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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest

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So, we invited Sasuke to dinner. Unfortunately, it's unspecified as to where and how and when.

Is he having dinner with the Gōtesku clan? Just Hazō? Is it an outing or at clan compound?
 
Noumero said:
Huh. So, the conditions are:
  • Hazou and Ami are in front of Keiko.
  • Hazou is "courting" Ami by saying that he "will go pretty damn far for her".
  • Hazou wears a youthsuit.
  • Hazou has a tray of cookies he calls "OPSEC cookies" with classified information written on them.
  • Hazou believes that he offers said cookies to Ami to show his trust.
That's... actually very doable. It doesn't specify that Keiko needs to actually hear Hazou, for example, just that she is "in front". Neither does it say how severe the classified information needs to be, or that Hazou's courting needs to be successful.

I suppose the commitment to give Hazou "all of the XP" on that day isn't very concrete either, but are you really sure you should have made it?
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The QMs will always have more tools for cheating the players out of their hard-earned gains than vice versa.
 
Kiba said:
So, we invited Sasuke to dinner. Unfortunately, it's unspecified as to where and how and when.
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I figured that unless specified the QMs will fill in the blanks.

Realistically this means Hazou will invade the Uchiha compound at 2 AM, break into Sasuke's room, shake him awake and yell: "SASUKE, LET'S HAVE DINNER, RIGHT HERE AND NOW! AS TO THE HOW: WITH OUR HANDS AND MOUTHS".
 
Tua said:
I figured that unless specified the QMs will fill in the blanks.

Realistically this means Hazou will invade the Uchiha compound at 2 AM, break into Sasuke's room, shake him awake and yell: "SASUKE, LET'S HAVE DINNER, RIGHT HERE AND NOW! AS TO THE HOW: WITH OUR HANDS AND MOUTHS".
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HAZOU: Hello Cousin Sasuke.

SASUKE: Wha-

HAZOU: Let us go eat dinner! We go to Burger Shot!

SASUKE: What the-

HAZOU: Afterwards, bowling!
 
So, we should find Nakano and apologize to him for the orgy misunderstanding. He seemed to not be sure about whether or not orgies was something noble clans did even after we assured him nothing like that would happen, and at the very least we should apologize for accidentally lying to him.

We should also track down the source of the rumor. IC so that we can find out why it happened and make sure it doesn't happen again. OOC because that will lead Hazou to Shiori and make Velorien happy (and the suffering involved in that will be shouldered by Shiori, so it's totally fine!)
 
That dinner might cause us trouble. The Uchiha at one point viewed all Kurosawa as blood line thieves. Or maybe as a type of traitor to the clan. Its been a while though, so unless Sasuke has some special reason to hate traitors, we should be fine. Except of course he has an amazingly strong reason to hate traitors.

Well, he probably won't kill us, and I don't think the Uchiha have too much political power left if he hates us. We might annoy Naruto if we hurt his best friend, if Naruto ever makes it back to Leaf in one piece.
 
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Questions:
1)How much of Hazou's monthly allowance does he have left at the moment?
2) Roughly what percentage of that would it take to hire one of those "Till-n-fill" C ranks?
3)Did we give Jiraiya that packet the Oyabun gave us to give to him, ~20 chapters ago after the 5th Event?
 
faflec said:
We don't get an allowance after the Kurohige incident?
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eaglejarl said:
Other Note: You asked Mari-sensei about the clan's financial situation. The answer is that, as long as the pangolin gold keeps flowing in, you're set. The bills are being paid, the estate is being fixed up, a generous clan war chest is being accumulated, and a lot of the money is being funnelled into the search for Naruto, supplemental to the Leaf budget. More relevantly, however, all of you have a 30,000 ryō / month allowance. That's about $3,000 USD (~2300 GBP or ~2500 euro), and it's pure disposable income. You have no rent, there's always food in the house, and no one in Leaf has to pay for internet service. (Because there isn't any, obviously.) That $3k can be spent on hot chocolate, meals out, clothes, starting businesses, whatever. Just don't get yourselves in trouble with the Merchant Council. If you need more than your allowance, you can probably get it but you'll need to check with Jiraiya and/or Mari.
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Vecht said:
If followed by a long exhale, you've fucked up. If followed by a short exhale, Jashin have mercy on your soul.
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If there is no exhale at all, and he's just holding his breath (while staring at you expectantly)- you still may have a chance to un-fuck it.
Or, spoken in Nara:
There is an incredibly slim- but still existing- chance of averting this horrid disaster.
 
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