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May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)

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Given the theme of Borderlands I half expected it to be a shotgun made from Anakin's cyborg arm or that his cybernetic arm was built with the shotgun intentionally.
 
Or we blast one of Dooku's arms off with a shotgun, and then beat him to death with Anakin's flesh and blood arm. The one we had recovered and preserved because of course we would.
 
That's always got me about Star Wars:

They can hook up a cybernetic implant that can hook up directly to the nerves and synthetic skin capable of transmitting a sense of touch and pain if Return of the Jedi is anything to go by...

Yet they have problems attaching an actual arm back to where it was originally.
 
Tabron89 said:
That's always got me about Star Wars:

They can hook up a cybernetic implant that can hook up directly to the nerves and synthetic skin capable of transmitting a sense of touch and pain if Return of the Jedi is anything to go by...

Yet they have problems attaching an actual arm back to where it was originally.
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If you loose it by lightsaber a pretty broad area of the arm is vaporised.
Better a fake arm than the original that is now missing 2cm somehwere in the middle.
 
Well ladies and gentlemen I regret to inform you that democracy has failed since now we have a tie for the vote. Anarchy will begin in the next 24 hours, please prepare yourselves for the coming collapse of government.

...Okay I am serious about the tie thing. So, @Renars, @Erehwon the two of you are now the deciding voters unless other people decide to vote. That or @Teron can be the tiebreaker, at this point I honestly just need a leader and I really don't care how I get one.
 
welpthepeoplehavespokenkthxbye

Yeah, calling the vote now for the sake of my sanity. Our first switch will be following the rampage of Grievous and Ordo, but given the results I'm preemptively declaring that the one after that will be the explosion party hosted by Ciaran and Scorch.

Expect an update soon-ish.
 
Continuing with the Borderlands Comparisons:

Windu: Jinn, I need to know where we are on the Naboo situation.
Jinn: Fear not, I've got my best people on it.
Anakin: Now this is Pod Racing!
Windu: Who the force was that?
Jinn: That was the ten year-old boy I bet our ship on to get a hyperdrive.
[beat]
Windu: We are having a serious talk about your methods when you get back.
 
Whumbly said:
Continuing with the Borderlands Comparisons:

Windu: Jinn, I need to know where we are on the Naboo situation.
Jinn: Fear not, I've got my best people on it.
Anakin: Now this is Pod Racing!
Windu: Who the force was that?
Jinn: That was the ten year-old boy I bet our ship on to get a hyperdrive.
[beat]
Windu: We are having a serious talk about your methods when you get back.
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See, I was getting more of a Darths and Droids vibe from that...although to be fair the two comparisons aren't really mutually exclusive...
 
Dr. Snark said:
See, I was getting more of a Darths and Droids vibe from that...although to be fair the two comparisons aren't really mutually exclusive...
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IT LACKS EXPLOSIONS TO BE PROPER BORDERLANDS! 97% OF THE GALAXY ARE CURRENTLY NOT BEING BLOWN UP! THATS BU*BEEP*IT!

*Yes, I'm having fun. Why do you ask?*
 
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Darth Vader: Listen you dunderheads. There are only four serious force users left in this galaxy, I'm one of them and I know the location of another one at all times. So no, murdering some random old hobo and putting him into a tattered robe isn't going to get you the reward money. Admittly it was funny the first half-dozen times you chuckleheads did it, but now my office smells like mothballs and decomposition so cut it out.
 
Dr. Snark said:
See, I was getting more of a Darths and Droids vibe from that...although to be fair the two comparisons aren't really mutually exclusive...
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It's a bastardized quote from the pre-sequel. Trying to explain to your superior why you hired a ten year old is difficult in any situation.

Teron said:
IT LACKS EXPLOSIONS TO BE PROPER BORDERLANDS! 97% OF THE GALAXY ARE CURRENTLY NOT BEING BLOWN UP! THATS BU*BEEP*IT!

*Yes, I'm having fun. Why do you ask?*
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But the three percent blowing up is suitably cinematic in scale and timing.
 
Tabron89 said:
Darth Vader: Listen you dunderheads. There are only four serious force users left in this galaxy, I'm one of them and I know the location of another one at all times. So no, murdering some random old hobo and putting him into a tattered robe isn't going to get you the reward money. Admittly it was funny the first half-dozen times you chuckleheads did it, but now my office smells like mothballs and decomposition so cut it out.
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That sounds more like Emperor Palpatine criticising a bunch of Inquisitors.
 
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Whumbly said:
It's a bastardized quote from the pre-sequel. Trying to explain to your superior why you hired a ten year old is difficult in any situation.
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Oh right... Pickle. Let me quote:

Tassiter: John, I need to know where we are on the Helios situation.
Jack: I've got my best people on it, sir!
Pickle: Is that Tassiter, the president of Hyperion? He really as big a bottle-and-glass arse as they say?
Tassiter: Who the hell was that?
Jack: That was the ten year-old boy we hired to help us.
[beat]
Tassiter: You're fired, John.
 
Whumbly said:
That sounds more like Emperor Palpatine criticising a bunch of Inquisitors.
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It's from a side quest you get off the bounty board in Sanctuary, about taking down three/four assassins who are after Lilith.

After killing each one, you get an ECHO from Jack to the assassins and one of them talks about the fact that there are only four Sirens at any given time, so it's useless killing random women and scribbling on Siren tattoos in marker pen and how his office now smells of blood and marker fumes...

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It's a lot more funny when you listen to it yourself, as Jack puts as much humor about it and distain for the guys he hired into the ECHO as he could.
 
Warriors will meet a new droid type. I personally doubt that it will be "B2 Aqua droids", too simple. Maybe some kind of Duel droid (from sith side)?

Also I suggest next pair is Ciaran and Scorch, why? Cause explosions! Explosions everywhere! WAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
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