Not Your Usual Godzilla Fic (Godzilla High School AU)

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Scraped from here.

Yes, I am certifiably insane and know exactly how well this will be taken...
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Harry Leferts

Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Scraped from here.

Yes, I am certifiably insane and know exactly how well this will be taken here on SB. That said, I got bothered about it and thus going to combine the snippets done into one insane whole. *Hides in indestructible bunker*
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There had always been some friction between humanity and the kaiju. While not as strong, resilient, or with the sheer number of powers that the kaiju had, humanity had the numbers and intelligence on their side as well as minor psychic abilities in some.

Not that any of this was exactly helping currently 17 year old Miki Saegusa as she ran down the lonely street as her persuers jeered at her. Slipping on a wrapper, the young teen cursed her luck as she clambered to her feet, only to be picked up and thrown into an alleyway. "Ugh..."

As she staggered to her feet, she looked down the alleyways to see her three tormentors: Gigan, Megalon, and Rhedo as they swaggered into the alleyway. "Well, well... what do we have here boys..." Gigan snorted as he scrapped a claw along the wall. "A human who decided to encroach on our territory."

Megalon cackled as the drills on his arms spun while lightning crackled around his horn. "I say we teach her a lesson..."

While she listened in, Miki glanced around for something, anything to use to protect herself. 'Why the hell did I ever accept that transfer to this school...' She then spotted a steel pipe in time as Rhedo had enough of taunting and charged her. Miki then grabbed the pipe and before he could react, swung it into his skull and staggered him enough for the kaiju to miss her and slam headfirst into the wall. "Ha!" She then looked at the other two and swung the pipe like a bat. "Now why don't we just act like civilized people and go our separate ways."

Megalon snorted before he shot a bolt of electricty at her foot which caused her to jump. Unfortunately, that was all the opening Gigan needed as he rushed her and swiftly cut the pipe apart. "Nice try little girl."

Anything that Miki could have said, however, was cut off as Rhedosaurus leapted up and grabbed her from behind, pinning her arms behind her with his own. "Heh... nice try girlie..."

The human girl wasn't about to give up as she struck out with her feet and one of them caught the drill using kaiju in the face causing him to take a step back. "LET ME GO YOU ASSHOLES!"

Having shook the hit off, Megalon snarled as his drill started up. "You're going to pay for that you bitch!"

He took a step forward only the be smashed in the back of the head by the concrete bottom of a sign post. "How about no you stupid insect." All three of the kaiju stiffened as a large and spined form stepped into view, his orange eyes having taken everything in as he cracked his knuckled. "So you idiots gonna let the girl go, or am I going to have to beat some sense into you... again?"

Gigan sneered as he gestured with one hooked hand at the kaiju. "Screw you Godzilla. Three of us against you? Ha!"

Godzilla just smirked. "Just me? Really now...?"

The three kaiju looked confused for a moment before a sound made them look up. "Geronimo!" Megalon looked up in time for a spiky backed kaiju to drop on him and knock him to the ground. A moment later, the monster grinned as it laid into him. "Picking on girls, eh?! Now that's a new low for you, ya dumb bug!"

Rhedosaurus wasn't in much better condition as Rodan had decided to get into the fun as well. A few minutes later found the three delinquent, and now bruised, kaiju thrown out onto the street. Godzilla shook his head as he clapped his hands to as if to clear them of dust. "When will those idiots ever learn..." He then turned and took a step toward the human who tried to back up which caused him to sigh and roll his eyes. "Look, I'm not about to hurt you. Names Gojira, most just call me Godzilla." He then reached out with his hand and helped Miki to her feet. "And the two numbskulls with me are Rodan and Anguirus."

The human dusted herself off before she gave him a wry smile. "I'm Miki, Saegusa Miki."
As he looked over the human girl, Godzilla noticed how she kept her weight off one foot. "You okay?"

Miki looked at him and scowled. "Of course I am." As he raised an eyebrow, she ignored the snickers of the other and she placed her weight onto her hurt ankle and tried to hide her wince behind a smile... which looked like a grimace more then anything else. "See?"

The dinosaur looking kaiju just gave her a look which said that he didn't believe her at all. "Uh-huh." Before she could react, he dropped down and poked her on the ankle which caused her to jump with a yelp before she kicked him in the face. "Hey!"

Rodan was of no help as he nearly fell over from laughter. "Hahahahahaha! Oh, Gigamoth!" He then grinned as Godzilla rubbed his snout as the girl glared at him. "Hey, look on the bright side bro, it can only improve your ugly face. Hahahahaha!"

A moment later he yelped as his friend smacked him in the back of the head. "Shut it bird brain."

As the two bickered, Anguirus walked up and examined the girl. "Heh. You got spirit. I can respect that." At Miki's questioning look, he shrugged. "You were outnumbered and outgunned, but you didn't give up like some humans would have in the same situation." The spiky kaiju smirked. "I can fully understand how it was."

He was cut off as Godzilla walked up. "Yeah, yeah bonehead. You trying to be suave is making me woozy." He then glanced at Miki. "Any thing else?"

Anguirus rolled his eyes before he answered. "Her ankle is swollen some so it's a sprain and she's got some cuts and scrapes, but she'll live."

The human scowled and was about to retort when she found herself picked up and slung over Godzilla's back. "HEY!"

As she beat her fists against his back, the kaiju sighed. "Calm down. I'm taking you to a friend's place, she's got some first aid kits and such."

Rodan laughed again. "Oh, Mothra is just going to love this."

When Miki smacked Godzilla in the head, Anguirus snorted. "No, she's going to adore her..."
 
... Wut.

... Well... You could always include Mako Mori and Raleigh Becket in the equation, since clearly the amount of fucks you're giving are in the negative numbers.

And the Marshall as the Principal!
 

Purge the High School AUs :mad:

I am going to be outnumbered very quickly by the number of people who actually like this aren't i
 
AndrewJTalon said:
... Wut.

... Well... You could always include Mako Mori and Raleigh Becket in the equation, since clearly the amount of fucks you're giving are in the negative numbers.

And the Marshall as the Principal!
It's less that I have negative fucks and more that I had a supply of Anti-Fucks which, when they meet Fucks, cause mutual annaliation which causes weirdness like this...

Besides, I have not gotten to female Tsundere!King Ghidorah yet...
Exposure said:

Purge the High School AUs :mad:

I am going to be outnumbered very quickly by the number of people who actually like this aren't i
Yes.
 
Harry Leferts said:
It's less that I have negative fucks and more that I had a supply of Anti-Fucks which, when they meet Fucks, cause mutual annaliation which causes weirdness like this...

Besides, I have not gotten to female Tsundere!King Ghidorah yet...
And people say pure math has no applications anymore! No wait, this is physics. Eh, at a certain level they're kind of the same thing.

So... Pacific Rim characters going to be involved or what? Because either way, I'm on board. I just want to see the Alpha Cherno crew as foreign exchange tough kids.
 
Ms. Gipsy is the hot homeroom teacher.
Mr. Cherno is the loud, fun P.E. instructor.
Mr. Striker is the Science teacher.
And Ms. Crimson is the Math teacher.
 
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As he walked toward a distant apartment building, Miki continued to grumble as she crossed her arms. "Where are we even going..." She then glared at him. "And you better not be doing anything perverted..."

Godzilla just gave her a deadpan expression. "Trust me, your monkey body does nothing for me."

Beside above him, Rodan snickered. "Yeah, and he's familiar with them with how often he wrestles Kong." He narrowly dodged a hunk of asphalt that was thrown at him. "HEY!"

As his eyebrow twitched, Godzilla growled. "I swear... you make one more joke about that..."

Miki looked over at him with a raised eyebrow. "Oh...? And what's this about?"

Godzilla glared at her and was about to tell her not to ask when Anguirus smirked. "He's talking about the time that Kong attacked him and placed him into a rather... awkward position... lets just say."

His larger friend felt his face as it heated up as he sputtered. "I... That was... HE ATTACKED ME!"

Rodan smirked. "Still doesn't explain him beating your tail like a drum."

The fire breathing mutated dinosaur stomped a foot. "HE DID THAT WIERDASS MERGING THING WITH HIS FOSTER BROTHER! NOT TO MENTION THAT LIGHTNING STUFF!" He then waved around the clawed hand that was not holding Miki. "AND THEN HE GREW BIGGER AS HE GOT ANGRY..." At the laughter, he snarled. "NOT LIKE THAT! GAH!"

As she calmed down her giggles, Miki smiled as she patted him on the head which made Godzilla grumble. "There, there... I'm sure..." She then looked around. "And you never answered my question of where we're going..."

In reply, he just pointed at the building. "We're heading over there. It's where Mothra and her brother live."

Miki just looked at him as she heard the growl in his voice as he mentioned a brother. "Who's-"

She got cut off as a mechanical sounding voice pipped up. "Oy! Gojira my boy!"

Godzilla hung his head as he shook it from side to side. "Not this... not now..." As he heard a gasp, he turned to see what looked like a robotic version of him with glasses on it's snout walk up. "Hey Gramps..."

He yelped as a cane came down on his head. "Don't 'Hey, Gramps' me, you young whippersnapper! You never visit and don't even phone your poor ol' Grandpa Kiryuu! Why, back in my day we had more respect for my elders and..." The cyborg trailed off as he spotted Miki. "Why, hello there youngin'. I'm Kiryuu... most call me Gramps though."

Miki gave him a smile and a nod. "Hello, Grandpa Kiryuu. I'm Miki, Saegusa Miki."

As the kaiju that was carrying her grumbled, he yelped again as the cane came back down. "HEY!"

The elder just wagged a finger at him. "You could learn a thing or two about respect from her, Gojira! Why, she's the most respectful that I have met in a long time and back in my day..." As he trailed off into a story, Miki smirked as she watched Godzilla get his with the cane again and again before another teenaged human girl came out and grasped Kiryuu by the arm. "Hmm? Oh, hello Akane..."

She just smiled at him before she glared at Godzilla who had been rubbing the bumps on his head. "Its okay, Grandpa Kiryuu." She then spotted Miki and after some introductions, nodded. "Did the great galout here tell you where he was going?"

Miki frowned a little. "To someone named Mothra I think..."

After a moment, Akane smiled. "That's good then, Mothra's a good sort unlike that brother of hers..." She then glared at the three teenaged kaiju. "Or this bunch." The human teen then looked at her. "She'll fix you up so well, you'll be wondering if you were ever hurt." She then patted Kiryuu's arm as she slowly led him away. "Come now, Grandpa Kiryuu... it's time for your polishing..."

He just nodded. "I like polishing... Why, back in the day I remember..."

As they turned a corner, Miki looked at Godzilla. "Who was that?"

Godzilla just grumbled as he looked at the sky. "My crazy, senile grandfather. Died in a fight decades ago and some crazy human scientists dug him up and stuck his bones in there..." He then chuckled. "He woke up and thrashed them nice for it..." He then grimaced. "But he keeps going on and on about how back in his day and stuff..."
 
Chojomeka said:
Imma subscribe to this just for the pure mind fuck that it will cause amongst SB. :D
Okay I just had a weird visual glitch, where Your avatar was my avatar. THAT was a mind fuck. This, not really a mind fuck. Least not to me. Just a flat wat moment.. BUT i can say this. King Ghidorah is going to be hilarious in this one, if he is in this one.
 
AkumaOuja said:
Goddammit Harry! This was a bad idea even as a joke dammit! Someone get me a goddamn Jaegerbomb, and then a Jaeger, I need to gut a Kaiju with a monocle and hat!
Well, you keep accusing me of murdering your childhood so...

Besides, no worse then my "Godzilla and Gamera pull a Michigan Frog with Miki" skit.
TheOtherSandman said:
Crotchety Grandpa Mechagodzilla?

FUCK YES.
Among others, yes.
Chojomeka said:
Imma subscribe to this just for the pure mind fuck that it will cause amongst SB. :D

"You see children, it's all in how one does it."
Image said:
Oh shit I think I'm dying here. So much crack!
Harry if you kill me I will haunt you!:mad:
And even more is coming down the pipe...
Chojomeka said:
Ghidorah's going to be the Tsundere in this fic....enjoy. :D
And don't forget shy, but bubbly Biollante!
 
TheOtherSandman said:
Ooo!
Have one head be Dere, one head be Tsun, and the third one be the Reasonable one.
Not quite...
Harry Leferts said:
As he looked at the middle, metal head of Mecha-King Ghidorah, Godzilla deadpanned. "[You know, I'm going to miss that crazy middle head of yours.]" The two organic heads waited for the other shoe to drop. "[Oh yes, I'm going to miss her like I do the sea louse that gather on my skin.]" He then noticed the two normal heads sharing a look. "[... What is it?]"

One of them cleared it's throat. "[Er... you <i]do[/i] realize that we Ghidorah can regenerate from just a few scales, right? So her being blasted off...>"

Godzilla blinked and was about to say something when he was kicked in the back and sent flying. As the King of Monsters got up, he turned to see a larger King Ghidorah look at him. "[Lo-look, I'm sorry for taking so long. It's not like I miss-missed you or anything!]"

The head to the left nodded. "[Ye-yeah! It's not like we enjoy being around you!]"

Then the right head looked away. "[Ri-right! Whenever you grapple us, it's not like it feels good... your arms around us... Er, I <i]hate that!>[/i]" It nodded as did the other two. "[Your big, strong...]"

As it went on, Godzilla just stared as Mecha-King Ghidorah walked up and patted him on the back. "[Good luck... you're going to need it...]"
 
As they reached the outside stariwell heading up the apartment building, Rodan smirked. "Well, we're nearly there..."

Godzilla nodded with a sigh. "Finally, I'm tired of carrying this girl everywhere."

For her part, Miki gritted her teeth. "Being carried by you like a sack of potatoes is not exactly comfortable either...." She then narrowed her eyes as his comment registered and she growled. "Did you just call me fat..."

The reptilian kaiju's eyes widened as he looked toward his friends for help. Anguirus just snickered. "Well, aren't you going to answer her?"

As his eyebrows twitched, Godzilla snarled at him as he mouthed the word 'Traitor'. Suddenly, he brightened. "Mr. Martin!"

With a frown, the elderly man on the stairwell looked up. "Ah, Godzilla. How are you today..." His frown then deepened. "And why do you have a girl slung over your shoulders..."

With a wince, the kaiju rubbed the back of his head with his free hand. "Ah, well... she hurt her ankle so we're taking her to Mothra." He then snapped his fingers as Miki hit her fist against one of his spines. "Her name is Miki Saegusa by the way."

Steve Martin raised an eyebrow and nodded. "Right, the new transfer student."

As he looked between the two, Rodan raised an eyebrow. "Wait, she's transfering to our school?"

While the elderly man nodded, Miki tried to look at him. "Um... Mr. Martin? What classes do you teach...?"

He just chuckled a bit. "I pull dual duty as both the English teacher and the Journalism teacher." Martin then stepped off the bottom stair and patted Godzilla on the shoulder as he walked past. "Well then, I'll just leave this in your capable hands." As the group walked up, Miki just grumbled and pouted. Suddenly, Steve Martin poked his head into view from below. "By the way, Godzilla. The way that you have her? You do realize that with one stiff breeze you'll likely see something that Miss Saegusa likely wouldn't want you to due to her wearing a skirt and with how drafty the stairwell is..."

Godzilla looked down as the teacher vanished before he looked toward Miki as he scratched his head. "What is he talking about..."

And at that moment a white blur that the three kaiju recognized as Balkzardan zoomed past, a windy backlash behind her. "HEYGUYSHOWYOUDOINGOHAHUMANTHAT'SCOOLOKAYSEEYOUBYE!"

As he blinked away the dust in his eyes, Godzilla noticed something. "Ah... so that was what teach meant..."

Miki's face just went red as she knew what had just happened. "YOU PERVERT!"

While Godzilla grunted and shouted as he tried to verbally stop her as the human hit him, Rodan grinned. "Oh, she's feisty... and going to our school..."

Anguirus grinned himself. "Yeah... we should carry around some popcorn with us..." He then chuckled. "We're not going to be hurting for entertainment this year, that's for sure..."
 
SAMAS said:
I'm now imagining the Ultramen as being from a rival school.
The ultramen are probably a rival schools football team. And Godzilla is probably captain of this school's football team.
Wait, Make that basketball.
 
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