[X] "Oh come now Fair Lady, you of all beings should know names have power. I am someone who loves and is loved by the night."
[X] Criptic as possible.
[X] "You wish to know of me? Very well then: I am he who has mastered the mightiest of magical arts, specialist of supreme sorcery, and worker of weighty wizardry! I am a most marvelous magician of muscle, known as THE WIZARD OF PUNCH!!!"
[X] As hammy as possible.