We should think about self-defense options while undercover on the heist. Most weapons are out, but Hazou could probably get away with a walking stick. A deck of cards wouldn't be out of place on a gambler, and he could incorporate explosive seals into the designs on the back, though he should get a little practice throwing them.

Hrmmm... He's also going to need an accent. Something foreign but disarming.
 
We should think about self-defense options while undercover on the heist. Most weapons are out, but Hazou could probably get away with a walking stick. A deck of cards wouldn't be out of place on a gambler, and he could incorporate explosive seals into the designs on the back, though he should get a little practice throwing them.

Hrmmm... He's also going to need an accent. Something foreign but disarming.
Hazou can turn pieces of paper into deadly weapons and can kick through concrete walls. I think he's covered.
 
Apropos of nothing, I note that the rough tiers for "Chunin" or "Jonin" (or "Good" and "Expert!") at a skill would probably be skewed depending on if something is singlecost or doublecost.

Textual evidence: Hazou is a "Good" sealmaster, and Noburi has more chakra than "most Jonin." do.

(I mean, it makes sense if a skill takes a particularly long time to hone, that a particularly high level in that skill would be much rarer comparatively speaking.)
 
Taking out all the world's finest genin in one go? No sweat. Meddling in complex international politics? We're full of ideas. Giving Keiko a symbolic hug? Break out all the stops, this is going to take serious long-term preparation.

Keiko just matters that much to us!

Yeah, Keiko just scares us that much!
I really hope this kind of hivemind chatter makes into Hazou's subconscious :D.

What we should really do, is convince her to sacrifice all of her hopelessness and negativity to gain more power in some sort of binding mystic contract.
You mean the way Draco sacrificed his racism?
 
What does Leaf's Jōnin escort look like? How many are accompanying us total and which of them do we recognize?
Kurenai and Asuma, being jōnin-sensei, are accompanying their teams. As Jiraiya mentioned, Hiashi has been brought along to make sure he can't destabilize things inside Leaf. Yamanaka Inoichi is also accompanying you, as are chuunin representatives from almost all the clans and - interestingly - the head of Clan Minami.

Was the sense that Hazou got from the conversation with Jiraiya about the CHAOS suit that this was now more of a Leaf/Clan secret, or would Hazou be okay to use the OPSEC sanitized version in the tournament if he wished?
An OPSEC-sanitized version seems fine, but he warns you that if you don't manage to dunk on anyone with it he will tease you mercilessly for wasting your time.
 
An OPSEC-sanitized version seems fine, but he warns you that if you don't manage to dunk on anyone with it he will tease you mercilessly for wasting your time.
This should be easily arranged

Looks like we're back in business.
 
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You mean the way Draco sacrificed his racism?
Oh no, what a tragedy, you made me go and reread the good parts of HPMOR! How could you do this to me??

I spent way too long looking for this quote.
HPMOR Ch. 23 said:
And Harry Potter's voice came, now louder, and worried:

"Draco... you can't forget. Don't you understand? That was your sacrifice."

Draco stopped in midstride and turned around. "What are you talking about?"

But there was already a freezing coldness in Draco's spine.

He knew even before Harry Potter said it.

"To become a scientist. You questioned one of your beliefs, not just a small belief but something that had great significance to you. You did experiments, gathered data, and the outcome proved the belief was wrong. You saw the results and understood what they meant." Harry Potter's voice was faltering. "Remember, Draco, you can't sacrifice a true belief that way, because the experiments will confirm it instead of falsifying it. Your sacrifice to become a scientist was your false belief that wizard blood was mixing and getting weaker."

"That's not true! " said Draco. "I didn't sacrifice the belief. I still believe that!" His voice was getting louder, and the chill was getting worse.

Harry Potter shook his head. His voice came in a whisper. "Draco... I'm sorry, Draco, you don't believe it, not anymore." Harry's voice rose again. "I'll prove it to you.... If blood purism is true, then Hermione Granger doesn't make sense, so what could explain her? Maybe she's a wizarding orphan raised by Muggles, just like I was? I could go to Granger and ask to see pictures of her parents, to see if she looks like them. Would you expect her to look different? Should we go perform that test?"

"They would have put her with relatives," Draco said, his voice trembling. "They'll still look the same."

"You see. You already know what experimental result you'll have to excuse. If you still believed in blood purism you would say, sure, let's go take a look, I bet she won't look like her parents, she's too powerful to be a real Muggleborn -"

"They would have put her with relatives!"

"Scientists can do tests to check for sure if someone is the true child of a father. Granger would probably do it if I paid her family enough. She wouldn't be afraid of the results. So what do you expect that test to show? Tell me to run it and we will. But you already know what the test will say. You'll always know. You won't ever be able to forget. You might wish you believed in blood purism, but you'll always expect to see happen just exactly what would happen if there was only one thing that made you a wizard. That was your sacrifice to become a scientist."

Draco's breathing was ragged. "Do you realize what you've done? " Draco surged forward and he seized Harry by the collar of his robes. His voice rose to a scream, it sounded unbearably loud in the closed classroom and the silence. "Do you realize what you've done?"
 
Kurenai and Asuma, being jōnin-sensei, are accompanying their teams. As Jiraiya mentioned, Hiashi has been brought along to make sure he can't destabilize things inside Leaf. Yamanaka Inoichi is also accompanying you, as are chuunin representatives from almost all the clans and - interestingly - the head of Clan Minami.

An OPSEC-sanitized version seems fine, but he warns you that if you don't manage to dunk on anyone with it he will tease you mercilessly for wasting your time.

I thought there would be more clan heads...
 
Having examined all the affinities, equipment, and (snerk) anatomies of the Round Two Reds, each member of Team Uplift will get some number of free Invocations* of the Aspect "Rolodex of Doom".
@eaglejarl @OliWhail @Velorien
Just checking: Hotsprings in general, and Kashiwagi Noriko specifically, were on Round 2 Red (and were not on Shikamaru's Round 1 Blue Team) so do we still get a handful of invocations of "Rolodex of Doom"? :D
 
Folks need to stay behind to keep Konoha running, and in case anything... unfortunate... happens.
[X] Send Hiashi back to Konoha

  • Convince Jiraiya to send Hiashi back to Konoha.
  • He's clearly the person we can trust the most to keep things running.
  • Don't worry, Hiashi, we trust you to keep the place from falling apart in our absence.
  • Watch out for the clay dragons.
 
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