I presume that we're talking about "Kingdom Level Things" there as opposed to just the regional get-together that this was, right?

Still, yeesh, that's wild. I presume that passing both of those particular Rites of Passage is a major dividing line in Orthstirr Cultivation? (As opposed to Odr Cultivation anyway).

Still, now that we're officially on a Hero Quest now, chances are that things might escalate. There's going to be lots of Big Shit on the table from here until the Quest is resolved, one way or another, and we need to be ready for it.
 
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A sword that does this (not from sharpness, mind you, this test here was entirely the strength of Gram. The sharpness test comes later)

Holy shit. I take back every negative thought about the Sword and Horse thing.

Edit: I feel like the depopulation of an ENTIRE JARLDOM is a pretty big deal. If so I kinda feel bad about being in a fued with Hasvir's (old dead one) line ... Barring that fucker Horra. Seriously fuck that guy. Also still salty about Logi (we should tell him the kenning thing if he hasn't realized it.)
 
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Random crafting note, since we're talking crafting: Forgefire does just add its dice to crafting, no Trick necessary. We still want a Trick or three obviously, but it's nice even without them.
 
Interestingly enough, this isn't entirely true.

While I've abstracted it a bit for this quest, a farmhand would not be expected to do things like pile manure or things like that. He gets paid a wage and even that can be an insult depending on the job that is done.

A farmhand has higher standing than a shepherd (who is someone who receives only room and board, not wages like a farmhand). The shepherd would pile the manure, the farmhand wouldn't. And, if there were thralls, the thralls would (generally) be doing the less desirable tasks.

It was straight up illegal to assign farmhands demeaning jobs like watching the sheep.

Now, obviously this is a bit different for the Quest (because I forgot, lmao) but yeah.
Still, the basic logic applies.

If you somehow get a robot strawman on your farm who will perform basic manual labor, you assign the strawman to the second-lowest position on the farm occupied by humanoids (above whichever thrall pissed you off that week, but below all the other thralls). The strawman now does thrall-work, which frees up thrall-hours to do more thrall-work, which means the dividing line between "this shit is thrall-work" and "this is farmhand-work" can slide slightly upwards and the farmhands concentrate on doing more of those high-prestige tasks so that the farm as a whole accomplishes more.

It's complicated, but it's basically just "managing everyone's hours, Norse edition" with extra paranormal crap.

...

The hell kind of thing is it that Horse and Sword is more valuable than Ship and Sail?

Unless we're talking about some wild ass shit in both events.
Maybe it's a matter of degree. Or that if you're very rich and high-status and expect someone to go on a quest for you, you're expected to pony up something more valuable than an actual pony. Because going "I will pay you, hero, to perform this noble quest" while keeping your orthstirr implies that this is a problem you could totally sort out by headbutting it personally but have some valid reason not to go for, and you (being a badass) regret not having the opportunity to deal with it yourself.

The wealth you have to sacrifice to adequately convey how much it sucks that you're not able to go personally suplex that zombie elephant and are instead hiring another badass to do it for you... probably scales somewhat with just how rich you, yourself, are. And just how high your reputation is for performing other related tasks such as suplexing gorillas, rhinoceroses, and sharks.
 
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"Alright, listen," Logi holds up his hands as Dorri scoffs, "I can explain."
Good explanation, but my guy. You goofed.

No, ya know what, you didn't just goof. You gave that shit the House of Mouse special. Disney is on their way right now to copy protect that omega-class whoopsie doodle of a goof you just did. I can hear that rat bastard necromancer making YAAAAHOOHOOHOOEY sounds over the pot of jelly you turned his son into.

Logi. The fuck.
 
I don't think the quest would have come up, on account of Horra probably being stabbed to death the moment he left the Thing.
 
The air grows heavy with power as Weight sets the chains to rattling. Dorri rises to his feet, the tension in the air rising with him. The fire flickers wildly before the pressure extinguishes it. A light trail of smoke floats up as it casts the room into a murky darkness.

"Halla Longstride, I offer you Ship and Sail to take this quest."
He looks directly at Logi.

"And it's coming out of your paycheck."
 
I presume that we're talking about "Kingdom Level Things" there as opposed to just the regional get-together that this was, right?

Still, yeesh, that's wild. I presume that passing both of those particular Rites of Passage is a major dividing line in Orthstirr Cultivation? (As opposed to Odr Cultivation anyway).

Still, now that we're officially on a Hero Quest now, chances are that things might escalate. There's going to be lots of Big Shit on the table from here until the Quest is resolved, one way or another, and we need to be ready for it.
Hopefully we can catch things and avoid too much involuntary escalation for now.
Looking at the stuff we didn't do yet because "we are about to fight Horra, need to play it safe!" and the fact we will unlock Seidr once Horra is wormfodder. (A (presumably) VERY interesting time sink for Halla)
 
Holy shit. I take back every negative thought about the Sword and Horse thing
Yeah. That's the Sword. As for the Horse? At this point in time, a properly armored warhorse was essentially a Main Battle Tank. With cultivator BS, I'd imagine a Christian Hero on his horse could quite literally charge straight through most defenses (shield walls, regular walls, etc.) before even drawing the damn Sword.
 
So next turn, I'm guessing we round up our posse, and burn Harra's workshop down?

No waiting for next turn, we're doing this right NOW.

-[X] (Battle) Go and attack somewhere...
--[X] Go try and catch Horra while he's away from a place of immunity
--[X] Specifically, we're going to his Sanctum, and dealing with the inhabitants. If he's there, great, if not we still dealt with them.
--[X] As quickly as possible.
--[X] Steinarr is definitely coming this time. We'll ask other scary people (Halfdan, maybe?) to watch the homefront. I mean...if Horra's there he deserves the kill.
--[X] Lie in wait for Horra for a while after dealing with the Draugr hoping to catch him coming here.
 
"Halla Longstride, the talk of the town."
..How much of our Orthsirr was '''winning'''' the court case and how much was everyone talking about Halla in the context of Drysalt?
"You're telling me," Dorri's eye twitches, "that there was evidence that could've gotten Horra not only fully outlawed, but actively hunted down?"
It's okay, we've got a blood feud going mon
Well, like five blood feuds and counting, really

(Solrun, Steinarr+Family, Harald Wolfwind, Haklangr's Bro, Elephant Merchant)
"You know the stories, but neither you nor your families were there."
Why didn't we hear the stories..

..Maybe we should spend some time getting to know the people of the valley enough to hear their stories.
"Is Havir...?" You trail off as Dorri and Logi blink, seemingly having forgotten your presence.

"Horra's father?" Logi nods. "Yeah, yeah he was."

'He was a good man, one that did not deserve the end I gave him.'
Do they know?

Also... Solrun, the fuck? You sicced Blackhand on the fucking hero of your valley?

...I don't want to think about this.
"Halla Longstride, I offer you Ship and Sail to take this quest."
Permission to kill Horra Hasvirshame: Get!
 
Why didn't we hear the stories..

..Maybe we should spend some time getting to know the people of the valley enough to hear their stories.

We've gotten to know almost all our neighbors quite well. The issue is that we apparently live in the immigrant neighborhood where people don't know this one.


Probably. I doubt Horra was shy about spreading it around.

Also... Solrun, the fuck? You sicced Blackhand on the fucking hero of your valley?

He killed her father. Regardless of the rights or wrongs that's gonna leave a mark. Something to bear in mind regarding Horra's kids going forward. Though hopefully they're a bit less fondly disposed towards him (he struck me as a not-great parent, though he did clearly love his son).
 
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