This is, actually, one of the few times in which I disagree with getting permission OPSEC-wise to talk with someone outside the team about stuff. Because 1) OPSEC is important on the subject of the discussion with Shikamaru as well and 2) With the orders we've given Mari, she has every reason to convince us not to.
 
Let's remember that Shikamaru is a Nara: Any talk about the Snake summoning scroll is something he should not be present to hear, because if they can, the Nara will take the scroll.
Shikamaru is more than willingly to his clan interest above ours, so i'm wary of including him in anything that could stop our plans/give advantages to the Nara,for all we know he could even order Keiko to keep the deal open, even if, i admit, it's truly improbable,therefore including him has as many risks as there are positives.
 
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Let's remember that Shikamaru is a Nara.
Any talk about the Snake summoning scroll is something he should not be present to hear, because if they can, the Nara will take the scroll.
Shikamaru is more than willingly to his clan interest above ours, so i'm wary of including him in anything that could stop our plans/give advantages to the Nara.
For all we know he could even order Keiko to keep the deal open, even if, i admit, it's truly improbable.
So including him has as many risks as there are positives.

Formatting tip: It is not necessary to put every sentence in its own paragraph, nor to use justify left all the time.
 
Formatting tip: It is not necessary to put every sentence in its own paragraph, nor to use justify left all the time.

So that was the problem!
This said, the fact that Shikamaru does not have our best interests as his first priority remains, therefore we should be careful about including him in any strictly Goketsu problem or plan, especially because he's currently the acting Clan Head of the Nara, unless i missed something.
 
I am bored. So I decided to write a bit of fanfiction:

It was that disdainful look again. The self appointed summoned great grandmother seemed to have bored into Hiashi's heart. Hiashi seemed to be losing composure by the minute.

"You are not an agent of Mist?" Hiashi finally asked.

"As if," she said. "The way summoning works is that a Kurosawa get summoned by his or her kin across the multiverse. Since those proud idiots back in Mist decided to kick out the boy's mother, they are strangers to me. When I meet them, we are going to have words. No, I am an agent of this boy, and by extension his family."

Hiashi furrowed, as if he was trying to decide what to do with the world's greatest troublemaker and his apparent custodian.

"I have no further question," Hiashi said. He walked away as normally as he could, but it was clear as day that he was beating a hasty retreat.
 
Let's remember that Shikamaru is a Nara: Any talk about the Snake summoning scroll is something he should not be present to hear, because if they can, the Nara will take the scroll.
Shikamaru is more than willingly to his clan interest above ours, so i'm wary of including him in anything that could stop our plans/give advantages to the Nara,for all we know he could even order Keiko to keep the deal open, even if, i admit, it's truly improbable,therefore including him has as many risks as there are positives.
Who said anything about the snake scroll? And uh, frankly, if he orders Keiko to keep the deal going he has no sense of self preservation: Ami is in town.
 
Who said anything about the snake scroll? And uh, frankly, if he orders Keiko to keep the deal going he has no sense of self preservation: Ami is in town.
Remember how during the fall out of the 4th event in the chunnin exam we had a long discussion of how we had trouble identifying levels of allies? This is the same thing. The Nara clan our Gōketsu's allies but they don't share all of our goals. We need to be aware of that and keep them at a slight distance. This applies to Kei as well. She is a close to Gōketsu as you can get but she is not fully one of us any longer
 
Remember how during the fall out of the 4th event in the chunnin exam we had a long discussion of how we had trouble identifying levels of allies? This is the same thing. The Nara clan our Gōketsu's allies but they don't share all of our goals. We need to be aware of that and keep them at a slight distance. This applies to Kei as well. She is a close to Gōketsu as you can get but she is not fully one of us any longer
Vague predictions of doom do no one any good. Do you have any better ideas or ways to improve upon the one you're discussing?

Because from my perspective there are four options here:
  1. Blame Keiko
    1. Results in massive penalties for her and commensurate reduction in value to us, the Nara, and anyone else she cares to work with.
    2. Results in possible loss of Snake scroll due to the Pangolin deciding not to go through with the alliance with them as such.
  2. Blame Goketsu
    1. Results in reduced penalties for Keiko but massively increased ones for the Goketsu.
    2. Difficulty in relations may result with both the Toads and Snakes.
  3. Blame Leaf
    1. Has not been discussed much. May or may not work. May result in a "well we'll give you [more than we can afford to refuse]" type situation.
  4. Blame Nara
    1. Results in reduced penalties for Keiko; the Nara do not have a summon scroll to my knowledge, so they will not feel the impacts directly; however, there will be consequences nonetheless.
    2. May requires concessions to the Nara, or may be able to be billed off as a favor to Shikamaru's Dear Beloved Wife, given that it disadvantages the Goketsu as it is. Will require providing him some amount of information on the context of this so he can make the order of Keiko.
 
This applies to Kei as well. She is a close to Gōketsu as you can get but she is not fully one of us any longer

while Keiko is nominally under the Nara clan, Shikamaru can't ask anything of her that would harm Goketsu, nor Keiko would listen to him.(Both because we're her family AND because she is contractually obligated to protect the secret of both clans).
I trust Keiko completely: she went as far as to marry Shikamaru, instead of simply being adopted, just to remain with us and protect us, and that... Is pretty big as far as sacrifices go.
 
Vague predictions of doom do no one any good. Do you have any better ideas or ways to improve upon the one you're discussing?

Because from my perspective there are four options here:
  1. Blame Keiko
    1. Results in massive penalties for her and commensurate reduction in value to us, the Nara, and anyone else she cares to work with.
    2. Results in possible loss of Snake scroll due to the Pangolin deciding not to go through with the alliance with them as such.
  2. Blame Goketsu
    1. Results in reduced penalties for Keiko but massively increased ones for the Goketsu.
    2. Difficulty in relations may result with both the Toads and Snakes.
  3. Blame Leaf
    1. Has not been discussed much. May or may not work. May result in a "well we'll give you [more than we can afford to refuse]" type situation.
  4. Blame Nara
    1. Results in reduced penalties for Keiko; the Nara do not have a summon scroll to my knowledge, so they will not feel the impacts directly; however, there will be consequences nonetheless.
    2. May requires concessions to the Nara, or may be able to be billed off as a favor to Shikamaru's Dear Beloved Wife, given that it disadvantages the Goketsu as it is. Will require providing him some amount of information on the context of this so he can make the order of Keiko.
Nitpickery: the above options are not mutually exclusive.
 
Vague predictions of doom do no one any good. Do you have any better ideas or ways to improve upon the one you're discussing?

Because from my perspective there are four options here:
  1. Blame Keiko
    1. Results in massive penalties for her and commensurate reduction in value to us, the Nara, and anyone else she cares to work with.
    2. Results in possible loss of Snake scroll due to the Pangolin deciding not to go through with the alliance with them as such.
  2. Blame Goketsu
    1. Results in reduced penalties for Keiko but massively increased ones for the Goketsu.
    2. Difficulty in relations may result with both the Toads and Snakes.
  3. Blame Leaf
    1. Has not been discussed much. May or may not work. May result in a "well we'll give you [more than we can afford to refuse]" type situation.
  4. Blame Nara
    1. Results in reduced penalties for Keiko; the Nara do not have a summon scroll to my knowledge, so they will not feel the impacts directly; however, there will be consequences nonetheless.
    2. May requires concessions to the Nara, or may be able to be billed off as a favor to Shikamaru's Dear Beloved Wife, given that it disadvantages the Goketsu as it is. Will require providing him some amount of information on the context of this so he can make the order of Keiko.
Yes keep the deal. Use seals to create a version of the village system in the 7th path. Permanently reduce warfare and stop genocide. Keep the Gōketsu rich and help us grow in power
 
I would have Hazou draft a letter to give to Kei to give to Pantsaa. In the letter outline "Hazou's" moral qualms with how his invention is being used. Also in the letter, promise that some of our future non-military seal research (desalinators/mineral refiners/other?) will be shared with the Pangolin clan in recompense for Pantsaa's expensive buy-in of diamonds and jutsu. Give him some other seals (storage/zero-exit-velocity macerators) in the mean time to keep him happy. Also promise to give him shipments of weapon seals should the pangolins require defence, but have "Hazou" require human witnesses to the need for such a defence (Kei/Noburi).
 
We should probably let the Pangolins know in advance that we're putting the deal on hold for[ Pile of Reasons] and then tell them Clan Gouketsu will speak to them about things once Noburi is Toad Summoner.

Contracts may be sacred but our contract doesnt have an explicit duration. Two weeks is plenty of notice.
 
Value of Gōketsu clan compound
Value-of-compound calculation:
Land: 43.7 million Ryo

Land in hidden villages ain't cheap, and we have over 20 acres of it, in a busy district, with direct access to running water. Which makes it absurdly prime land. Seriously.

4000 feet of 10-foot-high stone wall: 20 million Ryo
Comparable defensive walls in historical Japan would be very thick, especially if they're ten feet tall. (They don't use mortar, instead relying on well-fitted stone.) I'm going to eyeball these as "about four feet thick." 4 feet thick * 10 feet high * 4000 feet long = 160,000 cubic feet of stone. We've counted the corners twice, but given the added difficulty of bracing them I think that's fair.

There's probably going to be a quarry within 160 miles, even in Fire Country, so we don't need to worry about transporting things absurd distances. However, for a clan compound like this you'd want quality ninja on it so your shipment isn't waylaid or tampered with.

We are Orochimaru, so we have access to as many storage seals as we want. It's been shown that a thick book or sheaf of notes can hold roughly 20 storage seals; I can fit about five books in my hiking backpack after all my other gear is packed. So our ninja can carry about 100 storage seals.

1 cubic foot of stone conveniently weighs about 100 kilograms. Let's say that it takes a full day for each round-trip to the quarry; using a single ninja, it will take 1,600 days to transport all the stone.

Clearly, we need more than one ninja for this. Let's say that a team of four is put on it: one Jounin, and three Genin pack mules. This still takes a full year of continuous quarry runs, which is kind of ridiculous; you would have to pay for 104 2-week B-rank missions to actually transport it all, which comes to 700,000 Ryo * 104 = at least 72 million Ryo, before actual assembly of all that stone.

Assembly won't be cheap either. This is the wall that's the main facade for the compound from the street; it's going to be good-looking, neatly-faced stone, and just building a wall that high is expert work already. Let's call it a team of *mutter* journeymen working twelve hours a day under a master mason, for a total cost of *mutter* Ryo per day. Each stone is about the size of a large modern brick (a foot long by four inches tall by four inches wide), so it's 12 stones deep and 30 courses tall.

In a day each mason can lay about *mutter* stones, so that's *mutter* linear feet one course high per day, which means the whole thing takes about a year to build. Multiply that by the cost of labour we calculated earlier, 10% markup... and we get another three quarters of a million Ryo.

Clearly it's cheaper to just hire the same S-Ranker that Oro got to do the sub-basements. Pay them 20 million Ryo for two days' work, and let them Jutsu the walls out of nowhere for a quarter the cost.

(Alternately:
A: The quarry was closer than 40 miles away.
B: The quarry was under Oro's control to such an extent that it's only a C-rank mission.
C: The walls are made of wood and plaster, not stone.)

5 moderately-sized 1-floor houses: 1.5 million Ryo.
This assumes they aren't impressive, but made of high-quality materials and built to last, and that each one is capable of comfortably lodging ten or so people.
The basements make up about a third of the cost here, even though I'm assuming they're only 2 rooms.

A dozen misc. outbuildings: 1.1 million Ryo
Looking at a half-dozen worked examples of various outbuildings, their average cost looks to be about 90,000 Ryo. These are probably pretty workmanlike and nondescript, so I'm not going to adjust that upwards for higher quality.

Training Hall: 0.3 Million Ryo
This is mostly a matter of telling a whole bunch of civvies with shovels to get at it.

It takes 1 gravedigger about 1 day to dig a hole 6 feet deep by 8 feet tall by 3 feet wide. That's 144 cubic feet of earth per person per day. Our training "hall" is 50 feet wide by 50 feet wide by 10 feet deep, which is 25,000 cubic feet of earth, or 173 person-days of digging. Since it's unskilled labor, it's cheap; the cost for all the earth-moving is under ten thousand ryo.

The shoring that keeps the dirt walls from collapsing in the next rain will cost a lot more. 200 linear feet of wood ten feet tall; one carpenter can shore *mutter* feet in one day at a cost of *mutter*, so that works out to about 200,000 ryo. (We don't need to worry about the transport or material costs for the lumber, because We Are In Leaf; it's peanuts.)

Call the attached medical area a small-but-specialized outbuilding at about another hundred thousand Ryo, and we have a total of 0.3 million Ryo.

Onsen/Bathhouse: 0.3 Million Ryo
Likely as as large as the medium houses, and takes more specialist work. I don't have enough of a floorplan to be super accurate, but this is easily three hundred thousand Ryo.

Hedge Maze & Gardens: 15 Million Ryo
The maze would take a staff of a dozen gardeners working half the year to maintain, and about seven years to grow naturally. It was probably made using Jutsu, but would cost about 15 million Ryo to do the hard way. Keeping it well-maintained demonstrates our continuous control of skilled labour.
The nonmedical gardens fall under this general heading as well, and have been included in this cost.

Medicinal Garden: Impossible to estimate. Possibly literally priceless.
This garden may well contain the experimental results of a competent biosealer. If nothing else, it no doubt contains many samples of exceedingly rare plantlife. Every blossom could be worth its weight in gold.

Colorful Gravel Path: 0.75 Million Ryo or more.
It takes about a ton of gravel to bury 30 square meters 2 centimeters deep. Let's say it's actually 2 tons of gravel, which would give us a path 30 meters long by 2 meters wide. It's only one trip for one ninja; you can store 2 tons of stone in 19 storage scrolls.

If the stone is native to Fire - from somewhere on its coast, most likely - then this path is worth no less than three quarters of a million Ryo. If it's not available in Fire, then this is a show of power and reach; it's a subtle advertisement of our ability to import rare, heavy goods from far abroad. If this is the case, it could easily be worth more than 10 million Ryo.

Aboveground Mansion: 9.65 Million Ryo
Hoooo boy. This took some calculation. We have:
- 4 2-story wings. Each floor of each wing has 5 bedrooms, toilets, and closet space. That's around 50 rooms in total.
Assuming the average size is "Roomy enough for two to sleep, four if you squeeze it", each bedroom has a closet, and that there's two bathrooms per floor per wing, that makes the total value of the materials used to build the wings ~1,797,000 Ryo. The common area pushes us past two million.

... But that's if Oro built this out of dirt-cheap materials and hired apprentice carpenters to do all the work. It'd be spacious, but not any higher-quality than a peasant hovel. The value of the needed expertise and higher-quality materials damn near quadruples the final price.

Subsurface Mansion: 10 million Ryo or more. Possibly literally priceless.

Because of the specialized nature of the mansion's basement rooms - and the degree of OPSEC that would have been involved in their construction - they may also be literally priceless. The sub-sub-basements are definitely literally priceless, containing as they may the last surviving specimens of Orochimaru's biosealing research.
It's also almost impossible for me to estimate the value of rooms that I don't know the size or composition of, especially when their construction clearly involved Jutsu: all I can say for sure is that they're worth more than 10 million Ryo.

TOTAL RYO VALUE:
Land:
43.7 Million
Outer Wall: 20 Million
Hedge Maze & Gardens: 15 Million
Subsurface Mansion: 10 Million
Aboveground Mansion: 9.65 Million
Five 1-floor houses: 1.5 Million
Miscellaneous Outbuildings: 1.1 Million
Gravel Path: 0.75 Million
Training Hall: 0.3 Million
Onsen: 0.3 Million
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At least 102.3 Million Ryo.
 
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Value-of-compound calculation:
Land: 43.7 million Ryo

Land in hidden villages ain't cheap, and we have over 20 acres of it, in a busy district, with direct access to running water. Which makes it absurdly prime land. Seriously.

4000 feet of 10-foot-high stone wall: 20 million Ryo
Comparable defensive walls in historical Japan would be very thick, especially if they're ten feet tall. (They don't use mortar, instead relying on well-fitted stone.) I'm going to eyeball these as "about four feet thick." 4 feet thick * 10 feet high * 4000 feet long = 160,000 cubic feet of stone. We've counted the corners twice, but given the added difficulty of bracing them I think that's fair.

There's probably going to be a quarry within 160 miles, even in Fire Country, so we don't need to worry about transporting things absurd distances. However, for a clan compound like this you'd want quality ninja on it so your shipment isn't waylaid or tampered with.

We are Orochimaru, so we have access to as many storage seals as we want. It's been shown that a thick book or sheaf of notes can hold roughly 20 storage seals; I can fit about five books in my hiking backpack after all my other gear is packed. So our ninja can carry about 100 storage seals.

1 cubic foot of stone conveniently weighs about 100 kilograms. Let's say that it takes a full day for each round-trip to the quarry; using a single ninja, it will take 1,600 days to transport all the stone.

Clearly, we need more than one ninja for this. Let's say that a team of four is put on it: one Jounin, and three Genin pack mules. This still takes a full year of continuous quarry runs, which is kind of ridiculous; you would have to pay for 104 2-week B-rank missions to actually transport it all, which comes to 700,000 Ryo * 104 = 72 million Ryo, before actual assembly of all that stone.

Assembly won't be cheap either. This is the wall that's the main facade for the compound from the street; it's going to be good-looking, neatly-faced stone, and just building a wall that high is expert work already. Let's call it a team of *mutter* journeymen working twelve hours a day under a master mason, for a total cost of *mutter* Ryo per day. Each stone is about the size of a large modern brick (a foot long by four inches tall by four inches wide), so it's 12 stones deep and 30 courses tall.

In a day each mason can lay about *mutter* stones, so that's *mutter* linear feet one course high per day, which means the whole thing takes about a year to build. Multiply that by the cost of labour we calculated earlier, 10% markup... and we get another three quarters of a million Ryo.

Clearly it's cheaper to just hire the same S-Ranker that Oro got to do the sub-basements. Pay them 20 million Ryo for two days' work, and let them Jutsu the walls out of nowhere for a quarter the cost.

(Alternately:
A: The quarry was closer than 40 miles away.
B: The quarry was under Oro's control to such an extent that it's only a C-rank mission.
C: The walls are made of wood and plaster, not stone.)

5 moderately-sized 1-floor houses: 1.5 million Ryo.
This assumes they aren't impressive, but made of high-quality materials and built to last, and that each one is capable of comfortably lodging ten or so people.
The basements make up about a third of the cost here, even though I'm assuming they're only 2 rooms.

A dozen misc. outbuildings: 1.1 million Ryo
Looking at a half-dozen worked examples of various outbuildings, their average cost looks to be about 90,000 Ryo. These are probably pretty workmanlike and nondescript, so I'm not going to adjust that upwards for higher quality.

Training Hall: 0.3 Million Ryo
This is mostly a matter of telling a whole bunch of civvies with shovels to get at it.

It takes 1 gravedigger about 1 day to dig a hole 6 feet deep by 8 feet tall by 3 feet wide. That's 144 cubic feet of earth per person per day. Our training "hall" is 50 feet wide by 50 feet wide by 10 feet deep, which is 25,000 cubic feet of earth, or 173 person-days of digging. Since it's unskilled labor, it's cheap; the cost for all the earth-moving is under ten thousand ryo.

The shoring that keeps the dirt walls from collapsing in the next rain will cost a lot more. 200 linear feet of wood ten feet tall; one carpenter can shore *mutter* feet in one day at a cost of *mutter*, so that works out to about 200,000 ryo. (We don't need to worry about the transport or material costs for the lumber, because We Are In Leaf; it's peanuts.)

Call the attached medical area a small-but-specialized outbuilding at about another hundred thousand Ryo, and we have a total of 0.3 million Ryo.

Onsen/Bathhouse: 0.3 Million Ryo
Likely as as large as the medium houses, and takes more specialist work. I don't have enough of a floorplan to be super accurate, but this is easily three hundred thousand Ryo.

Hedge Maze & Gardens: 15 Million Ryo
The maze would take a staff of a dozen gardeners working half the year to maintain, and about seven years to grow naturally. It was probably made using Jutsu, but would cost about 15 million Ryo to do the hard way. Keeping it well-maintained demonstrates our continuous control of skilled labour.
The nonmedical gardens fall under this general heading as well, and have been included in this cost.

Medicinal Garden: Impossible to estimate. Possibly literally priceless.
This garden may well contain the experimental results of a competent biosealer. If nothing else, it no doubt contains many samples of exceedingly rare plantlife. Every blossom could be worth its weight in gold.

Colorful Gravel Path: 0.75 Million Ryo or more.
It takes about a ton of gravel to bury 30 square meters 2 centimeters deep. Let's say it's actually 2 tons of gravel, which would give us a path 30 meters long by 2 meters wide. It's only one trip for one ninja; you can store 2 tons of stone in 19 storage scrolls.

If the stone is native to leaf - from somewhere on its coast, most likely - then this path is worth no less than three quarters of a million Ryo. If it's not available in Leaf, then this is a show of power and reach; it's a subtle advertisement of our ability to import rare, heavy goods from far abroad. If this is the case, it could easily be worth more than 10 million Ryo.

Aboveground Mansion: 9.65 Million Ryo
Hoooo boy. This took some calculation. We have:
- 4 2-story wings. Each floor of each wing has 5 bedrooms, toilets, and closet space. That's around 50 rooms in total.
Assuming the average size is "Roomy enough for two to sleep, four if you squeeze it", each room has a closet, and that there's two bathrooms per floor per wing, that makes the total value of the materials used to build the wings ~1,797,000 Ryo. The common area pushes us past two million.

... But that's if Oro built this out of dirt-cheap materials and hired apprentice carpenters to do all the work. It'd be spacious, but not any higher-quality than a peasant hovel. The value of the needed expertise and higher-quality materials damn near quadruples the final price.

Subsurface Mansion: 10 million Ryo or more. Possibly literally priceless.

Because of the specialized nature of the mansion's basement rooms - and the degree of OPSEC that would have been involved in their construction - they may also be literally priceless. The sub-sub-basements are definitely literally priceless, containing as they may the last surviving specimens of Orochimaru's biosealing research.
It's also almost impossible for me to estimate the value of rooms that I don't know the size or composition of, especially when their construction clearly involved Jutsu: all I can say for sure is that they're worth more than 10 million Ryo.

TOTAL RYO VALUE:
Land:
43.7 Million
Outer Wall: 20 Million
Hedge Maze & Gardens: 15 Million
Subsurface Mansion: 10 Million
Aboveground Mansion: 9.65 Million
Five 1-floor houses: 1.5 Million
Miscellaneous Outbuildings: 1.1 Million
Gravel Path: 0.75 Million
Training Hall: 0.3 Million
Onsen: 0.3 Million
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At least 102.3 Million Ryo.
fuckin' jashin yo, you are crazy.
 
A hedge maze with a meditation grove in the center

My genre-savvy is tingling...


A hot spring with a communal bath house and segregated bathing areas

Wait, we have a geothermal tap? In our backyard? This changes everything.

@Radvic : get your physicist butt in here and help me prove that your department isn't just a waste of engineering floorspace!

Is there a geologist in the house?



as well as a secret tunnel that comes up outside the walls of Leaf and contains a number of locked and barred gates down its length, as well as concealed pits and multiple sets of support beams with "PLACE EXPLOSIVE TAG HERE TO CAUSE COLLAPSE" painted on them.

Has Kagome secured this entrance?
 
Okay, back from the picnic. Not caught up on the thread, but I realize there's something I've been forgetting:

@Rihaku, thank you so much for the effort you've been putting in with the economics. We appreciate it and definitely do want to work with it. Please bear with us if we're all running a little slow; the economics is heavy and energy-draining for the three of us and there's been a backlog of questions piling up that we've been trying to deal with.
 
So according to mortgage calculator if we borrowed 200 million ryo to buy the house and renovation over 10 years our monthly payment should be 200 thousand ryo. Let's be conservative and double that.
These are the prices of the estate at peak quality, and I've heard previous statements saying that the price of the rundown version + renovations will almost definitely be less than or equal to the full proper value of the estate, so we should only be dealing with 100 million instead of 200 million.

Apart from that, it's quite possible Jiraiya wasn't planning on ten years repayment if his nest egg and income sources could comfortably pay for it all in, like, a year or two. If so, then the monthly payments of the mortgage would be appropriately higher (though the maintenance would be negotiated separately, and we don't really know how much of our debt is tied up in mortgage and how much is tied up in repair (though if Jiraiya wanted the mortgage paid off in a year or two he'd probably also schedule the repairs for the same timeframe))
 
KEI: (dumps a stack of papers on HAZOU's desk) Here's all we've got on the finances. Come find me when you inevitably realise this is over your head.
HAZOU: (flicking through the pages) Cool, cool.
(Later.)
HAZOU: ...and that's why we can get an extra nine percent over the next four months.
KEI, INTERNALLY: Did Hazou just get better at my job than I am? In twenty minutes?! What in the actual literal hell.
 
Maybe I misremembered. Either way, you're in a swank neighborhood.


It probably does, yeah. The premise of his abilities is "If it's a jutsu that was used in the manga, anime, video games, etc then he knows it." (I draw the line at giving him fanfic jutsu. :>) Whether Sage Mode should count as a jutsu...eh. The point is that he's stupidly OP, so why not?
Wait does that include filler jutsu? If so then how have you all not bowed down to eternal god king Val yet?
 
KEI: (dumps a stack of papers on HAZOU's desk) Here's all we've got on the finances. Come find me when you inevitably realise this is over your head.
HAZOU: (flicking through the pages) Cool, cool.
(Later.)
HAZOU: ...and that's why we can get an extra nine percent over the next four months.
KEI, INTERNALLY: Did Hazou just get better at my job than I am? In twenty minutes?! What in the actual literal hell.
I'm offended that you only think we're going to raise the number by nine percent over the next four months.

Over the next two months, our expenses double, before our income shortly begins to follow an exponential curve, doubling approximately every week. Where the top of the logistics curve is unknown, but the estimate puts it at around several times the entire Land of Fire's present annual GDP.

This concludes my presentation, Clan Goketsu. Feel free to ask me any questions.

( :V )
 
From Discord:
Alright, so we just ask Keiko to come over for dinner (or something), and bounce the idea of saying that due to the Gouketsu's massively weakened position after Jiraiya's death, and Leaf's nightmarish position due to the Hokage being dead and there being no clear successor resulting in multiple people going for the position, we have to dedicate the entirety of our resources to putting out the dumpsterfire that is our current situation. Which means we do not have the manpower to continue the Skytower trade.

Apologize and say we're giving next month's payment early (and add extras??). Say that Noburi will become the Toad Summoner soon, and with Keiko being married to the Nara Clan she technically won't be selling on behalf of the Gouketsu anymore we're going to negotiate future trades through him, once everything stops being on fire.

Does this seem reasonable?

Edits based on suggestions:
  • Also point out the impending mass slaughter that will be WW4, and the fact that we'll probably be fighting to keep our home alive.
 
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