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Mentor (HP Professor OC/SI)
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Fellow Human
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Halp!
I know "I don't know what I'm doing" is the usual joke tag, but it really is the case here!
Here's the situation, this is technically a quest, but I don't wanna be bogged down with writting walls of text for options, so it will just be basic stuff.
No dice or abominable second person perspective.
But I do want lots of feedback to help me write with suggestions and criticism(be gentle coz I'm not one of those talented folks that write extremely well on their first try)
The idea is to mentor the golden trio and others, to help them indirectly. Story starts in 1991, but there may be flashbacks, for example visiting Vernon at work to make sure he understands Harry is not a slave.
MC is not a genius, they graduated as above average hard working student. They aren't a speshul MC who became a god.
I will try to avoid munchkining, but rules to magic will be added,so Runes will be a thing, but MC will do nothing revolutionary with them, though gadgets are possible(hint shield bracelet).
For some idea of timeline, Marauders graduated in 78, Bellatrix is about 7 years older than them, and Lucius/Narcissa are in between.
Voldemort war was from 1970-1981.
Character creation:
Gender
[]M
[]F
Notice the femdom tag, MC is gonna get femdomed, but it doesn't affect their life outside the bedroom.
Blood type:
[]Muggleborn
[]Half-blood
[]Pure-blood (will include sufferance of parents)
Graduated:
[]1990
[]1985
[]1981
Hogwarts position:
[]Muggle Studies(will possibly be funny, easy subject gives plenty of free time to mentor Harry, doesn't exclude tinkering with runes)
[]Runes apprentice
[]Runes Professor(pls don't make me do this magic techno babble)
[]Ruins and The Preservation of magical artifacts (Indiana/Zeta Jones will travel a lot, lets me
conveniently avoid plot haha and see more than magical UK)
[]Write in
Wandless magic(choose 3):
[]Accio
[]Apparition
[]Bombarda
[]Lumos Maxima
[]Confundo
[]Depulso (opposite of Accio)
[]Diffindo (Severing Charm)
[]Engorgio (not safe on humans)
[]Reducio
[]Finite Incantatem
[]Flippendo
[]Homenum Revelio
[]Incarcerous
[]Incendio
[]Protego
[]Write in
Vote until I tell you to stop, ask questions, though I think spells are intuitive and familiar.
After chap 1 I will open vote for more details like wand core, subject mastery, family...until then think where such open ended options can lead and discuss.
it's totally not so I can steal ideas
I know "I don't know what I'm doing" is the usual joke tag, but it really is the case here!
Here's the situation, this is technically a quest, but I don't wanna be bogged down with writting walls of text for options, so it will just be basic stuff.
No dice or abominable second person perspective.
But I do want lots of feedback to help me write with suggestions and criticism(be gentle coz I'm not one of those talented folks that write extremely well on their first try)
The idea is to mentor the golden trio and others, to help them indirectly. Story starts in 1991, but there may be flashbacks, for example visiting Vernon at work to make sure he understands Harry is not a slave.
MC is not a genius, they graduated as above average hard working student. They aren't a speshul MC who became a god.
I will try to avoid munchkining, but rules to magic will be added,so Runes will be a thing, but MC will do nothing revolutionary with them, though gadgets are possible(hint shield bracelet).
For some idea of timeline, Marauders graduated in 78, Bellatrix is about 7 years older than them, and Lucius/Narcissa are in between.
Voldemort war was from 1970-1981.
Character creation:
Gender
[]M
[]F
Notice the femdom tag, MC is gonna get femdomed, but it doesn't affect their life outside the bedroom.
Blood type:
[]Muggleborn
[]Half-blood
[]Pure-blood (will include sufferance of parents)
Graduated:
[]1990
[]1985
[]1981
Hogwarts position:
[]Muggle Studies(will possibly be funny, easy subject gives plenty of free time to mentor Harry, doesn't exclude tinkering with runes)
[]Runes apprentice
[]Runes Professor(pls don't make me do this magic techno babble)
[]Ruins and The Preservation of magical artifacts (Indiana/Zeta Jones will travel a lot, lets me
conveniently avoid plot haha and see more than magical UK)
[]Write in
Wandless magic(choose 3):
[]Accio
[]Apparition
[]Bombarda
[]Lumos Maxima
[]Confundo
[]Depulso (opposite of Accio)
[]Diffindo (Severing Charm)
[]Engorgio (not safe on humans)
[]Reducio
[]Finite Incantatem
[]Flippendo
[]Homenum Revelio
[]Incarcerous
[]Incendio
[]Protego
[]Write in
Vote until I tell you to stop, ask questions, though I think spells are intuitive and familiar.
After chap 1 I will open vote for more details like wand core, subject mastery, family...until then think where such open ended options can lead and discuss.
it's totally not so I can steal ideas
[x] Tiberius Slughorn
[x] Pretty boy
[x] Pure-blood
[x] major nobles
[x] Raised by grandma and mother
If it's okay otherwise [] Raised by grandma
[x] Chaotic
[x] Transfiguration
[x]Graduated: 1981
[x] 5 years traveled, 2 years apprenticed and 3 years full on teaching in Hogwarts
[x]Ruins and The Preservation of magical artifacts (Indiana/Zeta Jones will travel a lot, lets me
conveniently avoid plot haha and see more than magical UK)
Wandless magic:
[x]Accio
[x]Apparition
[x]Protego
[x] Pretty boy
[x] Pure-blood
[x] major nobles
[x] Raised by grandma and mother
If it's okay otherwise [] Raised by grandma
[x] Chaotic
[x] Transfiguration
[x]Graduated: 1981
[x] 5 years traveled, 2 years apprenticed and 3 years full on teaching in Hogwarts
[x]Ruins and The Preservation of magical artifacts (Indiana/Zeta Jones will travel a lot, lets me
conveniently avoid plot haha and see more than magical UK)
Wandless magic:
[x]Accio
[x]Apparition
[x]Protego
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Fellow Human
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It is there, but apparently SV allows NSFW, everyone assumes since it's so similar to SB that it doesn't.
Since I'm a new author/QM, I especially wanted extra readers so I don't end up with a comment ghost town.
There is Write in, though it has to be a Hogwarts professor as it's in the title, and I don't know how I'd go about writing a magical thief.
A thiefy professor is possible.
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English already has a word for it. Archeology
Fellow Human
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Feel free to write in Curse Breaking elective or something. She'd be magical Indy-Zeta-Jones.
So, something like this? "Ruins and The Preservation of magical artifacts"
Fellow Human
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Good, lenghty acronyms are a part of magical culture I think. I'll make it an official option.
- Location
- Centro Italia
[X] M
[X] Muggleborn
[X] 1981
[X] Muggle Studies
[X] Engorgio
[X] Diffindo
[X] Protego
[X] Muggleborn
[X] 1981
[X] Muggle Studies
[X] Engorgio
[X] Diffindo
[X] Protego
Akatsunami
The Bonetatoist
- Location
- Brazil
[x]M(submissive but not masochist)
[X]Pure-blood (will include sufferance of parents)
[X]1981
[X]History of Magic
[X]Accio
[X]Apparition
[X]Protego
Male, Pureblod and older, because it is a good set of traits for someone reliable as far as the magical world would see it.
History of Magic because replacing Binns should be a blessing to every student on its own, the fact that it shouldn't really affect the story too much by itself is also fairly nice. Also pairs well with ab older Pureblod. Better than a Pureblod teaching about muggles.
Spell choices because being able to get your wand back, stall untill you can get it back, or escape even if you can't get it back, should be the most useful skills to have for any wandless wizard in danger.
[X]Pure-blood (will include sufferance of parents)
[X]1981
[X]History of Magic
[X]Accio
[X]Apparition
[X]Protego
Male, Pureblod and older, because it is a good set of traits for someone reliable as far as the magical world would see it.
History of Magic because replacing Binns should be a blessing to every student on its own, the fact that it shouldn't really affect the story too much by itself is also fairly nice. Also pairs well with ab older Pureblod. Better than a Pureblod teaching about muggles.
Spell choices because being able to get your wand back, stall untill you can get it back, or escape even if you can't get it back, should be the most useful skills to have for any wandless wizard in danger.
Fellow Human
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I see you looking to explode some heads.
Character creation part II
Fellow Human
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MC is locked in to:
Male
Graduated: 1981
Wandless magic:
Accio
Apparition
Protego
Pureblood is leading half-blood by one vote.
Muggle Studies and Ruins and The Preservation of Magical Artifacts are tied.
I'm counting on both QQ and SV.
Name
[] Ritchard Castle
[] Tiberius Greengrass
[] Write in
Appearance
[] Ruggedly handsome
[] Pretty boy
[] Average but charming(if I don't fail and make my characters wooden heh)
[] Write in
Family
[] minor nobles
[] major nobles
What kind of wizard is he?
[] Chaotic
Fits right in with the whacky locals. Truly believes in magic, what rules?
[] Orderly
Dafuq Rowling? I believe in DnD rules, power has to come from somewhere, runes have to mean something!
What did MC do in 10 years since graduating?
[] Traveled the world
[] 5 years traveled, 2 years apprenticed and 3 years full on teaching in Hogwarts
[] Opened a shop
[] Write in
If you change your mind, add EDITED at the bottom. I'm not sure I should be telling you this, but wandless Protego while useful, might be redundant...
There will be one new wandless spell per year until we reach 7.
SV only vote, kinda feels unnatural to post smut here, make it SFW?
[] Y
[] N
Male
Graduated: 1981
Wandless magic:
Accio
Apparition
Protego
Pureblood is leading half-blood by one vote.
Muggle Studies and Ruins and The Preservation of Magical Artifacts are tied.
I'm counting on both QQ and SV.
Name
[] Ritchard Castle
[] Tiberius Greengrass
[] Olivander
[] Slughorn
[] Arthur Pince (son of Irma the librarian)[] Slughorn
[] Write in
Appearance
[] Ruggedly handsome
[] Pretty boy
[] Average but charming(if I don't fail and make my characters wooden heh)
[] Write in
Family
[] minor nobles
[] major nobles
Status
[] Both parents living
[] Raised by grandpa
[] Raised by grandma
[] One parent living
Which one
[] Noble
[] Muggleborn (in case half blood wins)
What kind of wizard is he?
[] Chaotic
Fits right in with the whacky locals. Truly believes in magic, what rules?
Choose magic school affinity
[] Charms
[] Transfiguration
[] Write in
[] Charms
[] Transfiguration
[] Write in
[] Orderly
Dafuq Rowling? I believe in DnD rules, power has to come from somewhere, runes have to mean something!
Choose magic school affinity
[] Runes
[] Arithmancy
[] Potions
[] Alchemy
[] Write in
[] Runes
[] Arithmancy
[] Potions
[] Alchemy
[] Write in
What did MC do in 10 years since graduating?
[] Traveled the world
[] 5 years traveled, 2 years apprenticed and 3 years full on teaching in Hogwarts
[] Opened a shop
[] Write in
If you change your mind, add EDITED at the bottom. I'm not sure I should be telling you this, but wandless Protego while useful, might be redundant...
There will be one new wandless spell per year until we reach 7.
SV only vote, kinda feels unnatural to post smut here, make it SFW?
[] Y
[] N
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Fellow Human
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Voting over. This option from QQ won:
[x] Tiberius Slughorn
[x] Pretty boy
[x] major nobles
[x] Raised by grandma and mother
If it's okay otherwise [] Raised by grandma
[x] Chaotic
[x] Transfiguration
[x] 5 years traveled, 2 years apprenticed and 3 years full on teaching in Hogwarts
Expecto chappie by midnight.
[x] Tiberius Slughorn
[x] Pretty boy
[x] major nobles
[x] Raised by grandma and mother
If it's okay otherwise [] Raised by grandma
[x] Chaotic
[x] Transfiguration
[x] 5 years traveled, 2 years apprenticed and 3 years full on teaching in Hogwarts
Expecto chappie by midnight.
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Under the Character Winning Option spoiler in the first post.
That's a good question, there's 28 major noble families, others are minor nobles but I don't think every Pure-blood is even a minor noble by default, though they might as well be given their castes.
Chapter 1.0 Back in Hogwarts
Fellow Human
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It's good to be back in this majestic fantasy castle, normal drafty and dreary Muggle castles just don't compare...
Ok, this one is cold and damp too, warming charm engage!
The feeling of clothes taken straight from a heater take me over in their warm embrace. It's good to be wizard, gotta be grateful and modest for this second life.
Pft, suck it Muggles.
How did I find myself in Harry Potter world, you might ask? There is an actual explanation! (and it's not ROB)
You see, my family being one of the Sacred 28, has kept some of the rituals, that the Ministry likes to confiscate.
My parents wished for a super baby, or maybe a magical Jesus, can you have two if you coun't Harry?
The result was ...nothing, at least until my 11th birthday, when my memories returned.
Imagine my excitment of being an SI, from a rich magical family in one of the relatively easy settings.
I immediately started thinking of exploits, and I succeded at some minor to moderate ones.
Turns out, when fantasy becomes reality, it doesn't mean everyone is a chump and only the Chosen average Joe can revolutionize the world.
I'm no genius, though like everyone else I like to think of myself as above average.
Combine that with adult mindset and hard work and I can say I nailed Hogwarts, got an Outsdanding and Exceeded Expectations in every subject that matters.
..."rius" called someone. I turned from my daydreaming to see a stunning platinum blonde in a fashionable coat-corset hybrid, and a wide brimmed hat which looked like a giant 50's hat. It would look ridiculous on men, but she wears it well, I guess math chicks being hot are an universal truth.
"Septima! You must forgive my daydreaming, I didn't expect to encounter anyone on the way. You look enchanting as always, did you hear I was returning this day?"
"Don't flatter yourself pretty boy" Septima said with a smirk, "I always aim to look presentable, something a scion of an Ancient and Noble house should know about, hmm? Not that you look bad yourself, new trinkets from Africa?"
"And your ignoring me is forgiven if you escort me to the Great Hall", she said while hooking up our arms and already leading the way.
I was wearing black Acromantula silk shirt and pants, with a short cloak, all trimmed in gold and topped with flimsy looking pauldrons. On my hands were golden bangles and several rings, finally my necklaced carried an Ancient looking charm and my belt had golden sun buckle.
Standing at the legendary 180cm (6ft for barbarians), joking, I'm decently tall at 190cm (6'2 sigh), I was nonetheless pulled by a 170cm woman. (thank you Ancestors for not being poor and hungry, so I could grow into a big boy)
"Some of them, yes, all functional of course. I thought you weren't interested in "Soft Magic"", I said glancing over.
"I'm not but I wouldn't mind hearing the story behind them, no doubt you had another adventure" she replied, as we entered the Great Hall.
Three days before the start of the term, meant that only the staff were inside, dining away a small feast. It's always a feast when you have House Elves buffet, even though fancy meals are reserved only for special occasions.
"Perhaps I'll tell you over some wine, I'm famished", I said while pulling up a chair at the end of the table for her, and sitting down between Septima and a black witch...
Suddenly the temperature dropped. Mistakes were made.
AN
It turned out only a third of a chapter, blame my snail speed and dialogue killing me. I promise a bigger chap tomorrow.
OMFG I just almost lost this coz I accidentaly clicked the return mouse side button, I didn't even want it! just a regular two button mouse. Luckily session kept.
If majority here dislikes something, I'll be making edits. Not proofread coz I wanna go sleep!
Editor wanted.
Ok, this one is cold and damp too, warming charm engage!
The feeling of clothes taken straight from a heater take me over in their warm embrace. It's good to be wizard, gotta be grateful and modest for this second life.
Pft, suck it Muggles.
How did I find myself in Harry Potter world, you might ask? There is an actual explanation! (and it's not ROB)
You see, my family being one of the Sacred 28, has kept some of the rituals, that the Ministry likes to confiscate.
My parents wished for a super baby, or maybe a magical Jesus, can you have two if you coun't Harry?
The result was ...nothing, at least until my 11th birthday, when my memories returned.
Imagine my excitment of being an SI, from a rich magical family in one of the relatively easy settings.
I immediately started thinking of exploits, and I succeded at some minor to moderate ones.
Turns out, when fantasy becomes reality, it doesn't mean everyone is a chump and only the Chosen average Joe can revolutionize the world.
I'm no genius, though like everyone else I like to think of myself as above average.
Combine that with adult mindset and hard work and I can say I nailed Hogwarts, got an Outsdanding and Exceeded Expectations in every subject that matters.
..."rius" called someone. I turned from my daydreaming to see a stunning platinum blonde in a fashionable coat-corset hybrid, and a wide brimmed hat which looked like a giant 50's hat. It would look ridiculous on men, but she wears it well, I guess math chicks being hot are an universal truth.
"Septima! You must forgive my daydreaming, I didn't expect to encounter anyone on the way. You look enchanting as always, did you hear I was returning this day?"
"Don't flatter yourself pretty boy" Septima said with a smirk, "I always aim to look presentable, something a scion of an Ancient and Noble house should know about, hmm? Not that you look bad yourself, new trinkets from Africa?"
"And your ignoring me is forgiven if you escort me to the Great Hall", she said while hooking up our arms and already leading the way.
I was wearing black Acromantula silk shirt and pants, with a short cloak, all trimmed in gold and topped with flimsy looking pauldrons. On my hands were golden bangles and several rings, finally my necklaced carried an Ancient looking charm and my belt had golden sun buckle.
Standing at the legendary 180cm (6ft for barbarians), joking, I'm decently tall at 190cm (6'2 sigh), I was nonetheless pulled by a 170cm woman. (thank you Ancestors for not being poor and hungry, so I could grow into a big boy)
"Some of them, yes, all functional of course. I thought you weren't interested in "Soft Magic"", I said glancing over.
"I'm not but I wouldn't mind hearing the story behind them, no doubt you had another adventure" she replied, as we entered the Great Hall.
Three days before the start of the term, meant that only the staff were inside, dining away a small feast. It's always a feast when you have House Elves buffet, even though fancy meals are reserved only for special occasions.
"Perhaps I'll tell you over some wine, I'm famished", I said while pulling up a chair at the end of the table for her, and sitting down between Septima and a black witch...
Suddenly the temperature dropped. Mistakes were made.
AN
It turned out only a third of a chapter, blame my snail speed and dialogue killing me. I promise a bigger chap tomorrow.
OMFG I just almost lost this coz I accidentaly clicked the return mouse side button, I didn't even want it! just a regular two button mouse. Luckily session kept.
If majority here dislikes something, I'll be making edits. Not proofread coz I wanna go sleep!
Editor wanted.
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Chapter 1.1 Dinners are hard
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"Vector", Aurora cooly stated.
"Sinestra", Septima returned the greeting in equal measure.
Gulping, I tried to save the situation(myself), "Aurora my lovely, I was just about to greet you, but you know how I get.."
Aurora blazed her eyes at me.
"Shutting up now..."
"No, do tell how you get Tiberius" she said sweetly.
"Ah, distracted! You know how men are, attention to detail is not our forte." Smooth, saved.
"Is that what I am, a detail?"
"He can talk to whoever to whomever he wants, in fact Tiberius was just about to tell me about his latest adventure", Septima interrupted, as I felt a slender hand going to my side.
"Ladies, no need to argue, there's plenty to share-agh" feeling the feminine touch turn to pinching my side, I corrected "I mean, yes Septima."
She smiled smugly, as Aurora on the other side glared at her, then I felt another pinch from my other side...
I like to think that I have rizz, but really it's just me being handsome, rich, and interesting. Ok...that's kind of rizz, but what I mean is that I'm not a player. Women come on to me, scary dominant witches.
I've already resolved to death by Snu Snu.
Meanwhile in the peanut gallery, various Professors sweat dropped, Dumbledore said something about Springtime of Youth... what? Snape snaped... and Hagrid, the gentle giant bro tried to halp.
"Professors Sinestra and Vector, I too would like to hear this tale." For his effort, he recieved two glares, one smoldering and the other icy, respectively.
"On second thought, maybe another time" He said, while turning his head towards Pommena.
I took a look towards one Professor after another, each turning away their heads, except for Snape, he just sneered.
My sides were starting to hurt as misery and joy conflicted.
If this is becoming a thing, I'm gonna develop a dinner PTSD.
Later that evening
Slug Club lounge
After dinner I ran, I mean I sought out my grand uncle at a normal walking speed. We went to his lounge to relax and catch up.
Sighing in contentment, Horace started "I can't thank you enough, I never wished to stop teaching, but I was worried about...nevermind that, and your solution for the DADA jinx, was brilliant if so simple in hindshight."
Raising an eyebrow, I of course knew what he meant by nevermind, he was scared that Dumbledore knew about him telling Tom about horcruxes.
"Yes, Snape is doing quite well teaching Magical Combat(name pending), that ungrateful sob, and you got Potions back, it's a win win."
"Now now, no need to insult a fellow colleague, Severus is a perfectly...", I smirked and Horace huffed, giving up a bad job.
"Moving on, those ladies will be the death of you, you should pick one and marry already" he said, while popping a crystalized pineapple.
Shrugging I said "No doubt, one day a woman will be my end, but not today." Now grinning I finished "And that candy will be the death of you, or maybe grandma and mother will if I tell them."
"You wouldn't tattle on dear uncle, would you?" He said with a shiver.
Women in our lives are scary. Wondering how I got like this, maybe it's the instinct to please/provide for a beautiful potential mate, or was it the fact I was raised by two strict and assertive women, doesn't really matter. It's all harmless roleplay, well mostly.
~Simpssss ~ Simpsss ~ Simpsss
"Go away you incel ghost!"
He wishes he was me, drowning in pussy, one time literally *cough*.
After getting rid of the pest with sufficient insults, banishment charm would be a bit extreme, uncle Horace continued.
"Fascinating tale that I couldn't help overhear at dinner. You travelled in one of these Muggle Air Balloons? to get around the portkey restriction. Remarkable, but aren't those dangerous?"
"Those would be Zepellins uncle" I said with fond exasperation, "and no, they haven't been around for 50 years. I travelled via airplanes which are much safer and faster, though how something that large and heavy can fly still boggles my mind, even after reading the physics explanation."
For me, getting a portkey is easy, considering my connections and wealth, but some nations put heavy restriction on them, if they even allow them. Good thing I know the ways of the Muggle, hence I have an advantage over other would be Indianas.
"Hmph, on one hand I don't like your fascination with the Muggles, but as a Slytherin, I'm proud of your cunning, and knowledge is knowledge. If only you weren't a Gryffindor, you'd be the perfect heir" Horace sighed while actually "secretly" smilling.
I rolled my eyes at this old rant, yes as any HP fan knows that ironically, Hulfflepuff is the best house, followed by Ravenclaw, but my sense of adventure placed me at the overrated House of Jocks.
Still, people aren't defined by two traits, and I didn't let that affect me.
If this was a wank-fic, I'd be Gryffindor/Slytherin/Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw heir with all the best from each house.
"Better Gryffindor than Slytherin, at least at how it was just a few years ago. Our little clubs are really helping with the inter-house rift. Dumbledore's rule really diminished Hogwarts, it's still not completely overturned and your house has the worst of it. Are you sure you don't want to be House Head?"
Uncle Horace looked down sadly before raising his head determinedly, "It's a travesty what happened to Hogwarts, and especially my house, but we can trust Snape to at least care for his snakes. A two way approach will work best, lest they get too soft with my coddling."
"If you're sure...", we chatted some more, before I went to my room after a long day.
AN
Gimme feedback, full chapter two later today.
Vote
Does Tiberius have a sister?
[]Y
MC has Cassandra's curse(no one believes him about meta knowledge)
[] It is absolute, no loopholes
[] We will find them holes! (i.e. write in)
Got a better name than Magical Combat? Try without any Defense/Protection just in case.
[]Write in
"Sinestra", Septima returned the greeting in equal measure.
Gulping, I tried to save the situation(myself), "Aurora my lovely, I was just about to greet you, but you know how I get.."
Aurora blazed her eyes at me.
"Shutting up now..."
"No, do tell how you get Tiberius" she said sweetly.
"Ah, distracted! You know how men are, attention to detail is not our forte." Smooth, saved.
"Is that what I am, a detail?"
"He can talk to whoever to whomever he wants, in fact Tiberius was just about to tell me about his latest adventure", Septima interrupted, as I felt a slender hand going to my side.
"Ladies, no need to argue, there's plenty to share-agh" feeling the feminine touch turn to pinching my side, I corrected "I mean, yes Septima."
She smiled smugly, as Aurora on the other side glared at her, then I felt another pinch from my other side...
I like to think that I have rizz, but really it's just me being handsome, rich, and interesting. Ok...that's kind of rizz, but what I mean is that I'm not a player. Women come on to me, scary dominant witches.
I've already resolved to death by Snu Snu.
Meanwhile in the peanut gallery, various Professors sweat dropped, Dumbledore said something about Springtime of Youth... what? Snape snaped... and Hagrid, the gentle giant bro tried to halp.
"Professors Sinestra and Vector, I too would like to hear this tale." For his effort, he recieved two glares, one smoldering and the other icy, respectively.
"On second thought, maybe another time" He said, while turning his head towards Pommena.
I took a look towards one Professor after another, each turning away their heads, except for Snape, he just sneered.
My sides were starting to hurt as misery and joy conflicted.
If this is becoming a thing, I'm gonna develop a dinner PTSD.
Later that evening
Slug Club lounge
After dinner I ran, I mean I sought out my grand uncle at a normal walking speed. We went to his lounge to relax and catch up.
Sighing in contentment, Horace started "I can't thank you enough, I never wished to stop teaching, but I was worried about...nevermind that, and your solution for the DADA jinx, was brilliant if so simple in hindshight."
Raising an eyebrow, I of course knew what he meant by nevermind, he was scared that Dumbledore knew about him telling Tom about horcruxes.
"Yes, Snape is doing quite well teaching Magical Combat(name pending), that ungrateful sob, and you got Potions back, it's a win win."
"Now now, no need to insult a fellow colleague, Severus is a perfectly...", I smirked and Horace huffed, giving up a bad job.
"Moving on, those ladies will be the death of you, you should pick one and marry already" he said, while popping a crystalized pineapple.
Shrugging I said "No doubt, one day a woman will be my end, but not today." Now grinning I finished "And that candy will be the death of you, or maybe grandma and mother will if I tell them."
"You wouldn't tattle on dear uncle, would you?" He said with a shiver.
Women in our lives are scary. Wondering how I got like this, maybe it's the instinct to please/provide for a beautiful potential mate, or was it the fact I was raised by two strict and assertive women, doesn't really matter. It's all harmless roleplay, well mostly.
~Simpssss ~ Simpsss ~ Simpsss
"Go away you incel ghost!"
He wishes he was me, drowning in pussy, one time literally *cough*.
After getting rid of the pest with sufficient insults, banishment charm would be a bit extreme, uncle Horace continued.
"Fascinating tale that I couldn't help overhear at dinner. You travelled in one of these Muggle Air Balloons? to get around the portkey restriction. Remarkable, but aren't those dangerous?"
"Those would be Zepellins uncle" I said with fond exasperation, "and no, they haven't been around for 50 years. I travelled via airplanes which are much safer and faster, though how something that large and heavy can fly still boggles my mind, even after reading the physics explanation."
For me, getting a portkey is easy, considering my connections and wealth, but some nations put heavy restriction on them, if they even allow them. Good thing I know the ways of the Muggle, hence I have an advantage over other would be Indianas.
"Hmph, on one hand I don't like your fascination with the Muggles, but as a Slytherin, I'm proud of your cunning, and knowledge is knowledge. If only you weren't a Gryffindor, you'd be the perfect heir" Horace sighed while actually "secretly" smilling.
I rolled my eyes at this old rant, yes as any HP fan knows that ironically, Hulfflepuff is the best house, followed by Ravenclaw, but my sense of adventure placed me at the overrated House of Jocks.
Still, people aren't defined by two traits, and I didn't let that affect me.
If this was a wank-fic, I'd be Gryffindor/Slytherin/Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw heir with all the best from each house.
"Better Gryffindor than Slytherin, at least at how it was just a few years ago. Our little clubs are really helping with the inter-house rift. Dumbledore's rule really diminished Hogwarts, it's still not completely overturned and your house has the worst of it. Are you sure you don't want to be House Head?"
Uncle Horace looked down sadly before raising his head determinedly, "It's a travesty what happened to Hogwarts, and especially my house, but we can trust Snape to at least care for his snakes. A two way approach will work best, lest they get too soft with my coddling."
"If you're sure...", we chatted some more, before I went to my room after a long day.
AN
Gimme feedback, full chapter two later today.
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Chapter 2 Sorting Ceremony
Fellow Human
Verified Roado Rolla
Next day came and I was a busy bee, fixing last minute schedule changes, avoiding being with two certain women at the wrong place at the wrong time, and one more thing, which was certain to give Dumbledore, or rather Minerva, a headache.
I was on my way to meet my ghastly friend, knocking and entering a classroom, there I saw him.
"Professor Binks, a moment, please?"
Binks was reminiscing and hardly payed attention, but he did turn to me and said "Young Wesley? Yes, how can I help?"
Bitch who the fuck are you calling Wesley, I'm no Picard's slap bitch.
"This isn't personal" I lied, it was now, "Hogwarts is in the red and cuts need be made."
"What are you.."
"You're fired" my wand swishing forward "Deleo Retentia!", sending an ephermal red light at the ghost who ruined decades of education in one of my favourite subjects.
Binks dispersed into motes of light, with what I'd like to think was a expression of content, like he was finally in peace.
Just kidding... ghosts are merely shadows made of memories, so I used this obscure spell that took me years to find...in Slughorn family's own library... The thing about lacking attention to detail wasn't a lie.
Casually I walked out, assured no one was there, because I checked the Marauders Map. I may not be a genius SI, but taking it from Filch's office was one of my easiest fixes.
Theoretically I may be putting myself under suspicion, since I'm the newest Professor here and students haven't arrived yet, but...so what?
It will be just another mysterious mystery, and it's better to give Minerva time to find a new Professor before the term starts...a whole two days!
Hah, I'm not that cruel, luckily I know a guy.
To be honest, we're not even friends, but I let the guy know to expect an opportunity. I suppose he know his history, but I just thought it'd be funny if a neckbeard taught in Hogwarts.
September 1st, 1991
Great Hall
There were suspicions, but without any proof or precedence and my poker face (read Occlumency, I would say Dumbledore wouldn't dare mind read adult wizards...but he totally would, the only exception being competent ones who'd catch him in the illegal Legillemency...though I'm not confident in my he said, she said chances).
Anyway, the prevailing theory is that Bins finally moved on.
Do ghost do that? Perhaps someone wrote a book or two, but in general mages don't care.
Yes, I know that's not the term, but it's easier than to keep saying wizards and witches.
"Care to bet where our little Saviour will go?" asked Aurora, my deadly beautiful Gaoler of the Right.
"I doubt that claim, I'd rather thank his mom" Well that came out right.
"..."
Recieving two piercing gazes I quickly explained "I mean, don't tell me you buy that Hippodung about a baby vanquishing the Dark Lord? It was probably his mother, the prodigy Enchantress. I don't know how people don't know this, buy my uncle wouldn't stop prasing her."
"I never bought that story, but our kind is ironically superstitious" said my deadly beautiful Gaoler of the Left, smirking at Aurora for being being quicker and tabbing a nice Septima++.
Putting on my best smug 'I know something you don't' face, I said "In any case, he'll be Gryffindor, I'm certain."
"Oh if you are certain, then you won't mind taking me shopping in Paris on the weekend when you lose, Slytherin."
Aurora fired her broadside cannons. The problem is, this isn't sink the ship game, I'm not even on the map!
"Ravenclaw and Barcelona" simply stated the native Catalonian.
This somehow became a home team contest, in more than one way.
"Are you betting on your house simply because he's wearing glasses, Septima?"
"Are you betting on yours because of the light wizard stereotype?"
"Touche" I hemmed and hawed for a bit, but stopping just before they got annoyed too much. It's a skill.
"Deal, and when I win?"
"I'll do that", said Aurora.
Septima simply nodded, while trying to hide a blush.
"Potter Harry", a small but average size boy for his age (Go me! What!? No, you sicko! I meant I'm the reason he's not malnourished) walked up to the hat, as the entire Hall fell silent.
Here we go, this is gonna take a while.
The moment the hat touched his head, "Slytherin!"
My fork and various other utensils across the Hall clattered on the tables and plates. What is this anime jaw dropping moment, is this some kind of trollic-karma?
My left side was already hurting, a bit weird being pain free on the right...I'm developing pain OCD.
AN
But seriously, I'll be working on 2k chapters at least. It's not like I personally like short chapters, usually they feel like you've read nothing once you catch up and follow updates. Depends on the format, I was tired and this felt like a good stopping spot.
I was on my way to meet my ghastly friend, knocking and entering a classroom, there I saw him.
"Professor Binks, a moment, please?"
Binks was reminiscing and hardly payed attention, but he did turn to me and said "Young Wesley? Yes, how can I help?"
Bitch who the fuck are you calling Wesley, I'm no Picard's slap bitch.
"This isn't personal" I lied, it was now, "Hogwarts is in the red and cuts need be made."
"What are you.."
"You're fired" my wand swishing forward "Deleo Retentia!", sending an ephermal red light at the ghost who ruined decades of education in one of my favourite subjects.
Binks dispersed into motes of light, with what I'd like to think was a expression of content, like he was finally in peace.
Just kidding... ghosts are merely shadows made of memories, so I used this obscure spell that took me years to find...in Slughorn family's own library... The thing about lacking attention to detail wasn't a lie.
Casually I walked out, assured no one was there, because I checked the Marauders Map. I may not be a genius SI, but taking it from Filch's office was one of my easiest fixes.
Theoretically I may be putting myself under suspicion, since I'm the newest Professor here and students haven't arrived yet, but...so what?
It will be just another mysterious mystery, and it's better to give Minerva time to find a new Professor before the term starts...a whole two days!
Hah, I'm not that cruel, luckily I know a guy.
To be honest, we're not even friends, but I let the guy know to expect an opportunity. I suppose he know his history, but I just thought it'd be funny if a neckbeard taught in Hogwarts.
September 1st, 1991
Great Hall
There were suspicions, but without any proof or precedence and my poker face (read Occlumency, I would say Dumbledore wouldn't dare mind read adult wizards...but he totally would, the only exception being competent ones who'd catch him in the illegal Legillemency...though I'm not confident in my he said, she said chances).
Anyway, the prevailing theory is that Bins finally moved on.
Do ghost do that? Perhaps someone wrote a book or two, but in general mages don't care.
Yes, I know that's not the term, but it's easier than to keep saying wizards and witches.
"Care to bet where our little Saviour will go?" asked Aurora, my deadly beautiful Gaoler of the Right.
"I doubt that claim, I'd rather thank his mom" Well that came out right.
"..."
Recieving two piercing gazes I quickly explained "I mean, don't tell me you buy that Hippodung about a baby vanquishing the Dark Lord? It was probably his mother, the prodigy Enchantress. I don't know how people don't know this, buy my uncle wouldn't stop prasing her."
"I never bought that story, but our kind is ironically superstitious" said my deadly beautiful Gaoler of the Left, smirking at Aurora for being being quicker and tabbing a nice Septima++.
Putting on my best smug 'I know something you don't' face, I said "In any case, he'll be Gryffindor, I'm certain."
"Oh if you are certain, then you won't mind taking me shopping in Paris on the weekend when you lose, Slytherin."
Aurora fired her broadside cannons. The problem is, this isn't sink the ship game, I'm not even on the map!
"Ravenclaw and Barcelona" simply stated the native Catalonian.
This somehow became a home team contest, in more than one way.
"Are you betting on your house simply because he's wearing glasses, Septima?"
"Are you betting on yours because of the light wizard stereotype?"
"Touche" I hemmed and hawed for a bit, but stopping just before they got annoyed too much. It's a skill.
"Deal, and when I win?"
"I'll do that", said Aurora.
Septima simply nodded, while trying to hide a blush.
"Potter Harry", a small but average size boy for his age (Go me! What!? No, you sicko! I meant I'm the reason he's not malnourished) walked up to the hat, as the entire Hall fell silent.
Here we go, this is gonna take a while.
The moment the hat touched his head, "Slytherin!"
My fork and various other utensils across the Hall clattered on the tables and plates. What is this anime jaw dropping moment, is this some kind of trollic-karma?
My left side was already hurting, a bit weird being pain free on the right...I'm developing pain OCD.
AN
But seriously, I'll be working on 2k chapters at least. It's not like I personally like short chapters, usually they feel like you've read nothing once you catch up and follow updates. Depends on the format, I was tired and this felt like a good stopping spot.
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