Send a team of Earth and Water clones with industrial cleaning supplies and some storage seals.

Throw the storage seals in a bonfire towards the end of the property. Do not breathe the smoke.
 
Does anyone else have an intense urge to vote for exploring every subbasement?
We could make it an Ami-style training thing!

I do!

Shame there are more pressing matters to deal with right now though.

E: Just send Keiko. Let the Eldritch Abominations deal with her for once.
 
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This isn't just a house, it's a clan compound. It's at least two dozen acres of land, a square plot more than 300m on a side, that includes:
  • A 10' wall around the whole area and an imposing gate
  • A very large two-floor mansion at the end of a decorative multi-colored gravel walkway, with extensive basements and sub-basements, some of which were very clearly produced via jutsu.
  • Five smaller one-family houses, again one-floor, with mundane basements
  • A hedge maze with a meditation grove in the center
  • Elaborate gardens, some of which contained rare medicinal herbs
  • A hot spring with a communal bath house and segregated bathing areas
  • A dozen minor outbuildings (sheds, a dedicated jail with 4 cells, etc)
  • A training hall (a 50' wide, 10' deep pit covered in sawdust to use for a sparring ground) plus an attached sickbay / recovery area

The main 'house' is more of a rambling mansion built approximately in the shape of an X. The central common area includes library (sadly, the books have all moldered away) and a commercial-grade kitchen. The wings are intended for living space and each contain various linen and cleaning closets, bathrooms, and 5 separate bedrooms varying in size from "1-person luxurious" to "master bedroom that's just silly". The basement contains the family vault. The first subbasement contains what was probably an alchemist's lab and storage for test subjects that were undoubtedly not humans, really, we promise, as well as a secret tunnel that comes up outside the walls of Leaf and contains a number of locked and barred gates down its length, as well as concealed pits and multiple sets of support beams with "PLACE EXPLOSIVE TAG HERE TO CAUSE COLLAPSE" painted on them. The exact number of subbasement levels is unknown, and it may be best left that way, since not even the ANBU wanted to go too deep.

The main house still looks impressive, but the roof leaks everywhere and has three head-sized holes where it's rotted out. (Fortunately, all on the side away from the street.) The furniture was all so musty and bug-eaten that it needed to be burned. Most of the outbuildings are badly damaged by weather, termites, chakra-enhanced varmints, etc. The grounds are second-growth forest at this point and swarming with minor varmints.

Jiraiya bought it because he felt it was a steal for what you were getting and he was planning ahead to when this would be a real clan with hundreds of people in it. As to why he thought he could afford it, based on your very limited understanding after perusing the clan account books it's clear at this point that:

He had significant training in accounting, presumably as part of running his spy network. Tracking the economics of foreign polities would have been a major focus of his efforts.

After 40+ years of ninja service and opportunities for looting the people he assassinated, he was stupidly wealthy. Of course, he left all his savings to Naruto, since he figured that the Gōketsu had enough in the bank + Pangolin income to be fine.

He had income streams aside from the Pangolin money. You can tell that they're there but you cannot understand what they are or how to put your hands on them because the paranoid bastard wrote the accounts in something that is at best a cryptic shorthand and may actually be active encoding.

If you manage to figure out what these revenues are and how to get at them, and if he hasn't bequeathed them to Naruto or someone else, then you'll be in better shape than you are.

Oooh!! This looks like enough information for me to calculate its value pretty accurately, and yep it's gonna be high. We really did get a lot for our money.

Takeaways:
- Talk to Noburi about the medicinal garden. What of it is salvagable?
- WE HAVE A HOT SPRING
- Hot springs are generally mineral-rich, which includes salt. We can do small-scale testing of our salt extraction methods literally right now.
- More than 22 acres of developed land inside Leaf's walls. Holy Shit.

Let me just spell this out for y'all: the land alone is worth about 24 million Ryo, without even factoring in its developed state.

Not only that, it really does include everything we need to be a proper clan.

1: Accomodations
There's space here for at least 40 people to live their entire lives in comfort. Factor in the holding cells, bedrooms not all being 1-person, etc, and there's easily space to quarter a couple hundred.

2: Defensibility
The dungeons are almost certainly intended as a donjon, at least in part. They're scary as hell, sure - but everything we know about Orochimaru suggests that while he may have been crazy, he wasn't incompetent.
As such, we should treat the sub-sub-basements as an armed perimeter of traps, chakra-enhanced guard dogs etc. that's still functioning some twenty-odd years since Orochimaru's exile. Don't fucking mess with it right now, obviously - ANBU has the right idea, kami-sama don't you people respect sealing yet? - but we ought to dig through Jiraiya's notes for any information on Oro that might allow us to reclaim it.
Yes, I am saying that the upper level's vault and alchemy lab is merely a distraction.

3: Water
See that second word in "hot spring"? Yeah, that's really important. Having a source of water literally within our walls is immensely valuable in the event of siege.

4: Garden space
Same reason as the water supply. Having space to grow crops makes us less reliant on outside food.

5: Ability to come and go from Konoha without being observed.
This explains how the hell Ami got here without it being shouted from the rooftops. Undoubtedly every clan compound has a similar sally-port from Leaf for grey-market dealings and business it wants to hide from its rivals.

6: Training space.

We have the ability to teach jutsu in a safe and relatively secure (goddamn cheating Hyuuga eyeballs!) environment. Inherited knowledge is what makes clans matter. Having this space makes our clan matter.

7: It looks damn impressive.

Or rather, it will once it's repaired. That does matter, since reputation is everything in ninjaland.

Questions for @eaglejarl, @Velorien, @OliWhail:
What portions of the compound are beneath anti-Hyuuga seals?
Which of the outbuildings are least damaged?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but does this place have actual plumbing?
 
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Questions for @eaglejarl, @Velorien, @OliWhail:
What portions of the compound are beneath anti-Hyuuga seals?
Which of the outbuildings are least damaged?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but does this place have actual plumbing?
The tide never ends. :>

Only a few rooms -- the ones you actually use -- in the main house are privacy protected.

The outbuildings are all in pretty bad shape. What are you trying to do?

I'm reasonably confident that there is no such thing as plumbing in 1200s Japan. If someone can demonstrate that it existed at all then we'll talk about it.
 
How desirable is the location, particularly? Like, how long would it take for us to walk to the hokage tower? Who are our neighbors? Is the land surrounding the compound mostly empty or what?
 
How desirable is the location, particularly? Like, how long would it take for us to walk to the hokage tower? Who are our neighbors? Is the land surrounding the compound mostly empty or what?
It's supposed to be adjacent to the Hyūga, so it's a pretty swank area. I believe it's been shown that your gate lets out onto a reasonably large street and there are shops across it. I don't know that we've given exact walking times to Hokage Tower, but those would be deceptive anyway -- ninja can move on the rooftops where there's no traffic and they can run 20mph. Leaf is huge for the times but it's not that big in square area, so a ninja can cross it pretty quickly.
 
Democracy does not exist in any meaningful sense.
Maybe this is Ami's ultimate end goal. Creating this weird system where the common people choose their rulers.


Not sure if this hasn't already been thought of, but what if we fund Till n Fills, but in a different way? When we've funded Till n Fills previously, we doubled the pay, which helped clanless ninja but didn't meaningfully change the number of civilians who could afford Till n Fills. What if instead we find civilian businesses that would benefit from more funding and ninja magic, and offer them a deal:
We give them funding to pay for a certain number of Till n Fills. They use that funding to pay for Till n Fills, possibly ones that we specifically take because they require our specific skills (setting up force wall seals or other sealing type stuff, for example). They then use the extra profit that should be generated to pay for more Till n Fills, and presumably expand their business. In exchange for giving them the seed money necessary for them to pay for the first Till n Fills, the Gōketsu own a small stake in the business, and therefore a small percentage of future profits. The civilians then mention this deal to other people who could use similar investments, and they come to us (or use their own money to pay for Till n Fills, if they have enough but just needed an idea of what ninja magic could be used for).
This is a long term payoff kind of thing for us, but it shouldn't require all that much investment per business, since Till n Fills are supposed to be dirt cheap (for the Gōketsu at least). The bigger cost would be having someone vet civilian businesses to find ones that would benefit from both Till n Fills and funding to pay for them. Benefits of this plan include letting more businesses know about Till n Fills, and making sure they have the funding to afford them.
Even better, this side steps the merchant council without doing anything to destroy or subvert it.
 
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