Does that mean yes to all who know droid speak?
Oh and C3PO do you want PR-1's upgrades?
Obi-Wan and Anakin do you have opinions on Ciaran's personal assisstant?
Gavin does Cheriss want to make you a daddy already with Priam?
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May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)
- Thread starter Dr. Snark
- Start date
- Sci-Fi
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- Tags
- star wars canon what canon tsundere dice ck2 quest actions have consequences all the credits all work and no play makes ciaran a dull girl best sister capitalism ho! despairing qm teetotaller society member gotta catch 'em all insanity looting off the rails sage dice approaching spicy sheev tsundere asajj
Oh and C3PO do you want PR-1's upgrades?
Obi-Wan and Anakin do you have opinions on Ciaran's personal assisstant?
Gavin does Cheriss want to make you a daddy already with Priam?
Master Basher
hYPER Demon
- Location
- UK
Dear Jar Jar Binks,
First, your opinion on Lady Ciaren. Who do you think she's like?
Second, your thougts on the rumor of some Badass gunslinger who PEWPEWPEWS people to death?
And lastly, how cool is Sheev Palpatine?
First, your opinion on Lady Ciaren. Who do you think she's like?
Second, your thougts on the rumor of some Badass gunslinger who PEWPEWPEWS people to death?
And lastly, how cool is Sheev Palpatine?
Khepri14
Thus kindly I scatter...
- Location
- Following the wind
@Grevious, what is your opinion on Jar Jar and his *ahem* "manly" cry and how he keeps attracting deadly creatures?
- Location
- Ireland
SoD shattered.
Barondoctor
The things I chase come to me.
- Location
- The other side of the mirror
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
- Location
- Tromso, Norway.
Dr. Snark, you should totally have used actual droid speak.
Also, it's apparently really hard to tag someone with a two-part name using an @.
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Because of course fans would have actually made beeps, squees, and boops into an actual language.
- Location
- Tromso, Norway.
Well of course.
Bit of background, the person who developed that language is on the writing team for the webcomic Darths and Droids, which for those unaware asks the question "What if the Star Wars movies were a PnP roleplaying game?", one of the players, Pete, who runs R2-D2 is pretty much the definition of nerd, and developed the language for IC use. (R2 has mute as a disadvantage, so Pete was trying to find a way around it.)
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@Anakin, how many ships how you crashed since the war started? And how many times have you blamed the ship for it?
@3PO, what does this mean?
- Location
- At the Edge of Insanity
Considering that I check the thread every single day, binged the ENTIRE QUEST a few times and am constantly cranky that the updates take so long you are allowed to guess what I think.
Favorite moment? TOO MANY TO LIST.
Khepri14
Thus kindly I scatter...
- Location
- Following the wind
Inb4 Sidious tries to kill Jar Jar for making a mockery of the Sith. Personally.
Or:
Inb4 Someone tries to kill Jar Jar and he "spontaneously develops" the ability to use the Force.
- Location
- Tulsa Oklahoma
Dear Palpatine,
You are on a boat and need to create a net to catch fish swimming beneath your boat. Would you weave a net with larger spacing between strands that allows you to catch the bigger fish in a short amount of time but allows the smaller are able to swim through, or do you make a net with a fine weave that would allow you to catch all of the fish, but risks all of the fish swimming away due to the time it takes you to weave your net?
You are on a boat and need to create a net to catch fish swimming beneath your boat. Would you weave a net with larger spacing between strands that allows you to catch the bigger fish in a short amount of time but allows the smaller are able to swim through, or do you make a net with a fine weave that would allow you to catch all of the fish, but risks all of the fish swimming away due to the time it takes you to weave your net?
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Dear everyone in the Abyss Watchers plus Ahsoka, Obi-wan, Padme and Anakin. You have been invited to a costume party, what would your costume be.
Time for another omake count!
Here's the links to each one:
Only one contribution this round from the designated 'omake dragon'; the winner here was @Barondoctor, who posted six new omakes.
In the last twenty-ish pages, we've added another 10 omakes, increasing our 'bank balance' to 95 bonuses.
Here's the links to each one:
Only one contribution this round from the designated 'omake dragon'; the winner here was @Barondoctor, who posted six new omakes.
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Barondoctor
The things I chase come to me.
- Location
- The other side of the mirror
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
I'm still six behind Teron--four once the latest two get acknowledged. Given that they coincided with the opening of the second quasi-annual Q&A, I understand.
I enjoy omake-counting time--inner dragon enjoys rolling in wealth and they tend to cause an uptick in reactions which makes insecure-writer-side happy.
- Location
- Leeds
- Location
- U.S.
Dear Palpatine, how would you feel if I were to inform you that Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord and everything you have done up to this point has been due to his manipulations?
@Dr. Snark
@Dr. Snark
Khepri14
Thus kindly I scatter...
- Location
- Following the wind
- Location
- Australia
Or Actually ...
Or:
Or:
- Location
- Somewhere, probably Earth
I present to you all this glorious collection of art.
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- Location
- Middle of Nowhere
Not seeing anything. Your link is either broken, or the art is very dadaist.
- Location
- Somewhere, probably Earth
fixed. Blasted 'Innovations' making everything more complex.
...What the hell.
I was reading 'Shades of Gray', a Star Wars story over at SpaceBattles, and came across this passage:
Except the text is true.
Per the wiki, "Master Vookto used his powers of elemental summoning to cleanse the planet with twin pillars of water and fire." According to the sidebar info, the casualties from the battle include:
Compare to other ecumenopolises around the galaxy:
And the Republic considered this a "victory", because the CIS didn't get its hands on a Sienar Fleet Systems starfighter facility.
...95 billion deaths, to protect a single factory?!
And then the Jedi have the audacity to honor Master Vookto with a funeral pyre, over the ashes of the planet he personally destroyed?
I was reading 'Shades of Gray', a Star Wars story over at SpaceBattles, and came across this passage:
This struck me as typical "but from my point of view the Jedi are evil" whining, so I looked it up.
Except the text is true.
Per the wiki, "Master Vookto used his powers of elemental summoning to cleanse the planet with twin pillars of water and fire." According to the sidebar info, the casualties from the battle include:
Recall that Lianna is an ecumenopolis -- that is, a city-planet like Coruscant or Taris. Again per the wiki, its population is 5.6 billion. However, this number is sourced from Mission to Lianna, which is a RPG supplement based on the original trilogy. That means that 5.6 billion is the number of inhabitants that survived the battle -- actually, not even that, 5.6 billion is the population after the planet had two decades to recover and repopulate.
Compare to other ecumenopolises around the galaxy:
- Alsakan (Core): 1 trillion inhabitants
- Denon (Inner Rim): over 500 billion inhabitants
- Karideph (Outer Rim): over 88 billion inhabitants
- Metellos (Core): 900 billion inhabitants
- Nar Shaddaa (Hutt Space): over 85 billion inhabitants
- Skako (Core): between 100-500 billion inhabitants... decades after the Clone Wars ended
And the Republic considered this a "victory", because the CIS didn't get its hands on a Sienar Fleet Systems starfighter facility.
...95 billion deaths, to protect a single factory?!
And then the Jedi have the audacity to honor Master Vookto with a funeral pyre, over the ashes of the planet he personally destroyed?
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