Most theologists, spiritualists, and religious folk don't exactly like talking about the cosmic hierarchy
Cause it is too long and weird
(Take this with a grain of salt, or just a whole pound)
Basic Cosmic Hierarchy
Lower Beings
- Humans
- Martians
- Those killer alien robot cultists on Saturn's rings
- Neanderthals
- Bacteria
- Trees
- Stuff like this
The Lower Gods
- Tulpa Gods: Born unintentionally from the minds of many beings
- Artificial Gods: Built from either magical and or technological means
- Unnatural Gods: Like tumours in reality, flaws in the universe that have grasped wills and power of their own, the most notable example being Carlos The Creepy Cat
- Gods Ascended: Lower beings that brought themselves up to the level of a god
Folk Of The Cosmic Court
- The Mathematical-Orchestra: 2-Dimensional beings which manipulate mathematics with the vibrations from the many oral orifices located across their bodies, can divide planets by 0 to annihilate them
- The Dukes Of Death: A group comprised of extremely powerful ghosts of people that commited suicide, fought their way too a position in the Court during the 1920s, youngest part of the hierarchy but certainly not the weakest, abilities are basic ghost stuff turned up a metric fuck ton in intensity combined with unique abilities based off their suicide methods and the reasons for them
- DOGS: Turns out all dogs and all similar creatures are part of one great spiritual being called DOGS, and each one is just a piece of its power being reincarnated then brought back to the fold, DOGS is the goodest boy/girl of the Cosmic Court
- The Mystery Man: Was supposed to be the most popular hero in the entire setting, but got scrapped for being a bit too campy with their whole Noir Detective theme so they were rejected, and repurposed into the sheriff of the Cosmic Courts, sorting out problems that affect the laws of reality, incredibly powerful, but these powers mainly manifest as Noir tropes, also he doesn't stop monologuing
- Spectra: Goddess of emotion, rainbow coloured and accompanied by a cult of eldritch musicians playing heartstring lyres, she is a fan of patterns without meaning nor purpose, lives in the Fortress Of Faces at the edge of the universe
- Facefaceface: A giant smiling head that appears around corners, very powerful and has participated and was a great strategic asset in multiple divine wars, a bastard child of Garganto with a mischievous side, and a desire
The Big Boys
- The Devil: Looks like a monochrome cartoon child, with a pair of devil horns, pie-cut eyes, and a pointed tail, genderless but is okay with any pronouns you give them, cruelty, greed, and evil is of course unisex, they manage the realms of suffering where their demonic hordes lurk, great manipulator, great liar, convinced almost everyone they were actually red and handsome
- Garganto: Consumes dimensions and flaws in the universe on the regular, considers himself a gourmet, turns out aspects of reality have tastes, the concept of Hitler's twin brother Udolf tasted like licorice, aka the guy Mystery Man feeds offenders of the laws of reality to
- Yoko: Actually is a very scary Yakuza boss from earth, but they intimidated their way up the cosmic ladder by accident, doesn't even know there is a chair in the big boy meeting room with her name on it, the others were just scared she might shoot them or something
- Infinax: The loop deity, a being born from an infinite time loop, their power effectively endless, they live in the Hallway-That-Doesn't-Stop somewhere in the 89875932047th Galactic Quadrant, mostly just messes with people in trippy ways
- Kyu-Neu The Blade Goddess: Giant woman in white robes wearing a pallid mask, wields a katana and is almost always seen kneeling, she was formerly part of an ancient pantheon that fell out of favour, she had killed and consumed her fellow gods to reach her position, the mask is to hide the curses they gave her during their final breaths
- Blue-Star: Most powerful of the big boys, grants wishes for no apparent reason and with no apparent pattern, just wanders, sometimes it reveals itself to someone and grants their wish, mindless but powerful, also has been there since the beginning