Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Well, let's ask.
@OliWhail @eaglejarl @Velorien Would Hellfire Log Explosion Technique provide sufficient cover to escape into the sky? Given: 40 meter radius explosion, 80 meter radius smoke according to Radvic.
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
@faflec There exists the possibility that Minami might have enough chakra to resist storage seals to represent her still technically being alive; would you mind adding a bit where Noburi drains Minami of any residual chakra she might have?
[X] Action Plan: Blow this popsicle stand (Speed) EDITED
[X] Action Plan: Blow this popsicle stand (Speed) EDITED
- Location
- Yes.
Um, QMs said Minami got turned into Konoha's newest brand of Pez Dispenser, so I'm pretty sure she's dead-dead. And chakra is supposed to go byebye when you die, nearly instantly.
- Location
- Phoenix, AZ
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- Yes.
Knowing our luck, she's the Sage of the Six Paths reborn, here to fuck with us for her own sadistic amusement.
Nonsense. She's clearly Zabuza.
- Location
- Phoenix, AZ
I mean, if she's has Hyuuga-tier sensor abilities, she'll know we used skywalkers to get away regardless of what we do. Should only be able to kill us if she has range >~50 meters attack she can use immediately. Or if we run into the forest instead of the sky.
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
Oh, one more thing: If we're leaving anything at the site behind, would you mind leaving a Dust Bomb to ensure that it all becomes so much ash?
- Location
- Yes.
...who is the Sage of the Six Paths.
Nah. The Sage isn't smart enough to be Zabuza.
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
Who is Zabuza....who is the Sage of the Six Paths.
CONSTANT VIGILANCE
- Location
- Yes.
The current plan:
- Location
- The Maple Syrup Mountains
[X] Action Plan: Blow this popsicle stand (Speed) EDITED
[X] Action Plan: Blow this popsicle stand (Speed) EDITED
All right, edited and revoted. But I don't see what the big deal was. Obviously you'd dig around and find the vote that actually lists the plan. Everybody's operating in good faith.
All right, edited and revoted. But I don't see what the big deal was. Obviously you'd dig around and find the vote that actually lists the plan. Everybody's operating in good faith.
[X] Action Plan: Blow this popsicle stand (Speed) EDITED
As a counter, I'd prefer to maintain some degree of OPSEC. If she closes in on us we can run directly up, but so long as we've done our due diligence in terms of detection to ensure she's not just outside the wall or something then she's not likely to catch us.
As a counter, I'd prefer to maintain some degree of OPSEC. If she closes in on us we can run directly up, but so long as we've done our due diligence in terms of detection to ensure she's not just outside the wall or something then she's not likely to catch us.
- Location
- The Deep Blue Sea
From the QM chat, paraphrased:
"Kagome uses making explosives as a security blanket, and has enough issues that he needs a *lot* of security."
*SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE*
Holy cow that would be so fun to run. I'm so tempted
Yyyyyoink
Holy cow, someone write this omake
...maybe I should write this omake...
Note that you were using them inside an enclosed area (the air dome).
Unless you are being piloted by an extradimensional hivemind, of course.
Earth domes, though I don't think those ever got researched.
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- Yes.
Just in case
- Location
- USA
Just to ensure this is thought of, can we punch holes in the ceiling first and send mist out there? I feel like that's the biggest risk for where she might be watching for an escape attempt from. Earth jutsu detection won't notice her up there.
- Location
- Phoenix, AZ
We could, in theory add a step of "fire macerator just outside the building after blasting holes before sending clones out" if we wanted. This would make it so if she's hiding near the house, she dies before the clones go out.
- Location
- USA
Also, agree with the idea that even if Jiraiya is behind this, it does us no benefit to accuse him or trust him less, and if anything causes more harm and risks more death. The only way to benefit from this unfortunate turn of events is to think through our actions more carefully, both politically and plan wise. If breaking cover and running out of town is what tipped the Yakuza off, assuming this was them, then we should identify long-range communication as our team's major weakness, and come up with a method of ameliorating that if a situation comes up again.