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If anyone's having trouble visualizing just how exactly Hazō intends to get such a crazy amount of sealing done (like I was!), then I'd recommend checking out this awesome graphic @ProperAttorney made!

 
Leaf needs access to more skywalkers. Or, at least, it would be beneficial if Leaf got access to more skywalkers.

We know it's possible to make a pedagogical seals, since Jiraiya did it for the Daybright seal, and Minato did it for the Bijuu Seal.

Thus, I propose the following...

  1. Insignificantly Thickens air pressure in a very small area
  2. Notably thickens air pressure in a very small area
  3. Moderately thickens air pressure in a very small area
  4. Insignificantly Thickens air pressure in a small area
  5. Notably Thickens air pressure in a small area
  6. Moderately thickens air pressure in small area
  7. Uselessly Tiny Air Dome, but with insignificant air density
  8. Uselessly Tiny Air Dome, but with a notable air density
  9. Uselessly Medium Air Dome, but with insignificant air density
  10. Uselessly Medium Air Dome, but with a notable air density
  11. Full Sized Air Dome, but with an insignificant air density
  12. Full Sized Air Dome, but with a notable air density
  13. Full Sized Air Dome, but with a moderate air density
  14. Air Dome
  15. Chime
  16. Chakra Adhesion Triggered chime
  17. Skywalkers

We could either dedicate a Shadow Clone to work on it, or we could instruct Kazushi (Goketsu research sealmaster who has finished Jiraiya's sealing lootbox and will soon begin Orochimaru's Sealing Lootbox) to work on it.

Then we can turn around and sell it to the Tower for some shinies.
 
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Chakra Use Proximity Triggered Activation Relay Seal (CUPTARS)
Once armed, this seal will detect nearby chakra use (as Chakdar) and, once it has detected chakra use meeting certain parameters (the seal is tuned to activate within a few meters of a ninja or chakra beast) it will activate the seal to which it is paired (as ARS).

The idea is to pair this with a macerator, stick it on a kunai, throw the kunai at someone, and now you can deliver a macerator to their face from some distance. Maybe eventually upgrade this to an array with some Rocket-Boots-derivatives and you can build a fully fledged chakra-seeking missile. It's also possible that chakdar can't detect people reliably enough for this to be useful, and we'll have to wait to figure out infared-detecting seals.

I'm open to suggestions for a better name.
 
Discussion questions for the pro-necromancy caucus:
  1. How will we persuade Naruto, possibly Tsunade, and probably Asuma (I don't think Naruto or Tsunade would be willing to go behind his back) to support us with the necromancy project?
  2. How will we distract Akatsuki?
  3. What steps do we need to take now to lay the groundwork for those things?
 
Discussion questions for the pro-necromancy caucus:
  1. How will we persuade Naruto, possibly Tsunade, and probably Asuma (I don't think Naruto or Tsunade would be willing to go behind his back) to support us with the necromancy project?
  2. How will we distract Akatsuki?
  3. What steps do we need to take now to lay the groundwork for those things?
Naruto probably won't require too much persuading. He and Ami have been getting close, she can likely swing it if it comes down to it. Once Naruto is on board, he and Noburi have... probably even odds to convince Tsunade. Hopefully Nobs' mednin skills are high enough that it won't matter. If it comes down to it, she will probably help just to make sure Naruto doesn't die. No idea about Asuma. May or may not keep it from him.
 
How will we persuade Naruto, possibly Tsunade, and probably Asuma (I don't think Naruto or Tsunade would be willing to go behind his back) to support us with the necromancy project?
I think the steps for persuading Naruto start with bringing Sasuke with us when we test the latching derivative of MS8. Sasuke already has seen the Rift, so it won't be much additional information he can vouch for us to Naruto. Based on that and Naruto's characterization I'd say he'll want to see it for himself. So we can invite him on our next trip, which should be tenketsu opening. Or maybe he'll consent to guard Hazou and Kagome when they move the Rift.
How will we distract Akatsuki?
Here I think Ami is our key player, and possibly to a lesser extent Hidan. If we can get Ami to throw some wrenches their way it might give us the time we need to move the Rift to a secure location.
What steps do we need to take now to lay the groundwork for those things?
Probably meet with Ami and ask her for feedback on our Akatsuki distraction plans, and let her know it'll be about 2-3 months before we need a distraction. As for Sasuke, just ask him while we're getting ready to leave to test MS8.3
 
Naruto probably won't require too much persuading. He and Ami have been getting close, she can likely swing it if it comes down to it. Once Naruto is on board, he and Noburi have... probably even odds to convince Tsunade. Hopefully Nobs' mednin skills are high enough that it won't matter. If it comes down to it, she will probably help just to make sure Naruto doesn't die. No idea about Asuma. May or may not keep it from him.
I agree Naruto doesn't seem like he would be too hard to convince—if we aren't also trying to convince him to go behind Asuma's back. He has shown very little tolerance for treason in the past, and seems to be loyal to Asuma. As for Tsunade—hopefully Noburi's mednin will be high enough and we won't need her, but that can't be depended on, and if the mission depends on her cooperation, we need a better strategy to persuade her than that.

I think the steps for persuading Naruto start with bringing Sasuke with us when we test the latching derivative of MS8. Sasuke already has seen the Rift, so it won't be much additional information he can vouch for us to Naruto. Based on that and Naruto's characterization I'd say he'll want to see it for himself. So we can invite him on our next trip, which should be tenketsu opening. Or maybe he'll consent to guard Hazou and Kagome when they move the Rift.
I like the idea of bringing Sasuke, that sounds like a good idea (as long as he doesn't tell Asuma what we're doing, causing Asuma to ask why he didn't know about this).

Here I think Ami is our key player, and possibly to a lesser extent Hidan. If we can get Ami to throw some wrenches their way it might give us the time we need to move the Rift to a secure location.
When we discussed this with Ami in the original A-day chapters she explicitly said she wouldn't be able to take care of all of them herself and we would need to help provide the distraction. More plan than this is needed.

Probably meet with Ami and ask her for feedback on our Akatsuki distraction plans, and let her know it'll be about 2-3 months before we need a distraction. As for Sasuke, just ask him while we're getting ready to leave to test MS8.3
I agree we should get Ami's feedback, once we actually have... plans to distract Akatsuki. Which I don't think we do.
 
Leaf needs access to more skywalkers. Or, at least, it would be beneficial if Leaf got access to more skywalkers.

We know it's possible to make a pedagogical seals, since Jiraiya did it for the Daybright seal, and Minato did it for the Bijuu Seal.

IIRC a skywalker lasts 30 minute. Why not research longer lasting variant for more advanced sealmasters?
 
I agree we should get Ami's feedback, once we actually have... plans to distract Akatsuki. Which I don't think we do.
Well, let's get started on that, then.

Hidan, Kakuzu: We can probably distract them fairly easily by paying them to do a job, which we have plenty of money to do. Doesn't have to be our job, we don't have to be involved.

Sasori: Throw more hints of 3D sealing at him. Make Ren regret ever shunning Hana.

Itachi: If he's anything like canon, he has a soft spot for Sasuke. Arrange for them to meet somewhere we don't care about collateral. Also, dragonwar.

Kisame: Dragonwar. Also I've gotten the vague impression that he's Akatsuki's Noburi. There might be something we can do there.

Deidara: If we can get him in a room with Kagome without either of them blowing the other up, I think they'd get along well. Unfortunately, Kagome is not good enough at OPSEC for that to work. How's Mari's work on getting him OPSEC-capable going? @Paperclipped @Velorien @eaglejarl

Konan: She's the wildcard, IMO. We don't know much about her personality or what her jounin quirks are.
 
Well, let's get started on that, then.

Hidan, Kakuzu: We can probably distract them fairly easily by paying them to do a job, which we have plenty of money to do. Doesn't have to be our job, we don't have to be involved.

Sasori: Throw more hints of 3D sealing at him. Make Ren regret ever shunning Hana.

Itachi: If he's anything like canon, he has a soft spot for Sasuke. Arrange for them to meet somewhere we don't care about collateral. Also, dragonwar.

Kisame: Dragonwar. Also I've gotten the vague impression that he's Akatsuki's Noburi. There might be something we can do there.

Deidara: If we can get him in a room with Kagome without either of them blowing the other up, I think they'd get along well. Unfortunately, Kagome is not good enough at OPSEC for that to work. How's Mari's work on getting him OPSEC-capable going? @Paperclipped @Velorien @eaglejarl

Konan: She's the wildcard, IMO. We don't know much about her personality or what her jounin quirks are.
Now, there is the other question: How and when do we tell Asuma of our plans?
 
Well, let's get started on that, then.

Hidan, Kakuzu: We can probably distract them fairly easily by paying them to do a job, which we have plenty of money to do. Doesn't have to be our job, we don't have to be involved.

Sasori: Throw more hints of 3D sealing at him. Make Ren regret ever shunning Hana.

Itachi: If he's anything like canon, he has a soft spot for Sasuke. Arrange for them to meet somewhere we don't care about collateral. Also, dragonwar.

Kisame: Dragonwar. Also I've gotten the vague impression that he's Akatsuki's Noburi. There might be something we can do there.

Deidara: If we can get him in a room with Kagome without either of them blowing the other up, I think they'd get along well. Unfortunately, Kagome is not good enough at OPSEC for that to work. How's Mari's work on getting him OPSEC-capable going? @Paperclipped @Velorien @eaglejarl

Konan: She's the wildcard, IMO. We don't know much about her personality or what her jounin quirks are.
We have a super easy distraction for everyone - tell them the Seedling is in Mist and throw our ally under the bus lmfao
 
Well, let's get started on that, then.

Hidan, Kakuzu: We can probably distract them fairly easily by paying them to do a job, which we have plenty of money to do. Doesn't have to be our job, we don't have to be involved.

Sasori: Throw more hints of 3D sealing at him. Make Ren regret ever shunning Hana.

Itachi: If he's anything like canon, he has a soft spot for Sasuke. Arrange for them to meet somewhere we don't care about collateral. Also, dragonwar.

Kisame: Dragonwar. Also I've gotten the vague impression that he's Akatsuki's Noburi. There might be something we can do there.

Deidara: If we can get him in a room with Kagome without either of them blowing the other up, I think they'd get along well. Unfortunately, Kagome is not good enough at OPSEC for that to work. How's Mari's work on getting him OPSEC-capable going? @Paperclipped @Velorien @eaglejarl

Konan: She's the wildcard, IMO. We don't know much about her personality or what her jounin quirks are.
I like the idea of paying Hidan and Kakuzu to go away. Maybe a long mission to the eastern continent or southern islands...

Telling Sasori about 3D sealing seems promising, but I think there was a reason we didn't do that earlier... I remember @Inferno Vulpix was talking about it.

I don't think we can distract Itachi with Sasuke without metagaming (more than we already do, I guess) nor do I think Sasuke would be on board with that. Enlisting Itachi and Kisame to help with the dragonwar seems like a good idea, we should do that. Maybe delegate to Enma or someone else on the 7th path.

Hopefully Ami will have ideas for Deidara and Konan, because yeah, we just don't know enough about them at this point.
 
I think the steps for persuading Naruto start with bringing Sasuke with us when we test the latching derivative of MS8. Sasuke already has seen the Rift, so it won't be much additional information he can vouch for us to Naruto. Based on that and Naruto's characterization I'd say he'll want to see it for himself. So we can invite him on our next trip, which should be tenketsu opening. Or maybe he'll consent to guard Hazou and Kagome when they move the Rift.

Unfortunately, it is somewhat known that we previously had an interest in the rift.
I do not want to publicise that we are actively working on a sealchain to manipulate it.

Sasuke's mission report will be read by, at minimum, Asuma. Plausibly also any number of other leaf jonin.

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Plus, Naruto's already onboard. The only potential hangup is that he may insist on including Asuma, which is a problem Sasuke don't help with at all.
 
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Telling Sasori about 3D sealing seems promising, but I think there was a reason we didn't do that earlier... I remember @Inferno Vulpix was talking about it.
Telling Sasori about our route to 3D Sealing could theoretically be part of a strategy to distract him, but in and of itself we do not gain a meaningful distraction by telling Sasori about it.

To unlock 3D Sealing you need ES 50 at minimum, maybe ES 60 depending on whether you can find another way to get the substrate. Supposing we provided him this jutsu so he could level it, we do not know how long it would take to get to a high enough level, both because of the ambiguous level to hit and because we don't know his XP rate and jutsu halfcosts. So he'll be distracted... for a duration of time that we can't predict, at a time that we can't predict. There's no meaningful way to use this to our advantage, unless components of it are set-up for something else.

And meanwhile it leaks 3D Sealing, a tool of potentially enormous power, to the Akatsuki. Even with Asuma pledging unconditional support to the Dragonwar, he may balk at authorizing such an exchange. After all, Sasori isn't a summoner and could only help the Dragonwar indirectly by lending his sealing expertise to the exploration of the field of 3D Sealing. In exchange, Leaf forfeits a potentially huge source of power over the other nations to the group of madmen who tried to end the world as we know it and killed countless of Asuma's friends failing to do so.

It's, of course, impossible to keep PS entirely to ourselves so long as Orochimaru is on the case, and there is a strong case for getting as many Primordial Sealmasters as possible to stack the deck as best as we can, but the cost of this specific proliferation is rather high and the benefits rather mild, especially if Sasori is not as cooperative as Orochimaru has been. As-is, I wouldn't be aghast at the idea of sharing PS with Sasori, but I'd be firmly against it.
 
And meanwhile it leaks 3D Sealing, a tool of potentially enormous power, to the Akatsuki. Even with Asuma pledging unconditional support to the Dragonwar, he may balk at authorizing such an exchange.
Come to think of it, most of the gambits we could pursue to distract Akatsuki would be treasonous if we pursued them behind Asuma's back. So we really ought to come clean to him soon (after the next trip to the rift, at the latest) or commit ourselves to treason (I think this would be an EXTREMELY BAD IDEA).
 
Interlude: Preparing for the Future
Interlude: Preparing for the Future

Hazō and Ino often drew stares in the streets of Leaf. Actually, that wasn't quite right. Ninja drew stares in the streets of Leaf. For all that Leaf was a ninja village, the civilians still paid careful attention to the ninja when they bothered to walk normally instead of running on the rooftops (roofers always had plenty of work to do in the city).

Hazō and Ino were a pair of senior ninja – or what passed for senior ninja after the Triple Disaster – clan heads, and relatively famous public figures in the biggest city in the world. If they weren't careful, they would draw crowds.

Today, they were being careful. Neither of them wore the full regalia of a clan head with all its layered silks and jewels, instead opting for ordinary clothes -- not field-ready ninja gear, but finely made clothes with subtle and tasteful hints at their respective clan colors (and when Hazō had returned Jiraiya to the mortal realm, he would make the Gōketsu patriarch apologize to the innumerable tailors harmed by the dual instructions of "use primarily red and green" and "be tasteful"). Even so, heads turned and business stopped as they passed.

"Just be nice," Ino said. "It's a happy occasion. Just smile a lot and keep it light. No one's going to bring Jashin up unless you do first."

"Seems like a lot of trouble," Hazō said. "Maybe it'd just be easier to wait for a couple weeks, do some sealing research while people calm down and internalize the stuff I talked about at that speech, and only then get back into the swing of Leaf politics."

"No!" Ino said. "Are you crazy? Getting invited to small private events with the Hokage is great for your rep, but disappearing off to who-knows-where to worship who-knows-what is awful! Sure, you probably aren't committing secret blood rituals in your research facilities, but you're definitely not doing it when right in front of the living incarnation of the Will of Fire. Plus, the other people here are ones with a lot of good rep too, so it'll rub off on you that you're associating with them."

Ino, of course, had been trying her best to coach Hazō through navigating the reputational minefield of his own creation. She'd been angry at him at first, and he couldn't even blame her. Her father hadn't been personally killed by Hidan, but many people she'd looked up to – senior ninja, uncles, older cousins – had been.

Luckily, like with the rest of his family, she didn't try too hard to probe his Jashinism, and instead easily assumed that he didn't have a maybe-ill-advised relationship with a dark god (and he certainly didn't want to correct her). Instead, after some… minor yelling, she'd sighed and gotten to work.

"And my bad rep won't rub off on them?"

"Eh. You're like the dirty hands of someone who just spent a day in the field, they're like clean, pristine towels, and I'm here trying to get the hands clean. The towels will get washed anyway."

"I'll let everyone at the party know you called them towels."

"Don't you dare," Ino said, fixing him with a joking glare that melted into a smile.

They entered the Sarutobi compound and quickly found their way to the clan's main building, where Ino left Hazō's side to race over and tackle-hug the Hokage out of a conversation he was having with a pair of Sarutobi civilians.

"Asuma-sensei!" she said. "Congratulations on the new baby! When did you find out? Have the healers told you if it's going to be a boy or a girl yet? Have you started thinking about names? You're going to name the baby after me, right?"

Asuma accepted the hug for a couple seconds, but started trying to peel Ino away halfway into her endless stream of questions. "Ino, you can't just attack me like this in public, it's unseemly."

Ino refused to be pulled away. "Questions were asked, sensei. Answer them first."

"But you asked so many!"

Ino looked up at him and pouted.

"Fine. We had our suspicions back in December, but the healers only confirmed it for us last month. That was right before the Chūnin Exams, so we decided to wait and see. We haven't yet asked a Hyūga about whether the baby's a boy or a girl, and Kurenai asked Hinata not to say anything yet. We've thought about names, yes, but your name is not in the running."

Ino released him. "Bad taste. Everyone knows my name is the best name."

Asuma raised an eyebrow. "Is there anyone who would say that?"

"Hazō!" Ino said, turning to face her boyfriend. "What's the best name?"

"I think 'Ino' has to be up there, sir," Hazō said to Asuma, keeping his face straight. "The world would be a better place with more Inos."

"And that's why you should teach me Shadow Clone," Ino said to her sensei, with a sweet face.

Asuma laughed. "Later, Ino. Get inside and give your congratulations to Kurenai too."

o-o-o​

"He's gonna be such a good dad!"

"I know, right?"

"I mean, I never much liked it when he did the whole 'sit you down and wait as long as he wants until you tell him what you did and then explain why it was wrong and why it won't happen again' thing, but I think it'll be really good for the kid!"

"You mean, you didn't like it when he did it to you, but you want him to do it to the baby?" Kurenai asked Ino.

Ino shrugged. "Well, isn't your baby going to have a rebellious phase? Teenagers do that. And you know he's gonna do his very best to raise an amazing young man or woman."

"Yeah," Kurenai said, tapping a finger to her cheek, "but if you know why he did what he did, why are you still annoyed by his… style?"

"Oh, that?" Ino said, batting the question away with a hand. "I was already right pretty much all the time, and I got amazing pretty fast. But hey, maybe your baby will be able to hold a candle to my greatness one day, right?"

Kurenai laughed. "Of course, Ino."

"But how have you been feeling? Have you had morning sickness?"

"Oh, I felt pretty sick for a while," Kurenai said, nodding along with a smile. "But that was before I knew I was pregnant. Lately, I feel like I've been glowing. It's been good!"

"No… headaches, with all the AMITY business?" Ino said, leaning in conspiratorially and tapping the side of her head.

Kurenai laughed. "No, the minx has been well behaved for once in her life. Still weird, but she's always had a really bad case of jōnin. Actually, Ami came over for a nice dinner the other evening. She seemed to hit it off with one of Asuma's cousins."

"Ooh, another budding romance?" Ino asked.

"A seduction specialist falling in love?" Kurenai said with a wry grin. "Less likely than a freeze in July. I think she's just making an excuse to come over to the estate a couple more times before she presents us some weirdly optimized restructuring of the buildings that we can't really deny since it would improve defensibility, but would also require us to hire a construction company of her choice and tie us into some nasty web of complicated obligations."

"Sounds annoying," Ino said, nodding along with a smile. "Anyway, are you excited!?"

Yes, I'm very excited! The healers say the baby will probably come in June. Actually, speaking of which, there she is right now. If you'll excuse me."

Kurenai left her conversation with Ino and walked over to an arriving Sarutobi midwife, an older woman with streaks of gray in her auburn hair and paper-thin skin over bony hands that looked like they could crush steel in their grip. He looked away, not wanting to intrude, and stepped up to Ino, who was watching Kurenai go with a faint smile. As he approached, she switched to her 'conspiracy' face and gestured him close.

"Did you see?" Ino said, moving one in a faint arc above her belly. "I think she's starting to show. Not much, but there's definitely a little more there than there used to be. What do you think?"

Hazō hazarded another glance at Kurenai, who was laughing with the midwife and laying a hand gently on her own belly. "I don't know," he said. "I never watched her closely enough to tell."

Ino sighed. "You're supposed to say yes. Maybe you don't see it with your eyes, but you can feel it in the mood. The excitement? It's not about what's actually there, it's about the potential, y'know?"

Hazō raised an eyebrow. Kurenai didn't normally talk the way she had with Ino, so excited and exuberant. If Hazō had noticed Kurenai playing along, Ino definitely had as well. "So… this is all performative?"

"No," Ino said with a sigh, resting her chin on her hand on the side of the fireplace. "It's like… okay, at the base level, there's not much to say. 'Oh you're pregnant? Great, good luck, see you in eight months.' But it's a really good thing that you want to celebrate. So you build up levels of structure around it to enjoy the good feeling and spread it around. Sure, Kurenai could have put out a bulletin and stopped at that, but instead she gets to ride out the high and we get to enjoy her enjoyment and we also get to think about the babies we'll maybe have one day and then… well, there's a lot there, but it's basically all good, right? So is anything but the most efficient way to communicate information a performance? Or, after the core communication is done, does everything else become something else?"

Hazō nodded. "Maybe like a play. The playwright could go on stage and summarize the key plot points, but then no one would go to plays. Or maybe they would, but it would be more like a poetry thing instead of the playwrights trying to make a story that takes you to a different world."

"Yeah," Ino said. "Kinda that. Kinda not. We're in the play, but we're also getting to enjoy it. Also, it's real. Anyway, want to go tease Asuma-sensei?"

Before Hazō could respond, she bounded over to where the Hokage had just walked in, having a conversation with Chōji and a couple of the Sarutobi elders.

"Asuma-sensei!" Ino said, cutting through their conversation. "I heard the baby's coming in June. That's only four months away! Why are you so cruelly continuing to send her out on missions?"

Chōji gaped. "Wait, we have a due date?"

"We?" Asuma said, glancing at Chōji. After a second, Asuma chuckled, raising his hands. "It's just a guess, nothing official. And Ino – do you think I could stop her from giving her best for the village? She knows her limits. We've discussed it and she'll be leaving active duty in a month or so. Maybe less, maybe more, but I trust that she can make a good decision. She'll probably still be out and about in the village for a while longer than that, though. She's too tough to spend her whole pregnancy on her back." Asuma glanced at Kurenai from across the room and gave a small, tender smile that Hazō had never seen before.

"And you're not going to be so cruel as to put her back in the field as soon as the baby's born, right?"

"Of course not, Ino," Asuma said. "She'll be taking a few months to just be a mother. Why are you painting me as heartless? I'll also spend as much time as I can with Kurenai and the baby."

"But you're not going to stop at one kid, right Asuma-sensei?" Chōji asked innocently.

"Probably not," Asuma said, frowning. "I had four siblings, and Kurenai had… seven, I think. My memories with my siblings are some of my most cherished. We both want a big family."

"So…" Ino said. "Maybe while you're spending all that time with the baby, you'll end up… y'know. Making another."

"Ino!" Asuma said, flushing slightly.

"Oh, you lied, Asuma-sensei!" Chōji said. "You said Kurenai was too tough to let pregnancy keep her on her back. But that's not the reason why she's never going to return to the field, is it?"

"Chōji!" Asuma said, turning to the young Akimichi heir. One of the Sarutobi elders looked offended and disgusted, the other was keeling over trying not to laugh at Asuma's frustration. Ino nudged Hazō. He looked over and she inclined her head towards one of the exits. Let's go, she mouthed, suppressing her laughter.

"What do you think you're saying, young man?" Asuma said angrily, leaning in close to Akimichi. "I know we're in a private space, but I am the Hokage, and you cannot be saying things like that!

"Plus," he said, lowering his voice to a still-raging whisper, "Kurenai's in the room. If she hears you talking like that, she'll flay you thrice over – and me too, for letting you say it."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Chōji said, putting his hands up as he laughed. "It wasn't my idea! Ino put me up to it!"

Hazō and Ino had made it to one of the doors, and Ino had just enough time to belt out "I did not!" before she tugged on Hazō's hand and pulled him away from the fuming Hokage and his amused audience.

o-o-o​

After making the rounds, Hazō collapsed into an armchair in a room far removed from the party. His head was agonizing. With Akane's disappearance, he'd accelerated his pace of sealing research, spending far more time in the distant, confusing universe of his shattered memories of the Pangolin Summoning Scroll. It had been paying dividends – but it came at a price. More than once, Gaku had walked in on him staring blankly at a wall, unable to summon the mental wherewithal to free himself from the Scroll's psychic pull.

Of course, the problem was exacerbated by the fact that he was spending almost every single hour not dedicated to necromancy focusing on the Great Seal. With his access to a material that, as best as he could tell, mimicked the chakra-conductive properties of the Great Seal, he was finally able to start developing a real theory of three-dimensional sealing. Still, spending at least forty-eight hours per day (and thank Tobirama for the Shadow Clone Technique) in deep focus to recreate ancient sealing theory wasn't helping his condition.

Thankfully, he didn't need the Pangolin Scroll memories at all in order to make progress. The mental focus needed to study the Great Seal was exhausting in only the normal ways, not the ones that made it feel like people from beyond the veil were trying to claw their way out of his skull. In fact, for all its help in analogizing the Great Seal to his conventional sealing knowledge, Hazō had found that eldritch insight to be occasionally counter to the reality of three-dimensional seals. He was now sure that, had his confidence convinced him to infuse that single-stroke seal on the day when he'd discovered the crystal's potential, he would have caused a sealing failure of unknowable proportions. This ancient style of sealing was unimaginably different from ordinary sealing. It made him feel like he'd barely scratched the surface.

He opened his eyes, briefly. The room's curtains were drawn, but he could tell that the sun had lowered in the sky. Shikamaru had joined him in the room at some point, collapsing into another armchair in companionable silence. One part of Hazō's ninja training cursed at his unawareness, but the rest of him gave into the pain again. He closed his eyes.

For all Kei's warnings about offering connections into his mind to forces beyond his comprehension, exploiting his attempted download of the Pangolin Scroll still hadn't caused him any substantial problems. He may not have escaped with the Scroll's design stored into his bloodline, but he had gained a far greater insight into sealcraft. And for all Ami's advice about defending against beings that would manipulate his senses or emotions, he'd noticed nothing of the sort trying to intrude upon his world.

He didn't know why, but there was something different about the Summoning Scrolls. They were inviolable – but the Great Seal was too (well, almost), and he could easily summon his memory of the Great Seal for all that it had overloaded his bloodline at first. Perhaps it was something about how they made new matter inviolable. Ink and blood applied by a summoner would never fade. There was something to the Summoning Scrolls, something that made them more than everything else, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

He cracked his eyes again. Asuma had arrived at some point, creeping away from the rest of the party to find a quiet point. The Hokage glanced at Hazō, then back at the game of shogi he'd started with Shikamaru. The quiet clicks of the tiles against the lacquered board were pleasant, their irregularity a mild balm against his fractured thoughts.

He knew what he needed. Anchors to remind him of the physical realm. He focused on his strongest sense-memories of the world. Running through the treetops, legs burning and the wind blowing in his face. Getting dunked underwater by the Mist Academy teachers and held there until he almost choked. The time he'd spent with Akane, feeling the strength of her body and the softness of her hair.

As he recalled, he felt himself returning to his body, becoming the master of his own ship again. His head still hurt, but it was just pain. It wasn't even particularly hard. He just needed to retain an ironclad focus on his physical body if he didn't want to slip. With the few minutes of rest he'd taken, he could make it till nightfall.

He pulled himself out of the armchair, stretching his limbs lightly, and paced over to the shogi board. Unexpectedly, the Hokage was winning.

Shikamaru must have read Hazō's surprise, and said, "Odds game. I started without the gold generals."

Asuma sighed. "I remember when you only had to give me a lance. Or even just one general."

"You never go easy on him?" Hazō asked.

"No," Shikamaru said, raising a knight and setting it down with a soft clack.

Asuma winced, then glanced at Hazō with a restrained moroseness. The Hokage quickly selected his move and pieces flew back and forth on the board. When every piece had been taken, Shikamaru's diminished army now equaled Asuma's.

Asuma sighed. "I was hoping you wouldn't see that. Well, we're even now. That gives me a fifty percent chance to win, right?"

Shikamaru selected his piece and shifted it sideways on the board, already preparing a new attack. "Lower, Asuma-sensei. Much, much lower."

o-o-o​

The party had been a small event. Asuma and Kurenai had invited only family members and what few friends they had as senior jōnin. To no surprise, Kei hadn't come (claiming business with "contingency planning", a fully general excuse on par with the Gōketsu's "explosives testing"). As people started to leave the party, Hazō spotted Kurenai talking with another woman, one of the recently promoted jōnin. The other woman looked to be in her late twenties, but Hazō couldn't place her name. KEI, probably.

They seemed to be enjoying themselves. Hazō didn't understand. He'd seen the figures for new jōnin promotion survival rates. Sure, in the aftermath of the war and the advent of AMITY, there would be fewer risky missions for jōnin to take. But still, the woman would likely be dead within a year or two. And Kurenai just accepted it and smiled and laughed, and didn't do anything about it.

Asuma stepped behind Kurenai and drew his arms around her. Hazō looked away before he could stare for too long, and searched out Ino.

"Did you talk with Hinata?" Ino asked as Hazō found her. She laced his fingers through his as they walked.

"No, I didn't," Hazō said. "Nothing more than greeting them when they came in."

"Yeah, I saw you do the bro-nod with Shino!" Ino said. "Since when were you bros? Anyway, apparently Hinata accidentally overheard a conversation, and Asuma and Kurenai already picked out a name. It's gotta be gender neutral if they really don't know if the baby's a boy or a girl. What do you think it could be?"

"I honestly have no clue," Hazō said.

"He's just head-over-heels for her," Ino said, after a couple minutes of walking. "Most male ninja, most clan heads even, don't mind having a woman or three on the side, but as far as I can tell, Asuma-sensei only has eyes for Kurenai. It's too cute."

"You know," Hazō said. "To many, you or Akane was the woman on the side."

"That's not the same, Hazō," Ino said crossly. "It's about loyalty. Dedication. Love. The kinds of things that the average ninja that makes it to that age doesn't have anymore. I guess after your first five lovers die, you start asking what's the point?"

They walked for a couple steps more before she leaned her head onto his shoulder. "I miss Akane," she said.

Ino knew about his necromantic ambitions, of course. She'd been the first one he'd felt out after Kagome-sensei, even before anyone else in the clan, and Naruto would have reminded her that Hazō was still working on it just a couple months ago. Still, after Akane's death, he hadn't wanted to say anything about it to her. Ino had already been strung so thin between the various deaths in her life, and Hazō couldn't be sure that extending her a line of hope only for it to be snatched away by a sealing failure or Akatsuki or who-knew-what wouldn't break her.

Even in the dark, empty streets, he couldn't say anything about the necromancy project aloud. Still, he considered saying something, anything to comfort her.

He didn't find anything.

"I miss her too," he said, squeezing her hand. She squeezed his back.

They walked in silence for a few minutes.

They eventually reached the crossway where they'd need to split. Over the bridge to the Gōketsu compound, towards the mountain for the Yamanaka one.

Ino leaned in for a kiss.

"Thank you," she said. "For coming out and socializing. For getting out of your sealing lab."

"Thank you for inviting me," Hazō said.

Ino smiled, then sighed. "Asuma-sensei and Kurenai are going to build a great family. Maybe in a couple years, Naruto will be ready to be Hokage, and Asuma-sensei can focus on being a great dad. And he really will be, you know? That part wasn't performance at all."

Hazō remembered Asuma, grappling with the moral weight of the decision, but electing to kill Isan anyway. Five hundred lives, ended within seconds by his ninjutsu. Asuma had been a ninja for two decades before that moment, and five hundred likely hadn't even been a tenth of the deaths he'd caused over his career. And now, for all that, he would bring one more life into this world. A happy life, perhaps, though the child would no doubt grow up to be a killer themselves.

"Yeah," Hazō said, uncertain. "I'm sure he will."

"And maybe one day…" she said, eyeing him thoughtfully.

"Yes?"

"Nothing," she said. "We can ask Asuma to babysit, maybe."

"Ah," Hazō said. "I don't know if I'll have time…"

"Babies are cute, Hazō! You can find the time."

"We'll see."

"I suppose it's the best I'll get from a sealmaster," Ino said with a small sigh. "So be it. Good night, Hazō."

"Good night, Ino."
 
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Awwwwh, that was adorable.

We should really make more time for social activities.

OR, we could wait until Ami pulls us out of our sealing lab and makes us
 
I don't see how we can do it non-treasonously. There's little to convince Asuma that we can actually open a portal to the afterlife, so he won't sign off on any larger expenses and sacrifices.
It's why Ami proposes maximum treason, or close to it.

Also, Ami cannot distract all of Akatsuki on her lonesome. Not if she's actually right about Sasori being on the ball with his own afterlife rift project.
 
Hazō and Ino often drew stares in the streets of Leaf. Actually, that wasn't quite right. Ninja drew stares in the streets of Leaf
Well it's rude to stare
and when Hazō had returned Jiraiya to the mortal realm, he would make the Gōketsu patriarch apologize to the innumerable tailors harmed by the dual instructions of "use primarily red and green" and "be tasteful"
JIRAIYA: Nice try, kid, but I'm not doing any of that and you can't make me
HAZŌ: S-rank sealmaster?
JIRAIYA: Yes? And?
HAZŌ: "I brought you to this world and I can pretty damn well put you back"?
JIRAIYA: ... Fine okay that was funny enough, I'll do it.
Sure, you probably aren't committing secret blood rituals in your research facilities
Of course not. Haha. That would not be very good now would it
Plus, the other people here are ones with a lot of good rep too, so it'll rub off on you that you're associating with them.
Mr Welch's List, number 2046: The very thought of improving my humanity by osmosis costs humanity.
Ino released him. "Bad taste. Everyone knows my name is the best name."

Asuma raised an eyebrow. "Is there anyone who would say that?"

"Hazō!" Ino said, turning to face her boyfriend. "What's the best name?"

"I think 'Ino' has to be up there, sir," Hazō said to Asuma, keeping his face straight. "The world would be a better place with more Inos."
Oh I love when they're all being dorks <3
"And that's why you should teach me Shadow Clone," Ino said to her sensei, with a sweet face.
You might even say... making an inocent face? Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out
if you know why he did what he did, why are you still annoyed by his… style?"

"Oh, that?" Ino said, batting the question away with a hand. "I was already right pretty much all the time, and I got amazing pretty fast. But hey, maybe your baby will be able to hold a candle to my greatness one day, right?"

Kurenai laughed. "Of course, Ino."
We need to remember that for next time we get killboxed, just in case, you know?
"A seduction specialist falling in love?" Kurenai said with a wry grin. "Less likely than a freeze in July.
We can make both of those happen. Wait, maybe we even did? EM nukes were used three times in all, right?
So is anything but the most efficient way to communicate information a performance? Or, after the core communication is done, does everything else become something else?
How neurotypical do you want the answer? :p
"Yeah," Ino said. "Kinda that. Kinda not. We're in the play, but we're also getting to enjoy it. Also, it's real.
Also the play is not written, and there are no spectators except the hidden ANBU, who don't care about the plot as much as the characters, and-
"What do you think you're saying, young man?" Asuma said angrily, leaning in close to Akimichi. "I know we're in a private space, but I am the Hokage, and you cannot be saying things like that!

"Plus," he said, lowering his voice to a still-raging whisper, "Kurenai's in the room. If she hears you talking like that, she'll flay you thrice over – and me too, for letting you say it."
... Dispel!
He may not have escaped with the Scroll's design stored into his bloodline, but he had gained a far greater insight into sealcraft.
Wait, he hadn't? I'd totally missed that. That's interesting. He did download the Great Seal though, hmmmm...
And for all Ami's advice about defending against beings that would manipulate his senses or emotions, he'd noticed nothing of the sort trying to intrude upon his world.
We keep meaning to put points in Awareness, but...
He didn't know why, but there was something different about the Summoning Scrolls. They were inviolable – but the Great Seal was too (well, almost), and he could easily summon his memory of the Great Seal for all that it had overloaded his bloodline at first. Perhaps it was something about how they made new matter inviolable. Ink and blood applied by a summoner would never fade. There was something to the Summoning Scrolls, something that made them more than everything else, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.
Oooooooh. They're [bark]
 
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