clearly the girl actually is Myoz, but a young Myoz summoned though TIME ITSELF! and Henry couldn't recognize her.

This is the only senseable theory the rest of you are just crazy.

... I don't know which is worse; This theory, or the fact that, in context, this theory is entirely plausible.

Also, the main thing that everyone's pointing out is that Mallard is french for Duck, and the pronunciation of "Anne" sounds like "Un" "Un Mallard" "One Duck."

Wait, Mallard is French for duck?

Huh. Damn, English's pickpocket skill must be sky-high by this point...
 
English is the language which hits other languages in the back of the head with a brick in a dark alley, then goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
 
So... now that he for the first time in, what? 18 years has someone who he can talk modern with, will he? 18 years is a long time to curbs a desire but then again I would be unbearably curious about WHEN she is from and just what has happened between the his, for lack of a better word, "transfer" and her arrival.
 
"Excuse me, but I demand for that low-born commoner wearing scandalous clothes to be beheaded at once! Not only did she injure my Henry, but she insulted him and called him a creep! That ******* *****!"

- Isabella's rant when she finds out what happened.
Considering this:
Nope. It's late here and I've spent most of the day going 'round doing stuff.
"And getting that head healer while you are at it, for sassing my husband."
 
... I don't know which is worse; This theory, or the fact that, in context, this theory is entirely plausible.
Eh, at least Sheffield would have been a controllable factor - ultimately she just wanted to be loved by Joseph, and she was good at being the Mind of God. This new OC(?) that may as well be female European Saito at first glance though, yeah it'd derail canon further than Shade's existence in ZnT - at least Henry was somewhat following the rails/events while changing them, instead of making new events like the new OC would likely cause. Finally time for things to go wrong? (I wouldn't know, this is only the 2nd story by Shade I follow, I have no idea how accurate the memes/tags of this story are.)
 
Also, the main thing that everyone's pointing out is that Mallard is french for Duck, and the pronunciation of "Anne" sounds like "Un" "Un Mallard" "One Duck."

U_U

I am truly the wisest of men, creating such original names. :V
Mallard is actually the English form of the word. It is derived from the Old French word mallart, which is itself derived from the Latin mallardus. The irony here is that it is the masculine form of the word, and Anne clearly would not be described as male :rolleyes:

I assume you made her French because that is the language spoken in Halkeginia. If you wanted that included in the pun then Anna's last name should be Mallart (or Malart), not Mallard.
 
*sighs*

The awesome thing about reading a Shadefic is that every time you go and do something else, there's a new chapter waiting to be read.

The unfortunate thing about reading a Shadefic is that every time you get back from doing something else, there's a new chapter to read.
 
English is the language which hits other languages in the back of the head with a brick in a dark alley, then goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

Actually English picked up Mallard when French nobility ruled the country.

And she's not the first Mallard to step through a portal, there was a TV series some time back with a Quinn Mallory!

Edit: Oops! Don't know why I thought Mallory was Mallard.
 
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Hey. That's interesting. The 100th Chapter coincides with complete, total canon-derailment.

Still though, Henry is going to have to work hard to get Anne through this very, rough patch in her life. Hell, she does not even have the Academy as a smokescreen like Saito did.

Actually, being not-that familiar (heh) with ZnT, what are the abilities of the Mind of God?
 
Well...shit.

You just can't help but feel this girl will fuck things up without even trying.

Then again, she may just be a smart individual who can work under press-

Yeah, can't even finish that.
 
Hey. That's interesting. The 100th Chapter coincides with complete, total canon-derailment.

Still though, Henry is going to have to work hard to get Anne through this very, rough patch in her life. Hell, she does not even have the Academy as a smokescreen like Saito did.

Actually, being not-that familiar (heh) with ZnT, what are the abilities of the Mind of God?


She can use any magic items, be it Elven, Human, or spirit forged (activate and deactivate them with a thought) Canon Mioz had a ton of magic artifacts so she could somehow combat enemies and avoid getting killed.

For example, She could easily feel the magic on the cross Josette used to change her appearance and turn it off from a distance.

Same for the one Tiffania is using. She could also feel Tiffanias mother ring and use it herself as well.
 
You can even be Karin the Heavy Wind, but if you can't see the bullet coming for your head then your brains are going to go kablow. Well, mostly. I had snipers, but I didn't have sniper rifles. So it was mostly half a dozen of bullets that made the shaman bleed like a bag of blood on the ground, which he was.
Oh come now, you should know the basics of how modern guns worked. Make your men the most advanced bastards there are, even if things wont be mass produced a head shot from a sniper is worth more than a line of shooters... kinda.
"Henry," Joseph said most seriously, "This or that doesn't matter. If you don't stop calling me your Holiness, I will take your marshal baton and find it a new resting place up your ass."
Well at least he is handling it well. So thats good... and it isnt the other lady.
"Eh?" she said, blinking and standing to sit up straightforwardly, "Is this a prank? No, listen here-I don't do candid cameras, they're annoying-" I blinked. I stared. I had, admittedly, not taken a good look at her clothes because they were scandalous to say the least, but she had been wearing what looked like a cross-shaped piece of white cloth that covered her breasts, and a really short skirt leaving her belly-button in plain sight. The earrings around her earlobes were big enough to fit a fist through it, and as her words filtered in, it clicked to me just where she had come from
But... on the downside she is from earth, around disco era or modern... damn, sucks for her.

Now that this has happened though we get to see just how much 'Henry' has changed. Also im interested in seeing if he will reveal he from earth as well, thatd be... and interestimg conversation.
 
Since we don't have a real describtion of the girl in general, I just assume a fusion of literal EVERY girl in existence ever.
Either that, or Henry is so drunk that he doesn't realize he is looked at a muscular magical girl. Because unreliable narrator and all that jazz.
Then suddenly, it was actually mil-tan who was summoned. And Halk knew terror.
It exists, try looking up Mahou Shoujo Pretty Bell. The main character is a body builder who takes the magical girl's transformation wand and does the transformation himself so the young girl doesn't have to fight. (Warning: contains big muscular man in a magical girl outfit that is too small and flexes to use his magical attacks.) Of course the real magical girl ends up transforming later on and turns out to be stupidly overpowered.
 
...well, Joseph did ask for someone as useless as him. Though I didn't think the summoning would have taken that so literally. Hopefully it didn't, because watching someone who is a fool does kinda make me cringe in that oh-god-why-is-she-so-stupid manner.
 
...Maybe she will be easier to watch than Subaru?
If it would enable this fic to reach the heights of Re:Zero, she can be even more annoying.

Maybe her table-fu will be as good as his, all of Joseph's enemies would be as good as dead then.
Hopefully it didn't, because watching someone who is a fool does kinda make me cringe in that oh-god-why-is-she-so-stupid manner.
This. I fucking hate those types.

The only worse ones are the ones like Shinji and the MC of Battle Royal.
 
Joseph asked for a familiar as useless as him. But with the void, he isn't entirely useless, just useless at everything outside of his specialty. So what is this girl hyper-competent in?
 
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