit more intimidating in person doesn't he?" I thought to myself with a bit of fear. However, though I was currently feeling a bit fearful. What I was not able to see, was that my face, didn't show any of this sort of fear. In fact, my face, currently only showed a blank sort of expression. Almost as if, seeing Dutch in person for the first time, didn't phase me on the outside.

Dutch said that we had a job from Balalaika to go and get a disk from a cargo ship. Which from what I knew from watching the first episode, had to do with Asahi Industries.

And I also knew, that from watching the first episode, that this was where and when, we would meet Rock.

However, I had only managed to watch the first two episodes of the anime before winding up here, so anything after episode two, would be me being essentially thrown to the wolves.

However, if I had to put my money on it, seeing as how I was now Revy's sister. I would assume that like her, I also had a lot of experience handling different types of firearms and the like.

However, I wouldn't know for sure, until I got further into the events that lay ahead.

And so, as we both got dressed, and she holstered her Beretta 92FM's with their skull and crossbone grips. I then got dressed into my usual outfit, which to be honest, like the bra I was wearing in bed, and like Revy's usual outfit, was also quite skimpy.

I was now in a low cut ocean blue tank top that showed off my midsection. And were only just managing to cover my medium sized breasts. Which for size comparison, were basically as big as Revy's breasts. I also had on way too short jean shorts, and military combat boots with a Ka-Bar combat knife holstered into the side of one of them.

I then went to and then grabbed my two modified pistols, which were modified Beretta M9's with saber grips. And, like Revy's modified 92FM's, also had an added inch or so, on each of their barrels.

And to tell you the truth. As I holstered them both into their respective holsters around the sides of my torso, and upon me feeling the unusual chilling sensation of the steel of both guns, emanating through my tank top, and into the top of my skin. I then realized, that they would wind up feeling very comfortable in my hands, largely because with all the experience I had had over the years, what with me and Revy having to survive back in New York and the like.

But, it was not just due, to my past with Revy. But, it would also be my previous mastery, of various firearms and explosives. That as time went on, would wind up proving itself, to be very useful.

"Hey you pervs, do you like what you're reading so far? Oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you just then viewer…hello viewers, Catherine Lee here…But you can call me 'Cat'…*I then proceed to meow like a cat, while giving the most sexy of cat pawing motion with one of my hands*…Or 'Double Tap'...Depending on what mood I am in...Now then viewers, you really didn't think that I wasn't able to talk to you all like this did you?…Well viewers, with regard to fourth wall awareness...need I remind you all, that Revy did do something similar to this, in the end credits sequence, of the first two episodes…Now then viewers...let's get on with the show…Right Revy?...*I say this in the most sexy female tone of voice that I can, all while giving the most evil and devilish looking of smiles, that could even give Revy's own smirk, a run for its money*"

Anyway, with all three of us, along with Benny, having now jumped aboard the torpedo boat. We then headed off towards the cargo ship.

A short time later...

And as the torpedo boat slowed, indicating that we had reached our destination, and with Dutch, me, and Revy disembarking.

And upon seeing Dutch, punch Rock hard in the face, sending him hurtling backwards towards the railings at the current side of the boat that we were all on. I knew right then, that this was only the beginning, of what would be a literal, ride through hell.

"Okay Mr. Japanese, the package that you got from Asahi Industries, this is it right?" Dutch then spoke up with saying to Rock. And this was while he had reached into his satchel, and had slightly pulled out the disk in question, in order to reveal it to Rock. Well, I say satchel, but to be honest, I wasn't really able to see exactly what Dutch was doing per say.

And this, was due to the current fact, that me and Revy, both had one of our respective modified pistols, aimed directly at Rock.

And, though I did not want to show it, I was currently, now all but gone, so too speak. As I currently, had quite the devilish looking, and crazy looking smile, currently on my face. As I was now starting to realize, that in order to think like my sister Revy, then I was going to need to embrace the madness.

"I mean after all viewers...My life...is nothing...but a comedy...*I say this while looking at the viewers all wild eyed, and smiling a very crazy looking smile...that still would give Revy's devilish smile, a run for its money*...Arthur Fleck...aka...Joker from the movie of the same...played by one Joaquin Phoenix...said exactly that line...and you know what viewers?...I think he was actually onto something when he said that!...Now then viewers...I shall be seeing you all, in the next chapter...*I once again proceed, to meow sexily like a cat, while giving the most sexy looking, of cat pawing motions, with one of my hands*"
 
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Chapter 2: High-Jinks On The High-Seas!: A Piracy Life's For Me!
So carrying on from the last chapter. And my currently somewhat degrading condition, regarding my...sanity...so to speak.

And now with us all aboard the torpedo boat. I couldn't help, but feel a little bit...more comfortable...so too speak, regarding the whole situation. Which for the record, was currently...well...

"You don't get it do ya...you just don't get it do ya Dutch?...We're only being paid 20 grand to do this job...ONLY 20 GRAND!...What's wrong with getting a bonus, by asking for a ransom?!" Revy said, as like in the first episode of the anime. She had taken Rock, as a hostage, in an effort, to try and get more money from Asahi Industries. And not surprisingly, Dutch wasn't exactly the most thrilled, with Revy doing this.

"You're being too simple minded," Benny responded with from the other room, while he was on his computer.

"YOU WANNA DIE BENNY!?" Revy exploded with back to Benny.

"Not really," Benny responded back with, while he just turned his attention away from Revy, and then went back to his computer.

And yet, given the current exchange, regarding Revy's immediate outburst. I meanwhile, like when Dutch had first come into our bedroom, back at the Lagoon Company Headquarters. I was once, again completely stoic faced. Even though, deep down, I was sort of semi freaking out.

"Okay...Revy's blowup...is a heck of a lot more scary, and intimidating, to experience in person..." I thought to myself, while I still, remained completely stoic faced.

"So, whose going to negotiate with them...you? Do you have their phone number? How about a bank account so that they can transfer the ransom payment?" Dutch asked Revy.

And, during these very questions, I then noticed, that Revy's facial expression, was getting more, and more, pissed off. And, more and more crazed.

"Ah fine then!...We'll just shoot his ass and throw him overboard!" Revy said, as she quickly got up from her seat, and kicked a crate that was nearby where she had been sitting. To which she then proceeded, to take one of her Beretta out of its holster, and then started firing several rounds in a rapid and erratic like manner. All, while she had the Beretta in question...pointed at Rock.

And also, she wasn't even looking at Rock, as she squeezed off every single one of those rounds from her Beretta.

"STOP IT!" I then heard Rock yell, as he seemed to be fearing for his very life at the moment.

"Damn it...don't damage the ship!" Dutch then yelled out to Revy, over the multiple loud bangs, from the rounds, that were currently being squeezed off from her Beretta.

"SHUT UP!" Revy then yelled back in response.

And yet, as all of this was going on. I had managed to come across a tape cassette recorder, that was laying right beside me. And once, I had put the headphones on, and had pressed play. I then, started to listen to the music, as the current argument between Dutch, and Revy, took place.

It's taken a lifetime to lose my way

A lifetime of yesterdays

All the wasted time on my hands

Turns to sand

And fades in the wind

Crossing lines

Small crimes

Taking back what is mine

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me

So lost for so long

To find to my way

I failed to follow

I'm out of place

Crossing lines

mall crimes

Taking back what is mine

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me

I'm fine in the fire

I feed on the friction

I'm right where I should be

Don't try and fix me


"And yes viewers...Hello boys, Catherine Lee here again...*I say this as I proceed to meow like a cat, while giving the most sexy of cat pawing motions with one of my hands*...So viewers, what do you all think of the story so far?...*I say this while bringing my face a little bit closer to the screen, which winds up showing off a bit of my cleavage, from underneath my ocean blue tank top*...Hey perv, my eyes are up here...*I say this, as the camera then pans up towards my face*...Now then viewers...in case you were all at all wondering of which song I was listening to...And to confirm any of your suspicisions as well...Yes the song that I was listening to in question...was Fix Me by 10 Years...What, you think that I didn't like the same kind of music as Revy does?...*I say this, while giving the most sexy and devilish looking of smiles...that once again, could give Revy's own devilish smile, a run for its money*...You know viewers, it is not the right thing, to assume things...naughty, naughty...*I say this, while proceeding to waggle my pointer finger on my left hand, in a very sexy and cute manner, while giving a very sexy looking pout*...So then viewers, with that in mind...I will see all of you boys, in the next chapter...*I say this as I proceed to once again meow like a cat, while giving the most sexy of cat pawing motions with one of my hands*"
 
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Chapter 3: Every Ship Has A Bao!: Welcome To The Yellow Flag! New
Okay, so heading on, to a little bit later that night. After I had apparently discovered, that I apparently owned a video cassette player. Which given the era in which I had been in, right before I had wound up in the Black Lagoon anime, was saying quite a lot.

"In other words here viewers...sorry, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then, I am sure that you are all aware by this point, that the Black Lagoon anime, doesn't take place in the modern world per say...But moreover viewers...as I am sure most have found out already...this anime...takes place back in the early 1990s...you know...back when video cassette players, were still the best way...for one to listen to music?...So, like Revy, I also happen to have a video cassette player...What?!...You didn't think that I did?!...*I now proceed to get a little bit pissed off*...Are you really that fucking thick-headed?!...*I now instantly realized what I had just said*...Oopsie...sorry there...that just sort of slipped out...But then again viewers...this fanfic is rated M...for Mature audiences...So you would expect some cursing in this fanfic...now and then...*I say this, while giving a sexy and devilish grin, that still, would give Revy's own devilish grin, a run for its money*...Now then viewers...lets now get back to the action...*I proceed to say this, while giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"

Okay, so moving on, to when we had all disembarked, back in Roanapur. And we had now approached the Yellow Flag. And as we made it through the doors, and towards the bar. I then realized something, as a thought, then made its way through my mind.

"Ah, so this is the Yellow Flag...Oh...right...there is going to soon be a gunfight in here...Well then, at least I know from watching the first episode, that the bar itself, is bulletproof...Sure, I am probably going to wind up getting an earful, from Bao...which by the way viewers, is the owner of the Yellow Flag...But, given what will wind up eventually happening in this story...I would say, that that is going, to soon wind up, being the least, of either your, or my problems," I thought to myself, which was followed during this, as we were walking towards the bar, of me, slowly turning my head to the right of me to briefly address the viewers. And I did so, while giving the most sexy looking of smiles. All followed, right at the end, by me sexily winking, at the viewers.

And, now having sat down at the bar, and now with an unexplained thirst for some rum. I then, once Revy, had asked for a bottle of Bacardi. The both of us, then proceeded, too, well, go to town, so too speak, on the bottle of Bacardi rum.

And now, fast forwarding to about a couple of minutes later. And, after having downed a couple of shots of Bacardi rum, as had Revy. I then, realized something else, that was interesting.

"Okay...so it would seem, as though I have a somewhat high alcohol tolerance...I guess this is how one Cana Alberona from Fairy Tail...sometimes feels..." I thought to myself, as I now took notice, as Revy, now proceeded, to down yet another shot of rum. As she threw it back, as though it was nothing.

However, now fast forwarding a tad bit. And after Revy, had taunted Rock, into going 'shot for shot,' so to speak, on the rum in question. This was then followed by...well...

"Never underestimate a Japanese businessman," Rock said, after he had proceeded, to down the entire shot glass of rum, that Revy had poured from the bottle, and had taunted him with it.

And, not surprisingly...

"Bartender...give us all of the Bacardi rum you got!" The flushed looking faces, of both Revy and Rock, called out to Bao.

And as for me?...Well...

"Okay...so that was...a bit embarrassing, to experience for real...still...this rum is very good...Now I see, why Captain Jack Sparrow, loved drinking it so much," I thought to myself, while after having finished my current shot glass of rum. I had then proceeded, to pour myself another shot glass worth. And, I wound up downing that as well.

But, however...

This was then followed, by a noticeable metallic clanking noise, as several grenades, were thrown, through the many windows, of the Yellow Flag.

And, acting on instinct, and knowing exactly where I needed to go. I then proceeded, to make a diving flip forward. As I managed, to get behind the bar, just as the lights of the Yellow Flag had gone out, and this was then followed, by a massive hail of bullets, then proceeding, to pound relentlessly, against the front of the bar.

And, once I had removed both of my modified Beretta, from their respective holsters. To which I then heard the unmistakable sound...

"Don't come back here Revy, and you as well Cat...How many times have you both destroyed my bar?!" The unmistakable voice of Bao, yelled at us both.

Which, before he could say anything else, one of the mercenaries, wound up choosing, to jump onto the bar, only for Bao, to blow him away with his shotgun.

"You both owe me for all the damages, you understand?! Or else I am going to weld your assholes shut, and make you a new one on you heads!" Bao then yelled at us both, after he had blown the mercenary away.

"Got it..." Revy wound up saying in response, with an amount of craze, in her tone.

Which during when Bao had been shouting, Revy had removed both of her Beretta 92FMs from their holsters.

And knowing full well, what was about to happen, and with a very devilish smile, now adorning my face. I then readied myself, for the ensuing gunfight.

"Revy, Cat, I think it's time to show these guys why you are both named 'Two Hands,' and 'Double Tap,'" The unmistakable voice of Dutch, wound up yelling to us both, over the loud bangs of the gunfire.

"Gladly Dutch!" I wound up responding with, and all while I still wore, the most devilish of smiles, that would even make one Accelerator from the Toaru series proud.

"Hey viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers...I will see all you fine gentlemen, in the next chapter...*I proceed to say this, while once again giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"
 
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Sorry, but while the story itself is interesting, it's badly written.

I cringed at every chapter. It should be good if you very recently rewatched the series, but not everyone is a fan. You have to write about the episode entirely.

Revise the chapters and proceed as if the reader NEVER saw Black Lagoon. Visualize what is happening AND describe it in words. It's harder than you think.

Oh, also describe the characters and the guns, it's important in an action-based story.

Good luck, author.
 
Sorry, but while the story itself is interesting, it's badly written.

I cringed at every chapter. It should be good if you very recently rewatched the series, but not everyone is a fan. You have to write about the episode entirely.

Revise the chapters and proceed as if the reader NEVER saw Black Lagoon. Visualize what is happening AND describe it in words. It's harder than you think.

Oh, also describe the characters and the guns, it's important in an action-based story.

Good luck, author.

I'm sorry you cringed at every chapter. But I am going to have to stand firm at keeping this as a self insert fic. That includes having my si retaining the 2 episodes worth of knowledge. So, is that what you're having a conniption over? 2 episodes worth of knowledge? My self inserts in my other fics have a smidge more knowledge then that, and you're unhappy over two episodes?
 
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Not the self-insert. I like those as proven by my own stories.

But a reader must be someone who saw "Black Lagoon" to really understand your chapters or know what the characters look like.

As I said, not every reader is someone who saw the series. It is purely a question of content, not style since I did say that I like it.
 
Sorry, but while the story itself is interesting, it's badly written.

I cringed at every chapter. It should be good if you very recently rewatched the series, but not everyone is a fan. You have to write about the episode entirely.

Revise the chapters and proceed as if the reader NEVER saw Black Lagoon. Visualize what is happening AND describe it in words. It's harder than you think.

Oh, also describe the characters and the guns, it's important in an action-based story.

Good luck, author.

Took your advice to heart, and I am now hard at work, making it much better.
 
Chapter 4: Showing Ones Worth!: Welcome To The Yellow Flag Bullet Ballet! New
Okay, so following up from the most recent situation, regarding the last chapter...

"Hello there all of you sexy viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while looking slightly drunk, due to a slight blush like tint, that is currently present on the cheeks of my face. While I wind up giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then...*I say this while proceeding to smile a very sexy and devilish looking smile*...Now what do you say, that we cut the current bullshit, and just get on with the chapter now!...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"

And so, with both me and Revy, jumping onto the top of the bar with immense ease. And upon being greeted by two mercenaries right in our lines of sight. Revy, then proceeded to cap one of them in the head with one of her Beretta, with having squeezed off a round into his head, which instantly dropped him to the floor.

While I meanwhile, squeezed off a round each, from both of my modified Beretta, one of the squeezed off rounds, hitting the other mercenary, right dead center in his chest, and the other, wound up hitting him, right dead center of his forehead, between his eyes. And upon our bullets finding their marks, and dropping both men to the floor in an instant. I then, took notice, of the immense pools of blood, beginning to form around both of them, as they both lay there, dead and motionless.

However, I didn't care about that. As I then demonstrated such, by then speaking up, just as Revy, proceeded to raise both of her Beretta, and then down two more of the mercenaries, with the squeeze off of yet two more rounds.

"Now sis, you need to save some of them for me! Don't just go hogging them all now!" I said, as I then proceeded, to leap up into the air. To which I then proceeded, to do a forward flip of sorts. To which I then proceeded, to slam both of my combat boot clad feet, down onto another mercenaries chest. As I squeezed off a round in his face, hitting him in his left cheek, and killing him instantly.

And while I had done this. To which I then got off the now downed mercenary. And like Revy, was with the mercenaries that she was currently shooting at. I had done all of this, while showing, a most devilish looking smile, on my feminine face.

"Okay sis, I will try. But can you blame me for not wanting to? This is way too much fucking fun!" I heard the voice of Revy, then respond back to me. Which I could somehow still hear, over the massive gunfire.

"Well sis, I don't blame you at all for doing so...Oh, and by the way viewers...let me welcome you all, to 'The Yellow Flag Bullet Ballet!'" I thought to myself, as while I had just finished, with squeezing off yet another two rounds from my two Beretta. Which hit yet another mercenary, in both the chest and face. Which caused him to fall to the ground, in a massive heap, and a dull thud. And this was right after, I had briefly turned my crazed eyesight, slightly to the right of me, to briefly address the viewers.

But, however...

"Okay...Revy, Cat, we're leaving!" The voice of Dutch was now heard saying over the immense noise of the gunfire.

And, although I was about to question his decision. I then realized, that this was the situation, in which Rock, had decided to still tag along with us. And, from what I remember from watching the first episode. We would all, soon be involved, in an impending standoff, with a helicopter gunship.

But, the good news was, that from me watching the first two episodes. I knew exactly the spot on the torpedo boat, that I would need to be in. As the very spot in question, would wind up being the very spot, that the helicopter gunship, wouldn't hit with its ammunition.

However, I decided to push this thought to the side for the time being. And instead, like Dutch had just recently suggested to us, we decided, to make a hasty retreat, of sorts.

And, upon all of us, having now squeezed into Benny's car, which was a 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner. Well, at least for now. Which was conveniently waiting for us, just outside the side door of the Yellow Flag. And with Benny, now putting it in gear, and then stamping hard on the accelerator pedal. The Roadrunners engine then revved up, and roared to life. And, not even a second later, we then sped away from the Yellow Flag. And amidst a small bit of tire squeal as well.

And, while we were currently, driving quickly away from the Yellow Flag. And, while Revy was currently speaking to Dutch, on what Bao intended to do, to me and her. I then, very quietly, took out my music cassette player, and then hit play. All while, we continued, to head away, from the Yellow Flag.

"Hey honey, where the hell
Is my shooter now?!"
You can call me honey
You can steal my money
You can try again and
You can pray to Heaven
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down
You can call me honey
You can steal my money
You can try again and
You can pray to Heaven
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down
Now, the man I love
Is a wanted man
With a price
Put on his head
Every deputy
Wants a tag on his toe
He's better off
With me
So together,
We can start a new
You can plow the field
And I will make your stew
Come on, darling,
Settle down with me
Put your shooter down
You can call me honey
You can steal my money
You can try again and
You can pray to Heaven
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down
You can call me honey
You can steal my money
You can try again and
You can pray to Heaven
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down
Sometimes I think
That the gun in your hand
Means more to you
Than me
But I know better
You are getting old
You will need
A family
And then, on Sundays
We can go to church
Time for you
To end your search
Here's your life
Take a look at me
'Cause I will be
Your wife
You can call me honey
You can steal my money
You can try again and
You can pray to Heaven
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down
You can call me honey
You can steal my money
You can try again and
You can pray to Heaven
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down
Come to me, baby
No, don't tell me "maybe"
When we are married
Your shooter
Are gonna get buried
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
You can call me honey
You can steal my money
You can try again and
You can pray to Heaven
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down
But I tell you, honey
Like the sun is sunny
Baby, I won't put
My shooter down


"Hello you pervy viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now that song...for those who were wondering...was the song Shooter, by Rednex...And so viewers, with that now being explained to you all...I will see you fine gentlemen, in the next chapter...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"
 
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