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Kagome (weeping): "My student is such a good sealmaster that his seals Shifted the way that the universe works... I'm so proud!"
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
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"Man, and I thought fixing my monocolumn build was a pain in the ass... thanks Bozo, I mean Hazou." - Kagome
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Done.
Sorry to do this to you again, but this training plan cannot be implemented because Rapid Rejuvenation is not halfcost.
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Hazou has spent over 500 hours of subjective time reading through a collection of Orochimaru and Jiraiya's forays into biosealing in order to grasp the various sealing insights contained within. However, now that Hazou has acquired level 10 in Medical Knowledge, he understands a bit more about the notes.
Specifically, he has a general sense of what biosealing is, and of how hard it would be to learn to replicate some of the things that Orochimaru and Jiraiya are doing in these projects. We're releasing the stunt header for Biosealer, which unlocks the ability to create seals on living creatures.
Hazou has spent over 500 hours of subjective time reading through a collection of Orochimaru and Jiraiya's forays into biosealing in order to grasp the various sealing insights contained within. However, now that Hazou has acquired level 10 in Medical Knowledge, he understands a bit more about the notes.
Specifically, he has a general sense of what biosealing is, and of how hard it would be to learn to replicate some of the things that Orochimaru and Jiraiya are doing in these projects. We're releasing the stunt header for Biosealer, which unlocks the ability to create seals on living creatures.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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Does he think plant-sealing would require anything different?Biosealing Stunt Header
Hazou has spent over 500 hours of subjective time reading through a collection of Orochimaru and Jiraiya's forays into biosealing in order to grasp the various sealing insights contained within. However, now that Hazou has acquired level 10 in Medical Knowledge, he understands a bit more about the notes.
Specifically, he has a general sense of what biosealing is, and of how hard it would be to learn to replicate some of the things that Orochimaru and Jiraiya are doing in these projects. We're releasing the stunt header for Biosealer, which unlocks the ability to create seals on living creatures.
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One day I will make a flawless Noburi Training plan, but that day is not today.
Woot woot!
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- France
For simplicity, I think you can remove that last prereq. It already says "Sealsmith", after all. And of course "you must have someone with Biosealer teach you" already suggests a willingness to have your face vivisected by horrors of someone else's creation.Biosealing Stunt Header
Hazou has spent over 500 hours of subjective time reading through a collection of Orochimaru and Jiraiya's forays into biosealing in order to grasp the various sealing insights contained within. However, now that Hazou has acquired level 10 in Medical Knowledge, he understands a bit more about the notes.
Specifically, he has a general sense of what biosealing is, and of how hard it would be to learn to replicate some of the things that Orochimaru and Jiraiya are doing in these projects. We're releasing the stunt header for Biosealer, which unlocks the ability to create seals on living creatures.
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[X] BIOSEAL: SELF-REGENERATING YOUTHSUITBiosealing Stunt Header
Hazou has spent over 500 hours of subjective time reading through a collection of Orochimaru and Jiraiya's forays into biosealing in order to grasp the various sealing insights contained within. However, now that Hazou has acquired level 10 in Medical Knowledge, he understands a bit more about the notes.
Specifically, he has a general sense of what biosealing is, and of how hard it would be to learn to replicate some of the things that Orochimaru and Jiraiya are doing in these projects. We're releasing the stunt header for Biosealer, which unlocks the ability to create seals on living creatures.
Iris-Iven-Ibis
Interested-Idiot-Immortal
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[X] Delve into the Out for architectural ideas for the central building
QMs you know how to sweet talk a meteor coming to kill you because you dare to someone 6 or more times
QMs you know how to sweet talk a meteor coming to kill you because you dare to someone 6 or more times
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[X] Delve Out to find higher-dimensional geometry that makes pyramids valid
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I haven't really been following any estate planning discussion, and have no idea if such a statue is planned, or if it's just used as an example. That said:
Despite the likely reaction, I think it's worth it narratively to declare that we're personally making a Jiraiya gate statue. Our clan founder, our statue.
In this specific case, if we limit ninja-work to this, it shouldn't be that hard to sell this idea to any artisans that wish to complain.
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- Fifth Dimension
...Aren't we a special jonin at best? AKA B+ Rank maybe A-?
And I don't remember Hazou claiming to hang with the big boys. He's lost too much to too many weaklings to comfortably say that without lots of doubt.jpg.
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- Fifth Dimension
I mean...that's sealing only. Nothing to do with combat. Nothing to do with fighting Dragons. And it's not said to Orochimaru but Ami who we have a more liberal and playful relationship with.
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"The Dragons remain unpatched, naturally."You know immediately prior to Oro coming face to face with the dragons is a really (in)convenient time for this ruling
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Learning the answer to that question would be contingent on surviving the immediate consequence, which would be the Sage leaving his retirement in the Land of Nubile Catgirls on the Deva Path for the sole and specific purpose of punching Hazō in the face.
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"Oh THERE you are. I have a list of criticisms of your work I'd like to run by you- wait, did you say nubile catgirls?"
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The Sage of Six Paths is considered a hero in the Land of Nubile Catgirls for single-handedly solving its critical demographic crisis. (Meanwhile, the neighbouring Land of Gorgeous Catboys condemns him for having caused it to begin with.)
KAGOME: Catgirls? Always knew the Sage was a degenerate stinker
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Literally everyone else: holup he's kinda cookin
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KAGOME: "I have a Giant Artist Spider Wife the size of the Hokage Tower."
EVERYONE ELSE: "Oooh, that's right. Fair."