Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
Mirrior Universe Nui Quest (Kill la Kill)
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- Tags
- kill la kill anime
- Location
- Third planet from the star named Sol
- Pronouns
- He/They
[x] A pack of weirdo's led by a girl with the EVIL stamped on her forehead.
TheGreatFluffy
Dapper Avian.
- Location
- Somewhere
[x] A bunch of orphans!
Alright voting will close anywhere from 6 to in about two days, I've got a bit of stuff right now its hard for me to pick a good time.
Also surprising amount of people voteing hippies....poor mirror Nui this just isn't her day.
Also surprising amount of people voteing hippies....poor mirror Nui this just isn't her day.
Stupid Hippies
[x] Stupid Hippies.
You wake up to the smell of……….well actually you don't know what that smell is, but you don't like it!
A quick look around shows that you're in a tent that looks as bad as it smells. Seriously the walls in this place look like a giant rainbow monster decided to throw up in here. It's a miracle your eyes aren't bleeding from the raw ugly of the entire thing!
From what you can tell by looking outside of the opening that passes for a door in this abomination the rest of the camp doesn't look any better. Multi colored tents dotted the grassy landscape like some kind horrible blight spreading across the planet. It was almost painful to see this once peaceful land tainted by such a vile and inherently evil presence.
The people moving around the camp don't fill you with any sort of hope. All of them wear extremely weird cloths, and half of them seem to be out of tune with reality. It's like some sort of cult that worships stupidity itself.
You……..think you liked the wasteland better.
"Hello sleepyhead." A blond haired hippy woman with an infuriating voice greets you as she enters the tent. "I see your still alive, and pink haired."
"Hello" you say resisting the urge to insult the filthy disgusting hippie in the process "Where am I."
She takes about a minute to process your question………idiot.
"Uuuuuuuuuuh." She drawls "I think were outside Detroit somewhere, or one of those big citys."
Detroit? The portal sent you to America? And since when did the States have such a rampant hippy infestation?
You narrow your eyes at the hippy "So what are you guys doing anyway."
"Meditating on the cosmic forces of the universe, looking at mankinds folly, that kind of stuff." The woman reply's clearly still partially out of it. "We found you with some stings from those big nasty bugs…yer lucky we found you. The orphans in Detroit would like totally have eaten you alive………stupid meat eaters."
Funny how she seems more disgusting with the meat eating part than with the cannibal part.
Stupid hippies.
You honestly think you'd be much happier if you'd been taken by a horde of cannibal orphans.
Or with a stereotypical evil villain.
At least ether of those two wouldn't be stoned out of their minds.
When you look back at the woman you see that her eyes have glazed over, and that she's drooling like a stupid dog.
See kids? This is why you don't do drugs.
Stupid hippies.
Oh well at least you can move again.
What do you do?
[x] Bust out of this camp and head to the nearest city. You can't take this stupidity anymore.
[x] Go harass some hippies, that's always good for a laugh.
[x] Go look for something to ready, you want some books!
[x] Write in.
You wake up to the smell of……….well actually you don't know what that smell is, but you don't like it!
A quick look around shows that you're in a tent that looks as bad as it smells. Seriously the walls in this place look like a giant rainbow monster decided to throw up in here. It's a miracle your eyes aren't bleeding from the raw ugly of the entire thing!
From what you can tell by looking outside of the opening that passes for a door in this abomination the rest of the camp doesn't look any better. Multi colored tents dotted the grassy landscape like some kind horrible blight spreading across the planet. It was almost painful to see this once peaceful land tainted by such a vile and inherently evil presence.
The people moving around the camp don't fill you with any sort of hope. All of them wear extremely weird cloths, and half of them seem to be out of tune with reality. It's like some sort of cult that worships stupidity itself.
You……..think you liked the wasteland better.
"Hello sleepyhead." A blond haired hippy woman with an infuriating voice greets you as she enters the tent. "I see your still alive, and pink haired."
"Hello" you say resisting the urge to insult the filthy disgusting hippie in the process "Where am I."
She takes about a minute to process your question………idiot.
"Uuuuuuuuuuh." She drawls "I think were outside Detroit somewhere, or one of those big citys."
Detroit? The portal sent you to America? And since when did the States have such a rampant hippy infestation?
You narrow your eyes at the hippy "So what are you guys doing anyway."
"Meditating on the cosmic forces of the universe, looking at mankinds folly, that kind of stuff." The woman reply's clearly still partially out of it. "We found you with some stings from those big nasty bugs…yer lucky we found you. The orphans in Detroit would like totally have eaten you alive………stupid meat eaters."
Funny how she seems more disgusting with the meat eating part than with the cannibal part.
Stupid hippies.
You honestly think you'd be much happier if you'd been taken by a horde of cannibal orphans.
Or with a stereotypical evil villain.
At least ether of those two wouldn't be stoned out of their minds.
When you look back at the woman you see that her eyes have glazed over, and that she's drooling like a stupid dog.
See kids? This is why you don't do drugs.
Stupid hippies.
Oh well at least you can move again.
What do you do?
[x] Bust out of this camp and head to the nearest city. You can't take this stupidity anymore.
[x] Go harass some hippies, that's always good for a laugh.
[x] Go look for something to ready, you want some books!
[x] Write in.
[X] Bust out of this camp and head to the nearest city. You can't take this stupidity anymore.
Kinda regretting voting for hippies now. Orphans might have gotten us closer to meeting Armstrong.
[X] Bust out of this camp and head to the nearest city. You can't take this stupidity anymore.
-[X] See if you can find some Cannibal Orphans. Anything's better than this crowd.
[X] Bust out of this camp and head to the nearest city. You can't take this stupidity anymore.
-[X] See if you can find some Cannibal Orphans. Anything's better than this crowd.
[x] Bust out of this camp and head to the nearest city. You can't take this stupidity anymore.
Wonder how we're going to get to Japan from post-apocalyptic America.
Wonder how we're going to get to Japan from post-apocalyptic America.
Isn't it just Detroit that's horrible?
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
[X] Light everything on fire and leave to find a way back to Japan.
Detroit and a few other city's.
Anyway I came down with a nasty bug so the updates will probably be delayed next week.
Voting closed can I get a count?
Breakout
[x] Breakout
Well you've had enough of this malarkey.
You're not even going to wait till sundown to blow this joint, especially not when your jailer is completely stoned out of her mind.
"Oooooooh." Your hippie guard says "why are there like forty of you?"
"I'm magic" You reply to her astonishment before simply walking out the door.
XXXXXXXXXXX
The escape from the hippie's camp is less an escape and more you walking out as the hippies try and fail to stop you.
Mostly because they are all quite literally tripping over each other in their attempts to get in your way. It's kind of fun to watch them tangle themselves into writhing masses of pure drug abusing stupidity. Like watching a car wreck except without the guilt of knowing that people of value are dying.
"Wait st-OFFFFFFFFFFF!" A hippie call out as she tries to tackle you only to strip and fall right in front of you.
Awwww………that's so pathetic you can't actually bring yourself to step on her as you leave.
So you step over her instead.
See? No harm no foul.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Our drugs!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Why! Why! Whyyyyyyyyy!"
"How am I supposed to shirk my responsibility now!?"
Well ok, you blowing up that drug stash might have been a little harmful to anyone too close to the blast, but it was for the greater good.
After all, you want to help these hippies.
It just so happens that the best way to help a hippie is to make them stop being a hippie.
And the first step to turn a hippie into a normal person is to deprive them of drugs.
XXXXXXXXXXX
It takes you a bit of time to find a normal city.
Well ok a mostly normal city. For some reason some part of you wants to rip everyone's cloths off, and not just the sexy mailmen like you normally do.
The life fibers in their cloths just feel…….wrong to you.
So fucking wrong.
Oh…..oh you hope for your sake the cloths won't be like this everywhere you go.
What do you do?
[x] Look for an airport, you should have enough to pay for a trip back to Japan.
[x] Look for someone whose cloths don't make your eyes bleed and……uuuuh follow them around you guess?
[x] Get a job and rent a place to stay.
[x] Write in
Well you've had enough of this malarkey.
You're not even going to wait till sundown to blow this joint, especially not when your jailer is completely stoned out of her mind.
"Oooooooh." Your hippie guard says "why are there like forty of you?"
"I'm magic" You reply to her astonishment before simply walking out the door.
XXXXXXXXXXX
The escape from the hippie's camp is less an escape and more you walking out as the hippies try and fail to stop you.
Mostly because they are all quite literally tripping over each other in their attempts to get in your way. It's kind of fun to watch them tangle themselves into writhing masses of pure drug abusing stupidity. Like watching a car wreck except without the guilt of knowing that people of value are dying.
"Wait st-OFFFFFFFFFFF!" A hippie call out as she tries to tackle you only to strip and fall right in front of you.
Awwww………that's so pathetic you can't actually bring yourself to step on her as you leave.
So you step over her instead.
See? No harm no foul.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Our drugs!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Why! Why! Whyyyyyyyyy!"
"How am I supposed to shirk my responsibility now!?"
Well ok, you blowing up that drug stash might have been a little harmful to anyone too close to the blast, but it was for the greater good.
After all, you want to help these hippies.
It just so happens that the best way to help a hippie is to make them stop being a hippie.
And the first step to turn a hippie into a normal person is to deprive them of drugs.
XXXXXXXXXXX
It takes you a bit of time to find a normal city.
Well ok a mostly normal city. For some reason some part of you wants to rip everyone's cloths off, and not just the sexy mailmen like you normally do.
The life fibers in their cloths just feel…….wrong to you.
So fucking wrong.
Oh…..oh you hope for your sake the cloths won't be like this everywhere you go.
What do you do?
[x] Look for an airport, you should have enough to pay for a trip back to Japan.
[x] Look for someone whose cloths don't make your eyes bleed and……uuuuh follow them around you guess?
[x] Get a job and rent a place to stay.
[x] Write in