Finally a pun name that I get. Hehehe. Beautiful, too.
"HOW DARE YOU KICK ME, CHILD OF THE PANGOLIN!" bellowed the turtle. "THIS IS A CAUSE OF WAR! THE TURTLE CLAN SHALL DRIVE YOU FORTH FROM THIS LAND WITH—" He broke down mid-word, giggling so hard he had to gasp for breath.
Turtles gotta Turtle, I suppose. :')
Hot tubs? All-day buffet? Banana flambé?
Well, I'm sold.
Like bananas?
Lute slipped into the water without a splash in the manner of his people, then proceeded to float on his back with a bowl of nuts balanced on his chest.
Otter so cute 🥺
As she does. Still, wow. Shima and Fukasaku are the ambassadors? That's going to be an Incident with a big I, isn't it?
The ancient Toad Sage leapt in the air and landed on the surface of the water without causing a ripple.
Show off. Teach us how to do that please we need to show off too
"Guys!" Lute snapped, cutting across the chatter. He pointed up. "What are those?"
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's Superm- it's Dragons!
they were wearing completely black uniforms
As ninja, they probably had to fight off the black pyjama shame
GG everyone, good quest. Oh wait, exploded like
that.
Sparks of every color burst out in repeated fountains. Smoke spread everywhere. Trails of white fog followed the humans down like the wings of a gull.
Classy.
Sharp, like a knife that had been scorched in fire. Probably an aftereffect of all the sparks and smoke.
Actually because they didn't shower for three days, but thank you for your understanding they were on the road-
He shoved a hand back through his hair to get rid of the hat-head and establish something more like order.
Mari is here in spirit...
"Hello!" he called. "I'm Gōketsu Hazō. Pleasure to meet you all."
Finally he gets to feel like Pandā did when he first met them. Now to insult everyone and imply things about their social and sexual dynamics!
They moved in the fashion of pangolins in a hurry: rolled into a ball, scales flaring out to tear at the earth
Thankfully, they have groundskeepers.
"Which is it?" Gōketsu asked politely. "Do you want me to get on my knees, or do you want me to move away from the diplomats?"
"Politely." Smart-arse-ly politeness?
"That's the explosive tag that would have spread your stupid ass across twenty feet of grass if I was actually here to kill anyone," Gōketsu said. "Keep it. Call it a reminder that listening to your superior officer is a good idea, especially when he's trying to avoid open combat with an unknown force while in the presence of your protectees."
KAGOME (later): you should have said twenty square feet. That doesn't mean anything. Unless it's a side of 20 feet? Then you're looking at 400 square feet. Stupid to make them see you didn't do the math.
HAZŌ: I meant more "twenty feet in every direction." Anyway what does that matter, that's just for effect!
KAGOME: That's... about 1,256 square feet. So why didn't you do it? Boom, squish, no more angry Pangolin.
HAZŌ: ... So, then we avoided a fight and pushed them to action.
KAGOME: Huh? Oh, right, the Conclave.
A flash of movement to her right brought her head around just in time to catch the two Toad ambassadors giving each other an understated high five.
Hahaha. That was all
so satisfying.
Vote time! What to do now?
[jk] LET'S DO IT AGAIN
