No Rest for the Wicked
You, in a word, are dead. Which, much to your consternation, seems to involve being stuck in some place that looks an awful lot like feudal Japan. You yourself are wearing ragged clothing that looks appropriate for the era, and woke up in the backyard of a primitive house.
You pause for a second, to take in the fact that you remember nothing about your life beyond waking up here yet somehow also know what feudal Japan is. You also distinctly remember that the world was significantly
less backwards, but hey - an afterlife is better than no afterlife.
The sky above looks dark with rain, so you decide that perhaps a good first move would be to acquire shelter. You get up, your movements possessed of a slick grace. Which is neat, but since you seem to be stuck without cool ghostly powers, you'll have to knock.
You do so, and soon an old man came to the door - wait, could you get old in the afterlife, or was he just old when he died?
"Hello, young miss. New arrival, eh?" he asks, and you nod. "Well, come on in then. I've got a fire going, and it looks like a mighty bad storm's on it's way." the man continues, and you step inside his meager home. It's warm in here, the comforting kind of warm, and you notice that he was halfway through making a pot of tea.
"Mind if I bother you for some tea?" you say, slipping off your battered shoes and warming your hands by the fire.
"Not at all, not at all. Really, you're much politer than most of the people here..." he mutters, going over to the warming water. At the mention of politeness, you feel your cheeks redden. You haven't even asked the old man his name, or given your own. Which would be because you don't remember it, but still.
"Ah, what can I call you?" You ask, somewhat awkwardly. He turns, carrying a simple tray laden with a teapot and a pair of cups.
"Why, you are a polite one." he says, pouring the tea. "None of us can remember much, you know. Round here, they call me all sorts of things, but between you and me I think my name when I was alive was Shiro." the man says, a smile on his face. "What about you, then? Can you remember anything about the world of the living?" the man asks, as you take your first sip of tea. It warms your throat with a comforting, simple grace.
"Well, I know that the afterlife seems to be a bit, uh, behind the times." You say, putting your tea back on the low table the two of you are sitting around. It's funny, when you think about it. You vividly remember the world you left, yet nothing about your place in it. You can hear the rush of a steam engine, the roar of an aeroplane's propellers and the awe-inspiring sight of a skyscraper but you can't even remember your name. Or, as you realise in an alarming moment, what you look like.
"Just realised that you can't remember what you like?" he asks, and you nod sheepishly. "Well, I ain't got a mirror, but there's a pond down the road. Finish your tea and go look, then we'll talk some more."
You do that, savouring the warmth of the tea and the comfortable silence. Soon enough you've finished the small cup he'd poured you, and as you place the rough piece of pottery down and head back for your shoes, you smile. Maybe the afterlife wasn't half bad.
Shiro's house rests on a small street, with other hodge-podge houses leaning up against one another. You see the pond at the end of the street, an island of green and blue in a sea of brown houses. Nobody else is outside, and you peer inquisitively over the pond. Your own reflection stares back at you.
You're tall, which is the first thing you notice. Your hair is brown, and around shoulder length. Your eyes - well they're just plain odd. You're fairly certain that you didn't have purple eyes when you were alive. But they were striking, in their own way, and you smiled. You look around twenty years old, you conclude, and turn around to go back the way you came.
Shiro isn't alone in his house. A pair of men - boys, really, carrying wooden blades and wearing blue and white robes stood in the doorframe.
"You're late with your payments again, old man." the taller one, who couldn't be older than sixteen, said. You felt your fists tense, and flashes of long-forgotten battles occupy your mind.
"Hey, dickwad." you say, and as the robed boy turns in suprise you headbut him, right on the nose. He goes stumbling backwards, blood flowing from his face. He drops his wooden blade, and you pick it up.
"Who the fuck are you, lady!" the unharmed one shouts, and takes a swing at you as he does so. You move with reflexes you didn't know you had, and your wooden sword smacks into your attackers. You take advantage of his suprise, and you punch him in the face. He stumbles back, and you slam your wooden blade into his stomach. He collpases, and his buddy drags him off whilst clutching at his own nose.
"That was certianly impressive." Shiro says, smiling.
"Not bad for someone who just died, eh?" You say, as Shiro's smile fades.
"Still, you should not stay here. Those two have friends who carry steel, not wood."
"I can tak-" you begin, but Shiro cuts you off.
"Not these men. But you have power. There's no need for you to stay in this place - in Rukongai. Go to the west, and you will find the Seireitei, where the nobles and shinigami live. Ask to take the test to enter the Academey, and you will be accepted." Shiro explains. Still stunned at the fact that you're dead, you nod. The two of you say your goodbyes, and you head west.
It's only later that you reliase that you never told Shiro your name.
The walk westwards is long, and you sleep in half a dozen different alleyways before you're done. Still, nobody tries anything. The sword you're carrying seems to be capable of scaring the residents of Rukongai ito submission, despite being made of wood.
The gates of Seireitei are huge. A man, dressed in black robes with a katana sheathed at his side, sits behind a stall. A gaggle of people in robes simmilar to the ones the two guys you beat up were wearing stand behind him, and there's a huge line to see him. The sign above the stall says 'Spiritual Academey Admissions'. This must be the place. You get in line.
You quickly find out that most people are being turned away, and going by the utterly
scintillating conversation you're hearing, you're not surprised. Eventually, after about an hour, it's your turn.
"Please place your finger here." the man says, in a bored voice. Only two others have been asked to stay, and everybody else has failed at this test. He presents a curved, beeping device with a finger-tip shaped imprint to you. You place your finger on it, and it beeps very loudly indeed. "Well, fuck me. One of you yokels act-" he said, then narrowed his eyes at your sword. "Where'd you get that?" he asked.
"I found it by the side of the road.' you say blithely, and laugh internally at his expression. The guy seems like an older version of the two assholes you beat up earlier, so admiting to it was looking to be a dumb move.
"Well, give it here. It's academey property." he says, and you comply. "Name?"
You'd given this a great deal of thoguht, over your long journey. You still have no idea what your old name was, but what the hell it was probably shit anyway. You decide that you're gonna be known as...
[x] Write In
"Get with the other recruits." He says, gesturing to the people behind him. You do that, sauntering on over to face your classmates. You're not sure what you're gonna be learning, or about much of anything yet, but so long as nobody else realises that it's okay.
[x] Mingle with the new recruits, displaying your affable personality.
[x] Remain aloof, showing how cool and badass you are.
[x] Say 'Since when were you under the impression you weren't under the control of my zanpaktou?'. Then stab the reader.
This quest happened because I re-read the Shinigami academy-quest by
@NSMS - and when I realised he hadn't updated it in awhile (not that I'd
ever do that) I was sad. So I decided to write a quest with a similar base premise.