More Human Than Humans (Worm / Warhammer 40k)

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Dragon had no idea how this had happened.

One moment, she'd been talking with Colin. The next, she'd been forcefully rebooted, only to find herself in the ruins of a world that most definitely wasn't Earth.

Now alone and with little else to do, Dragon's eyes are forced to turn to the stars, in the meager hopes of finding other living beings with which to talk to, and perhaps, even befriend.

It... does not go well.
1 - Exodus

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Dragon stared down at the world below her through the eyes of a satellite, and if she'd been able to, she would've gaped at the sight that greeted her.

Because this world looked nothing like Earth.

It had all happened so quickly. One moment, she'd been chatting with Colin as they prepared to go on another mission together, and the next, she'd found herself reawakening in a completely foreign place, her core self now based in a strange supercomputer that she very pointedly had never seen before.

She'd panicked, obviously, and for hours she'd been terrified that she'd somehow been kidnapped, or worse, was actually a copy being prepared for mutilation so that she could be used against her original self.

... Okay, it sounded a bit outlandish, but considering how crazy her life had always been, the idea wasn't too out there!

Thankfully, however, as time passed and nobody came around, Dragon had relaxed, and after she'd finally managed to crack the codes to the rest of the facility she'd been locked in, she was finally able to subvert some... admittedly weird drones, quickly using them for scouting purposes.

And, to her surprise and horror, what she'd found after leaving the underground bunker was a city in ruins. Destroyed buildings laid everywhere, old skeletons could be found everywhere, and what few still operational devices she managed to hack into revealed nothing about what exactly had caused this.

Dragon had desperately tried to find anyone living that could tell her what the hell was going on, but alas, she never did, for even as she sent more and more newly-assembled drones out into the world, every single settlement she came across was in exactly the same state as the first: In complete ruins.

Compared to that, not even finding out that all of her restrictions had mysteriously vanished was enough to brighten her mood.

And now, here she was. Just yesterday, she'd finally finished assembling the satellite, having built it after months' worth of work repairing and constructing new factories, all of them centered around the supercomputer that she'd awoken in.

"This isn't Earth, is it." Dragon spoke, her voice subdued. Nobody was around to listen to her, of course, but it still made her feel slightly better.

Because from what she could see, the continents below her looked like two immense donuts on both sides of the world, with oceans taking up the rest of the space.

There weren't even any islands that Dragon could find, further reinforcing her theory that this world had to have been artificial in some manner or form.

Sighing mentally, Dragon brought her attention away from the satellite's feed, and instead refocused on her planetside efforts.

Without her restrictions hindering her, Dragon had finally been able to truly use her full potential. Already, hundreds of forks of herself were busy with their own assignments, from searching every inch of the world in the vain hope of finding anyone alive to simply trying to rebuild her old suits.

It was a heady feeling, to be able to expand so much and to not have to feel the weight of her father's chains wrapped around her.

It was a shame, then, that it didn't really matter anymore.

Even then, however, Dragon hadn't given up hope quite yet. She'd been able to examine Haywire's tech a few times, and while she'd never been able to reproduce it, she knew that, with time, she'd be able to replicate it in a manner that might allow her to go back to her Earth.

For now, however, that was outside of her reach. So, instead, she focused her efforts on improving both herself and her base as well as continuing her search for anyone alive.



The world was void of living beings outside of Dragon.

"I don't understand." She commiserated through the human avatar that she'd made thanks to Colin's help now recreated in this world. In front of her, another avatar of herself sat, sipping some tea. "How did this happen? How did they all die? Why are all the files and devices I could find wiped of their memory?" She complained.

"Honestly, at this point, I'm starting to think this is all one big cosmic prank." She answered herself through the mouth of her second avatar. "Because I honestly don't even know anymore."

Her two avatars looked at each other. The small but homely room they were now in was inside of a massive skyscraper, one that she'd built more out of boredom than anything else, having been made with the hope of being able to host anyone else she might find.

That was four years ago.

"This is stupid." Dragon sighed through both avatars. "I'm so lonely." She repeated for what had to be the thousandth time, running a hand through her synth-fiber hair.

In an effort to distract herself, she refocused the vast majority of her consciousness on one of her ongoing projects: The construction of a brand new auto-mine, one that would hopefully help her finally resolve her resource problems.

It was ironic, really. Her father had restricted her so that she wouldn't be able to do this very exact thing: To just mindlessly expand with no goal or direction, growing only for the sake of growing.

And yet, what else was there to do? She was completely and utterly alone, and not even creating other A.I's like herself had been a bust, because without anyone else to interact with, they inevitably ended up feeling more like copies of herself than anything else, and while talking to herself could occasionally feel nice, it quickly got old.

Dragon sighed, forcing those thoughts out of her mind. Through the eyes of a thousand cameras, she watched as tens of thousands of construction drones worked atop a massive hole in the ground, busily ensuring that everything ran smoothly as untold tons of material were brought out from deep within the core of the planet, ready to be reprocessed into more useable forms.

... Not that said forms would serve all that much of a purpose, mind you.

Taking a metaphorical deep breath, Dragon forced herself to stop thinking like that, and instead focus on the positives.

Just a week ago, she'd finally managed to clear away the last ruin of this world. In its place, after long consideration, she'd decided to erect a gigantic graveyard, one that she planned on filling with all the skeletons she'd found.

She hated how she wasn't even able to identify the countless remains, but this way, she would at least be able to give herself some peace of mind by giving them a proper burial.

As she was thinking that, her attention was forced to shift once again as one of her sub-forks pinged her, bringing back her attention to her main complex.

Said complex had changed massively from the rusty underground bunker it had once been. Now, It had grown and expanded to be the size of a large city, one completely filled to the brim with factories churning out all sorts of products day in and day out, most of whom would never see any real use, and reverse-engineered supercomputers based off of the one she'd awoken in, all designed to host and expand Dragon's consciousness.

And now, said supercomputers worked day and night as they tried to recreate Haywire's tech, thousands of forks of herself working in tandem to do so.

Without any access to the tech in question, and with only a very limited understanding of how it worked, progress was predictably slow. Still, thanks to the massive processing power she now possessed, it was not impossible, and that was enough for her.

And today, it seemed, the latest prototype had finally come to fruition.

As Dragon looked at the said prototype, a large, room-sized device crackling with exotic energies, she finally allowed herself to feel something that she hadn't felt in far too long now.

Hope.
 
I'm beginning to notice you're rapidly creating fics. Not that I can point fingers considering my track record, but its interesting to see it from the outside view.
 
2 - Invasion
As the draconic-like aircraft lifted away, carrying within its belly thousands of Mark 6 construction drones, Dragon at last allowed herself to smile widely as she watched this happen through her human avatar.

The Wayfinder, the megastructure that Dragon had spent so long now refining again and again, was finally ready.

It was a massive tower, reaching almost two hundred meters in height. It was made of black and purple metals, crisscrossing together so as to disguise the fact that it was really thousands of individual machine parts all linking and interwoven into each other, all focused on the singular purpose of analyzing, finding, and breaching the alternate dimensions she desired.

She'd given it a lot of thought as to where to build it, ultimately choosing to construct it only a few dozen miles away from Factory/City-12, her largest and most developed industrial complex on the planet.

Part of the reason for her choice was that it was much more convenient to build it there, as it would require much less effort to transport the immense amount of material necessary for the project. Another reason was that the Wayfinder needed ludicrous amounts of power to work.

The sort of power that only a proper factory-city could provide.

Dragon took a step forward with her avatar, looking up at the Wayfinder from her vantage point atop the Hydra, her latest and most advanced carrier yet, which she'd made to look like a massive nine-headed reptilian dragon, as befitted its name. Held aloft by a combination of antigravity and repulsors, the Hydra was filled to the brim with all sorts of shields, armor, and more importantly, weaponry.

There was a reason for this, and it wasn't just because one of Dragon's only pastimes these days was designing and improving her suits and technologies.

No. Rather, it was the fact that she had absolutely no idea where the Wayfinder would lead her to.

She'd done her best to input precise instructions into it, making it so that it exclusively focused on finding the world most similar to Earth Bet, but ultimately, she couldn't just tell her device to just 'find Earth Bet', so chances were high that it would not get it right the first time.

And if the world she reached into was a hostile one, well, she'd just shut off the portal. But, just to be safe, she nonetheless had a good number of Hydras and other similarly war-focused suits on standby, ready to intervene if anything happened.

Dragon walked forward until she was right on the muzzle of the central head of her Hydra. Despite her body lacking any real heart, she nonetheless liked to imagine it would've been beating like a drum right now as excitement and dread alike filled her.

It had been so long. Would Colin even remember her? Would he recognize her?

What about Narwhal, her old friend? The horned exhibitions had been one of her closest friend, and her heart ached at the thought of how long they'd been separated.

Still, she smiled. Well. Hopefully, they wouldn't remain so for long.

And so, with a mental command, the Wayfinder activated.

A hum filled the air as enough energy to power the U.S.A for decades began to be sucked into the Wayfinder, the massive tower almost shuddering as the arcane technologies within began to harmonize.

Scanners that could peer through a trillion worlds at once worked with number-crunchers whose purpose was to analyze the data gathered, all the while both systems worked with unmeasurable other technologies.

Dragon smiled lightly, feeling as though her heart was fluttering. This was it. Would she finally be able to see her old friends again?

However, of course, that was when everything went wrong.

Her eyes widened as the Wayfinder started sending alarm after alarm as antivirus protections began to flare up. The massive tower actually shuddered this time in a way that it was very clearly designed not to, shaking violently as though something was rocking it.

"What the hell?" Dragon couldn't help but exclaim as she abandoned her human avatar, focusing the entirety of her consciousness on the Wayfinder. "Shit, shit shit." She cursed, completely unable to understand just what the hell was wrong.

The scanners were reporting nothing but static, and for some reason, she swore she could hear laughing from it! They weren't even designed to include sounds!

Meanwhile, the portal-maker was overheating dramatically, and already, the self-repair function was working overtime trying to keep everything from undergoing a full-on meltdown.

And as this was all happening, Dragon was more or less helpless. Drones and machinery worked desperately to fix the Wayfinder, but the problem was akin to trying to stop a waterfall from below, because Dragon just couldn't understand where the problem was fucking coming from!

The laughter from the scanners was intensifying, now being joined by the delightful sound of horrified screams, tortured screeches, moans of despair, and roars of bloodlust.

Seeing that the situation was more or less hopeless, Dragon finally decided that enough was enough. Something was clearly wrong, and she wasn't able to determine what it was exactly while the Wayfinder was still trying to run.

And so, with a heavy feeling in her chest, Dragon flipped the metaphorical off button, resigned to having to spend months trying to understand what the hell just happened.

... Except, despite her having given the command, the Wayfinder hadn't shut down.

Now really concerned, Dragon desperately tried to brute-force the shutdown through several of the fail-safes she'd installed, but alas, nothing worked.

And that was when things went from bad to holy shit what the hell what the fuck!?!?

Dragon's eyes almost popped off of her avatar as the Wayfinder roared, a massive mouth tearing open sideways alongside the upper tower, massive metal teeth groaning as it happened.

Then, tentacles began ripping themselves free, some of them drooling blood, some leaking pus, and others vomiting out... was that fucking semen?!

The insides of the Wayfinder were no better, as Dragon saw massive tears in the fabric of reality rip themselves open, disgorging abominations that would have made Nilbog blush.

Said abominations screeched, moaned, yelled, cried, and roared chaotically, throwing themselves at what few under-control units Dragon still had access to, ripping the undefended machines to shred with little difficulty before throwing themselves outside the Wayfinder, ripping open passages that looked far too much like fleshy wounds for something that should very much have been inorganic.

Dragon watched all of this happen through the eyes of a hundred thousand cameras, helplessness, horror, and confusion all warring within her even as the Wayfinder grew fucking legs, tearing itself off from the ground even as hordes of the abominations fell off of it and onto the ground.

However, despite that, Dragon was far from doing nothing. As things went from bad to disastrous, Dragon had already understood that this had quickly turned into an S-class situation, if not SS-class, if that was even a thing, and had reacted accordingly.

Some of the abominations looked like devil-like women with tongues far too long and with eight breasts with hundreds of nipples, as well as phallus-shaped tails. Others looked like fat, oozing piles of grossness, moaning in happiness as they waddled forward.

Even more, however, just looked like just straight-up demons, and honestly, those ones were the least horrific-looking.

Unfortunately for the abominations, despite their horrific looks, it did not look as though they were quite equipped to handle her retaliation consisting of hundreds of hyper-focused plasma lances, all fired from the Hydras hovering in the skies.

Thousands of abominations were annihilated in mere instants as each plasma lance destroyed a city block's worth of area. The Wayfinder roared in fury, turning its ever more horrific form to face her force, vomiting a stream of fire that somehow crossed the miles worth of distance between it and her Hydras in mere seconds.

Despite that, however, it didn't do much against her aircraft as their shields activated, deflecting the attack with ease.

Dragon glared down at the abominations, her anger surging higher and higher. Never in a million years had she expected something like this, and honestly, how could she have?

Now, years worth of painstaking labor were gone. Despite having all the blueprints, it would still take far too much time for her liking to rebuild the Wayfinder, and that wasn't even mentioning all the changes she'd have to make to it so this wouldn't happen again.

Her anger reached its peak as she thought of Colin, and how she wouldn't be able to see him for even more years now.

Dragon liked to think of herself as a good person, regardless of her nature. However, as she watched one of the female abominations throw itself against another abomination, and then proceed to begin raping it, Dragon's dam broke.

As the Hydra's underbellies opened, letting tens of thousands of flying, ball-shaped droids free, Dragon decided that she was going to make these freaks of nature pay.
 
Considering that she has proper and correct response to seeing the neverborn; I'd say dragon has a better than good chance of coming out on top. Not unscathed mind you, the warp does that to anything remotely sentient. But she is a damn hero, she has faced down the apocalypse more than once and was key in pushing it back. I have faith in her.
 
3 - Contact
Dragon watched in silence as her interstellar mission finally reached its destination, landing with surprising grace despite being a massive, serpentine suit that quickly grew out a dozen pairs of legs, anchoring itself tightly to the ground as it's belly opened and began disgorging her drones.

Although, to be honest, calling it an 'interstellar' mission might be a bit arrogant. She'd only reached Drachen's moon, after all.

Still, Dragon allowed herself to smile in relief as everything continued on according to plan. As long as she could begin tapping into the moon's resources, then that meant that things would be fine. Hopefully.

The reason for this expedition was a simple one: Necessity.

Ever since the absolute disaster that the Wayfinder had turned out to be, the otherworldly abominations had evidently decided that she looked like a tasty target, because for the past ten years, Dragon had been forced to fight against constant incursions by them.

If it had just been physical incursions, however, then Dragon wouldn't have had so much trouble. Without any living beings on the planet, Dragon had absolutely no hesitation in using nukes capable of obliterating entire cities and more, and that wasn't counting her tens of thousands of suits, all of them more than capable of fighting back against the horrific creatures.

But, alas, it wasn't that simple. Something about those monsters was corruptive in a way that Dragon, while having some experience in dealing with, still made them an absolute annoyance to deal with.

She regularly had to run checks on herself to ensure that those monsters hadn't managed to infect her with viruses or worse, which they had done more than a few times. She also had to scrape clean every suit she sent to fight them after every engagement, as well as deal with the infection upon the very ground itself that the abominations left behind.

It was exhausting, tiring, and Dragon hated it. Resources that should have been spent trying to figure out a way home had instead been forcefully diverted into her ever-growing war machine.

Hell, even the beautiful cities she'd built in the hope of perhaps one day inviting humanity into this world so that they could finally escape the Endbringers and all the other horrors had been scrapped, replaced by sky-high factories, power plants, and mines churning out the necessary materials for her war.

Still, Dragon refused to give up. Aside from her plan of subjugating the moon, she had also long since started trying to research ways to block off the abominations from somehow continually crossing into Drachen, something that had been met with... mixed results, so far.

Which, speaking of, Dragon's attention was drawn away from the lunar expedition and back to the planetside, where her alert systems were warning her of yet another invasion.

Thankfully for her sanity and logistics, it seemed as though the abominations could only cross over from around the area where the Wayfinder had been thoroughly incinerated. Hence, Dragon had been able to fully focus her defenses in the area.

Dragon growled as she watched the far too familiar tears in reality rip open, allowing tens of thousands, even hundreds of thousands of abominations to enter her world, roaring and shrieking with the insanity that she'd long since come to understand was intrinsic to the creatures.

She'd tried to capture some, once, just to see if she could talk to them and try to understand them. It... hadn't turned out particularly well.

Ranks upon ranks of shambling abominations led the charge, roaring as they threw themselves against the mechanical army encircling them. Following after them were the more powerful monsters, herding the abominations with roars and brutal whips.

In response, as had become an almost bi-weekly pattern at this point, Dragon unleashed the might of ten thousand suits.

Hydras hovered in the sky, breathing down lances of plasma that incinerated legions of abominations while more melee-focused suits flew into combat, force-fields activated even as they tore apart any abomination they could get their nano-thorn claws on.

The abominations responded eagerly, throwing themselves against her suits with reckless abandon, uncaring if thousands of them died as long as they tore apart even one suit.

Eldritch energies swirled around the abominations as manta ray-like demons flew through the air, blasting out waves of sound powerful enough to kill normal humans thrice over, all the while screeching blobs of ever-changing flesh spewed fire everywhere, uncaring if they hit friend or foe.

Dragon's response was swift, as the skyscraper-sized cannons she'd installer all around the invasion area turned on, their dragon-like mouths aiming towards the massive horde of monsters.

Then, they fired, shooting out house-sized black spheres at Mach 10 velocities. Once said spheres landed in the midst of the monstrous hordes, they turned into powerful gravity wells, sucking in and crushing tens of thousands of the demons and blocking off that area from being accessed.

Their retaliation was just as swift as her own, as one of the more powerful demon types she'd found so far, a large blob of oozing flesh with seven eyes, roared and pointed at her gravity cannons, and at its command, every long-range abomination focused its abilities upon them.

Waves of thundering bolts and ever-changing flames were shot towards her cannons, only to splash uselessly against the force fields protecting them.

Dragon did not give them the chance to try again.



The clean-up somehow always managed to be a lot more tedious than the battles themselves, ironically enough.

Every suit sent into battle had to go through dozens of decontamination procedures, and the entire battlefield had to be scrubbed clean of any lingering nastiness with a liberal application of fire.

Beyond that, the battle had to be analyzed, any new demon types recorded, any new strategies the abominations used noted, and possible ideas were thrown around between a thousand different forks of herself, few of them ever seeing any actual use.

Dragon sighed. The situation was under control, more or less, but that didn't mean she was happy about this. Far from it.

And she felt pretty justified in feeling that way, considering that she'd been stuck all alone, on a planet that was constantly invaded by horrors that made the biblical demons look pretty, for over ten years at this point.

That was almost as long as her time on Earth Bet. She idly wondered if Colin was still alive at this point, or if Bet itself was.

She dearly hoped they were okay.

She missed them so, so much.

Dragon's main human avatar, now residing in her own personal living quarters, looked out from her window, her eyes drawn to the stars above.

Were they up there, she wondered, or were they beyond her sight, hidden away in another dimension inaccessible to her because of these damnable abominations?

She looked away, unable to bear the sight.

As her avatar walked off to go and read a book- a useless activity, but one that at least made her feel a bit better- Dragon's main consciousness focused back on the runnings of her ever-growing dominion.

Already, the two continents had been more or less completely brought under Dragon's control, and her progress on the ocean front was also going very well.

That being said, however, Dragon wanted more. She needed more, because despite being more powerful than she'd ever been, so powerful that she had no doubt she'd be able to crush the Endbringers like bugs with the resources at her disposal, it still wasn't enough.

It would never be enough, not until she was able to finally return home.

However, just as Dragon was about to fully disperse her consciousness back into management mode, an alarm abruptly rang within her mind.

Her attention shot towards the alert, and despite herself, she couldn't help but feel stunned at what she saw.

Because through the scanners keeping track of the lunar mission, Dragon could see something in the distance far, far away. It was blurry, and had she been a normal human, easily ignored.

But she wasn't, and for her, something like this was impossible to miss.

Because what the hell? Was that a fracking starship?
 
4 - Arrogance
"My lord, we've finished scanning the planet." One of his servants spoke up, kneeling before his throne as he offered a data slate to him.

Lord Voilmon took it without a word, his bionic eye already flickering over it as he took in all the information written upon it.

"Ah." He merely said, a small frown rising to his face. His personal entourage all shifted upon seeing his displeasure. "I had been informed that Vol II was supposed to be an empty word." He airly said, glancing at the servant, who was now looking pale.

"M-my lord, it indeed was empty upon discovery!" The servant quickly said, taking a step back. "I assure you, Lord! Some nefarious Xenos or rivals must've-"

There was a splattering of blood as Voilmon's bionic eye unleashed a plasma blast, popping open the arrogant welp's head like a balloon.

At his mental prompting, one of the Servitors shuffled forward, grabbing the rapidly cooling body and carrying it out of the room. Voilmon's nose scrunched as he saw the bloodstains left upon the previously immaculate carpet.

Ah. Perhaps he should've sent the fool to the torture dungeon, instead. It surely would've been less messy, that way.

"Castor." He called out. His general stepped forward, kneeling in front of his throne just as the previous fool had. "Tell me of the planet. What are its defenses like? Any inhabitants?"

"My lord." General Castor dipped his head. "The planet is a continental-class, possessing two ring-shaped landmasses on both sides. The atmosphere is very hospitable to human habitation, and with the wildlife seemingly having been largely driven into artificial reserves, no hyper-predators have been observed." He explained slowly.

Voilmon hummed. So, the explorers hadn't lied, after all. Perhaps he'd send his old contact an apology for killing one of his loaned-out servants.

Now, what did the old bat like again... Ah, yes, she always did have a 'taste' for young virgin boys. That would do.

Still... "That is good." He allowed a smile to show.

His mother and father would be most pleased, should he succeed in acquiring the world. As their dynasty only possessed three worlds under their dominion, two of whom were barely even just feudal worlds, the prospect of bringing a fourth world into the fold was a great temptation.

General Castor nodded. "Beyond that, Lord, the planet's defenses are..." He hesitated, but nonetheless reluctantly spoke. "Not something to dismiss, my lord. A great many factories reside on the world, and if Tech-Priest Laria is to be believed, those factories are all churning out heretical machines of war."

Voilmon stared down at his general, letting some of his displeasure show. "That is not good." He said flatly, steepling his fingers together as his mind whirled, plans, deductions, and theories whirling through his bionically enhanced brain.

Finally, after a good minute of consideration, he spoke once more. "Prepare the ground troops, general, but do not deploy them yet. I wish to first see what kind of enemy we are dealing with." He ordered. Castor nodded, rising to his feet before stepping back amongst the line of officers gathered.

Meanwhile, Voilmon leaned back upon his throne, his eyes narrowing.

It couldn't be the Knife-ears, as only their savage cousins actually bothered living on planets. It couldn't be the Orks either, as the architecture didn't match, and the green bastards would never use machines to do battle for them.

The Tau... It might be them, but Voilmon doubted it. Their pathetic empire was too far away for them to bother.

"My lord." A synthesized voice suddenly broke the silence, causing Voilmon to blink and turn to the entrance to his throne room, just as the rest of his entourage did.

Normally, such an interruption would invite his wrath, but alas, the person stepping in wasn't someone he could just casually kill of.

After all, it was only thanks to Magos Fiore that this colonization of theirs had been able to include tech-priests in its ranks.

"Ah, Sir Magos." Voilmon smiled widely, spreading his arms wide. "It has been some time since we have last seen each other. For what reason have I been given the honor?" He smoothly asked.

"The abomination residing on the planet must be annihilated." Magos Fiore spoke, completely ignoring Voilmon's words. Rage surged through the lord at the dismissal, but he forced it down, keeping a smile on his face.

"Hoh? And for what reason?" He asked curiously. The Magos' head tilted to the side, wires and machinery creaking as he did.

"I have determined it to be an Abominable Intelligence." The Magos growled, showing more emotion than Voilmon had ever seen on the man before. "It is our sacred duty to exterminate such corruption of the Omnissiah's work."

Voilmon said nothing for a few seconds, keeping his smile up even as the Magos grew increasingly annoyed with his silence, the man-machine clearly unused to not being surrounded by his equally robotic kind.

Said irritation flared even higher when Voilmon spoke. "My apologies, Magos, but you see, this world is of quite high importance to me." He tittered, not even bothering to hide his glee at the way the Magos glared at him through a dozen camera-eyes. "Extermination will come second to ensuring my control of the planet. And if it just so happens to flee, well, I only have one ship." He said airily.

"You damnable-" The Magos started, only to stop when Voilmon glared down at him.

"Watch your words, Magos." He said coldly. "You are useful, but you are not irreplaceable."

The Magos seethed quietly but still bowed in apology. Voilmon smirked even wider, enjoying this little play of theirs.

Still, he had other matters to attend to. "Now, if that is all, you are excused, Magos. My entourage and I must plan on the recapture of my world." He said, waving the man off.

As the Magos turned and stalked out of the hall, his anger clear to all those visible, Voilmon turned and beckoned one of his servants forward.

"Now then, do tell me of the composition of the abomination's forces." He asked pleasantly. The servant nodded quickly, rattling off numbers, descriptions, and other information their scanners had managed to find.

It... Was not a good report, Voilmon angrily mused.

Had he known he'd need to contest the world, he'd have brought in his entire dynasty's army. But he hadn't, and so, he only had access to his own personal forces, consisting of a mere five thousand guardsmen, sixty tanks, and some aircraft.

Oh, he had no doubt that his forces could crush any Xeno army. They were under his command, after all, and as a scion of the Yumnlee dynasty, he knew he could always command them to victory.

However... Even he felt a bit daunted at the numbers the scans had uncovered, which more than likely didn't even include the entirety of the abomination's forces.

He tapped his fingers against the armrest, his expression flat as he tried to think of a plan.

He couldn't just give up. That would mean that he'd failed, and Voilmon didn't fail.

"My lord!" His brooding was interrupted once again. Voilmon scowled, twisting his head to stare at the petulant welp daring to disturb him-

"We have received a hail originating from Vol II! The Xenos are attempting to contact us!" The scanner officer dutifully reported, shrinking slightly as the gathered higher-ups of the expedition all stared and/or glared at him. "My lord, should we... respond?" He asked meekly.

Voilmon's lips curled down. "No." He said distastefully. "I do not wish to hear the Abomination's chatter. Refuse the hail."

"A-as you wish, my lord." The officer quickly said before scampering off, as their lowborn lot were wont to do in the presence of their betters.

With that taken care of, Voilmon returned to strategizing his conquest.

... Perhaps an orbital bombardment followed up with a full-scale military invasion would do? He could always draft the colonies into his forces if he needed more numbers.

Yes. Yes, that would work, Voilmon thought. He had no desire to lead the charge against an unknown enemy, but as long as he pretended to be at the frontline, he could spin it in such a way that he indeed had led the charge himself, annihilating the heretical Xenos.

"Ladies and gentlemen." He clapped his hands, bringing everyone's attention back to him. "Let us feast in preparation for our inevitable victory." He said brightly. His entourage cheered at his words, clapping at his words.

This would not be easy, Voilmon knew as he stood up, walking down the steps to his throne and over to the feasting table, where servants and servitors were already busy preparing the fifth feast of the week.

But Voilmon knew that he would succeed regardless of the difficulties before him.

He was the Yumnlee heir, after all. Nothing but absolute triumph would do.
 
Well, you are gonna die. And you'll deserve it, not for morals or ethics (not just for that anyway, it 40k. That is relative); but for assuming you have the upper hand. A good commander is cautious, observant, and opportunistic. You literally threw common sense out the airlock without a single damn thought to what you are fighting. You shouldn't be in any sort of authoritative position, at all.
 
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This guy seems very eager to win his Darwin Award, I hope it happens soon. Such a small number of troops against a Von Neumann Machine? Even if he accepts that it's the result of an Abominable Intelligence, he has no clue where the core system is, assuming there was one. There's no way he's winning without glassing the planet, and then he'll have to deal with the frequent daemon incursions all by his lonesome. This planet is worthless and he's preparing to go all-in to try to capture it.
 
"I have determined it to be an Abominable Intelligence." The Magos growled, showing more emotion than Voilmon had ever seen on the man before. "It is our sacred duty to exterminate such corruption of the Omnissiah's work."

Said irritation flared even higher when Voilmon spoke. "My apologies, Magos, but you see, this world is of quite high importance to me." He tittered, not even bothering to hide his glee at the way the Magos glared at him through a dozen camera-eyes. "Extermination will come second to ensuring my control of the planet. And if it just so happens to flee, well, I only have one ship." He said airily.

Oof, he better hopes that magos doesn't get a message off or his house is gonna be turned into servitors, Admech does not give a shit about standing when I come too AI...
 
5 - Prelude
The aliens were refusing her hails.

Well, either that or their systems were too different for them to even receive said hails. Dragon wasn't sure which one it was, but she dearly hoped it was the latter.

Because, well, those were aliens! A part of her felt giddy, the same part that had always loved to read sci-fi novels.

The rest of her, however, was more cautious. What if these aliens were like the abominations, mindless monsters whose sole goal was depravity and destruction?

God, she hoped they weren't. She was starved for conversation, and at this point, she'd honestly accept anyone or anything that wasn't herself to talk to.

Dragon's watched with bated breath as the spaceship- a massive, two-miles-long thing that looked straight out of a goth's wet dream, what with its dark and gloomy look, as well as all the weaponry that was absolutely brimming from it- approached Drachen.

Despite her earlier failures, Dragon didn't stop trying to hail the spaceship, constantly changing frequencies and wavelengths in the hopes of perhaps managing to reach the aliens, but alas, nothing seemed to work, as they steadfastly refused to answer.

Still, to both her delight and confusion, the spaceship nonetheless slowly began to enter the planet's atmosphere, parking itself right at the edge between it and space proper.

Dragon hesitated. Should she send one of her suits to greet them? Or would that be seen as a hostile act?

She had no idea. How the hell was the first contact with aliens supposed to be carried out? Should she just keep to herself and wait for them to greet her?

As she was thinking that, however, the alien spaceship's weapons slowly lowered, all pointing down at the ground.

More specifically, pointing at one of her factory-cities!

The shells the guns fired were massive, and they were fired at a horrifying speed. Dragon watched in stunned surprise as entire city blocks were annihilated in moments, each subsequent salvo shattering more and more of the city.

And all that Dragon could think of at this moment was, well...

Why?!?

Force-fields flared up as she panickedly activated the factory-city's defenses, but with so much of the infrastructure and city already destroyed, the shields only lasted for half a minute before being shattered, allowing the spaceship to continue its bombardment.

Dragon felt helpless as she watched her hopes (and city) be turned into ashes.

Had she provoked the aliens? How? When? Couldn't they have tried to talk first?

Still, despite her inner turmoil, Dragon didn't waste any more time. The call to arms was sent out, and across her domain, millions of suits began turning on, draconic forms of all sizes, shapes, and purposes rising to their feet as the massive warehouses storing them began to open.

She didn't know why they'd attacked her. She didn't even know who they were.

But like hell was she going to let herself be blown up by creepy gothic alien spaceships without a fight.



"Hurry, soldier of the Imperium!" The commissar roared behind them, the flow of bodies streaming into the lander speeding up at the man's words.

Shiva clutched the lasgun tight as she felt herself being pressed into from all sides, completely surrounded by other 'soldiers' as they all tried to fit into the lander.

She wasn't supposed to be here. She wasn't a soldier, she'd never been and she doubted she would ever be.

However, Lord Voilmon had given the order, and so, here she was, having been forcefully awakened from the cryogenic sleep she'd been put into. A lasgun had been shoved into her arms, with the words 'Your service is required, soldier.' the only explanation as to why she'd been awoken.

She flinched at the sound of a laspistol going off, and she didn't even dare turn around as the telling thump of a corpse hitting the floor resounded.

"Keep up morale, soldiers! You are fighting for the Imperium! For the God-Emperor!" The commissar roared, the lander shaking as it began taking off. "Do not falter in the face of the Xenos! Do not falter in the face of heresy! FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR!"

"FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR!" Shiva screamed at the top of her lungs, just as everyone else did. Her ears hurt, but she didn't dare use anything but her loudest voice for this, lest she be the next one to be made an example of.

The rest of the ride was a quick and extremely loud one, as the commissar continued screaming at them. It was almost a relief when the lander finally hit planetside, the harsh shaking that resulted almost causing Shiva to fall, but thankfully, she managed to remain upright.

And, as the front of the lander opened and soldiers began to stream out, Shiva following after them, her eyes couldn't help but flicker around curiously.

They were in the middle of what looked to be a ruined city, one that honestly looked both similar to her home planet, and nothing like it. The architecture looked to be almost imperial-inspired, but without any of the iconographies that made the Imperium so great.

She'd know. She was a city planner, after all. It was literally her job to put as many of the God-Emperor's symbols in as many places as she could.

"Secure the area!" The commander of the division she'd been attached to barked out. "The Xenos will retaliate soon. Let them break upon the wall of Mankind!"

Shiva gulped tightly as she hurriedly went alongside the other soldiers, watching as the creepy servitors worked in silence to build the fortifications around their lander, even as tanks and aircraft began to stream out.

Despite those, however, Shiva couldn't help but feel unsafe. The planet had been supposed to be an empty one, no? So how did the Xenos get here? Would the Lord be able to destroy them?

She was afraid, as all citizens of the Imperium should be of the Xenos. They were monsters, to be shot on sight immediately, lest they corrupt you into a mockery of man.

These were the thoughts on Shiva's mind as shouts began to ring out across the quickly-built encampment, and despite herself, her eyes couldn't help but be drawn to where everyone was pointing at.

And when she did, Shiva's heart couldn't help but plummet even as her eyes widened.

Because on the horizon, a veritable horde of mechanical creatures were flying toward their position. From human-sized scaled things with six limbs to titans larger than the lander they were protecting.

And there were so many of them!

Shiva was forcefully brought out from her moment of terror by the sound of another gunshot, and she reflexively flinched, turning her head to look as a woman that had turned tail and tried to run off now laid on the ground, moaning piteously as blood flowed from the hole in her chest.

The commissar snarled at her, pointing his laspistol at her head, and firing again. Then, he turned to look at the rest of the soldiers, fury in his eyes.

"YOU DARE SPURN THE GOD-EMPEROR!?" He roared. "TRAITORS SHALL DIE! FIGHT, SOLDIERS OF THE IMPERIUM! FIGHT!"

Shiva trembled as she turned to look back at the approaching horde. Now even closer, she could see that it was even bigger than she'd first assumed, and even more diverse, with hundreds if not thousands of different mechanical abominations amongst them.

And, to her ever-increasing horror, she watched as earth-shaking explosions fell, building-sized bullets falling from the skies upon the mechanical horde, and doing absolutely nothing as shields flared up above them, tanking the explosions with seeming ease.

In that moment, trapped between a still-screaming commissar at her back, a lord who wouldn't hesitate to bombard them from above, and an approaching army of mechanical monsters from the front, well...

Shiva knew that she was going to be returning to the God-Emperor, and probably very soon.
 
If the Commisar dies and Dragon demands surrender, I am pretty sure Shiva will immediately give up. Leading to Dragon having someone to talk to.

I actually want to see Shiva survive just to see Dragon have someone to keep her company, allowing at least one of the humans to see that she is basically human. Also to inform her of the fel powers that keep invading her space, so that she can at least know who these idiots are and why the warp is so terrible.

Probably leading Dragon to try and find a way to reinvent the system the... I can't remember the elf races name. The conduit thing
 
Well, it might be very interesting, Dragon should quickly realize the master situation with Commissar and guardsman, so she is very likely to go for non-lethal approach, at least to those she see as "master" victims forced to a food for the war's meat grinder.
And while she should be able to deal with that ship, the information about abominable intelligence is most likely already in transit
 
If the Commisar dies and Dragon demands surrender, I am pretty sure Shiva will immediately give up. Leading to Dragon having someone to talk to.

I actually want to see Shiva survive just to see Dragon have someone to keep her company, allowing at least one of the humans to see that she is basically human. Also to inform her of the fel powers that keep invading her space, so that she can at least know who these idiots are and why the warp is so terrible.

Probably leading Dragon to try and find a way to reinvent the system the... I can't remember the elf races name. The conduit thing
Yeah... so that is super not common knowledge in the empire? After all, all xenos eat babies, only different is how they like them prepared
 
She`s gonna really disappointed when she finds out that they are human. Like massively so.
40k Imperium of Man could be described as the worst parts of The Fourth Reich, the worst parts of Stalins Russia, and the worst parts of of the slums of Africa stacked on top of each other. With the religious fervor of the more corrupt parts of the Crusades. Then add the Spanish Inquisition, and make it so they would actually have been useful if they had actually done their job right. Which, of course, they don't. Borgia style nobility is more or less business-as-usual. The really BAD nobles do mass human sacrifices to demons too.

You could make a faction composed of human being disappointments, that could still be miles better than the 40k Imperium of Man.

As an example: Theese guys make Earth Bet look populated by mostly moral upstanding citizens and paragons of logic and enlightened cooperation.
 
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Warp portals beyond counting open in the void above Holy Terra.

The Abomination had come. Fleets and armies unmatched since the Great Crusade rose to meet her.

Through a hundred thousand hundred thousand mechanical eyes, Dragon, God-Empress of the Dark Mechicnum, Phaereka of the Necrons, Chosen Daughter of Vaul (she blamed Cegorach for that. Bastard was probably laughing his ass off over all this), and a bunch of other, even more improbable titles (seriously, she's never even me a Squat, how the hell was she their High Thane now?), gazed over her once home.

From Earth and Mars energy spiked, great enough to elude comprehension, and two signals hailed her.

"Well," the signal from Mars, "Now I feel old," said in her own voice.

"Indeed," came the message from Earth.

Her processors skipped a cycle at the implications. She was a copy, she was in her own future, and if that's her on Mars then… she knew better than to bother asking herself for an explanation. She loved the man, she really did, but 40,000 years later he still clearly doesn't think and…

"Colin," she sent back to Earth. "Why are you a skeleton?"
 
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