@FaintlySorcerous I share their concerns and would like to boost this
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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Location
- The Soviet Republic of Canuckistan
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I already swapped the order - 'follow his lead' is first.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Expectation management:
I'm only going to be covering the Akane section this update and will be leaving the Conclave and Asuma stuff for someone else to write. It's fine to skip that section of your plan.
@FaintlySorcerous
I'm only going to be covering the Akane section this update and will be leaving the Conclave and Asuma stuff for someone else to write. It's fine to skip that section of your plan.
@FaintlySorcerous
- Location
- Yes.
faflec.screaming
- Location
- The Soviet Republic of Canuckistan
- Pronouns
- He/Him
By 'the Asuma stuff' you mean warning him about Oro, right? As opposed to sending him word via the Seventh Path?
I am so fucking down for this. This would be excellent. Specifically I think Hazō should be corrupted just enough to get on Ami's level. If she thinks we're too dark, then we've gone too far.
- Location
- Yes.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Location
- Italy
Hey, i have always wanted Konan's jutsu for Hazou. I guess it's time for the Akatsuki arc of mfd.
- Location
- Book Fort
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Who's the new leader of the Akatsuki?Hey, i have always wanted Konan's jutsu for Hazou. I guess it's time for the Akatsuki arc of mfd.
"Hidan, I've come to bargain!"
- Location
- Book Fort
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Akane: "Yeah, I broke my leg shoving it up a chakra beast's ass, I'm fine. Just took us all a little while to hobble back to Leaf."
Hazou: "..."
Akane: "Hazou, tell me you didn't overreact and start another clan war?"
Hazou: "..."
Akane: "Hazou, we talked about this!"
Hazou: "..."
Akane: "Hazou, tell me you didn't overreact and start another clan war?"
Hazou: "..."
Akane: "Hazou, we talked about this!"
- Location
- Yes.
HAZOU: To be fair, I didn't start anything.
AKANE: ...
HAZOU: I mean, how did you expect Kagome to react?
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
"So you see, there was never really a clan war. The Hagoromo acted against us, and then there happened to be a big crater where the Hagoromo compound used to be. We couldn't attack them if we wanted to, and they can't attack us unless they have an afterlife rift of their own."
Unaligned Player
Agony that desires to meet Extinction
- Location
- Adrift between sanity and madness
- Pronouns
- Shrug
@eaglejarl @Velorien @Paperclipped before the players burn down the Hagoromo estate can we have a little more of a description of the flagging system for estimated mission due dates?
How badly did Hagoromo Ruka fuck up by not communicating with the higher ups that Akane was late? Is it a routine occurrence, or the kind of thing that gets new safety protocols in most workplaces?
How badly did Hagoromo Ruka fuck up by not communicating with the higher ups that Akane was late? Is it a routine occurrence, or the kind of thing that gets new safety protocols in most workplaces?
New new theory: Akane decided to take matters into her own hands and has allied with Akatsuki to open the rift.
New new new theory: as I do not recall if Akane knew about the rift, she's decided to go no contact nukenin and become a wandering unseen ninja peoplehelpering person. Her students are focused on finding and convincing her to go back before it's blatantly obvious she is now a traitor.
New old theory: those self-immolation jutsu backdoors activated and now her and her students are ash in the wind.
New new new new theory: as Asuma needs a full retinue of ANBU for his trip, Akane has to go with them to be kept under observation. They told Hazou, who told Gaku to remind him, and then Hazou escaped his duties as clan lead before Gaku could do so.
Nnnnn theory: she is now apprenticed to Tsunade by happenstance
Nnnnnn theory: she has been contacted by the Kyubey. She wished to not feel the grief. She is now an amnesiac magical girl
Nnnnnnn theory: in becoming a female tragic figure with OP powers, she has been inserted into Worm and is currently being forced to use her elemental mastery against the nine. Pre-GM Taylor is in MfD having fun controlling 12 meter tall chakra centipedes.
Azuma: the one where I told you the lore we needed to fix the dragons killing us all was. Hazou. That state.
- Location
- USA
Thanks to player @Rafin pointing out an error in Yamanaka XP calculation to the substantial detriment of the players, we're awarding all the PCs 50 XP (and correcting the formula for Yamanaka XP earned).
HAZOU: Ooooooh! You mean the mysteriously empty plot of land with a bunch of lore books lying on the ground in the middle of it! Yeah, I haven't visited recently.
Akuma:No, I'm speaking about the one where the lore was never written and passed verbally through a very specific lineage hidden within the clan itself, while perfunctory attention was paid to a secret library filled with random gibberish.
HAZOU: Ahhh yes. Shame about that. Unrelatedly, Orochimaru has recently acquired a large number of brainwashed living cavaders. No idea where he got them from, but I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'd let you interrogate them for any secrets they might know while he vivisects them.
